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Ep 7 Liveblog

He’s spiralling. Oh no.

I agree Joe. Who’s this guy? He knows about the birdhouse. It means she knows him duh. He’s not breaking in duh. Wtf.

Knife? Really?

She’s already moved on? How long has it been??? It can’t be more than a few days. A week. Did she already know this guy?

Okay but. Be real. Not many girls ARNT into muscles.

OMFG. This guy. This guy. F-ing his dead friends girl. I actually agree with Forty here.

“At least he’s honest” 😂

“Trust me, she gets jealous” oh that sounds ominous Forty

Forty’s guts tell him Joe is good. Joe is starting to like Forty because he trusts him. This will not end well

Oh you poor summer child. Joe and online dating. Lord help him.

ACCIDENTALLY LIKING A EXS PICS ITS SADLY REALTABLE (not for me though but you get the point)

Cringe.

Joe and dating people who live near him. Bad history.

Oh please. Joe. I know your pretentious but you don’t have to make knight aligories please. It’s embarrassing.

Internet dating. A nightmare. I DO know this part. Cringe

Oh that Australian accent isn’t terrible. This is from an Australian

I want that donut.

Oh sunscreen! Good job. Although running again. You know you can’t run, silly guy.

Omg. More new age junk although somehow this is working.

Sad.

God he ugly cries.

He’s been converted. Oh no. Now he’ll be even more pretentious. Who knew this was possible?

Holy shit. It’s the excersist. I guess that’s what happens when you do nothing but drink celery juice for a few days when you’ve lived off exotic rich food made by Love for weeks.

It’s not exactly like him cancelling Bali is ruining his life. He’s rich.

It feels like Love is using Forty as a crutch. An excuse for her to not stay in a legitimate relationship for long. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Delilah is a hero. Burgers and shakes.

I kind of wish he could date Delilah without doing it as a stop gap to Love but we all know he can’t so I feel sorry for her (and for him tbh)

Oh please we could do without the public sex. His name is going to be his issue.

They can’t find DNA in urine unless you are sick. Don’t worry. Yes I know this. Don’t ask how. Lol

Fincher is jelly and Forty has connections.

Who doesn’t like roses? The only people who say they don’t are pretentious or have bad memories connected to them. My fav flower is the Easter Lilly but I have to love roses.

First rule to dating. Don’t hit a girls “special” brother. She’s gonna side with him and your gonna get blacklisted. (Also the male macho thing isn’t working for you guy)

Oh no. Delilah is gonna think Joe killed Hendy for her.

Please don’t find the trophies. Please don’t. PANIC

Omg. Worse. She’s actually gonna find his box. Not good.

Home is a person.

“What in the actual fuck” indeed.

Is he going to show up and trap her inside???

Oh so that’s where the box went.

His mother just. She’s just terrible. Both parents are terrible.

CALLED IT MOTHER FUCKER

I mean it worked out with Will. Who says it can’t with Delilah?

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Ep 1 Liveblog

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Episode ones commantary, out of context but in order:

Addiction? Cold turkey? RULES? Lovein’ this. Something straight out of Dexter. Maybe Joe is finally going to clean up his act and actually git gud?

He’s MOURNING HER! Oh so sweet and sad!

Candance’s nickname for Joe was BUNNY

“Lady how many photos does it take?”

“Who’s protecting her?”

Joe is so good at manipulating people this season, although he was never terrible at it.

“A new apron? Joy.”

Right now he’s so funny.

THERE GOING TO WORK TOGETHER! Office romance.

Okay I knew this but her name is Love and this is so stupid. Still.

She seems nice though

“Love, you are not for me.”

Canadance is alive and Joe ran

Another one of THOSE scenes??? Plz no

Is Love stalking HIM?

The kid is awesome and he’s so good with kids.

“My home is you.”

BABY JOE

Oh joe baby la is not your natural habitat

Joe doesn’t like “things” he likes things that have connections to emotions/people

“You felt it, real love, real loss”

WILL IS A REAL PERSON OMG

OMG ITS ALL CONNECTED AND I LOVE IT. Joe isn’t on the wagon! He never was!

OMG JOE IS BENDING THE SPINE ON THAT BOOK! No respecting book lover bends spines like that. I know that it’s a cheap paper back but come on.

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Ep 6 Liveblog

Kathy Griffen

“I’m going to bash his head in.” As he holds the shoulder and says that into Joes face. Hahahaha

Her ex was deaf! Awe! It explains it!

Okay now Joe. You should know what Lolita actually means. I’m disappointed you took that reading.* Same dress at funeral 1/7

Superhero. That’s 2/7

Police helicopter at Candance’s house. That’s 3/7

Pack of coyote’s walking away. that’s 4/7

Roller skater at Anavrin. That’s 5/7

She’s in brother protective mode.

Oh god. Candance.

Wrong house.

The truth. Sort of.

A game.

Are their drugs in this cake? No, just salt.

DEXTER REFERENCE

Did Love get rid of Candance?

Love feels like the kind of gal who’d help you bury a body.

Dog in a pram after talking to Forty about lies. 6/7

Please don’t fuck your neighbor. This isn’t good.

Palm tree on fire after giving the d. 7/7. It is done.

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Ep 2 Liveblog

Fish

Better to steal than make

“No one ever suspects shit when it’s a white dude.” Well said.

The box. Love the box

MOONIE TAUGHT HIM TO MAKE FAKE BOOKS

No. No no nononono. No. Kiss bad.

Ghosts. So many ghosts.

Oh. No. Friends.

Omg. It’s the correct way to preserve a finger which has been detached. Props.

This has to be a trap. Seriously. Like codewords work both ways.

Omg. Subtle Netflix nod. Lol

Love is so sweet.

“Am I loosing my mind?” Honey you never had your mind

More Netflix references

Hallucinations.

No one suspects the butterfly or “No one ever suspects shit when it’s a white dude.”

Clean.

Parealls

Okay but can a meat grinder grind bone?

Love is so mature. Like. She knows love can be amazing and shitty at the same time

“You act nice because you’re not.”

“can’t wait to tell out kids...” oh my gosh Joe so sweet

More underwear? Come on

“I’m optimistic...”

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Ep 5 Liveblog

Forty is dating Candance now!

Suicide plan successful

And KABLAM. Candance walks in.

See begging doesn’t work. Don’t run. It will make it worse. Omfg.

GASP. She called Forty BUNNY!

I knew it. I knew that scene would come back to bite him

Don’t inhale

Oh god damn it lady

Hug. This is one sinister hug.

Candance isn’t ready for this type of revenge.

Love is seeing through Candance lies. She did break rule number one. Keep it simple stupid.

“Our first fight. I blame Candance”

“So much more than your worst moments...”

Omg. Her mom is such a bitch. Wow. She just slapped her. Abuse. Love tries so hard and she doesn’t appreciate any of it.

“Accepting your not perfect and loving you for it”

Statistically men actually say “I love you.” first

“I wolf you.”

Aww. Sister love.

There are more responses than “fight or flight” just so you know. I’m “bargaining/placate” just as a little about me tidbit.

Adapting becks book

Suicide plan not successful

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Ep 4 Liveblog

More flashbacks

I can already see Joe killing Forty

She cuts her brothers hair?

Secret rooms. Inside your head maybe? Parelles

I love how with the addition of Will this season they’re able to do all these high tech things despite the fact Joe isn’t more tech savvy than most average people. Good work writers with fixing that potential plot hole

Ooh. Creepy.

Trophies??? Yep.

Oh no. Newage is not Joes cup of tea.

Okay. I’m an idiot. I only just got this. Forty, Love. Forty Love. They’re twins and their names are TENNIS REFERENCES. Omg. 🤦🏻‍♀️

Gay guy friend of kid likes Joe lol. Also hahaha unik

I could have told you Joe that taking evidence from a crime scene ruins it. Watch an episode of law and order for Christ’s sake.

Okay. Joe’s dad is a jerk and abusive but you have to admit, he’s not that paranoid; she IS actually cheating on him.

I’m giggling. This really is some Dexter shit.

Okay but Joe is strong for his size

Please remember it’s not bleach but amonya.

Justifications

This is gonna blow up I just know it

I bet this girl is candamce. Oh yes it is. I was right.

She’s calling herself amy!

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Ep 3 Liveblog

Making it work

He’s getting to like the things she likes. Thoughtful.

Therapy with your captive. This guys cool

“I’d rather watch a cat massacre” Best line ever.

Haha. “Take her name and give mine back to me.” Lol

Apparently “working on myself” is LA code for being in recovery.

Awe. Joe wants to protect her. Like serious protect.

He’s funnier this season

“I have no trouble doing bad things to bad people.”

Turn. Turn.

ALL THESE CAMERAS. Oh no Joe.

Quinn blood money.

Joe is learning improv.

Henderson is curious

“He’s a good person, he just does bad things sometimes.” Parallels

Love isn’t perfect. Lol

Not a massive amount of commentary this episode since big chunks had me either lost in it or laughing.

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Liveblogging Season 2

I really want to liveblog the episodes but I don’t want to clog up ya’ll’s feed so I’m going to be posting all my comments with dot points in order for each episode as I watch.

Blacklist “you-netflixliveblog” to avoid season 2 spoilers.

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Congrats on 100 followers!! Have you finished S2 yet??

Thank you!

But no actually, I haven’t seen all of season 2 and this reminds me of a post I was going to make!

I will liveblog every episode and post the liveblog right after I finish the episode, so if a liveblog isn’t up yet…it means I haven’t watched that episode yet!

You can find all the reblogs under just #you-netflixliveblog (so you can blacklist to avoid spoilers or search to find them).

This is kind of important since I have an ask sitting in my inbox right now which I’m pretty sure contains spoilers! I only read to the part where it started to seem like it was referring to something I didn’t know about so I haven’t read it all and won’t post said ask until after I finish watching the whole series!

So a reminder to not spoil the show for me!  

As of this post I am up to episode 6!

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EXACTLY!!!

Ep 1 Liveblog

A reminder to blacklist “you-netflixliveblog” to not get any spoilers.

Episode ones commantary, out of context but in order:

Addiction? Cold turkey? RULES? Lovein’ this. Something straight out of Dexter. Maybe Joe is finally going to clean up his act and actually git gud?

He’s MOURNING HER! Oh so sweet and sad!

Candance’s nickname for Joe was BUNNY

“Lady how many photos does it take?”

“Who’s protecting her?”

Joe is so good at manipulating people this season, although he was never terrible at it.

“A new apron? Joy.”

Right now he’s so funny.

THERE GOING TO WORK TOGETHER! Office romance.

Okay I knew this but her name is Love and this is so stupid. Still.

She seems nice though

“Love, you are not for me.”

Canadance is alive and Joe ran

Another one of THOSE scenes??? Plz no

Is Love stalking HIM?

The kid is awesome and he’s so good with kids.

“My home is you.”

BABY JOE

Oh joe baby la is not your natural habitat

Joe doesn’t like “things” he likes things that have connections to emotions/people

“You felt it, real love, real loss”

WILL IS A REAL PERSON OMG

OMG ITS ALL CONNECTED AND I LOVE IT. Joe isn’t on the wagon! He never was!

OMG JOE IS BENDING THE SPINE ON THAT BOOK! No respecting book lover bends spines like that. I know that it’s a cheap paper back but come on.