#you literally do NOT need it to be desert-like temperatures to get some fucking ben&jerry's
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you don't know how much i hate all the bitches that see unusually sweltering weather and temperatures we should Not be reaching at this time of year and go Ahh So Nice Let's Go To The Beach Yay Sunny Days ๐
it's not nice it's a fucking bad omen for the future of the planet you and i have no choice but to live on. it's not fun it's terrifying. i am begging you to switch your brain to long-term consequences mode
#also it's unbearable lmao fuck heat who the fuck likes heat#i wanna take my skin off there's bugs everywhere i have to have my fan on 24/7 and you have the audacity to say That Is Good!#let's go ouuuut and get ice creaaaam shut UP you can get ice cream any fucking day of the god damn year#you literally do NOT need it to be desert-like temperatures to get some fucking ben&jerry's#i don't want a fun seaside summer i want a god damn life expectancy that goes beyond 40 years
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