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she did not appreciate me flutin'
#you KICK miette? you kick her body like the football?#malenia blade of miquella#elden ring#my videos
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Armand: please let me come with you both
Lestat and Gabrielle: You’re very cool and beautiful but…something is telling me I shouldn’t…
Armand, his eyes huge:
….you………reject??….Armand??? You reject him like the idiot?? Oh!! I curse you!! I curse you for one thousand years!!!
#my all time favorite Armand moment#the vampire chronicles#anne rice#tvc#lestat de lioncourt#vampire chronicles#iwtv#books#vc#interview with the vampire#armand#the vampire Lestat#the vampire Armand#vampires#the queen of the damned#queen of the damned#the tale of the body theif#Memnoch the devil#merrick#you kick her body like the football????
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Chaos. Decay. The past in ruin. And the last few mortal servants of the Dread Wolf. The words still echoed in the back of her mind like a nightmare that promised to visit her in her sleep. Ghilan'nain, the words that and shaken her to her very core, now there was a voice to put to one of the twisted figures that had risen out of Solas's interrupted ritual. She could see it even now, the twisted body of the once elf deformed and grotesque as it stretched high above their heads. Could hear the screech of the dragon as it began to pour blight all across the city - and then, thanks to the dagger in Rook's own hand. The dragon came to ground level, and they were able to defend the city. Her City. And for that she is grateful.
Treviso, on the other hand, was not so lucky. Treviso, suffered what could have been Minrathous's fate - and the very notion of that hypothetical made Neve nearly sick to her stomach. Would Rook have decided to take the dagger with her to Treviso instead, what fate would have befell them? Where would that leave Neve herself? Would she be the one pacing back and forth, trying to keep busy as she was riddled with anxiety? Would she be angry? Sad? Hurt? All of the above? She knew for sure, she would remain in Dock Town to fix what she can...
There was no right way to go about this, was there.
"For what it's worth." She says from the entryway of the pantry, not inside, but also not in the pathway out. Arms folded over themselves against her chest while she let the silence linger, while he moved, and moved... "I am sorry about Treviso."
@spitecrow / gets a random starter.
#spitecrow#[ ic. ] chase the right bastard through the wrong ritual it'll knock you right out. of course. you might wake up with a new accessory.#[ BODY SLAMS THIS DOWN ]#[ stares at the other MUN.... ]#[ FOOTBALL TACKLES!!! ]#[ KICKS LIKE A CAT WITH KICKY BACK LEGS ]
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You PUNCH Soldier Boy? You PUNCH him in his FACE? Oh! Oh! Jail for Butcher! Jail for Butcher for ONE THOUSAND YEARS!!!
#the boys#Garth Ennis#Jensen Ackles#William Butcher#Billy Butcher#Soldier Boy#miette#you kick her body like the football??
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sometimes i get reminded that most people on football tw are in fact: men
#like you are here to talk about 11 dudes kicking the ball tf doing talking about women’s bodies#had to close the app i swear#the women are always so nice tho love them#every time i dm with a girl we talk about FOOTBALL the men always pivot the conversation towards learning my personal information
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you call boots fat? you bully boots and call him fat? oh! oh! jail for doe! jail for doe for One Thousand Years!!!!
#body horror#my art#appalling artist#fallen london oc#boots the cat#you kick miette?#you kick miette like the football?#the miette meme lives rent free in my head at all times#darcyposting#bootsposting#gore
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Bro. You are my muse now. I just read like half of your published works. You have single-handedly turned me into a Sanji girl. You’ve made points, and I’ve taken them.
(actual photo of me thinking about this all day)
it's Sanji's world and we're just living in it baby
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astarion: why does amma call you babygirl
shadowheart: how about w-
astarion: because sometimes a man wants to be babygirled too, you know? sometimes a man wants to feel appreciated??
#mean elf throuple tbt#i love them. so much.#shadowheart: nudges astarion with her foot#astarion: you KICK astarion? you KICK HIS BODY like the FOOTBALL?
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I want to see Bragi get punted like a football
"You!! I'll bet you're affiliated with that horrible brute that keeps causing me suffering, aren't you?!"
There's no possible way anyone else would want to punt him!
#anon ask#ask games#((you KICK bragi? you kick his body like the football? oh! oh! jail for anon! jail for anon for One Thousand Years!!!!))
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Everyone has the right to do whatever they want and to "curate their own experience" on here or whatever of course but like there is something to an artist in a circle you're in who you admire having you blocked. Like I say all the time I'm an annoying piece of shit but I don't like just how many people seem to have realized that I'm an annoying piece of shit lately LMAO
#every tf2 artist on earth please unblock my sideblog right now what did i ever do. you kick my body like the football#this is a nothing half-venty stupid post LMAO i might delete it later. but it's 4am and u guys get to hear this for now#open mick night#smth abt So many people's 'curated experience' being one without you in it... i think i'm funny idk!#at least THIS blog i could have Maybe said something you disagree with. my other blogs i'm literally just there for jokes for funsies
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Also Bob's april fool's prank is cutting off his other arm /j -- @/youbringtrouble
#galaxyinfinitum#You kick Sterber you kick his body like the football!? Jail for bobbert jail for bobbert for 10000 years 😭
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;; petition to have someone (most likely me) draw lil' buddy as miette
#;your local shibe ryn (ooc)#you KICK lil' buddy? you kick their body like the football? oh! oh!#jail for mother! jail for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!
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every time i encounter a cat/cat adjacent character my first instinct is to imagine them in the miette tweet. sorry
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[Image description: Barbie movie meme template with a picture of Miette. The caption reads, "This Barbie is being kicked like the football." End description.]
#you KICK miette?! You kick her body like the football?!#oh! oh! JAIL for mother! JAIL for mother for One Thousand Years!#kitty!
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I clicked in the tags of that genre poll and saw someone say they hate shoegaze and my vision started blurring
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say what you will about dua lipa it is kind of baller to make an extended version of every song on your least popular album
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