#you: ever had a threelum's with a twin
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Arthur: hehe, now hold on boy let me get my cheaters on if we're gonna read now
#me: I mean 80 years you're doing ok#him: *wind howling*#me: ok 167 years then you old king#me: 149 and 167 it's the same person you're measuring ideal pine trees#maybe I should call him Arthur and say the hell with it yanno#me to your niece: hey mom so why the fuck us grandpa always old when you obviously made it young again hmm#I was like his late life last hope for giving the world the white wind#I guess he taught us both how to read between the lines#you: ever had a threelum's with a twin#she is so lucky in Love though#I don't like talking to people and they start trying to name the price of everything#me: um so your value system is a little off there#but......I will take all the money from that fine piece of ass you kept safe for me#I remember going south as a teenager and being like wow this side of town has a lot less bullshit#everytime I hear about “rich with a mansion and a yacht” I just wanna spit fucking nails#I am fine with that little row boat if I can fit a small cow and goat on it#that corn covered secret was there for the kissing for years I guess#I remember the conversation on differences and how we both were big fans of what the other had#in a way it was just touch ourselves anyway right#we did grow together after all#Joey D's pizza shop looks about ready to close up those lungs
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