#you want better quality? make it urself homie

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[havoc-bloom]

Hi! Could I get a cookie run match-up?

Appearances: I'm a girl, quite short for being an adult haha( 4'11''), curvy, as you can see, you could describe me as a womanlet lol. I've long brown curly hair and brown eyes. I usually dress vintage, with brownish and warm colors, my style is in between cottegecore and light academia.

Sign: Gemini

Sexuality: asexual heteroromantic, tho I'm not extremely sex repulsed

MBTI type: INTJ

Personality: I don't think I'm easily approachable, mostly because I always look annoyed, but I swear I'm extremely easy going, don't let my bitch rest face deceive you. I guess I can be fun to be around, I like cracking jokes and trying to lighten the atmosphere, I'm also down to do any kind of activity if that means everyone will have fun. I also like to consider myself as kind, generous, I just like to help people; honest but not rude about it, a bit awkward, but I don't mind being this way, makes me cool and sexy (half jk/). Now for the bad traits: I have trust issues to the point where I can get a little paranoid( even tho sometimes I'm right about what my gut tells me🙄) and I have to ground myself a lot of times; this brings me to self isolate from time to time. I also happen to have low self-esteem and, while I'm healing and being more positive about myself, the path to self love is still long, but I'm sure I'll eventually get there!

What I like: I like goofing around with friends; I like making art, 'specially character design, and cooking! (Not to brag but I'm quite good at both >:3c) I'm also down to learn anything trivial: the economics studies I've been doing for the past year? Hell no, I don't know crap, but I sure do know who's more similar between 2 clones and omozigote twins. I like to sunbathe till I'm fried like an egg

Love language: words of affirmation and quality time

What I would love in a relationship: I'm not quite sure honestly, I go well with different personalities, but one thing for sure would be being with someone who's quite open with me! I want to have clear communication, someone who knows their needs and isn't afraid to show'em; someone who's shamelessly themself! Also someone who doesn't easily give up on anything, wether on dreams, tasks or people.

Forgive me for writing so much, I kinda got carried away! Take you sweet time and most importantly have fun! Surprise me! (Also forgive me for any typos or mistakes, English isn't my first language)

Hey there! You want a surprise, huh? Well, based on the info you gave me, I pair you with...

Milk Cookie!

Surprised? This guy will never give up on you, no matter what! He isn't afraid to just be himself around others, and will stop at nothing to achieve his dreams!

Don't worry if you're short! Due to Milk's odd buffness and his height, he can carry you on his shoulders!

"See? Now you're tall, just like me!"

Total goofball-teddy-bear energy, loves making jokes! Finds you super funny too!

He's dabbled in cooking before, and though he's not too skilled, he's perfectly willing to learn! Give him some advice, and he can make a killer tres leches cake!

Also learned about both cooking and art from Latte Cookie! He helped make some designs on the top of her lattes. If you help him out a little, he could make some great art! It just takes a bit of practice, but thankfully he's up to the challenge!

"Well, you never know if you're good at something until you try! That's why I try as many things as possible; I might find something I like!"

THIS MAN IS SO ADORABLE LIKE- :'D

Of course, he loves learning new things! Tell him all sorts of fun facts pls, he has a journal full of random facts he's learned through his adventures!

HE WILL DO EVERYTHING HE CAN TO MAKE YOU FINALLY LOVE URSELF HOMIE, he's the most supportive guy ever (and is probably better than most real life people at giving advice lol)

All in all, he's just a nice, cuddly guy to be around! Hope you liked this! <3

[retvenkos]

ahhhh congrats on 2.5k! i am in fact using this as an excuse to put sommat in ur ask box (bc i certainly haven’t always wanted to but been too scared nO) 🔥- mayhaps.... a ship for Harry Potter, a series of unfortunate events and the marauders era (also Harry Potter lol). idm what gender the person is btw. I love to read, write about anything that comes to mind, write poetry, I love musical theatre, and my fav genre of music is songs that make you want to throw urself into a bog in the best kinda way. im smart, quite anxious, low-key a train wreck, I’m so sarcastic it’s bad, m pretty well-liked and kind sometimes. and i don’t like when ppl cross boundaries that have been clearly set out, or those foam banana sweets. other stuff is that I’m a Ravenclaw, intj, secretly a 7 year old. thank you!!! and well done again on 2.5k! (that’s a crazy number homie. not surprised they follow u but it’s a lot 😳)

I don’t write for “A Series of Unfortunate Events” so I can’t do a ship for that show, sorry!

HP Golden Trio:

I ship you with Ginny Weasley!

okay, quick side note but you would be best friends with michael corner, you cannot convince me otherwise. in my mind, michael corner is the most sarcastic ravenclaw and generally a disaster, and the two of you together would be peak friendship.

first of all, you’re both hella intelligent, even if it’s not the first thing people recognize, and you both have strong wills - you are a power couple if i’ve ever seen one.

i 100% believe that ginny is shocked by your sarcasm at first. you’re introverted and a little shy when you first meet people, so she wasn’t expecting you to come out with the big guns, but when you do she loves it. the two of you can rip apart anyone you come up against.

but, what’s also good about you guys is that you are also kind and pretty charismatic, when you want to be. you both are softer underneath your intense independence, and so in the vulnerable moments, the two of you can lean on each other for help.

ginny is a music lover, but i don’t imagine she’s too into musicals, so the two of you definitely do some music hunting together, finding songs that both of you adore. due to your natural curiosity, you’re open to new music, which is good because ginny has some that are very near and dear to her, and she can be just a little stubborn when it comes to her tried and trues.

we all know that ginny is the biggest extrovert we’ve ever met, and you’re more of an introvert, which is going to be interesting, to say the least. the redeeming quality here, though, is that you are fairly versatile and so is ginny, so both of you are willing to try out what the other loves.

i imagine that you were friends for a long while before you got together - and that happened kind of naturally, with ginny telling you, once she realized it - so you’ve definitely figured out activities that the two of you do well together.

but, both of you value your independence and are totally fine for the other to do something without you - as long as they bring you food after, or at the very least, a good story.

i think that ginny loves your way with words - your writing and poetry is something she finds very sweet and interesting. she’s never been one to pour her heart on on a page, and to see you do that is something really special.

(don’t @ me, ginny send harry that poem when she was in her first year and then never did so again. she probably got a really bad taste in her mouth for writing down the her feelings - the diary, anyone?)

at least once, you have convinced ginny to try and write poetry, but she insists that it comes out all wrong - she’d much rather use something like songs - ideas already written down - to profess her love for you.

there’s a lot of dancing in the living room in your relationship, the music on full blast.

HP Marauder Era:

I ship you with Remus Lupin!

i kind of went in the opposite direction, but stick with me.

alright, so we all know that remus is an awkward mess when he’s first meeting people, but then he has the (quiet) confidence to rival his fellow marauders once he’s warmed up to you. i imagine you are much the same way, so i’m going to say that the two of you end up meeting because you have a class together and end up being partners after the marauders get split up. maybe charms? either way, the two of you meet and over the course of the week that you work together, you become comfortable and get to know each other alright.

but then, because i am a cruel writer, you don’t properly talk again until you are in the same apparition class. the two of you definitely see each other in the halls or you pass in the library and you’re kind to one another, but you don’t have drawn out conversations until you are learning to apparate, and you are terrified that you are going to get splinched.

(which is a valid fear, tbh, remember how susan bones legit lost a leg? and poor ron?)

remus is, again, assigned to be your partner (no doubt mcgonagall told the instructor to split up the marauders) and having been well versed in coping with paralyzing fear, he help you calm down and over the course of the class, gets you to apparate multiple times (enough to get your license) without having a single accident.

it’s also during this time that the two of you start hanging out more. a couple times the two of you skip lunch (which is right after your class) and head to the library or courtyard to work on homework or studying. you’re very clever and very creative in the way that you study, so you are a big help to remus, who is perpetually behind in school work.

and on your little study dates (which are not dates, it’s not like remus has had a crush on you for years or anything) you both realize that together your sarcasm is unparalleled. it’s enough to shock lily evans, who is known for her sharp tongue.

and you realize you really like this side of remus - you love all of his soft kindness, of course, but this? this is legendary. remus doesn’t hold back and his comments never fail to make you scoff and laugh in disbelief. he can be so savage in his remarks - it now makes sense why he is friends with the marauders.

eventually, you hear the marauders teasing him mercilessly about his crush on you - “ever since you were charms partners in 3rd year, moony!” - and he doesn’t even deny it.

and so you bring it up in some roundabout way the next time you’re walking to the quidditch pitch (you often keep him company when he has to support james’ matches) and remus stumbles over his confession, but you kiss him right as the game starts (and james is too busy rooting for remus that he gets hit with a bludger)

i can 100% see you and remus hanging out in the ravenclaw tower (it’s one of the few places he can go to escape his friends), reading or working on homework while listening to music. 

he especially loves musicals, and the two of you debate over what song in the show is the best, and whether contemporary musicals are better than golden age musicals. a lot of the time he’ll play devil’s advocate just because he loves the fervor with which you defend your opinions. 

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Swivel and shimmy

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Get Funky, Munky!

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Soho & The Swivel

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Adding to my SWIVEL collection

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I love this duo already

Just Ortiz version (sorry ruby)

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Gonna need those shoes

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Guys look it's swivel hours