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When the truck hit Kisaki I burst out laughing and you can't blame me
It was just like the bus scene from "Mean Girls"
#he was standing on the crossing and BOOM the truck#the animation of the truck's movement didn't improve the situation at all it just made the scene look even funnier#bruh you're standing in the middle of the street and having a conversation it was only a matter of time before a car hit you#1000 Ways to Die but anime edition#Kisaki is such a genius who won first place in school but for this he deserved the Darwin Award#kisaki tetta#tokyo revengers#tokyo revengers spoilers#tokyo revengers tenjiku hen#tok rev#mean girls
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"when did destiel sex happen for the first time?" i love that i'm living so far in my own obscure deluded doomed by the narrative canon-compliant version of surprisingly wholesome but tragic destiel that the only right answer isn't even an option on polls: stanford era.
#deancas#it's like.#you're in a car with an ugly old angel and he looks at you like he has loved and known you for years but you just met#and he wont tell you that he's hiding something from you but he's hiding something from you#and he reaches over and you let him hit bc you're lonely and he's saying all the things you wish your father told you#like he discovered a belief in a future where you'll have eye crinkles and your brother at your side and a home with your own bedroom#and you feel your heart taking root in your body until one day you wake up with a headache and no memory of him or the past 2 months at ALL#and you never have time to wonder about it bc its october 2005 and you have 327 episodes of horrors ahead of you#and they all happen exactly like they do on screen. destiel was real but it was also dead before the story even started#(other than that they only had sex in purgatory which dean came to regret bc it made him realize he's not into cas like that#and he had only invited him to his benny fuckfest bc they're friends and it seemed rude not to)#and dean never ever learns that they once were lovers. and for cas there's nothing to remember bc it hasnt happened to him yet#its beautiful. to me.#also slightly embarrassing for me as a person but nevermind that
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its important to go see a low stakes concert sometimes
#as in seeing someone in concert youre not an absolute nutbag about (as i have done this year and last year)#but last night me n my dad went and saw renaissance on their farewell tour#running on like 4 hours of sleep and seething to be at work right now#or rather i would be seething if i weren't so tired#new anger management hack: just get less sleep so your senses are dulled! anyway#funniest part of the night was the multiples times when my dad who is old was like 'everyone here is so old :/'#he was literally like 'if i ever get like these people just shoot me' LMAO#the concert was good i wouldn't call it like great or fantastic but such is the beauty of a low stakes concert#youre not living and dying on every song youre not singing along to everything youre just. enjoyin the show normally which is crazy#again as someone who has seen two bands (both bands two separate times and is seeing one of those bands a THIRD TIME soon) im crazy over#that experience is fun its bonkers and you definitely gotta do it for the bands youre crazy over. you gotta#but it was nice to just. have a regular time at a show#as far as the show itself there were a few little moments where things didnt go as smooth but that may have been bc it was the first show#and save for a few moments in some songs annie haslam knocked it out of the park she can still sing as insanely good as she used to#again some parts of songs were in a lower key? but most seemed to be the same and she was still hitting those bonkers high notes#so good for her. the band was pretty good but i felt they really only like all worked together well on a few songs#if that makes sense. but overall pretty good#and my anxieties about getting there and back were unfounded bc somehow it all worked. yay#our car service trip home was in a tesla i felt like i was gonna die the entire ride home lol#i am NEVER getting in one of those stupid cars again. big ass ipad as your dashboard this is insane???? im so scared???#anywho. old musicians are forever as ive been saying lately. and they really are#oh also we were at the town hall which is a nice small theater i was worried abt bein too far away but it's laid out really well#in that you're sure to get a pretty good view of the stage#it seems like half the size roughly of the beacon for whatever thats worth#OH i did see one dude somewhere in the audience with a sparks shirt so. hashtag represent#yet another concert report. yayyyyy#(im so tired)
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Help I can't stop thinking about the Dark Fantasy Fae AU.
There were a lot of things Ray could have never imagined when he married Rose. Moving out of their shabby little apartment into their house after a series of in hindsight rather telling instances of good luck. Their two amazing kids, who were so smart and talented and kind, who seemed to take all the things he loved in their mother and made it their own.
Losing her so young, he'd never imagined that.
And he really couldn't have predicted the four children that landed in their garage through a magical mushroom portal from a fairy realm.
Still, all things considered, Ray thought he was handling things rather well. He did have a very long phone call with Rose's very ancient grandmother, who told him she knew that when he took her name, he'd do the Molina family proud. Abuelita didn't know how much was myth and how much was family legend and how much was real, but the fact that the fae existed was pretty hard to question after the whole magic portal thing.
He stopped overwatering the plants overnight.
Now, the hardest part was helping the kids adjust to modern day life. Reggie was the easiest, considering he'd only lost about twenty-five years. He was a sweet boy, though a little jumpy at times. Alex was from the 1920s and while he still struggled a little with modern slang, he mostly seemed very grateful at the strides that had been made by the queer community, that allowed him to be who he was and love openly.
Luke was a bit trickier. He was distraught at losing his family, of course. He seemed to take to some aspects of modern times like a fish to water - the first time Julie showed him an electric guitar, Luke looked like he was having a religious experience. But Ray had had to pull him out of the road several times already to make sure he didn't get run over by a car, and then there had been the whole Tinfoil In The Microwave experience.
Willie was the trickiest. Ray had no idea how long he'd been in the fairy realm, given that he'd been switched out with a changeling at birth. But he had no real concept of how the human world worked, save for what he'd picked up from the other three boys. But some days, he seemed more fae than human, confused that Carlos couldn't just levitate to grab something off the top shelf, or that other people couldn't teleport short distances.
Which was what made this conversation so difficult.
"Fix, please," Willie had announced, before carefully settling a dead bird on the dining room table next to Ray's laptop.
The dad part of Ray's brain was already making a list of what needed to happen - get Willie to wash his hands, thoroughly clean the table- when the rest of his mind caught up with the request.
"She flew into a window," Willie said sadly, gently stroking the feathery head, and Ray felt a pang. This was going to be a very difficult conversation. One he remembers vividly having with Carlos when he was four (it had been a torn ladybug) and Julie when she was five (when Flynn's grandmother passed away).
"I- I'm afraid I can't do that," he said.
Willie's face twisted into a confused pout. "But I said please," he pointed out. They'd been working on... well, not so much manners as human mannerisms.
"Yes, and that was very polite," Ray said slowly, trying to figure out how to formulate this without being too harsh. "But I am unable to fix a dead robin."
"Please? I'll do all the cooking and the dishes for a whole..." Willie's face screwed up. Time was another thing they were working on. The entire concept of it seemed to upset him. "Year?"
"Willie," Ray said, gently herding him to sit down. "It's not that I don't want to help the bird. This isn't a deal you can trade for. There is nothing left for me to do to help the bird. Humans cannot fix death."
"Death?" Willie echoed, his voice small and uncertain. Ray nodded sympathetically.
"I'm sorry, there's no fixing the bird," he said slowly. "When something is dead, it cannot be brought back."
"No!" Willie wailed, distraught. "She just made a mistake! It's not fair!"
"Oh, mijo, I know it's not," Ray soothed, pulling him into a hug. "Death often doesn't seem fair." He let Willie cry, rocking him slightly. The sound summoned Alex, who took over, pulling Willie into a hug until they were sprawled on the floor, Willie curled up in his lap.
Ray tried not to focus on the dead bird on the table. He wanted to get it out of the house as soon as possible, but right now, Willie's feelings were more important.
"We can hold a funeral for her," he promised. "Bury her in the garden. That way, she can become one with the earth again, and help the plants grow." He thought that idea might make Willie feel a little better. The boy looked at him with big, not-entirely-human eyes, his lower lip trembling.
"It's the circle of life," Alex agreed. "Remember, like that song from the movie Julie and Flynn showed us."
"A funeral means burying her in the garden?" Willie asked, looking between them.
"A funeral is a ceremony to honour someone's life and say goodbye," Ray explained. Willie understood ceremonies, at least. "We can say a few words, and then bury her."
"Luke can sing a song," Alex said. "Birds like songs, right?"
Willie nodded, sniffling.
Ray squeezed his knee, and stood up. "I'll go get a nice box to bury her in." That seemed to upset Willie, and he shook his head fiercely.
"No dark rooms!" he insisted.
"How about some nice soft paper towels?" Alex suggested quickly. He also looked a bit nauseated at the thought of a dark room. Sometimes, Ray thought he'd never get to the end of the horrors those boys had gone through. He nodded, and went to get some gloves and a whole roll of paper towels.
Alex and Willie stayed on the floor, Alex gently rocking them back and forth while Willie ran his fingers through his long hair. "You're not allowed to be dead," Willie told Alex seriously. "I can't fix you."
"I'll do my best not to die," Alex promised. "I'm never going to leave you."
"If you do die, you have to come back as a ghost," Willie insisted. "No burying in the garden. We will be ghosts together. Like in Carlos' videos."
Alex smiled softly, and Ray tried not to tear up at the all-encompassing love and tenderness he saw in the boy's face, so young yet old and wise beyond his age. "Yeah, okay."
#julie and the phantoms#willex#willie throckmorton#ray molina#alex mercer#best dad ray molina#kidnapped by the fae au#fanfic#right in the feels#I wrote a thing#I thought about this while walking the dog and wrote it on my lunch break you're welcome#I've only had creepy changeling willie who isn't entirely human anymore for 15 minutes#but if anything were to happen to him etc etc#the funeral is lovely and they all take it very seriously and Luke does indeed sing a very old mourning song that has been lost to time#everyone cries#ray is not touching the 'if fairies are real are ghosts real' thoughts with a ten foot pole NOPE he has enough on his plate#listen Luke can't be blamed for all of the times he nearly got hit by a car those electric ones are fucking SILENT
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love watching weather science videos but like. why am i 1000x more interested in tornadoes over hurricanes. they're both spinning air
#we wanted to be a stormchaser when we were younger#nowadays we have to worry about our health too much to have such a risky high-stress high reaction time job#been watching nothing but tornado history videos for days it's one of our intermittent special interests#stemming from the weather science workbook we OBSESSED over as a kid#would read that thing cover to cover multiple times a week. i was the kind of autistic who would read the Encyclopedia for fun#i actually had a fave encyclopedia entry as a kid and now i cannot fucking remember it 😭#i also learned what sex was through the encyclopedia 😭😭😭😭 was legit my first exposure to the concept#but like even though we watch A TON of weather videos including tons of stuff about thunderstorms and blizzards#(thunderstorms my fucking beloved. favourite weather pattern ever. cumulonimbus my bestest friend <3)#most of the videos we watch are mostly tornado videos. and hurricane videos feel boring to us#even though hurricanes are wayyy more powerful#tornadoes are still fucking powerful it's just more. concentrated#tornadoes to me feel Targeted like. that's weather that says Fuck YOU in particular actually#especially multivortex tornadoes where you can literally have two houses both in the middle of the storm at once#and still only one of them gets destroyed#or like pictures you can see of demolished houses with their mailbox in the yard simply untouched#i like to watch tornado videos bc they help me. prepare. just in case#our state gets hit with tornadoes pretty frequently though not as much as tornado alley#and i like to know all the information for sheltering and what to do in the event of a collapsed building and such#i have a little survival kit in the bathroom just in case with like basic first aid and a radio and bottled water#bc thats probably the safest room for me to be in since it's not near any external walls and also hiding in the tub is usually good#also in the event you're caught on the road during a tornado#DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE shelter under a bridge or overpass#those work basically like straws where as the air gets pushed through it goes MUCH faster and gets dangerous way easier#as far as im aware the best place to be is in a ditch or hole if you absolutely cannot find a shelter in time#if you do not have a car with roll protection then being in your car will probably be worse#NOT AN EXPERT THO pls verify this information on your own if you think it is relevant or necessary i have poor memory and can be stupid#i just know that overpasses are dangerous as hell
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@mutagn asked : "i'm not interested in anyone but you." / diotello
in many ways, dating dio feels a lot like when they first met. the heart-racing, stuttering, tripping over himself of it all. better now, though. nowadays, it's like driving in new hampshire, going eighty on empty roads, drifting into tight curves -- the weightless feeling of being totally out of control and totally invincible. it's an instability he doesn't think he'll ever get used to. which means he needs to pick it apart. "right." he pauses. opens his mouth. closes it. opens it again. "like, no one, though? are you sure?"
#picture this. you're me. you move thursday. you are not packed at all. you're driving home from work and this hits you like a truck#𓆉 𝐝𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐨 𝟐𝟎𝟏𝟐 / all i see is what i should be.#mutagn#not inspired by real events I would never drive so unsafe (disregard all the times you've been in a car w me)
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eeeuuuuggghhh i'm gonna bitch in the tags a bit bcus this isn't like. serious enough to put more effort into it than that but i also don't want it to sit in my brain.
#little rock.txt#venting#self harm in tags btw#anyway. wow i hate intrusive thoughts.#like great guys. it's so cool that the way we're deciding to spend our time is constantly thinking about ways to hurt myself#oh wow stabbing myself with a knife someone left on the counter? so original. never been seen before#oh starving myself?? even when my lovely friend made us a whole dinner?? that's lovely. wow. not even a little bit rude#standing in traffic until someone comes and hits me? at least that wouldn't damage my fucking car like your other ideas!#taking something sharp to my sunburns for a two-birds-one-stone thing?? i guess you're making the best of the circumstances#like jesus fucking christ Grow Up. am i fifteen goddamn years old again#like if we're being So real the consequences of actually self-harming Far outweigh the benefits so i'm not at any real risk#(i do Not want to deal with the fallout of 1. cleaning those wounds 2. confronting my housemates with active self-harm#they actively do not deserve that happening to them)#(hi guys btw sorry. i'm fine)#but that just means i'm sitting here like. so are you gonna be productive or....?#like i had plans of what i wanted to do with my brain power tonight. was gonna write. maybe clip a stream. and we're...?#oh just sitting on my laptop playing music too loud bcus if i could hear my own thoughts it'd be a nightmare? neat.#jesus christ can i be a normal goddamn person for like fifteen minutes and get out of this anxiety spiral. it's been over 24 hours.#whatever. like at this point it's fucking whatever. if i can't drag myself into being productive i'm just gonna go to bed.#“opal is being mean to yourself really going to help” i don't know. i doubt it. unfortunately i am in the mood to be a bitch#and the only person who deserves to deal with bitchy opal is me. so.#anyway if you read all of this uuuhhh sorry. i am like this. but hey. thank you for caring
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You know, case in fucking point, I went to go vote and on the way back I was halfway through an intersection and a car went to turn and came about a foot from hitting me. In a pedestrian heavy area. And I was wearing all black in broad daylight so it's not like I was blending in. Fucking pay attention.
Also I decided it was too windy for an umbrella, so by the time I got to the polling place I was soaked. Dripped all over my ballot lol. But I voted!!!! No excuses!
#i drive!!!! I'm not anti-car by any means!!!!#but you have to fucking watch for pedestrians!!!!!!#we have a walkability score of 89#and people DO walk here A LOT#like why wouldn't you if you're just going a few blocks away (and there's no parking anywhere)#but we have hit and runs on pedestrians all the time#fucking ridiculous#it wasn't even a busy intersection#like it was a side street#fuck off guy in blue car#anyway I'm drenched and i haven't eaten all day#i mostly only voted cause there was a funding thing for our public schools#and our schools are SHIT so I'm like yes please fund education
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thinking about it and lucas is ... actually a considerable douche to most of the women he interacts with in the show. except for ros bc i’m fairly certain he knows there’s always a fork and/or pen nearby.
#he threatens to hit sarah. he is always short and 99.8% done with jo. he gives beth the fucking nASTIEST looks#he's so rude to dean's mum in the episode with them in series 7#the teenage girl who has the codes in the first ep of series 9 .. like ??#bro there had to have been another way to handle that i'm sorry#ruth he is such an ass too. kidnapping. drugging. the works.#the basic bitchiness to ruth i can forgive#but the kidnapping and drugging takes it a bit far#beth doesnt give in really so like .. hes not as mean to her#but he does give her the craziest looks and expressions lmaooo#and repeatedly tells her he doesnt like her#he's fairly good with elizaveta but shes only in like 4 eps total and tbh ...#in one of them he breaks into her (their old) kitchen and waits for her#so I MEAN.#he chases danielle down in series 9 (multiple times) and then puts her in a trunk. is rude as fuck to her before all that. then murders her.#so thats a big whoopsie#maya who is supposed to 'love' ... he just drags around everywhere like 'shut the fuck up i love you you're coming with me'#she's like a poor little ragdoll#maya: john i don't want to do this#lucas: shut UP WE'RE IN LOVE GET IN THE CAR#also he's very egocentric lmao. like he's smart (obviously) and he has every right to know/be proud of that but !!#i mean .. i think a lot of that 'better than thou' attitude comes from the fact hes walking around like#' yeah i'm screwing over the security service'#there's a bit of pride in that i think#but the ego and the subtle ways in which its presented is .. wild.
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hehe he's so handsome!
#ignore his broken arm lol he got hit by a car#but hey! tiny details!#that's my husband!!!!! my husband! that's him! we're married!!!!!!#yay!!! hehe makes me sooo happy! he's the guy of my dreams honestly#i adore him#thinking about... movie night! he can bring the others too! ofc i bet he and ash are cuddling the whole time#my sister's bestie is over and she's not indian so we're introducing her to some movies since bollywood is a staple of the Indian Kid Exper#ience LMAO#and um. and rn we're watching my favorite movie ever... i wonder if k.yohei would wanna watch with me hehe?#even if i do infodump about all the lore-#sorry my love but you're watching old bollywood movies with me! maybe you shouldve thought about that before you married a punjabi girl-#it's just a nice thought you know? introducing my culture to my husband#ofc i know all the songs and would happily song along- i think he'd like that!#maybe- hopefully-#it just seems so nice! cuddling him as we have a movie marathon#oh and. if youre wondering what my favorite bollywood movie is... don 2! i love the aesthetic and the movie and i kinda sorta know all the#lore and stuff BAHAHA zaraa dil ko thaam#is probably like my favorite bollywood song ever. the scene with the gun? the scene with the handcuffs? yeah that explains why i like the#things i like now huh? hehehe#but yeah. where was i.#right. husband.#pspspsp movie night pspsps! husband cuddles as we watch together. maybe uh... maybe he can 👉👈 kiss my hand every now and then! hehehe#i love my husbanndd!
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i have to do a call with my aunt and grandma in like half an hour and im trying so hard to not anxiety spiral but I swear the first thing out of my mouth is going to be AN OLD LADY NEARLY WALKED IN FRONT OF MY CAR I DON'T WANNA KILL PEOPLE WHY DO PEOPLE WANT ME TO KILL THEM SO BADLY????? followed by sobbing
#i know she was probably just distracted and THOUGHT the road was empty but seriously if you're jaywalking and a car fucking#comes around a corner going fast bc they also did not see you WHY WOULD YOU CONTINUE TO WALK TOWARDS THEIR LANE??? FUCKING STOP. HALT. WAIT.#or just GO TO THE GODDAMN CORNER ANYWAY THERE'S NOTHING ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROAD WORTH JAYWALKING FOR#and i still feel bad about the other woman sitting in the parking lot who i spooked#alao wondering if she was still there when my coworker came out and if he could convince her to move so he could get out#anyway i must syop hyperfixating. i didn't hit anyone. and if i did it wouldn't be my fault anywau#not that legal fault makes you feel any better morally#anyway don't put me in these positions. im a delicate flower. the rules of the road exist for a fucking reason.#and if you're all 'lol i love stepping into traffic bc if someone hits me i can sue them!!' no you can't#unless you can prove you were in a marked crosswalk and they had time to see you and stop you will get nothing but broken legs
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I'm still not clear on how drag is an inherently sexual performance...... I fully understand if you go to a club as an adult and see a show they might throw some sexually charged stuff your way but it's not like kids putting on drag shows in high school or queens doing reading hours at libraries are uh.... doing the same act. It's called reading the room and ppl can and in fact do do that. I'd be willing to bet cash american dollars your average music video online free for all to watch in 2023 is more sexually explicit than a drag queen at a children's reading hour.....
#and just cause this tumblr dot com. I'm not saying music videos should be ~Pure~#I'm saying I can hop on the youtubes RIGHT NOW and find far more provocative shit without anyone else's consent in my own living room#whereas like... idk a single 7 year old getting to the public library for a reading hour without some adult in their life knowing abt it#if you want to shield your kids from interacting with all queer ppl ever you can. you're an awful person but you can.#and I know the argument is like omg but I don't even want them KNOWING abt it#even reading a sign for it ans asking what a drag queen is will RUIN my child like lmao it's such a weak fuckin argument#I wish I didn't have to know abt Christianity but there are churches all over town. wish I didn't have to know abt crocs but there are ads.#so on and so forth like. grow up. or admit you're a burning in hell bigot and let me hit you with my car.#I'm sorry I know it's like rants all the time but it's going OFF locally and I hope all these fuckers in town die mad immediately.#erin explains it all
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Now why the hell do I have such intensely realistic dreams I had to wake up and stare at the ceiling for like ten minutes to make sure I was alive.
#me 🤝 having dreams where everyone is mad at me and also I'm having a near death experience and everyone is still mad at me#literally had a dream that I was riding a bike and got hit by a car and woke up in the hospital then felt like shit but was okay enough and#then in my dream I was like hmm I wanna go to a gas station to get snacks bc that's why I was biking in the first place and so I drove to a#random gas station and came back to my car after getting snacks and there was a fucking mountain lion inside my car that immediately pounced#on me and started trying to bite my face and no one would fucking help me at all#it was terrifying and I literally like argued with my mom in the dream and she said all this personal horrible shit and didn't care at all#that I was hit by a car and then I went to the gas station and millie was there and she was mad at me for not going on some trip with her#and her family even tho I was like nah dude I was like JUST hit by a car this morning bro I don't wanna go to Connecticut with u and ur fam#and even the gas station clerk was mad at me for some reason and he tried to charge me a hundred dollars for a pack of icebreakers and a#box of strawberries like dude what the fuck is wrong with my brain but I remember every fucking detail of it like why is my brain so evil#my brain will be like hmm time to dream... let's think about exactly how it would feel to almost die once and then be mauled by a big cat#like why in my dreams do I feel everything that happens to me. why did I feel my broken nose and he blood dripping down my face and the road#burn across my body why are my dreams like yeah u can smell the mountain lions breath as you're trying to hit it with ur purse and it's like#drooling on ur face cause it's trying to wrap it's jaws around your entire head#like bruh. hey brain. did I really need that today? did I really need two near death experiences in one dream? and also everyone hates me?#was that really necessary brain? my brain also had the audacity to set the dream in New Hampshire during winter. why would I be riding a#bike in the middle of winter and then be slammed into the road and then be attacked by a lion what message is that trying to tell me exactly#when I woke up I literally touched my nose to make sure it wasn't broken thats how fucking real my dreams are I hate it#anyways I'm mad at my brain for having hyper realistic dreams where I'm in pain physically and emotionally
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• Getting up and running around 3 days after being shot
Things that work in fiction but not real life
torture getting reliable information out of people
knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour
jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact
calling the police to deescalate a situation
rafting your way off a desert island
correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes
effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else
ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences
heterosexual cowboy
#disco elysium had been driving me crazy with this#like. I've never been shot but I've been hit by a couple cats and had a couple major surgeries#you do not get up and run around and solve mysteries after that#you last very still and sleep 85% off the day on painkillers#a coupe times a day you're endorsed to get up and walk - hanging into your iv stand for support - to the end of the hall and back#for the first 3 days this week exhaust you so much you sleep for 3 hours afterwords#by day 5 you might be able to make 1 while circuit around the ward and be told you're dog a VERY good job and be given a cookie as a reward#when you go home after that it will be another week before you have the energy to walk around the block. it will take you half an hour.#you're still sleeping 70% off the day and the most complicated media you can focus on is my little pony.#it turns out your body REALLY doesn't like to have big messy holes punched through it!! at all!!!!!!! it objects!#*hit by a couple CARS. what an excellent typo. how big must that cat have been to put me in the hospital#you can deal with the other typos i believe in you
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Have you guys ever noticed that every time a soccer mom minivan cuts you off in traffic by doing a bullshit lane change, their vans always have dents along the sides (especially the sides of the back and front bumpers) from doing the exact same fucking thing? Many such cases!
#you'd think after the first or maximum second time hitting something from the side#these people would learn to do proper head checks to compensate for their massive blind spot#AND YET#every minivan driver drives like this is their first time being in a car#my hot take is that you should have to take an extra road test if you want to drive anything bigger than a sedan#like please prove to the DMV and all of us that you're not fucking stupid before getting behind the wheel of a car you CANNOT handle
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I love getting catcalled just walking around town 😐 can I just be a person in peace please
#me :)#It wasn't even that bad it was just a guy shouting you're beautiful out of his car window as he went by but.#It's like frustrating because I know regardless of how they phrase it men hitting on me do not really see me as a person#And I just want to exist in a public space without a ton of attention all the time#Even if it's nice nonthreatening attention in theory
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