#you want to lose weight? easy! take exams! -3kg in a month guaranteed
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uni life is discussing the density of your poops with fellow students you barely talk to because you've got an exam in a few minutes and all you can collectively think about is taking a shit
#rip uni bathrooms sorry theres so many of us wtih anxiety issues#my friend came out of there and looked visibly skinnier#my name... my name is bella hadid#you want to lose weight? easy! take exams! -3kg in a month guaranteed#fr i lost so much weight and energy i am dying#sorry for the poop digression#update: the poop has been taken. 7/10 poop. im not sure that was all of it but i am satisfied for now#but i have to go swimming later and i refuse to poop in the pool's bathroom (wet feet + wet ass nooo what a ugly combo)
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