#you see he secretly sold missles to a harmless little country called iran
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Look idk why all you people keep saying The Bite. You're a decade off. That was 1997. Look
#in the 80s there was cold war drama#we fought the commies in Nicaragua#our friends were the contras#and freedom was their montra#so we gave them lots of money for guns#and landmines#but congress stopped the contra money flow#just because they sold a teeny bit of blow#but a hero came forth#his name was oliver north#him and reagan went around the sissy congress#OLLIE NORTH!#buddum bump bum 🎶#OLIE NORTH!!#you see he secretly sold missles to a harmless little country called iran#who would always be a greatful ally#he then took those profits and gave them to the contras#Genius!#but sales were uncovered by the press#north and reagan began to stress#because what they did was technically high treeaassoonn#“but totally justifiable”#north volunteered to take the blame#to save reagan from prison rape shame#the truth he did bury#with his hot secretary#and her shredder#north fot off totally scott free#OLIE NORTH!#i did this from memory so i hope its correct
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