#you may have caught sm but you didn’t get me you silly goose

[hootbon]

It has been done

dear @sm-baby

I am truly sorry for cursing you with those foul words I entered into your ask box and the sorrow I feel every day is too immense, therefore I have made this decision. I will allow myself to be sacrificed and burned away, along with this story. Please forgive me and my sins. Even if you were only one of hundreds (I’m not kidding when I say this), each person deserves hundreds times the apology. I am truly sorry and I hope you forgive me before my execution.

nah fuck that lol I’m not sorry

(this is completely satire)