#you kick their body like the football?

[valkyurii]

she did not appreciate me flutin'

[you-get-me-closer-to-god]

Armand: please let me come with you both

Lestat and Gabrielle: You’re very cool and beautiful but…something is telling me I shouldn’t…

Armand, his eyes huge:

….you………reject??….Armand??? You reject him like the idiot?? Oh!! I curse you!! I curse you for one thousand years!!!

[midnightmadwoman]

You PUNCH Soldier Boy? You PUNCH him in his FACE? Oh! Oh! Jail for Butcher! Jail for Butcher for ONE THOUSAND YEARS!!!

[waterlogged-detective]

you call boots fat? you bully boots and call him fat? oh! oh! jail for doe! jail for doe for One Thousand Years!!!!

[sanjifucker42069]

Bro. You are my muse now. I just read like half of your published works. You have single-handedly turned me into a Sanji girl. You’ve made points, and I’ve taken them.

(actual photo of me thinking about this all day)

it's Sanji's world and we're just living in it baby

[ravnloft]

astarion: why does amma call you babygirl

shadowheart: how about w-

astarion: because sometimes a man wants to be babygirled too, you know? sometimes a man wants to feel appreciated??

[gummy-axolotl]

Would you let jax use you as a football

That entirely depends on what that entails

[sadfruittheatre-rp]

I want to see Bragi get punted like a football

"You!! I'll bet you're affiliated with that horrible brute that keeps causing me suffering, aren't you?!"

There's no possible way anyone else would want to punt him!

[biracy]

Everyone has the right to do whatever they want and to "curate their own experience" on here or whatever of course but like there is something to an artist in a circle you're in who you admire having you blocked. Like I say all the time I'm an annoying piece of shit but I don't like just how many people seem to have realized that I'm an annoying piece of shit lately LMAO

[strebcrarchivess]

Also Bob's april fool's prank is cutting off his other arm /j -- @/youbringtrouble

[shibemuses]

;; petition to have someone (most likely me) draw lil' buddy as miette

[computercreature]

every time i encounter a cat/cat adjacent character my first instinct is to imagine them in the miette tweet. sorry

[mayra-quijotescx]

[Image description: Barbie movie meme template with a picture of Miette. The caption reads, "This Barbie is being kicked like the football." End description.]

[stupidpop]

I clicked in the tags of that genre poll and saw someone say they hate shoegaze and my vision started blurring

[nextimeiny]

say what you will about dua lipa it is kind of baller to make an extended version of every song on your least popular album

[aliasknives]

you EVIL BOOP miette??