#you need to get that rizz registered Highness!

[your-local-grinning-cat]

Hey, if we get married in the future, how will our last names go? Will I take yours, you take mine, or will we do some kind of hypen to them?

*blinks*

W-

*blinks again*

I-

*shuts mouth*

*purrs, tail swishing happily*

*opens mouth again*

Hold on just a sec, Highness. The emotions you evoked here have the answer stuck - even though the answer is obvious, because the answer is funny.

Gotta shake out the answer. 🫨

*steps off to the left… but my head stays right where it was - there is purple mist around where my two parts would attach*

*my body reaches out, takes my head, and shakes it a couple times like a magic 8-ball before putting it back on itself*

*shakes my head a few times now that it’s back on my body for good measure, but this time it’s more for adjustment*

Okay! Good to go! 😸👍

So, considering I really don’t think you want to be known as

Leona Pinker🎀✨

*muffled snickers*

I think that takes you taking my name out of the picture.

Now… I could just take your last name… and don’t get me wrong, Highness, I love you and I want your last name - I will steal it if I have to! But I also love being annoying. And I also also love words. And I also also also love long words. So being able to love you AND be annoying AND have a long, wordy name?!

Yeah. That. This. ⬇️

Artemiy Artemiyevich Pinker-Kingscholar

I want it. >:3

Because think! At those boring royal parties, anyone that wants to talk to me will have to address me by my full name!

*cackles*

But for those I care about and love, just like usual, I will shorten my name for them. I will simply be

Che’nya Kingscholar

[droaxa]

the villainesses scheme

✧ tags: yandere haikyuu male leads x villainess reader

✧ warnings: yandere behavior (later on), reader hits her head

✧ a/n: hi guys guess who’s back!! i love the isekai trope where the mc gets reborn a few years before their death and i needed to put my own lil’ twist on it! i’d love to turn this into something longer (like a series or something) so give me your thoughts!! my recent haikyuu obsession led to this one lol, inspired by: the male leads were stolen by an extra

You were a loser, well not exactly. You had a pretty stable job and a nice flat but lacked one major component in your life: friends. But it’s not like you were antisocial! Moving to a new city just a few months ago, you had been busy with moving in and didn’t exactly have enough time to make friends.

Besides you were preoccupied with your favorite web comic of all time: Flower of the Estate! A commoner girl that has three noble men falling for her? This girl really had some crazy cha(rizz)ma. You weren’t really into harem type stories but wow did it keep you coming back to see what happened.

It was another late night reading Flower of the Estate when you decided to head to the kitchen to get some snacks to keep you fueled. However, when you turned to retreat back you slipped on spilled water near the sink and hit your head on the granite counter! You mentally curse yourself for not cleaning it up as you drift into a deep slumber.

When you open your eyes and the lights blind you, quickly slapping a hand over your face you shoot up. Registering the soft plush beneath you you opened your eyes, when did you get in bed? Looking around your jaw drops, who the hell put you in a room like this! The whole room was illuminated by sunlight peaking behind the luxurious navy drapes and you gasped at the sheer size and extravagance of the bedroom. You were… in a castle?

Jumping off the bed you immediately fell to your knees with a thud. How long had you been out for that your legs were this weak? You push yourself up and stumble to the mirror on a vanity next to the bed. The satin fabric of your night gown fell to the ground, revealing the length that had been bunched up while you were sleeping.

In the mirror, the first thing you see is (e/c) eyes and a face eerily similar to yours. It was your face and body for sure but the state of it wasn’t, your hands were usually rough and your knees were scarred from playing as a child but now both were smooth and even. Then your eyes feel on a crest engraved onto the top of the vanity and your heart dropped.

The beautiful family crest of a black fox protected by two swords was a prevalent symbol in Flower of the Estate. It was the crest of the villainess. You, (y/n) Aleria, were the cruel villainess of the story, waking up here and looking like this had no other explanation. To see if it was true you quickly pushed the sleeve of your left arm up, on the wrist was a faint birthmark. A scar in the shape of a half moon, your fate was sealed. You fall back on the bed. ‘Shit.’

You were official the villainess of Flower of the Estate, who bullies the main character, get thrown out of high society, and then dies. You knew the path that the villainess followed and the actions she took, did that mean you could avoid facing the same death as her as well? The first mistake that she had committed that set her on the path of destruction was her bullying of the main character.

The villainess was notorious for her extravagant lifestyle and cruel manner, she didn’t have anyone close to her and the book never showed her point of view. You knew the basics about her but who was (y/n) — really? Was she really just jealous of the commoner girl that had managed to outshine her or was it deeper than that?

No matter why she behaved that way, you knew that following on her footsteps would only lead you to doom. You needed a game plan, plus you read enough reincarnation manga to know what basic things to avoid as the villainess.

Love Interests and Relations:

Tooru Oikawa - Childhood love (One sided) and (y/n)’s main obsession

Tobio Kageyama - Royal knight who pledged their loyalty to (y/n)

Ushijima Wakatoshi - Esteemed scholar who ended up being (y/n)’s tutor for a short period of time

Ok… this would a little harder than you thought. Why were all the love interests involved with the villainess anyway? Oikawa could be avoided easily enough, you just needed to distance yourself from him and considering that Oikawa was keen on getting rid of you. If you remembered correctly he was rather annoyed by the villainess who would cling to his side like a lost puppy. As for Ushijima, you knew that he would only be your tutor for a month, then leave your care to meet the main character who he would eventually fall in love with. Kageyama would be the hardest to get rid of compared to the other two, he would be around the villainesses the longest and somehow fall in love with her. However much like the others, he would fall in love with the female lead and leave (y/n) to be with her, withdrawing his pledge to be by her side.

Ugh. This is going to be a headache isn’t it?

[last-herondale]

I Continue Walking

Another dnd Drabble. It’s the only inspiration I have right now 😩

I open the throne room door, ready to get the fuck out of that ornate hall of shit. Politics bore me to high hell, and while it was amusing to see my mother chat with the Queen of our nation as if they were nothing but old friends, the rules and regulations and fucking manners that are required to just have one stupid meeting with the bitch… it’s exhausting.

Nature was much simpler than all of this. It was definitely quieter…less messy. It was lonely, that I can admit, but there was peace in the loneliness sometimes. Now I had friends, relationships, bonds that were too important to sever for the sake of my comfort. I was doing this with them. Esther, Samuel, Iscelia… maybe even for them in a way. Otherwise why would I have gotten myself mixed up in this batshit war?

As I opened the door I found myself contemplating my previous thought as I saw my friends trying, very unsuccessfully, to sneak around the Borith castle. It took me a second to register what was happening, I think my face reacted for me before my brain finally snapped into place as I furrowed my brow.

“What the fuck are you doing?” I asked incredulously.

They looked up at me, their eyes wide with fear, as if they had been caught red handed, but once they realized it was in fact me they relaxed.

“Meowdy do, green lady?” Samuel said nonchalantly.

I felt heat burn in my face as I clenched my jaw, fighting the urge to smack him and laugh at the same time.

“What are you guys doing?” I asked again, crossing my arms. Iscelia pushed past everyone and put her gentle hands on my forearm.

“Something happened, there a siren, her names rose, she was arrested because of me. We need to help her now, before she is executed. Come on, we need your help.”

Her words were a jumbled mess spilling out of her mouth. I must have been giving her one hell of a glare because my mother stepped in and had her stop talking. Esther spoke up, calmly stating the situation, but emphasized the life and death aspect that this siren was in.

“You want to break someone out of prison? Now??” I asked deliriously. Usually I wasn’t one to question things, but the slight pain in my chest had me making choices a bit more carefully now. That reminded me. I took a glance around my friends and noticed someone missing.

“Samuel,” I said, my voice taking on a sharper edge, “Where is Amber?”

Samuel just blinked at me for a moment, his cat eyes growing a bit wide as he chose his words carefully. “She was with me in quarantine… but when lucas and I went shopping she said she wanted to go off by herself… and you know her she is very capable.”

Samuel smiled sheepishly, knowing I would react as I was now, which was a silent fuming mess on the verge of kicking a small cat. “So you don’t know where my daughter is?” I asked bitterly. Samuel opened his mouth to speak, but my mother stepped forward and out a gentle hand on my back. For her being a human she was tall, but I still had a good few feet above her. She looked up at me with a calm expression on her face. Something about it settled my soul for a moment, allowed me to breathe.

“Go with your friends to find the siren. I’ll go out and look for my granddaughter.” My heart fluttered a bit at her words, her acceptance of Amber was more than I could have asked for. I wanted to hug her and thank her, but instead I just nodded and watched as she marched herself out of the castle.

“Okay,” I sighed, turning to my friends with an annoyed reluctance, “let’s go find this bitch.” Iscelia’s face lit up with a smile as she gave me a quick hug. Then she set her sights on finding her friend and continued down the hall. Samuel gave me one worried look but I just rolled my eyes at him and gave a low chuckle. His tail flicked with approval. All was forgiven. I had a soft spot for cats, especially this one.

I was surprised to see the guard, the half orc apparently named rizz, with my friends. I felt his eyes on me as we made our way to the cells, but I couldn’t bring myself to look back. He was fucking hot, I’ll give him that. Before everything, before the letter and meeting my friends I probably would have fucked him no questions asked. I had some encounters while I lived alone. On the few times I found myself in a village pub, I had a fair share of less than lonely nights with men I had met that night. It never meant anything. The only one I ever felt any connection with before was Remi, and that part of my life seemed a million miles away. And I hoped it stayed that way.

I could have fun with this one, if I wanted. But I wasnt sure of what I wanted. So many things had changed for me in such a short amount of time that my mind and soul seemed miles apart. With meeting these alternate versions of myself I was questioning if I was the worst of them. What did I do in my life to not have a loving family like my wizard counterpart? What have I done to not be happy and free like my human version? Or have the devote love of my Remi? Was I just broken? I think I could accept that. I could be so close to that truth… if it weren’t for Amber.

If someone like her, a small, fierce little girl could trust me enough to let me love her… how bad could I really be?

As we entered the cells, Rizz distracts the other guard and convinced him to leave. Just before he begins to unlock her cell, I hear a horribly familiar voice.

“Hi mommy!”

I stand frozen for a moment, my blood running cold as I slowly turn around and see Amber sitting in one of the cells. She seems content enough, no harm or injuries can be seen, as she waves at me and the group.

“What did you do??” I asked angrily.

“I stole some pies. It was fun. But the lady got mad with me and chased me. I thought I was fast enough but some orc snatched me up.”

I pinched the bridge if my nose as I took a few deep breaths. I turned to Rizz, still calming myself. “Please let my daughter out of her cell.”

“Uh yeah, of course.” As he began ti fiddle with the keys, Amber just squeezed herself out of the cell bars.

“You could have done that the whole time?!” Esther burst out. She seemed mildly annoyed with the hijinks and for once I understood her frustration with Rebecca’s shenanigans. Amber just stood there smugly and shrugged. I took the opportunity to pluck her ass up and talk with her on the side as Iscelia and the others worked on getting the siren out.

“What the hell were you thinking?” I hissed under my breath.

“They were only pies,” she whined “we didn’t get to eat in quarantine and I was hungry.”

“I gave you money, you didn’t have to steal.”

She paused a moment and just grinned. “But it’s fun.”

“Amber,” I said sternly. I noticed her flinch a little at my tone and it caused me to stop and calm myself. “Sweetheart, listen,” I said, trying again, “we are in a strange place. They have different rules than they do in Surpant city. They actually have rules. Remember how scared you were when I was hurt?” I asked softly.

She frowned and nodded. “How do you think i would feel if something like that happened to you?” I used my thumb to smooth out her feathered cheek. She looked up at me with large apologetic eyes. “I’m sorry.” I gave her a small smile and touched my forehead to hers.

“I forgive you. Now let’s get out of here.”

She hopped out of my arms and went over to Iscelia who had changed into rose’s clothes. It was a shock to see how similar the two looked, but even more so when Iscelia and amber turned invisible. I knew she was safe and yet it freaked me out to see her disappear.

Just as we thought we were in the clear, the original guard that was supposed to take over the duty came in, looking very confused to see Rizz in his place, and the two cells that were supposed to be occupied… empty.

After a very brief altercation, which ended with Amber of all people, freezing the man in place with just her voice. As shocked as I was, a bit of pride swelled in my chest as I gazed down at my little devil. I looked to Esther to see if she was as impressed as I was, but I caught the strange look of recognition on her face and she seemed perplexed. Magic was never my strong suit. I never tried it, never understood it mostly because father hated it with a passion. He thought of magic as cheap tricks and forbade me from learning it or even being around it.

I always like seeing Esther use her magic, and I assumed she learned it all from those books she always read. With that knowledge, and her look as she watched Amber freeze that man, my expression dropped and instead I was left with…fear. Thoughts of my conversation with the goddess Eldath ran through my mind. Amber was connected to all of the shit happening with the war, connected to something bigger even. How was I to protect her if I didn’t have the full picture?

I thought of this as we exited the castle. The group chattered about as we made it outside, the sun finally setting after a long and strange day. Amber hopped off of iscelias shoulders and I scooped her up once again and walked her away from the group.

“We need to talk,” I said sternly, holding her close so that only she could hear me.

“Is it because of what I did to that guard? I didn’t know I could do that, I swear!” She sounded panicked, a tinge of fear lingered in her voice as I searched her face. She seemed sincere in her words, and I sighed and shook my head.

“No it’s not that. You aren’t in trouble little one, I just…” I struggled for the right words. “There’s some things we need to clear up. Things we need to talk about when I get back from this assembly. It’s not bad and you aren’t in trouble, although I have half a mind to stick you in a corner for stealing…” I muttered under my breath. Amber giggled a little and snuggled her head against my neck.

“Okay, mom. I promise to be good and stay on the boat. I need a nap after eating all those pies.” She looked sleepy indeed, but part of me wondered if it was from gouging herself on lies or from her little display of power in the prison.

I kissed her forehead and set her down. She hurried along onto the boat. As Samuel was making his way towards the boat I called out for him. He turned around and tilted his head. “Keep an eye on my daughter this time,” I said roughly. Samuel nodded briskly as he boarded the ship.

A firm hand gripped my shoulder and I turned to see my mother standing there, a small smile on her lips. “I see you found her,” she said looking after amber as she scampered towards the ship. My mother tilted her head a bit as she watched Amber, and then she chuckled.

“She’s a wild one, that’s for sure. I like her. She reminds me of you. And I can tell you live her. She’s lucky you found her.”

I smiled and rubbed the back of my head, watching as my little devil disappeared onto the ship. “She found me.”