#you know sylus got that text and immediately booked it out of the house to get there first

[sinnabarmoth]

The Baby Race

Group Chat: MC's Harem

MC: So...what if I were to say that I wanted a baby?

Rafayel: DIBS!

Xavier: You can't call dibs on being the father Raf

Zayne: Are you being serious or is this some internet trend you're playing again?

MC: I'm serious. I really want to be a mom and I think now is a good time to start trying

Rafayel: DIBS! DIBS! DIBS! I AM CALLING DIBS!

Zayne: If you are serious about this then I can only assume you've chosen who you want to be the father

Rafayel: Do not worry! Daddy is on his way!

Xavier: Can you be any more desperate? At least let her say who she wants to be the father first

Xavier: But I can be there in 15. Just throwing that out there

MC: I don't really mind who it is. I guess you can say it is a first come first serve basis??

Zayne: In that case I'm going to start tracking your ovulation patterns to figure out when you are most likely to conceive. We should also start prepping things like prenatal care and the like as well

Rafayel: So we are all in competition to get you pregnant first?

MC: It is NOT a competition. I'd be happy to have babies with all of you one day but we gotta start somewhere

Zayne: We should look into everyone's health history to decide who may produce the healthiest offspring

Rafayel: Well we all know that me and MC's genes will produce the most beautiful and talented babies, so again: DIBS!

MC: And again, you cannot call dibs

Xavier: Sylus has been strangely absent from the group chat. Is he even awake?

Rafayel: That's rich coming from you, sleeping beauty. But yeah, weird that he isn't answering with such big news

Sylus: I am aware of the situation. Do not worry, everything is well in hand

Sylus: Now kitten, if you could unlock the door that'd be great

MC: Oh my god! Are you at my house already?

Sylus: Is this your front door?

Sylus: Then yes

Rafayel: That's cheating!

Sylus: First come first serve boys. Better luck next time.