#you should totally look at my retrospring.....

[yourdarlingness]

I WILL CRY./J

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[pachinkowashere]

Hi Punk, Lil Sis and I are here at last, and we both hope you've been doing well!

We're about to head out for a bit of a late lunch with our parents in a bit, so we can't stick around for long right now, but we both wanted to stop by and wish you a good day quickly! Lil Sis was especially insistent on it. She had been worried for you since, in her words, "stupid butthole poopie jerkface" started harassing you on retrospring. In fact, she was so concerned that she asked a relative of ours who worked in the force if they could go arrest the "stupid meanie buttface" and she was so MAD when she was informed that sadly it couldn't be done. No joke, she had puffed-up cheeks and this angy look.

And ngl but it took all I could to keep a smile off my face; I know the situation is not a laughing matter at all but c'mon, it's hard to NOT wanna smile when she's calling that bigot jerk anon such silly names lol.

Can't say the same for that relative. They had to leave the room after hearing one too many of the many silly-sounding names she has for that jerk anon because they couldn't stop laughing.

But anyway, mom just hollered over we'll be going in a few so I better wrap this up now! I'll be sure to swing by later with actual questions when I can!

But before I do, Lil Sis wanted to say hello to Keno! She and I found out you made a new Punk sona a while back and she has been wanting to say hello to him! She's very confused about why he doesn't eat solids, however, and says "You should eat a bit tho! It's not good for you to only have drinkies! You should at least eat a tiny bit!"

Keno, I'm sorry. I had tried to explain that you and the other Punks are a little different from normal folks but she still couldn't help but feel very concerned. Blame our grandma for that. She has taught us that one needs to eat even a bit to be healthy. I'll do my best to try to convince her you'll be fine but until then please humor her by pretending you're going along with it. I mean, you don't have to but she is doing what angy Saria does and it's rather hard for me and my parents to not laugh whenever she gets like that. 😂

Anyway I better stop now before this gets any longer than it is. Hope you have a good day, Punk! 🎇

Lil sis anon gives me life, right here

I've been doing better. Still pretty slow and making stuff because of rl stuff keeping me on edge, but overall better. Haven't heard anything from the edgelord, since I turned off anon everywhere but here, as well as tightened my security, so that's ok. Currently enjoying a fruity vodka slushie that's perfect for the summer (cuz it's totally not fall right now lmao)

Keno waves hello. He's still not gonna eat solids cuz he's a stubborn butt fart, but he at least appreciates the concern. He'll be fine~