#you thought this was a dokhyuk post but HAH!

[wizardmons-moved]

okay yeah yeah dokhyeok is great and all but i cannot see them ever feasibly getting together. like i was thinking about it and i was like. wait. them getting together would require one of them making the first move.

and like, kdj is so deep into denial that no matter how blatantly obvious anything is, he will still find a way to spin it through his funhouse mirror maze of a mind into No Homo territory, no matter how flimsy whatever terrible excuse he has latched onto has. even if he were... confessed to, or whatever, he would still be thinking ‘sorry yjh if this looks gay to the viewers’ the entire time. i literally can’t see him thinking about his or anybody else’s feelings for more than two seconds without dropping off the grid for six months and coming back banned in four countries.

and yjhs solution to his problems is to punch them. you can see why that wouldn’t work out. his other solution is to defiantly huff and act like his aggressive tsundere self, as he does, which kdj’s No Homo brain would translate into ‘i hate you and would like you to go away forever now.’

also, they’d have to... actually have a human conversation? instead of just shouting some homoerotic one-liner during a battle. name literally one (1) time yjh and kdj have had an Actual Conversation in all 551 chapters of orv. seriously. i’ll wait.

this isn’t like a commentary on how emotionally constipated yjh and kdj are it’s just me trying to convert more people to yoohankim because the only feasible way anything would ever work out would be with our Goddess and Savior, the Benevolent Han Sooyung, who is at least marginally better at acknowledging her own feelings than the two people who think dying and coming back to life is a coping mechanism.