#you want me to die 🗿 maybe he should’ve seduced someone else bc this shri’iia is a weirdo | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

swordmaid · 10 months ago

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DO headcanon that shri’iia starts to take poison so when astarion is drinking from her, he’ll slowly start building towards it (in her mind it makes sense). but then he’d be like 🧍‍♀️🗿 um. why does your blood taste Off? and she’s like 🥰🤭 I’m starting to drink poison so u can get used to it like me 🥰 and he’s like. love. are you trying to kill me 🧍‍♀️

#THAT + shri’iia starting to brew poisons for him when she gets her little crush he’s just like ❓❓ are you trying to tell me something do #you want me to die 🗿 maybe he should’ve seduced someone else bc this shri’iia is a weirdo #anyway I think he’d be weirdly touched about it but then he’s like 🥰 love that but please stop 🫶#shut up about bg3.

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