#you're my homie

[wolfythewitch]

I say to you, before the rooster crows today, you will break bro code three times

[basshole-astard]

PSA: i keep seeing posts about staying cool in extreme heat that include advice like "gatorade is bad actually!" and "don't drink fruit juice it'll just dehydrate you!" and neither of these are true!

regarding fruit juice: there's apparently a misconception that Any Sugar At All will dehydrate you, and that's simply not true. yes, sugar will make you pee more when consumed in large amounts, but 1) the natural sugar in fruits won't do this to you 2) great news! a lot of fruit juices exist without any added sugar in them! 3) honestly even having a glass of the fruit juice with added sugar won't completely dehydrate you as long as you're also drinking water throughout the day. if its hot you deserve a cold treat of a drink!!! can't go wrong with fruit juice!!!

regarding gatorade: maybe this isn't an every day drink, but guess what: if it's 110F/40C or hotter outside, and you don't have AC, or you're moving around a lot outside of the AC, and you're sweating buckets: that's when you drink a gatorade.

gatorade exists to replenish all the electrolytes (salt) and glucose (sugar) that you sweat out. YES it is meant for athletes to drink during intensive work outs and not necessarily for people who aren't doing that kind of exercise. BUT GUESS WHAT! when you're sweating buckets because you had to walk to the bus in extreme heat, that's intensive exercise. please feel free to drink a gatorade after that! that's its intended use case!!!!

no: neither of these drinks should be a total replacement for water. but drinking a lot of water and then treating yourself to a fruit juice with lunch is a good idea!!! drinking a gatorade becuase you just had to walk for 20 minutes in the heat is a good idea!!!

Please Stop Spreading Misinformation About Drinks!!! It's fine if you drink things that aren't water!!!! Yes you should probably always be drinking water but drinking something else As Well isn't going to hurt you!!!! okay!!!! its fine!!!!!!

honestly so long as you are consistently getting Any (non-alcoholic) fluids in you, you're doing great!!!!!! okay!!!! i love you stay safe <3

[actuallytalldumbass]

me when I started biking to school (with a helmet) just because Alex does

i go so feral at even the most nonexistent mention of alex rider

‘oh i had an ear infection—‘ YEAH SO DID ALEX AS A BABY SO HE DIDNT DIE IN THE PLANE EXPLOSION WITH HIS PARENTS

‘my friends at a school in wimbledon are always the ball girls for tennis—’ ALEX AND SABINA CODED AAAAAA

these were actual irl conversations.

[khaopybara]

you tell them, piploy!

[sualne]

kiss you in aroace, and we're both boys.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

ORV is about enduring the horrors in real time.

(for @everyonesfavoritebastard)

[ringosmistress]

[ihavesomejays]

troublemaker

to thank @keebssi for all the delicious raturine, have a quick modern au wangxian. nothing like wondering why your school's bad boy is asking you for your student id number in the middle of a random park (he is not in fact asking you for your student id number) !! also apologies to the mdzs fans i haven't read mdzs and i don't really plan to this one was just for a homie

closeups under keep reading

[lab-gr0wn-lambs]

still can't believe this

[flustersluts]

as an enby with a complex relationship to gendered pet names im absolutely obsessed with the idea of someone choosing whichever gender of names they want you to have at any given moment, like 'aww baby, are you going to be a good girl and get on your knees for me?' like oh,,, i guess im a girl for tonight if you're gna say it like that,,,

[mother-of-houseplants-2]

fiona gallagher // the angry man in the house

[sleepy-bear-tm]

Hello everyone I would like to introduce my beautiful wife Karlach

[cheesecake801]

Did you know 11/11 is Pocky day ? I drew something for this special day hehe

Bonus with Flint under cut

I think Flint would lose this one. Volkner seems to love Pocky a bit too much to afford to lose lmao.

And then Flint would have to buy him more Pocky (he should've thought before agreeing to Volkner's terms lmao). And as Volkner eats them, Flint would stare with sadness in his eyes.

Maybe then Volkner would share, so all is well that ends well except for the disappointed audience (but it's on them for being nosy)

[anto-pops]

I like to think about sitting down in the Great Hall after you get to Hogwarts and Sebastian is all “Holy shit the new fifth year is so hot, I wonder if we’ll have classes together, Ominis should I go talk to them what do I do” but the MC is literally zoned out staring at a wall cause they just escaped death like 3 separate times and watched a man get eaten alive like-

[ingreibusa]

When your boy best friend is a programmer femboy, you get free and safe ways to cheat Youtube and Spotify premium while also getting cute pink-white striped thigh high pics from him 🩷🤍

(and also cute nerdy rants about programming)

[goodtimeswithgrian]

a rooster and a cat