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whiteheartlight · 4 years ago

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Wrote a bit of an intro for my au where the Toa Mata are made into Toa Hagah for different Makuta. don't know if I'll go anywhere with it but figured I'd type it up. Krika-centric. enjoy

In the time before time...

That's how Matoran start their stories, right?

Gathered friends, listen again. In the time before time...

What? What was there? A Great Spirit? A Toa?

All their stories sound the same, in his opinion. Toa-heroes and Matoran-heroes and the Great Spirit watching, benevolent, over all of it.

Those are not how his stories go. In the time before time... he wonders when the Great Spirit stopped watching. It must have been recently, he supposes, but then again he thinks this bitterness has been festering in Teridax's heart for a long time.

The stories, after all, are not about Makuta. The stories are about Toa. Or at least the ones that Matoran tell.

Then again, who really gives a fuck?

(All of them do. That's the big secret. Krika, for all he speaks of unknowable destinies, is pretty sure that this could all have been avoided if Teridax was a little bit less glory-hungry. But ah, well. What does he know?)

“He won't really try anything,” he tells Antroz, on a day where they are out on the sea, and the ship rocks beneath their steady feet, and they know each other as brothers. “He wouldn't really challenge Miserix or whisper about plots against the Great Spirit. He's all talk.”

Antroz just looks at him. His eyes are deeply crimson. Fire is life and destruction. He shrugs.

“I think he will, Krika,” Antroz answers. “I think he will, in fact, try something.”

That is all it takes. Hearing it from Antroz's mouth, Krika knows it to be true.

“Well,” he says. “I guess we start finding our place in the new order.”

Antroz snorts.

“What?” says Krika.

“By the Spirits,” says Antroz, with a voice that says he is well aware of his own irony. “I tell you a coup is coming and your first instinct is to start re-assessing your political standing?”

“Well, are you going to do anything about it?” Krika returns, standing straighter, turning his whole body towards him.

Antroz says nothing. He is devouring a pear. It turns grey beneath his claws. He drops it overboard and watches it fall into the water and disappear from view.

“Yes, a new order is coming,” says Krika, turning back to the horizon. “But both Teridax and Miserix are foes with whom I have no desire to be involved. I'll keep my mouth shut, and if you're wise, you'll do the same. All I want is to be left on my island to build my Rahi in piece. I do not wish to be either a pawn to Teridax or protective fodder for Miserix's already over-developed sense of power. Let them fight things out on their own. We will still be standing, my brother, as we always have been.”

Antroz squints out at the sun. “And if it doesn't end up like that?”

“How else could it end up?”

Antroz shrugs again.

“I just think,” he says, “that someday – well. Someday we might be called upon to fight battles we would not otherwise have fought. And on that day, Krika, I wonder if you won't wish you had chosen a side you believed in.”

Krika gazes at him. Antroz look out at the sky. The birds are circling overhead.

“You're so full of shit,” says Krika abruptly, and it makes Antroz laugh.

“Yeah, yeah, yeah.” He rolls his eyes and turns around to pick up another pear, digging his claws into the ripe body of the fruit and letting the juice run out. “Yeah, yeah, yeah.”

“Hey, what's this about Teridax finding those Toa Mata that are meant to guard the Spirit?” adds Antroz, almost thoughtlessly.

“Don't know,” answers Krika, shrugging his shoulders. “Apparently they're waiting for the day he needs them. But you know Teridax. Probably has his own plans.”

“Yeah,” laughs Antroz. “Yeah, probably does. Oh, look, Tarakava! They're new in this part of the world – that's how you know they're a hardy species, migrating to new places...”

Those short sentences are all they speak of the Toa Mata at that time and, what's more, all they bother to think of them. They don't much care. They were not, then, enemies of the Great Spirit. And Kopaka, Tahu, Gali, Lewa, Onua, and Pohatu – the names meant nothing to them.

But they would.

That's how the stories go, right? That's what they're about. Toa.

Krika will watch it happen. He does not intend, at the time, to be a part of the story.

The rope of his destiny, however, is already closing around his white throat.

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Krika hears the news of Miserix's death two weeks later. He knows then that he was wrong. Teridax was not all bark and no bite. Teridax bit.

Krika says nothing. Miserix is not the only Makuta who dies that week. He suspects that the ones who join him are the ones who asked too loudly: “Who did this?”

He knows. They all know.

But these are days of survival for the Makuta, and Krika is a survivor, so he keeps his goddamn mouth shut, and rises quietly through the ranks of Teridax's Brotherhood.

And when the calls for better protection come, Teridax offers one solution to his five closest allies, and suddenly those names - Tahu, Gali, Onua, Lewa, Pohatu, and Kopaka - mean something.

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“I don't want one,” says Krika, and, at the time, he expects that to be the end of the matter.

Antroz looks up at him. His eyes are irritated. Krika crosses his arms over his chest and looks right back.

“Krika,” Antroz begins.

“It's stupid,” says Krika. “What the hell do I need a single Toa for? Maybe it made sense when Miserix and Teridax took teams. At least they might be able to actually take out a couple threats to them - not that Miserix's little team did him any good in the end. But one lone Toa? It's not going to be able to protect me from anything I can't already protect myself from.”

“Krika, I'm quite busy here,” says Antroz, turning back to his latest creation. “Can't you just do what you're told for once? You should be pleased. My pair is already entertaining. They spar all day and the red one yells every time he speaks.”

“I don't want one,” repeats Krika, feeling the small, feathery protrusions on the back of his spine raise with irritation. “I don't need one. It's asinine. I'm going home to my work and I wish to be left alone.”

Antroz looks up at him again. In these days, he is a sight to behold. Clean red colors with sweeping black lines, his mask painted with soft, noble markings, his body strong and tall and sure of itself.

Back in these days, they have nothing to fear. The present is thousands of years away. Today, they are young, and the Swamp has not changed them. And hatred and cruelty and despair – well. These are things that have only begun to change them.

Antroz turns back to his Rahi, stroking its stomach as he takes a sample from its side. “Krika, let's not pretend to be fools. Not you and I. We both know that this is not about protection. They are status symbols. You are rising in the ranks of the Makuta, my brother. Now that you have inherited your new country, you are almost as powerful and respected as I. And so, while Miserix and Teridax take six each for themselves, I take two, and you, like some of our other siblings – ”

“Fools the lot of them,” snarls Krika.

“Take one,” says Antroz coolly. “Take one like you were told. Because with each Toa we make into a Hagah, the more the Matoran come to see us as greater than the Toa. We are becoming, Krika, the most powerful species in creation. And these Toa are special. That is why Teridax had them dug from the ocean. Take one. Just the one. Command a legend and watch as the Matoran transfer their love for the Toa to their love for you.”

“I don't care,” says Krika, “about the love of the goddamn Matoran.”

“Then you are not playing the game right today, brother,” answers Antroz quietly, tinkering with his Rahi, his eyes already distracted by his passion for his creation. “That's not like you. Don't be foolish. Go. I've had enough of you... and I am technically in charge of you, aren't I, Krika?”

He digs his claws into the wall for a second, aching to say more. Aching to protest. He doesn't take orders from anyone but Miserix himself. Or Teridax now, he supposes.

But Antroz is right.

Krika is someone who is learning how to play these games right.

So he does what he always does: he takes what comes at him and he lies in wait.

Just for now. Just for now. He lies in wait.

“Fine,” he says, stalking out of the room. “But I don't want one. I'm not going to be nice to it.”

“Noted,” answers Antroz, already forgetting what they were talking about as he loses himself in his experimentation and building. Ah, he is a creature of passion in these days, and he does not know the taste of real fear.

Krika wanders into the other room, where silver canisters await him in silence, still as dead things.

He brushes condensation from the surface of the one closest at hand. The sleeping face of a Toa Mata looks back at him.

No, check that.

Not a Toa Mata. Not now. Not anymore.

“Looks like you and I are stuck with each other,” murmurs Krika, releasing the lid of the tomb where this Toa has slept for thousands of years, disturbed only by Teridax's command. “Wake up, then, Toa Hagah.”

And Mata Kopaka opens his eyes.

#krika #white light writes #makuta #bionicle

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meetdheeraj · 4 years ago

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Rajeev Dixit, from whom Ramdev borrowed his swadeshi rhetoric and narrative - Ramdev has openly accepted this - was born in UP. He was pursuing BTech from Allahabad when the Bhopal Gas Tragedy occurred. He began thinking and asking questions about what had brought Union Carbide to India in the first place and about the economic compulsions that forced Indians to allow multinationals to set up their plants in the country. These questions led him to Dharampal, a Gandhian thinker, who shaped his economic worldview.

Seven years later, in January 1992, Dixit founded the Azadi Bachao Andolan. The Khadi clad Dixit took to touring the country, giving thousands of lectures and speeches in elegant Hindi. Over the next several years he stitched together and refined his argument against multinational companies and claimed that liberalization and globalization were the modern faces of colonialism. His organization recorded his speeches, and sold cassettes and later CDs of them wherever they could.

With 10 crore supporters and a presence in 1500 tehsils across the country, the Azadi Bachao Andolan became an object of envy for anyone looking to build an army of followers.

Ramdev certainly looked at him as a valuable ally.

Sometime in February 2004, according to K N Govindacharya, then a RSS ideologue, 'I ran into Ramdev somewhere in Bhopal and he told me he was looking for Rajeev Dixit. So I made a call.' Shortly after that, Ramdev met Dixit in Nasik. Ramdev agreed to sell Dixit's CDs at his Yoga camps for a commission.

That was difficult year for Dixit. In 2004, around the time of the wedding of Dixit's younger brother Pradeep, a sensational allegation rocked the andolan. "Suddenly, his brother Pradeep constructed a house for thirty-forty lakh, a lot of money at that time. Everyone believed Rajeev Dixit took money belonging to the trust and gave it to his brother."

There was big backlash.. Rajeev began to get isolated within his own Organization.

It was under these circumstances that Ramdev met a vulnerable Dixit, and a bond developed between the yoga teacher and the battle-weary swadeshi campaigner and deepened over the next three years. By 2007 Dixit would become Ramdev's mentor and a trusted aide guiding his political ambitions.

Remember Karamveer - who helped Ramdev acquire an ashram and taught him how to teach Yoga - he did not like Ramdev moving away from idealism. Ramdev had brought his family to ashram, trust money was being transferred to individuals, Ramdev bought a bike and house for his younger brother using funds from trust, he also bought a house for his sister and her husband. Ramdev had also started to charge his yoga classes. Closer to the stage and ticket costs increased manifold. All this hugely bothered Karamveer who thought sadhu's life was to give, not take. He believed that there should have been no place for moneymaking and self-interest in Ramdev's life.

He argued with Ramdev on these grounds. But Ramdev did not change. His old mentor had nothing to offer him anymore. His usability was dwindling and besides, new mentor, Rajeev Dixit was helping Ramdev sculpt his politics and economic worldview.

Karamveer left on 25 March 2005.

Between this, Balakrishna was appointed managing director of Patanjali Ayurveda, this had intensified the rivalry between him and Ramdev's brother Ram Bharat. These two rivals would unite against a third ascendant force: Rajeev Dixit. Dixit, national secretary of Bharat Swabhiman Andolan was the man who was always standing beside Ramdev now. Ramdev hoped to eventually convert this trust into full-fledged political party. With Ramdev's ballooning political ambitions, Rajeev Dixit's importance also grew. He was now the key man, at the heart of all the action - adviser to and architect of Ramdev's socio-political messaging.

Balkrishna and Ram Bharat looked on resentfully as Rajeev Dixit, a suave outsider, far better educated and articulate than either of them, usurped their positions as advisers and became Ramdev's trusted political mentor.

At the same time, Dixit's popularity was such that it was beginning to steal the limelight away from Ramdev himself. Yashdev Shastri, Ramdev's brother-in-law, was also jealous of Dixit, and had allegedly warned Ramdev not to give Dixit too much airtime: 'Or people will forget you and start following him.'

About a year after founding the Bharat Swabhiman Trust, in March 2010, Ramdev kept his word and launched a political party. Under Dixit's guidance, the party made fighting corruption and black money the centrepiece of their message. When Ramdev unveiled his Bharat Swabhiman Party in New Delhi, he declared, 'I will field candidates from all the 543 constituencies of India and then there will be revolution.'

In a bid to increase membership, Ramdev and Dixit planned yatra across India.

But Dixit was not unaware that his presence in Haridwar and closeness to Ramdev was causing unpleasantness. Madan Dubey, a long time associate of Rajeev Dixit who continues to propound the views of the Azadi Bachao Andolan, says, "He must have been troubled... Because that July [2010] when I asked him.. If I should also sign up to become member of Bharat Swabhiman Andolan, he told me to wait. He told me he was not sure... And that made me think there was something going on."

On 30 November 2010, two months after Ramdev and Rajeev Dixit began their nationwide Bharat Swabhiman yatra to drum up support for their party, Dixit was dead. He died on his forty-third birthday.

After massive cardiac arrest, Dixit collapsed in an Arya Samaj guest house in the remote town of Bemetara in Chhattisgarh where he was delivering a lecture. Although he was rushed to a nearby hospital, he did not last through the night. According to Ramdev, Dixit refused to have the medicines prescribed to him by the local doctor.

Pradeep Dixit, Rajeev's brother was not let to talk to him - 'I could not speak to him because they said he was not in a condition to talk.. By the time I reached him early the following morning, my brother was dead.'

But in a televised address on Aastha channel, Ramdev claimed to have spoken to him for an whole hour. "Maine karib ek ghante tak unko samjhata raha, ek ghante tak! Bhai Rajeev, ab shareer mein dikkat aa rahi hai to.. Unko shayad yeh genetic bimari thi... BP ki, sugar ki, heart ki... Teeno." (I kept trying to explain to him for an hour, a whole hour! Brother Rajeev, there is a problem in your body.. He probably had a genetic condition of blood pressure, diabetes and heart disease.. All three)

Pradeep Dixit cannot help but wonder now: How had his brother, who Ramdev's men had told him was in no condition to speak on the phone, managed to have an hour-long telephonic conversation with Ramdev about the ideal line of treatment? He also asserts that his brother suffered from no ailments and had never taken medicines for diabetes, blood pressure or a heart problem.

After Dixit died, a seemingly grief-stricken Ramdev had spoken to the family over the phone and requested them to allow him to arrange for the last rites on the banks of the Ganga in order to honour him. The stunned family went along with Ramdev's plans. So instead of taking body back to Wardha where it would otherwise have been flown to, it was transported to Haridwar on a chartered plane.

By next morning, hundreds of Swadeshi activists from around the country were making their way to Haridwar to pay their respects to their leader. One of them was Madan Dubey. It was 18 hours since death when Dubey arrived. Dixit's body lay in the Great Hall of Patanjali Yogpeeth 2 - an enormous space designed to allow thousands of people to do Yoga together.

In the hall, mourners sat on mattresses and stood around in groups. Dixit's body lay on a block of ice, draped in white and orange. But something was unsettling the onlookers: Dixit's face 'was unrecognizable... A strange purple and blue. His skin was peeling strangely. There was some black, blue blood around his nose,' Dubey remembers.

Dubey finally said out loud what many were whispering: 'There has been foul play... I want to know if anyone else feels that a postmortem should be conducted.'

He asked those who raised their hands to sign a petition addressed to Ramdev, demanding a postmortem before the cremation. By nightfall, there were fifty signatures on it.

At six next morning, a group of nice men walked through grey winter mist to take the petition to Ramdev, only to be stopped by the guard who refused to let them enter the two-storey building complex where Ramdev used to live at that time. Dubey told the guard, 'All right then, please go and tell Babaji that if he does not meet us, Dixit's dead body will not be allowed to be cremated.'

Finally, Ramdev relented to a meeting at 7:30 a.m., and called in Dubey and his associates but 'only after taking away our cellphones, to make sure nothing was recorded,' Dubey recalls, a fear that even Kirit Mehta referred to during his fateful encounter with Ramdev.

War of words began. Ramdev insisted there was no need for postmortem - 'What is need for it? This is natural death... I spoke to the doctors myself. I have reports from the doctors that he had a heart attack and all that.'

Remember Ramdev was not present where Dixit died. He only talked to him in phone. Dubey pointed this to Ramdev. He asked, how can he be sure there was no conspiracy?

Ramdev was growing angrier by the minute. He tried to rule out postmortem saying it was against 'Hindu dharma'. But Dubey dismissed this objection saying, 'He [Rajeev Dixit] had no dharma. His dharma was the service of this country. He never called himself a man of any religion. So don't worry about Hindu dharma and get the postmortem done...'

This went on and got uglier. Finally, Ramdev suggested that they all go to the hall where Dixit's body lay, and ask the people there, and the Dixit family, for their opinion. This sounded like a reasonable thing to do. But while Ramdev sat in his car with his people and sped off, Dubey and the others in his party followed in foot to the hall that was a twenty-minute walk away.

Cremation was originally scheduled for 11am. But angry Ramdev stormed into hall and commanded body be carried for cremation right away. It was still only nine. Ambulance with body set off before Dubey and company could reach and stop it.

"After the cremation, when Rajeevbhai's laptop and his two phones were returned to his family, they discovered that all three devices were completely wiped clean. All data on all three devices had been erased. I saw Rajeevji's room in Haridwar in a ransacked condition, things and documents missing from his room after his death... I've felt absolutely sure that there was foul play in Rajeevbhai's death... I know it. I saw the body. I will never stop saying it,' Dubey asserts.

- From Godman to Tycoon by Priyanka Pathak-Narain

#Baba Ramdev #Ramdev #Balkrishna #Patanjali #Ayurveda #Medicines #FMCG #Murders #Rajeev Dixit #India #Politics #Business

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tellywoodtrash · 6 years ago

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ishqbaaz 03.09.18 lb

wow, anika gets the bed? where’s shivaay? still on the floor?

oh guess he took the sofa tonight.

THANK GOD SHE DOESN’T SLEEP WITH DUPATTA ON. I REMEMBER HER DOING THAT A FEW TIMES IN THE OU.

... these days whose first instinct isn’t to just take their phone and call the person??? no one goes anywhere without their phone.

of course he’s in the kitchen.

... uh shivaay? u ok bro? whatcha got going on there buddy?

ok none of the dishes he prepared seem to be sweet. why are there 4 million boxes of dark brown sugar here then????

huh??? that’s not what “organic” means???/ and how would he know if it’s been touched by anyone???

ok firstly he has a friend who’s not a brother????? how???? secondly, ohhhh boyyy, mohit is his best friend and he’s gonna fuck him over goooooood. just like daksh did in the OU. oh shivaay, why can’t you pick better friends????

aw man he looks so happy. this poor boy.

“ek baar kisi ne uske khaane mein kuch milaa diya tha... aur woh marr gaya tha.”

LMAO WHAT????!?!?!!??????????? AND WHY ARE YOU SAYING THAT SO CASUALLY???????????

“phir woh waapas aa gaya.”

all hail the immortal mohit. i’m already super intrigued by him.

mohit’s a magician. like... LITERALLY.

oh apparently shivaay’s an oxford man in this universe. (as opposed to cambridge in the OU.)

also, mohit went to oxford and now is a magician???? what a waste of those tuition fees. (or does oxford offer courses in magic and that’s what his degree’s in???)

also yeah we definitely know how mohit is going to fuck up everything here. through his illusions and shit. they shouldn’t have revealed this right at the get go.

ok this mohit/taj is definitely a weirdo with the whole sugar bs. aur ek TEJ kya kam tha, ki ab yeh TAJ bhi aa gaya jeena haraam karne?

also again, this brown sugar is ainvayi ka exposition, so that anika will have clues to link mohit to whatever fuckery goes down in the coming days.

shivaay seems verrrrrrry excited to introduce his ‘sirf dost’ to his best dost.

but i still don’t get why he’s prepared like, 50 meals for him???????

ok idk what kinda high maintenance weirdass “friendship” this is, that shivaay is redecorating a whole damn room for him. i barely manage to run the vacuum cleaner and dust around a little bit before my bff visits.

JUST TELL THE TRUTH SHIVAAY, MOHIT’S AN EX BOYFRIEND ISN’T HE? LIKE, COME ON. HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT HE DOES THE FIRST SECOND HE WAKES UP OTHERWISE????

headcanon: mohit is in the redux what advay was in the OU. cute college roomie who shivaay experimented with.

GAURI IS ME. I AM GAURI.

“best friend ka pata nahi, par ajeeb zaroor hain.”

SEE????? GAURI IS ME.

lol i love how prinku sees aniri and instantly is like YES WHO AND WHAT ARE WE GOSSIPING ABOUT TODAY????

god how many fucking times has shivaay almost died in this universe????

also jaan toh khanna ne bhi bachaayi hai uski. koi usko kyun nahi maanta????? #RespectKhanna2k18

PRINKU CASUALLY HOLDING HANDS WITH GAURI AS THEY WALK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DANG DUDES I THINK I SHIP RIKU????? PRINKU’S CERTAINLY MAKING MORE OF A MOVE THAN OMKARA HAS IN ALL THESE DAYS. #theOberoiThatDeservesRi

literalllllllllllllly die in a fire, dadi.

ok thank god at least for a few days this old battleax will calm the f down with the hate.

the fuck you mean khud fly karke aa raha hai???? like... LITERALLY? FLAPPING HIS OWN WINGS, AS OPPOSED TO IN AN AIRCRAFT?

idk man, in this show anything’s possible. also he’s a magician so who the fuck knows??????????

uhhhhhh is it necessary to take the call out here in the storm than in the car where it’s quieter????

mohit sounds hella irresponsible if he’s on the phone while piloting a chopper.

yeah mohit don’t give a fuckkkkkkkkkkkkk about the weather.

WHY ARE THESE MEN YELLING AT SHIVAAY???? LIKE, ISN’T THERE SOME AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL TOWER WHERE THEY CAN COMMUNICATE WITH MOHIT DIRECTLY AND NOT GIVE HIM CLEARANCE TO LAND?

lmao all of them yelling and waving this is just the dumbest fucking bullshit everrrrrrrrrrrr.

he landed just fine, you idiots.

aaaaaaaaaand the chopper just blew up. not that safe a landing i suppose.

for sure an “illusion” by mohit.

itna toh shivaay anika ke liye bhi nahi chillaaya tha kal. more faraq here, definitely.

yup, there he is, striding out coolly. why would you even doubt otherwise? looks like i have more faith in mohit and his jadoo than you do, shivaay.

ohhhhhhhh boy. what a terrible hammy entry under the guise of swag.

lmao where did SHE appear from?

man, just... the amount of trauma this poor boy has undergone in the last 24 hours. yesterday this time, he was mid-fall from the 30th floor. and now this bullshit. everyone around him is wearing on his last damn nerve.

lol what is this ridiculous chammiya music that’s the theme to mohit and his gal pal???????????

yeah this is how you already know that mohit is a fucking TERRIBLE friend, that he pranks his “best friend” with this kinda garbage, and is nonchalantly asking him “kya hua? darr gaya?”

“tera jadoo kisi ki jaan lega ek din.” “kisi ki nahi, teri.”

yeah, toxic friend alert. literally fuck off mohit. you’re cute and all but i don’t like you.

also what on the nose foreshadowing. kuch toh fucking subtlety rakho????????

“zinda hoon main, CHOO KE DEKH LE.”

mohit, not in front of the wife!

oh yikes, her accent is terrible. why not just have her speak in english?

some friendship this is, he didn’t even invite him to his wedding.

lmao ok shivaay also got married without telling him, so i suppose they’re even in this case.

ahaa. mohit already knows.

man tej is a damn gossip. now we know where rudra gets his non-ability to keep a secret from.

yeah you two shady fuckers and your jadoo aren’t fooling me oneeeeeeee bit.

ohohohohoooooo namaste and all. waah bhai, kya sanskaar hain.

literally 3 minutes into this and i’m already tired of mohit and his magic. god how am i going to tolerate this bs over the coming weeks???

god shivaay could you stop gushing over him like this????????// MAN HOW CAN YOU NOT TELL THAT HE’S SHADY AF????? YOU HAVE THE INSTINCTS OF SOMEONE BORN YESTERDAY.

god aadhe se zyaada episode toh in saalo ke entry par chala gaya.

now i suppose we’ll have to see aniri gush over him?//

oh so shivaay’s perfectly fine introducing anika to his best friend as “biwi” huh?????

dang anika, i’ve never seen you this excited in this universe ever.

is it this sari? i think it’s this sari. she gets very hyper whenever she wears it.

gauri is internally screaming DI CAN YOU CHILL PLZ YOU’RE COMING ACROSS AS SO EMBARRASSING (same as me.)

mohit calling anika “so cute” is a big fucking mood.

when the fuck will shivaay appreciate????????

yeaaaaaaaah mohit. wait till you find out the real story. you should get a reallllllll kick outta it.

... is there a reason nancy had to be a foreigner? other than the fact that she’s played by one?

“kuch zyaada hi ganda hai” lmaooooooooooooo mohit you savage SHE’S TRYING YOU BITCH

oh goddddddddddd nancy you literally just walked in, can you settle down a little before you start interrogating people on their “love story”???

...... so they’re just avoiding that direct question and are having this conversation about mohit’s jadoo instead???

also shivaay is like pls no more jadoo today.

IS ANYTHING EVEN GONNA HAPPEN IN TODAY’S EP? AINVAYI MERA TIME WASTE KARE JAA RAHE HO TUM LOG. GIVE ME MORE PRIYANKA AND GAURI HOLDING HANDS IF YOU PPL HAVE NO PLOT TO SHOW ME.

god anika is being pushy and weird as fuck.

“gauri, psssst.”

“sambhaalo apni behen ko.”

lmao gauri is suchhhhhhhh a farmabardaar saali. instantly pulling anika up to her and glaring, on orders from jiju. #shivRi4ever

adorable girls!!!!!!!!!!!!

“hopefully YEH waala jhoomar na gayab kar de, warna bade papa bade naraaz ho jayenge.”

“kyun? unko jadoo pasand nahi?”

“nahi unhe jhoomar zyaada pasand hai.”

man i loveeeeeee prinku.

god anika you’re such an idiotttttt. aur un dono ko bhi pagal bana rahi ho.

“ab kabootar niklega!”

lmaoooo i’d like to see shivaay’s reaction to that, after finding out he hates alllllllll animals.

why does nancy put up with this man????? he seems highly annoying.

shivaay is as sick of anika’s bullshit as i am.

is dadi warming up a little to anika or just smirking at her being annoying (proving that she’s wrong for her precious billuuuuuuu???)

god anika you’re literally the worst today.

great more 2 rs waala jadoo tomorrow ughhhhhhhh.

OK WHAT PLOT I WANTED FOR RIKARA, RIKU ARE EXECUTING INSTEAD. THAT’S IT, I OFFICIALLY SHIP RIKU THIS UNIVERSE, SINCE THAT’S WHAT THEY’RE GIVING ME.

#ishqbaaz #ishqbaaaz #ib episode liveblogs #episode liveblogs

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pinkvilla · 8 years ago

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Shah Rukh Khan has time and again mesmerized the audience and given us some memorable hits. From being a flag bearer of romance to being a charmer, SRK has swooned both men and women for years now. The actor, who clocked 25 years in Bollywood recently, decoded his journey with us during a heart-to-heart conversation.

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Excerpts from the interview: You recently completed 25 Golden Years. How has your journey been? The one thing that stands out for me in these 25 or 26 years is that it happened very fast. I really feel it’s been only two-three years since I’ve been in Mumbai… I think I’ve got stuck in time. When I speak to my family, and see my children all grown up, so reality is there for me to see, but I do feel all of this happened so fast. I used to live in a house next door (next to Taj Land’s End in Bandra, Mumbai), then I shifted five houses down, so it is very shocking for me, it really feels like I’ve been around only for a few years. I really feel ‘abhi toh aayaa thaa main!’ Please continue.... That’s why when people question for how many years I’m doing the same thing, and for how long I’ll continue doing it, I find it odd. Because for me, I have just arrived, if I am working with all these women, I’m also young right? But on a serious note, on days like this, what I do is, on Twitter people put all the pictures of me from all my films, and a couple of days ago I really sat down to count the pictures, there were so many posters there. I don’t even know how many films I’ve done. With all due respect to the film’s I’ve done, I really have to sit down and try and remember when I had clicked a certain picture, that’s when I feel a lot of time has passed, but it has passed so fast, I feel it was like yesterday! Have you watched Deewana? I haven’t watched Deewana, I don’t even want to watch it, and I don’t say it out of ego, but I now watch all the new movies (laughs). The first reaction I got for Deewana was from Rakesh uncle (Roshan) at Mehboob Studio. He had told me ‘Tu bohot bada star ban gaya yaar (you’ve become a big star)’. And I asked him, ‘really?’ That was the time I used to walk back to my house from work, and two-three days had passed since the film has released. It was not like today when box office numbers come even before the film is released, and people even tell you what is good and what is bad in the film. But it wasn’t like that then, I remember how once I was walking past Salman’s house and a handsome Salim Khan was in the balcony, and he waved to me and told me, ‘Janaab aapki film bohot chal rahi hai, aap star ban jaaoge (your film is doing very well, you’ll soon become a star)!’ Or I think he said this when I was having dinner with him, he also said that when you go to a hair salon and when the barber asks you if you want a Shah Rukh hair cut, you have to know that you’ve become a star. After returning home, when I told Gauri that Deewana is a hit, she simply congratulated me. When did you realize that you’re a star? I know it’ll sound odd, but it hasn’t set in yet. One can look at it and say if I expected all this, then I’d say no. This was meant to be, I have never given it more importance or credibility, or anything else, I have never sat down and told myself that I have become a star. A lot of people tell me, my well wishers, my team that as a star I need to do this and not do this as I am a star. But, I have never done anything to maintain it, or lose it, or make it, or break it. I also have outbursts, ego and self importance like every human being has, but I have treated it with a lot of humility, it is a job I do. I do it well, sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn’t. But I am detached to the outcome. I feel bad if a film doesn’t do well, or good if it does, but it lasts for about six hours, then I move on. I am an actor, I can do whatever I feel like. I am a professional liar, I believe in every lie I tell, otherwise I wouldn’t be an actor. Stardom has snatched away some of my perks too. I wore my cargoes three times in a row and I wasn’t allowed to do that. I wanted to wear those cargoes even today, but I could not. When I am promoting my films, I travel in my personal jet, but that’s not a perk, that’s my job. However, I am very grateful to God for having given me all the opportunity, but beyond that it is all a part of my work. The biggest problem a big star faces is to retain the goodness of cinema, and continue working at being better than what you are. I maintain what I have said before, you lose the ability to surprise people when you lose the ability to fail, and this takes away every perk from your life. Would you be okay, if someone made a biopic on you? I never let people know the most interesting part of my life, not the closest people too. So you’ll never get a good script, unless I write it. Whatever they will make of my life will be a success story. And, success stories are extremely boring. I will tell you what my story is, it is a story of a boy who came to the city of dreams, struggled, lost his parents early in life, became a big star without having a Bollywood godfather. It won’t work until I flop and do something legendary that is so controversial that people get shocked. A very senior journalist had once asked me if I think I’ll ever be legendary, I was young and I said yes. And the gentleman told me no, you can’t be a legend unless you are controversial. My biopic will be boring without my controversies and I’m the only one who knows them. Have your ever gotten bored of your profession and thought of retiring? Work becomes a part of your life. You never sit down and think if you want to give up. No, I don’t think I will be able to retire one day and it unfortunate for a lot of people (laughs). I’ll always act, I don’t think I know anything else to do. Will I be the person who will be last to know that he can’t act anymore, maybe yes! Maybe one day, 10-15 years from now, or even today, you’ll tell me ‘ruk jaao aap’ (you got to stop), but I will not understand that. Do I blindly believe that I can act for the rest of my life, no, I believe it with my eyes open. Will I be a bad actor and be finished and done with, maybe. But, I am the that person who knows the last if I can act or not. Never this thought has come. I try new things, I am also evolving as a person. I started 25 years ago, now I am 52, it would be stupid if I hadn’t evolved as a human being. So I do believe that some new nuances are coming, I would like to believe that I am so successful that I don’t surprise you anymore, but I am not that successful that I don’t surprise myself enough! I surprise myself everyday, and it makes me happy. I do believe that I do things different in my head and heart, and hopefully people will see it someday, or maybe not see it, but it has never crossed my mind. I’ll always be an actor, for the rest of my life. 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rewatching the scene from yesterday instead of fwding as usual, just to mentally prepare myself for what’s coming. 😐😐😐

favt part: rudra’s bitch!face at pinky. god i love this boy and his steadfast bhaabi love so much. 😊😊😊

god it doesn’t make it easier to hear pinky say “tera jo kuch bhi hai, mera hai, mera, sirf mera!” the second time round either. like i know she’s not just talking about his money, but also his loyalty and commitment and who he is as a person, but man... the money is a huge fucking part, and to hear that from your MOM... just ow. 😖😖😖

usse khud nahi pata wtf the NKK sach is, but the way he played his hand to get pinky to come out with it. well done, shaatir singh oberoi. i haven’t been this proud of your smarts since... well, ever. 😌😌😌

why would she admit the lie out loud? 😕😕😕

guess she’s completely lost it. she’s in that hysterical mode where she no longer has control over wtf is coming out her mouth. 😬😬😬

aw man, their faces. not just shivika’s, but omRu’s too. allllll that suffering they went through for over 4 months, for fucking nothing. 😪😪😪

idk how anika’s found her voice to even say anything. i would have just fucking passed out right there. 😶😶😶

ok never thought i’d feel sympathy for shakti of all people, but oh man... the poor guy. 😞😞😞

WHAT????? MAHI WAS NOT HIS BROTHER?????????? FUCKING NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! I REALLY REALLY LOVED MAHI VE AND WANTED HIM TO BE SHIVAAY’S BADA BHAIIII. WHERE IS HE? WILL WE NEVER SEE HIM AGAIN? 😫😫😫😫😫😫

GOD I’M SO DEVASTATED RIGHT NOW AT THE LOSS OF MAHI. I REALLY FEEL LIKE A PART OF MY HEART HAS GONE MISSING. 😥😥😥😥

shivaay ka paara chad raha hai bg mein. await explosion in 3... 2... 🌋🌋🌋

omfgggggggggggg what the fuckkkkkkkkk PINKY WAS INVOLVED IN THE KIDNAPPING???? JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. 😧😧😧

ok this is just... WAY TOO MUCH. fucking WAAAAAAAAY TOO MUCH. like fuck, harneet how the fuck can you just ghusaooo all this into the plot right now? how the hell is pinky ever going to come back from all this to redeem herself? 😟😟😟

does pinky really expect him to APPRECIATE all this fuckery? 😐😐😐

ok... nakuul ki *~ACTING~* shuru ho rahi hai. 😬😬😬

LMAO OMG RAMAYAN METAPHOR FROM SHIVAAY, OF ALL PEOPLE. THE SHOCK HAS MADE HIS BRAIN RE-CIRCUIT ITSELF. 🤣🤣🤣

oh boy. ohhhhhhhhhh boy. 😣😣😣😣

omRu instantly running to bolster shivaay. and i have started to cry already. 😭😭😭😭

ok shit, the horrible acting is starting. yuck what is this BLUBBERING he’s doing? 😟😟😟

readying the bread and cheese to make sandwiches with ALL THE HAM. 🥓🥓🥓🥓 (no ham emoji, i have to make do with the bacon.)

HOLYYYYYYYYYYY SHITTTTTTTTTTTT THAPPADDDDDD I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT 😯😯😯

i am gauri/bhavya in the bg, like just akhdsdhaskdhkjaj @ whatever is going down 😧😧😧😧

for once, dadi’s drama is warranted and aimed at the right person for the right reasons 😗😗😗

shakti ji still pretty measured in his tone and words. he’s a far greater man than we all realized, you guys. 😔😔😔

ok, pinky’s hamming it up even more than nakuul. 😐😐😐

time for omRu to fucking eviscerate pinky. TEAR HER APART, BOYS! 😠😠😠

ok yiiiiiiiikes, pinky’s truly lost it.

woman, give up already. you’re just digging yourself in deeper and deeper. 😐😐😐

nakuul’s being more measured in his acting than i thought he would, but his voice modulation is a fucking mess. i hate when he does this high pitched shit in emotional scenes. he sounds like hrithik in koi mil gaya. 😒😒😒

“aap shivaay ki maa hai, uski utni khushi aapko kabhi nahi hui jitni khushi aap SHIVAAY SINGH OBEROI ki maa hai, usse hui.”

sigh. my poor son. my poor trash son. 😭😭😭

350 EPISODES IN AND SHIVAAY’S FINALLY ACCEPTING WHAT A SHITTY PERSONALITY HE HAS THANKS TO HIS MOM 😯😯😯

shivaay attributing whatever little goodness is in him is solely because of omRu... dying. FUCKING DYING. THIS IS WHY I WATCH THIS FUCKING SHOWWWWWWWWWW. 😭😭😭😭😭

shivaay talking about om and how he took on the najaayaz tag for him. ok i’m a mess. i’m a fucking mess no one look at me. *weeping bitch baby tears* 😪😪😪

ok but who the fuck was daimaa talking about then??? 🤔🤔🤔😒😒😒

lol ok someone tell shivaay, tej isn’t that magnanimous and that jhanvi fully had to blackmail his ass into complying. god bless jhanvi though. what a good mom she is to ALL the kids in this house. 💖💖💖

this episode is a mess re: what shivaay calls ppl. he’s been calling pinky MAA this whole ep, when he’s only ever called her “mom”. chalo, that let’s attribute to all the EMOTIONS~~~ attributed to the word “maa”. but him calling jhanvi “badi MUMMY”? come on, he calls her “badi maa” 🙄🙄🙄

“mujhe lagta tha ki main, shivaay singh oberoi, the great wall, main apne parivaar ko protect kar raha hoon. lekin mera parivaar mujhe protect kar raha tha, bina bataaye, bina kuch jataaye.”

aw man, i’m glad that for once, the whole fam (other than omRu) stepped up for this kid and did something for him. 😌😌😌

HE’S APOLOGIZING TO ANIKA. HALELUJAAAAAAAAAAAAH. 350 EPISODESSSSSSSSS, AND FUCKING FINALLYYYYYYYYY 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

crying at how her hands are all over him, trying to reassure him. my babiessssssssssss. 😭😭😭

goddamnit pinky, STOP TALKING. 😣😣😣

“MERI ANIKA KE KHILAAF EK SHABD AUR NAHI SUNUNGA MAIN.” 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

ohhhhhhhhh shit. maa ko disowning. ~~DRAAAAAAAAAMA~~~ 😯😯😯

ok kuch zyaada ho raha hai. no need to go to every person standing here and tell them this. 😐😐😐

bhavya be like “shit i’m not even part of this damn family, i’m just here on fucking duty, what the fuck even am i supposed to do or say rn? 😕😕😕”

oh thank god. he’s walked out. it’s finally over. 😓😓😓

ANIKA RUN AFTER HIM WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU LET HIM GO WHEREVER ALONE 😩😩😩😩😩

ok where even is he? why is it so blue? 🤔🤔🤔

hein, tumhe toh samajh aa gaya, lekin mujhe nahi aaya, behen. kuch toh idea dede. 😕😕😕

is silence their version of “i love you”? will they never say it out loud to each other? 😑😑😑

OMFG THE HORRIBLE VFX. IT MAKES IT LOOK LIKE THE GAZEBO IS FUCKING FLOATING IN SPACE LIKE THE TARDIS 🤢🤢🤢🤢

this horrible fucking lighting man. god this show and it’s ajeeb ramleela waali lighting. 😒😒😒

also, it’s so obvious this is set up in that “storeroom”/hall/whatever. 🙄🙄🙄

yesssss finally, she’s admitting what she did wrong too! FUCKING YES!🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

“tum mere saath ho toh hum sab kuch milkar handle kar sakta hai. yeh bhi kar leta main.” 😭😭😭

the horrible lighting is fucking pissssssssing me off. it’s such a good scene otherwise. 😥😥😥

lol mini-fight about if she’s crying or not. 😆😆😆

oh boy she wanted to suggest he forgive pinky. i can see it in her face. thank god she didn’t say it. too soon. too too soon. 😬😬😬

“mat jao door.”

aaaaaaaaaand i’m crying. 😭😭😭😭😭

will you fucking finally kiss already????? LIKE LITERALLY WHAT ELSE IS LEFT, FOR YOU TWO TO GET TO KISS EACH OTHER?!??!! 😫😫😫

OMG THESE DWEEBS ARE STARING AT THE MOON LIKE A BUNCHA NERDS INSTEAD. FUCKING HELL. I HATE THEM. 😒😒😒

nowwwwwwww we talking. 😊😊😊

ugh pheeka pg-13 hug. whatever. fucking kiss, you assholes. 😑😑😑

ok this is the best i’m about to get. *sigh* 😔😔😔

oh lorddddddddd. ragini is here to fuck shit up. GOD CAN THESE KIDS HAVE FIVE FUCKING MINUTES TO THEMSELVES?!?! 😒😒😒

shivaay: oh shitttttttttt, i knew i was forgetting something in the middle of all this. it was to get this chick’s ass ARRESTED. 😐😐😐

ragini’s confidence, i can haz? 😗😗😗

lmao shivaay, do you know anika at all? like hell she’s gonna go wait in the car. 😂😂😂

UM OK WHERE THE F DID ALL THESE PRESS PPL APPARATE FROM

i swear the press in this show is like... all the “news” in this show is based on hearsay. 😒😒😒

LMAO THE VIDEO FROM SUNDARI BUA HOW EVEN IS THIS RELEVANT OR NEWS OR... WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT ANY OF THIS 😑😑😑

oh boy, you press people picked the wrongggggg day to fuck with him on this naam khoon khaandaan topic. 😗😗😗

“sirf anika. and there’s no one like her.”

oh my heart, her smile at that. 😍😍😍

OUFF LECTURE DENA BANDH KAR.

also how can anyyyyyyyyyyy of this be printed/reported in the fucking news? like... ok forget it. i’m done with complaining about this. 🙄🙄🙄

shot after shot at ragini. and her NKK too. lmao, savage singh oberoi.😆😆😆

CALLED IT. CALLED IT THAT THOSE PAPERS WERE NEVERRRRR FILEDDDDDDDD. 10 POINTS TO RAVENCLAW. 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

lol raginiiiii, this was the most poooorly planned shit ever. like, the fact that you thought this would even get any results is fucking hilarious. 😆😆😆

ok shivaay, no need to go into the details of your dysfunctional af marriage. also, the word you’re looking to use is WEDDING. 😕😕😕

GHUTNO KE BAL!!!!!!!!!!! GHUTNO KE BAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😯😯😯

ok that proposal was fucking perfect. simple. sweet. to the point. his voice modulation and everything, it was perfect.

aaaaaaaaaaand i’m crying. i’m fucking crying like an idiot. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

“tumhare liye main ghutno pe aa gaya aaj.”

TOO FUCKING CUTE! 😚😚😚😚

LMAO THE PRESS CLAPPING FOR THEM HAPPILY, LITERALLY SECONDS AFTER INTERROGATING HIM IN THE MOST RUDE AND INVASIVE MANNER 🙄🙄🙄

ragini is me, scrolling facebook and seeing everyone in my age group getting engaged and married:

‘ugh. straight ppl.’

god shivaay, i haven’t recovered from the last two (three, counting the fake one with tia) weddings you’ve had. just... ouff. give us some fucking TIME to recuperate. 😣😣😣

REALLY? THIS WAS THE BIG AMAZING PLAN RAGINI HAD THAT VIKRAM WAS LIKE “SOCH LO, THERE’S NOOOOOOOOOO TURNING BACK”?? like, i thought she was fucking going to have her murdered or some shit. what lameass bs. 😒😒😒

OMG OMG OMG YOU GUYS OUR #VIKINI SHIP IS SAILINGGGGGG 😯😯😯😍😍😍😍

VIKRAM WHAT EVEN IS YOUR FUCKING DEAL BRO WHY WERE YOU FORCEFULLY MARRYING ANIKA IF YOU’RE SUCH A BELIEVER IN SHIVIKA’S TRUE LOVE???? 🤔🤔🤔

JESUS YOU KNOW WHAT IDEC, JUST PLEASE TAKE RAGINI AND GO HAVE BABIES WITH QUESTIONABLE MENTAL STABILITY. I’M JUST GLAD ONE OF MY SIDE-SHIPS IN THIS SHOW HAS THE POSSIBILITY TO BE CANON. 🙃🙃🙃

ok iterally don’t care about this tejViLana plot, i’m just watching coz reyhna looks so damn pretty. here, have some caps of her adorable face.

ugh, so gorgeous. this south indian style has taken her from a 10 to a 19. i love her face so much.

lol omRu watching the proposal on tv like it’s an action thriller. 😁😁😁

their happinesssssssssssssss. i can’t evennnnnnnn. my heart is so full of love for these boyssssssss. *crying happy tears* 😭😭😭😭😭

OH MY GOD OM IS BACK TO HIS SHAYARI. NOTHING INSPIRES HIM LIKE #SHIVIKA LOVE. 😊😊😊

“aankhon mein utari thi jo, ab dilon tak aa gayi. ishqbaazi chalte chalte, manzilon tak aa gayi.”

ok but where is gauri? why she no here? i really wanted her to be here and all ecstatic at her bade bhaiyya and bhaujai’s progress. 😞😞😞

OM IS FINALLY PROUD OF HIS TRASH SON, AS ARE WE ALL. IT ONLY TOOK A YEAR AND SOME MONTHS. 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

eeeeeeee bulbulllll is hereeee! and she’s here with CAKE! 😍😍😍

DON’T THINK I DIDN’T NOTICE GAURI UTAAROFYING NAZAR OF THEM FROM THE SIDE. I LOVE HER SO MUCH. 💖💖💖💖

these two be eating cake with the sexiest fucking bedroom eyes at each other. take the rest of it up to your room and eat it off each other. 😏😏😏

ok omg WHO EVEN CARES ABOUT THIS TEJVILANA PLOT?? 😑😑😑

OMG THARKI BILLU BACK IN THE HOUSE. FUCKING YESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😝😝😝😝😝

OMFG dadi playing cockblock, bloody hell what is your problem dadi? LET THEM FUCKING BEEEEEE. 😩😩😩😩😩

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… for fucksssssss sake, are they ever going to feed this poor baby? 😥😥😥

oh god, please don’t make shivaay sing. please. 😣😣😣

nakuul’s using his NAKUUL voice to sing, instead of his SHIVAAY voice. 🙃🙃🙃

baby has amazing “bitch, what the fuck?” face 😆😆😆

might be shivaay’s baby. purely based on that look.

“achcha hua bhavya yahaan pe nahi hai warna bachche ko harass karne ke chakkar mein andar ho jaate faaltu mein.”

snort. 😂😂😂

also, the look of betrayal on shivaay’s face that rudra agrees with anika re: his singing. 😆😆😆

“shivaay teri besuri awaaz pehli baar kaam mein aayi hai!”

more like baby thought “ok if i stay awake he’ll sing to me even more, so best if i just pretend to sleep so that he’ll stop” 😕😕😕

obros have wizened up to first rule of baby management: sleep when the baby does. 😌😌😌

why the F would they need WALKIE TALKIES, when they have PHONES and whatsapp/texting??? lord. 🙄🙄🙄

god, the girls are being hella annoying. 😒😒😒

pffffffffft. “nayi soch” being plugged. 🙄🙄🙄

ugh, the girls have managed to get a tagline even more annoying than LAUNDE HAI KAMAAL KE. i liked naaari ssssakti jindabaad better. 😣😣😣

ok very random change of scene. 😕😕😕

omkara us room se nikle toh milaaati. 😑😑😑

om @ crying baby: dekh beta, zindagi bohuttttt badi hai, roke kuch nahi milne waala. learn to face your problems.

this is exactly the kinda shit i tell crying babies and barking dogs and basically anything that’s making an uneccesary ruckus. 😐😐😐

24 HOURS LATER… CAMBRIDGE GRAD, BUSINESSMAN OF THE YEAR, IS FINALLY LIKE “HM. COULD IT BE POSSIBLE THAT PERHAPS THIS TINY HUMAN IS HUNGRY? MAYBE? JUST A SUGGESTION?” 😒😒😒

lol pooooor rudra. shivaay is straight up bullying him. 😂😂😂

“bhagwan ke liye, protein powder daalke mat laana.”

hahahahaha. good thing that was clarified, otherwise he fully would have. 😆😆😆

shivaay’s little squeal/snort at rudra saying he’ll only be back after 100 pushups. coz he knows rudra can’t even do 10 crunches without dying. 100 pushups my ass. 🙄🙄🙄

shivaay is strictly opposed to the name “BUNTY”. it might not be his baby, but any baby in his care should have a naam with some class and weight and tadi. 😌😌😌

it’s confirmed that it’s a boy? 🤔🤔🤔

ohhhhhhhh boy. shivaay’s being left alone with the baby. he’s going to talk about the stock market to it (like how he used to talk about inflation rate to baby rudra)

a ha! anika is going to pounce on opportunity! 😁😁😁

Awareness™. 😍😍😍

oh ho ho ho, faraq games again. baby ke saamne bhi. 😐😐😐

how is she not seeing the damn baby? IT’S RIGHT ON THE BED, IN A BASKET FESTOONED WITH RIBBONS AND WHAT NOT. NOT EXACTLY SUBTLE. 😟😟😟

… how anticlimactic. i can’t quite read shivaay’s mood re: anika’s monologue. touched and hopeful, that she still loves and cares about him? discomfited, that he never stopped caring about her despite how she betrayed him? what’s happening inside that sleep deprived head of yours billu? 🤔🤔🤔

this scene was really weird to me; it didn’t have that usual magic that shivika scenes usually have. something about it was really flat and boring. 😕😕😕

SHE NOTICED HIS LAPTOP SCREEN WAALA BACHCHA, NOT THE ACTUAL JEETA JAAGTA HUA BACHCHA 2 FEET BEHIND HIM. 😒😒😒

also lmaoooo did he just google “how to take care of a baby”? #theMillenialWayToParenting 😂😂😂

… yeah, he literally never said he didn’t like kids? he’s shivaay singh oberoi. his priority is naam khoon khaandaan. a baby is a pretty essential part of passing on the lineage. 😗😗😗

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. OHHHHHHHHHH THEY BROUGHT MY FAVT SCENE BACK UP. YAAAAAAS. 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

also, he said that it doesn’t matter if YOU couldn’t give him a child. not that he didn’t want children at all. they’re not the same thing. 😐😐😐

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! HOW TO BHOOL JAO AND MOVE ON???? IT WAS THE MOST POIGNANT THING YOU EVER SAID TO HER. EVERRRRRRR. 😭😭😭😭😭

ohhhhhhhh boy. this conversation just took a detourrrr. she thinks he wants a naam khoon khaandaan waala baby with ragini. oh girlllllllllll. 😫😫😫

he’s getting super mad that she thinks he wants a baby, that too with anyone else but her. god anika, you’re so damn stupid. 😣😣😣

oh my godddd you idiotssssssssss. what a hottttt messss this isssssss. neither of you want anything than to be together forever with the other one. stop accusing each other of god knows what else. 😪😪😪

“jis din tum yeh sentence ko complete karogi… tab baat karenge hum.”

siiiiiiiiiiiiigh. you twooooooooooo. 😭😭😭😭😭😭 you two need less talking and more making out. and fucking therapy. you definitely need extensive amounts of therapy. 😕😕😕

ouff, idhar gauri ke maa waale issues. why can’t she just tell him to pretend for a few days, like she did for his fam? awaiii baat ka batangad. 🙄🙄🙄

ouff, meanwhile dumbell oberoi is sidetracked. 😒😒😒

lmao jhanvi encouraging gauri to be mad at om, and om’s eyeroll like PLEASE MOM, SHE’S ALREADY MAD AT ME DON’T ENCOURAGE HER I CAN’T TAKE IT WHEN THE TINY CUTIE GETS ALL SHOUTY 😣😣😣

ouff, don’t care about this ruVya scene at all. 😑😑😑

my god, this acp is kuch zyaaada hi. stay in your lane, girl. who even are you to ask him all this? 😒😒😒

omggg gauriiiiiiiii just telllllll him. 😫😫😫

“ajeeeeeeeeb aurat hai!” 😂😂😂

lollllll her snark. so wifely. “you wanna go spend time with the boys? FINE!!!!!!!!!!!” 😆😆😆

heeee heeee, omkara’s dimaag ke phurzeeee are finally turning. 🙃🙃🙃

DID SHIVAAY JUST LEAVE THE BABY UNSUPERVISED, WHILE HE WENT AND GOT CHANGED? GOD. 😧😧😧

lmao baby ke liye DOODH MEIN COCKTAIL STRAW. 😂😂😂

tellywoodtrash presents: a face journey, by shivaay singh oberoi.

“nahi pata mujhe! maine bachche nahi paale na!” “common sense bhi nahi paali kya???”

snort. sassy singh oberoi’s lack of sleep is getting to him. 😆😆😆

OMG YES, CALL HIM OUT, HE’S ALWAYS GOING ON ABOUT HOW HE “RAISED” YOU TWO! PUT HIM TO THE TEST! 🙃🙃🙃

LOL, om knows that there’s no such thing as privacy in this house and that the girls will instantly open anything that comes in shivaay’s name. 😗😗😗

THIS WALKIE TALKIE NONSENSE IS SO FUCKING STUPID. 😒😒😒

“sipaaahi samajh mein nahi aata aapko?”

A+ bitch face, anika.

also, the snark levels in this household are at an alllll time high today. it’s amazing and i love it. 😂😂😂

fun fact: shivaay thinks titanic is the world’s best film. a bold and unexpected choice. 😐😐😐

“shawshank redemption?” “…. shashank? 🤔🤔🤔”

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

how does shivaay not know sholay? how is that even possible? 😐😐😐

OMFG I RELATE SO MUCH WITH ANIKA’S ANGER AND RAGE AT SOMEONE WHO HASN’T WATCHED/LIKED THE MOVIES I LOVE. I LITERALLY TELL THEM TO GTFO MY SIGHT TOO. 😶😶😶

“world’s best movie. SH se naam shuru hota hai.” “DDLJ?”

man, it’s a good thing that the oberois have a family business they can shove rudra into, kyunki job toh isse milne se rahi. 😑😑😑

his big plan is to fucking call ragini?!!?!? INSTEAD OF KHANNA?????? 😯😯😯

“basanti bhaujaai” 😆😆😆

damn, so much envy at ragini’s super flat stomach. that’s it, i’m going on an all cucumber diet from today. 😥😥😥

riiiiiiiiiiight after i finish the fries i’m eating right now. 🤐🤐🤐

ragini’s CAPE though. the collar makes her look like:

lmaooooo, rudra wishing for the first and last time ever that anika doesn’t fuck ragini up. 😂😂😂

yup. they’re bullying him into doing it again. man, thank god i have no siblings. 😕😕😕

meanwhile, omkara is going on his own side quest. 😑😑😑

lol anika and ragini’s utterly fake smiles at each other. 😆😆😆

anika is proposing friendship. aw mannnn, i wish this was real. yougaiz know how much i love girl love. 👯🏽👯🏽👯🏽

OMG RAGINI HAS THE WRONG PACKAGE 😯😯😯

anika’s realllllllllly trying. she might sprain something from the effort of being nice to ragini. 😂😂😂

wooooop. her face changed instantly when she found out it’s a gift from shivaay. all friendly feelings have flown out the window. 😗😗😗

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA rudra’s face at the girls’ fighting. 🤣🤣🤣

(the camera work on that, the way they revealed him was realllllly good. extra hilarious. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣)

what is this ghadiiiiii? did svetlana send it to tej? 🤔🤔🤔

LMAO OMG RAGINI’S “HEIN” AT THE EMPTY BOX 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

AND OMGGGGGGG ANIKA’S ATTEMPT NOT TO LAUGH HAHAHAHAHAHA 😆😆😆

THIS WALKIE TALKIE NONSENSE IS ANNOYING ME SO MUCH. 😤😤😤

anika’s victorious fist pump at ragini’s bezzati. amazing. 😆😆😆

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh boy. RUN GAURI RUN! 😬😬😬

too late!!!!!!!!!!!! 😧😧😧

om seems to be totally ok and happy to meet saasumaa. 😗😗😗

*in the gentlest voice ever, and with a gentle smile* “gauri, bataaya nahi maa aayi hai?”

i instantly teared up. i just can’t believe that my old soft omki is back???? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

(also i am pms-ing and anything and everything will make me cry.)

yup. not that your daughter threw me out of my own room and slammed the door in my face or anything. nope. 😶😶😶

idgaf, give him #BestPati at the #StarParivaarAwards2018 already. who could possibly top this? who? no one, that’s it. 😑😑😑

omki is our king (sing to tune of “weasley is our king”) 🤴🏽🤴🏽🤴🏽

gauri’s face be like “who are you and where’s my Nandi Bel waala husband?” 🤔🤔🤔

god i am in fucking love with him. my obsession and love from 2016 just came roaaaaaaring back fulllll zorrrr shorrrrr se. #omkaraIsBae 😍😍😍

gauri also just fell waaaaay more in love with hubs. i was here first, but ok, i shall step aside for my queen. 😌😌😌

hawwwwwwww, he palat-ed! he lovesssss her toooo. my beautiful soft and silent babiesssssss. they give my dil such sukoon. 💖💖💖

unlike those other idiot babies of mine who are giving me heartache and grey hairs. 😩😩😩

ARRE WAH! SMART BOIIIIIII RUDY. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

lmao ok, pretty sure this is nakuul and kunal fussing over the baby in this scene and not shivaay and om. 😊😊😊

“BUT PAPPU CAN’T DANCE!”

hahahahahahaha. this is why i love omki best. so self aware. 😂😂😂

oh lord. naach gaana. oufffffff. 🤦🏽🤦🏽🤦🏽

i have never seen shivaay this animated in my life. ever. 😐😐😐

again, because this is nakuul, and not shivaay. i think the director was basically like “last 5 min of the episode, no one gives a shit anyway, go wild mehta. do your thang.” and do his thang, he did. 😚😚😚

ok bohut dekh liya yeh naach gaana. fwding. coz too much michmichi. gimme the precap already. 😒😒

LAUNDRY BASKET MEIN BUNTY THA. 😧😧😧

JFCCCCCCCC AND YOU COULDN’T TELL HIM THAT BEFORE?!?!?!!?! IDIOT OMKI. 😣😣😣

GOD THAT POOR DEFENSELESS BABY, LEFT TO THE MERCIES OF THESE THREE PAPLU TAPLUS. WILL THE GIRLS RESCUE IT ALREADY? PLEASE?!?!!? 😫😫😫😫

OR EVEN BETTER, HAVE AN ACTUAL, RESPONSIBLE AND CAPABLE ADULT (WHICH CAN ONLY MEAN ONE PERSON IN THIS HOUSE: JHANVI) FIND IT. 😥😥😥

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