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Things my mom said while watching the HamilFilm aka Hamilton

(quotes are out of order)

- [“Whats your name man?” “ALEXANDER HAMILTON!”] What’s his name? George Hamilton? Yeah I know him!

- [I know him] Oh look it’s a song!

- [every 4 songs] Why do all these songs sound the same

- [helpless] oh wow look it’s the shoo-lier sisters

- [right hand man] The guy who plays Chris Jackson is so hot let me just search him on google reallyyy quickly-

- [satisfied] nooo, that’s so sad!

- [Battle of Yorktown (The world turns upside down)]Aiyah, all they’re doing is singing about a war, I’m going to go sleep first, wake me up when it gets exciting.

- [What’d I miss] Wait why does the french man look different now?

- [Take a break] HE’S NINE?!?

- [many scenes] Well that’s dumb (x20)

- [ Say no to this] Wowwwwww Alexander Hamilton you’re such a hoe- *turns to me* -rrible person...

- [ Reynolds pamphlet] Why did he tell everyone he had an affair? He’s so dumb.

- [ Non stop] 51 only? *scoffs* my English is so much better, I could easily have done more.

- [Cabinet battle #1] eh wait isn’t that guy his friend? [me confused and clueless if she’s talking about a Jefferson or Madison]

- [What’d I miss] Ya like jazz?

- [Guns and ships] why is he moving so weird?

- [start] so he wrote the musical and cast himself as the lead? ......okay...

- [Story of tonight, Laurens, Laf and Herc swaying their hips] ...what are they doing

- [Aaron Burr, Sir] That’s the burn guy!

- [You’ll be back] ahmygawd that’s a lot of spit I feel like I need to go wipe my mouth now