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Astarion being so hellbent on ascending tells me that he absolutely could get roped into a pyramid scheme under the right conditions, and seeing as how his character sheet says “this man is a literal con artist” I find that hilarious.
#op#bg3#astarion ancunin#like I mean obviously nobody’s immune to scam tactics when they’re vulnerable but it’s still ironic#imagine astarion doing an mlm pitch in your inbox#you just need to find 7000 more people to join your downline and you too can get double platinum vampire status
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