#you’re um-

[kredensik]

deli had that moment of italicised oh when he saw colin for the first time in five years

[thatrandomblogsays]

Annabeth: I, a child, had to earn Thalia’s love, that’s how the world works! I have to earn my moms love. Love is transactional, you gotta be worthy of it first silly :)

Percy, listening to this on the train

[joeyclaire]

[pollyanna-nana]

My most controversial Dungeon Meshi opinion is that Laios would hate Omegaverse actually. He’d think it’s boring and scientifically inaccurate (the worst things it could be to him).

[geelk]

Honestly this was an excuse to draw this poor boy with that Dimmadome look in his eye😔

[the-original-skipps]

Umemiya dozing off while reading.

Original Illustration by Satoru Nii

Source: Twitter @WINDBREAKER_FAN

[bookwyrminspiration]

me and my circle of epic mutuals all screaming at each other and eating dirt

[duckysprouts]

whats the oldest you’ll date? im not kidding when i say mine is 61 and im 14. im sorry 😭😭

hello????? hello???????????????????

[duskstars]

MIZUAN NATION 🎉🎉

[turnipoddity]

You are slowly convincing me to watch Saw :/

well. it’s a good movie… i’ll tell you that

[softer-rounder-larger-heavier]

If feeders are evil and predatory and manipulate unwilling people into being feedees then why are there so many in my DMs hmmm???? Make it make sense 🤔

[soullessjack]

venture bros is such an insane show because there’s an entire episode about testicular torsion, one of the characters is straight up called Girl Hitler and the only joke is that she’s a girl who looks and talks like Hitler and then it throws you into the ocean when Rusty Venture the negligent borderline-if-not-entirely abusive father who powered a dream machine with little orphan boy souls says he sees so much of himself in his supposed Least Favorite Son that he wants to apologize for him even existing, and you can’t even recover from that because it only continuously gets worse from there

[alluralater]

i don’t play dnd but people have told me i’d be a really good gm. here’s the thing though, i wanna do it like in a hot way. your fantasy character is about to get stretched around a ghost dick. roll 7 or higher to cum. is that dnd?? obviously i’d have an amazing adventure set up with good stakes and awesome reward but i’d be unfortunately super sexual about it. would i still be respected if i made the ghost woman creampie the player? what if they lost and the other players could roll to join?? sexy lesbian dnd nerds please respond and tell me if this is disrespectful to your culture okay thanks

[transmasccofee]

ok I finished my 2nd reread of the manga can we talk about what kind of reaction this was. What kind of reaction was this.

[trashogram]

Why don't both? Or one a time lmao

Maybe HCY Lucifer got transported first and meet canon Charlie at the hotel thinking it's a miracle seeing his daughter so big already (got emotional too) and when he asked "where's your mother?" Now that's when the drama start

Canon Charlie would say that her mother (lilith) was gone for 7 years and that terrified HCY Lucifer. He asked frantically what happened and that just confused everyone at the hotel. Some may suspect that he's not the real Lucifer and somehow contacted canon lucifer to come as fast as he can

When canon Lucifer came, maybe he would have a short fight with HCY Lucifer while bickering about their family (mainly asking about the wifes while they don't know that they have a different wife) yada yada and when someone said something about Lilith, that's when HCY Lucifer stopped and just stare at them like ???? Who's lilith??? Lmao that would be funny to see canon Lucifer and Charlie reaction to that

I love the angst sm omg. I also had the thought of Lucifer being in awe over grown-up Charlie and freaking out about the missed time and opportunities because his daughter was just learning to form complete sentences yesterday!

I like canon Lucifer meeting the one in my fic, but I also like the idea of them swapping places. So canon Lucifer wakes up to find himself happily married, just not to Lilith, and Charlie is barely more than a toddler again! And maybe canon Lucifer never fell in love with Queen!Reader but this alternate universe family is actually great and he’s sad at the idea of going back.

[starbuck]

a spider knows that an insect has been caught in its web because it feels the vibrations of its struggle to escape, right? i think The Narrative is the same way.

you can glide through a story relatively unnoticed and unscathed UNTIL you try to leave. and then The Narrative turns its terrible, bulging eye towards you. and you’re its favorite person forever.