#you won't wanna leave after tonight; || jax&&sparky;

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sparky&caine: 2 lil freaks who are ai-human mixes that get eachother

sparky&jax: the sunshine wore down the grump

Sparky&pomni: anxiety with a weighted puppy blanket

sparky&ragatha: trauma bonded comfort item

sparky&gangle: depression faces the optimist

sparky&shazzy: they're just happy to be here

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okay , last post but it's gonna be a master post of caine, jax, and sparky being idiots <3

Caine, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career! Sparky, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids Jax: what the [clown nose] are you guys doing? Caine: playing systemic oppression

Caine: Sparky, keep an eye on Jax today. He's going to say something to the wrong person and get punched. Sparky: Sure, I’d love to see Jax get punched. Caine: Try again. Sparky, sighing: I will stop Jax from getting punched.

Caine: I can’t believe you live nearby, and you won’t let anyone crash at your place. Sparky: You people already know too much about me. Jax: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won’t let any of us crash at your place.

Caine: I really like this whole ‘good guy, bad guy’ thing you guys have going on. Jax: It’s not an act, it’s just that I’m mean and Sparks isn’t

Caine: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me-- Sparky: Okay, but in my defense, Jax bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo. Caine: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!

Caine: What did you do with Jax's body? Sparky: What didn’t I do with the body? Caine: Sparky: Okay, that sounded more sexual than I intended. I disposed of the corpse respectfully.

Sparky: Why are you on the floor? Jax: I'm depressed. Jax: Also Ragatha stabbed me, can you get Caine, please.

Jax: In my defense, I was left unsupervised. Caine: Wasn't Sparky with you? Sparky: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

Caine: Hey Sparky Sparky: Yes? Caine: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on? Sparky: Sparky: Where’s Jax?

Caine: Hey, Jax? Can I get some dating advice? Jax: Just because I’m with Sparks doesn’t mean I know how I did it.

Caine: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon? Sparky: I'm a knife. Jax, from across the room: She's the little spoon.

Jax: I trust Sparks. Caine: You think she knows what she's doing? Jax: I wouldn't go that far.

Sparky: If Jax and I were drowning, who would you save? Caine: You two can’t swim? Jax: It’s a hypothetical question, Caine! who would you save? Caine: my time and effort.

Sparky: WHY. why did you give Caine a KNIFE?! Sparky: I’m sorry. He said he felt unsafe. Jax: Now I feel unsafe! Sparky: I’m sorry. Sparky: ... would you like a knife?

Caine: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Jax? Jax: … No. Sparky: I do! Caine: I know, Sparky. Sparky: I’m sad! Caine: I know, Sparky.

*Sparky and Jax sitting in jail together* Sparky: So who should we call? Jax: I’d call Caine, but I feel safer in jail

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He called u a gf-less loser and she's here for the ride she doesnt understand whats happening but shes happy nonetheless

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Sparky, grinning: Hey bun, why the long ears?

Jax, smirking: Hey pup, why the stupid question?

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Sparky yanking on Jax and stretching his arm like one of those gel filled toys (you know what i mean). someone else tries and it doesn't work.

Sparky just munching on jax's hand and he just lets her, and shrugs it off because it's either this or she's talking. One of those is much easier to deal with.

Sparky's tail wagging and Jax just grabbing it to stop it, but then his arm starts wagging too.

Jax taking his tail and throwing it just to watch as Sparky speeds across the room, grabs it, and then loudly goes "Heeeeey-!" because she was in the middle of something. So Jax just throws something else vaguely ball shaped to distract her again

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Jax: You're kinda dumb, aren't you?

Sparky, giggling: Am I? Is that a good thing?

Jax: oh this is gonna be fun

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Sparky: this is my best friend Jax

Jax: fuck off Sparks

Sparky: my other best friend Gangle

Gangle: *missing*

Sparky: …. I need new friends.

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also @dragcns-den had the wonderful idea of jax casually calling sparky "sparks" and i love it

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Jax: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you. Sparky: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule. Jax: Absolutely not.

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Sparky: I prevented a murder today. Jax: Really? How’d you do that? Sparky: self control.

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Sparky: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I’m late... I was... doing things. *Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder* Jax: *Out of breath* THEY PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN’ STAIRS. Ragatha: Honestly, you deserved it.

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Sparky: I'm a reverse necromancer. Jax: Isn't that just killing people? Sparky: Ah, technicality.

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Sparky x Jax!!!

put a ship in my inbox and i'll make some hcs

AHhhhh !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jax actually becomes a bit more tolerable after Sparky shows up. His asshole-ish-ness turns into more...playful pranks, because Sparky is mischief and playful. She does egg Jax on, so it sort of becomes worse to a degree, because now shit is happening like constantly, but it's much easier to deal with things.

Sparky attaches herself to Jax's side almost instantly, and follows him around like the lost puppy she is. Jax was annoyed by it at first, but it quickly just became part of the whole circus deal. He was convinced that she was an npc for at least a week.

Anytime Sparky says something utterly concerncing Jax usually plays it off, but there are times he has tried to get her to go a lil deeper into her words. This usually ends up with her glitching and 'resetting' herself, and not remembering the conversation took place.

It is not uncommon to see Jax being quitely literally held by the scruff in Sparky's mouth and being dragged like a dog toy. His ears lopped over, his legs just trailing behind as she happily brings him to their next adventure. He never seems to complain though, so, no one really stops it?

Jax is the first one to figure out about Sparky's past, and probably the only one actually. He doesn't dwell on it, or even bring it up unless she does. But he does sometimes just stare at Sparky, a little too long, and his eyes a little too sorrowful. Though, he'd be damned if he let anyone catch him doing it.