#you shouldnt be making absentee father jokes at alternative looking women anyway
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My entire life feels like that one metalocalypse bit where everyone assumes I have an absentee father and skeezy guys will make daddy issues jokes at me and I'm like nathan explosion wtf are you guys talking about I fuckin love my dad but instead of us riding bumper cars and fishing or whatever we're making dungeon synth together and getting wizard high and going to the grocery store
#i feel like this should go without saying but#you shouldnt be making absentee father jokes at alternative looking women anyway#like who does that#i have a neat little gotcha thats like nope haha i just look like this me and my dad are tight#but why are you even saying that you freak
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