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death-rebirth-senshi · 1 year ago

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Sometimes a consort is just a gay dude who aids and abets your mission to destroy the establishment and start a new dark and mysterious order and who also does all your bidding and kills things with the sick ass sword you gave him.

(was about to make a joke about just being her henchman but I feel like that was Marika and Godfrey's relationship too.)

#me vs elden ring #I have made effeminate lipstick wearing genderfunny dudes that are bisexual and romance women before #not common not typically my thing but I *have* done it. In dragon's dogma and dark souls 3 #just don't feel it for this guy and can't feel that way about Ranni.#that she doesn't have a body/her doll body is explicitly shown to be mostly rope #that you have to see this truth of Ranni's state before you wed her. Acknowledging she lacks a body capable of bearing life #ought to further muddy things. But alas.#embracing the chill dark of the eternal void #with your gay bestie who loves to see women do things #this is my warden and Morrigan all over again #you know I was watching a letsplay and someone was getting all crazy over Ranni's design #and it really made me go. Well damn I am gay.

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