#you just don’t get this kind of stuff on Wattpad 😔

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I fucking love my readers

[boyinafandom]

OOOKKK SO I wrote this originally on ✨wattpad✨ and it got like 2k reads? But I deleted it (because I’m an ungrateful brat that doesn’t deserve love or whatever) but anyway here’s some story notes before we start

(Also my dumb ass accidentally posted this when it was unfinished and then had to delete it and start all over so…😔😔)

•y/n is a 25 y/o MALE because we need more male y/n content

•ej,jeff and Toby have a a brother like relationship, Jeff’s the oldest and ej and Toby are around the same age so you can decide for yourself who YOU think is older MMMKAYYY (i say as I bat my pretty little eyelashes at you)

•TW hint at y/n having a past sh problem

•this story is one of those biker sand pit show thingys (i don’t know what there called) but anyway short summary, ej and Toby work there part time (and so does Kate but that’s a minor thing) they find y/n they tell them to leave, they don’t so they tell y/n to get in the cage and if they don’t cry they can stay, and Toby ruffs em up or whatever blah blah blah *blows raspberry*

•also ej and y/n are lowkey in a relationship/Situationship and he gets mad jealous when Toby so much as talks to you, so be ready shawty 😈

______GAY PEOPLE<3______

A story by Me…LN :3

(THATS NOT THE NAME OF THE STORY I SWEAR😭😭😭)

“You’re not going,Y/N. It’s not safe.”

-Jeff a total of 5 hours ago when him and the pastas that could conceal there identities said they were going to a “cool motor party” or somthin I don’t know I heard party and saw my change to finally get out of the house. So I took it and snuck away when Jeff wasn’t paying attention and now I’m at this big ass party- more like event. Jesus have you seen this place???

I roll my eyes at the thought, and take a look around, the first thing I see is Kate selling drinks,and I knew it was Kate because Of that jacket she always wears, with a motorcycle cycle helmet on, I guess the employees have to wear them? I don't fuckin no, so I walk over to the stand, the top of the gazebo is blue, probably one of those cheap ones from Walmart or some shit, anyway | greet her, she recognizes me and hands me a red solo cup of [insert what you want to drink here lolz] and I wave bye and walk off.

I stop at the gate, the motorists are practicing before the show, so everyone here has a chance to roam and stuff, and y' know, get robbed or something, anyway I'm completely focused on these men, just wandering about,engines blare, sand is getting thrown from the weals.

And then I feel it, hands,No knuckles, rubbing up and down my back, I whip around, about to slap the bee-Jesus (ya like jazz 🐝??) out of the person who had the nerve to touch me…and then I paused.

“Oh…hey Jack.”

He had a helmet on, to hide his..demonic..appearance but I knew it was him, from his gloves, he wore them so no one would see his claws

“Hello love, I thought you weren’t aloud to be out here?”

“Because Jeff told me it was “dangerous”? He literally uses me as a “get out of ass beating free” card every time we’re on a mission together, I don’t value a single thing he says.”

He places his hands on my hips, lightly pulling me in

“Well, it’s good to see you.”

He smiles. God why do I fall for the dorks..?

“It’s good to see you to.”

Then Toby comes up behind him, rolling his deep, dark umber eyes (yes I did google “different types of brown” for this,SHUT-)

“Jesus could you be any more gay???? Like seri-seriously. This is just sad.”

He says with a stutter

“Kind of hard to be a dick when you have a chronic stutter problem gay boy”

(GOD I FUCKINH LOVE COLOR CODING.)

He rolles his eyes, his face mask slipping lightly off his nose,so he moves it back up, then his phone rings,he huffs and pulls it out of his pocket and picks it up.

“WHAT.?”

Me and Jack look at each-other

“Jesus fuck Ben are you serious??? You had one job. One fucking job.”

He looks pissed, he wasn’t usually this easy to aggravate.Maybe his bipolar is acting up?I think he might’ve been out of those meds.

“You.”

Toby points at me.

“What.”

“You’re getting in the cage.”

“No the actual fuck he is not.”

Jack says, I can feel his grip on my waist tightening

“Fuck off Toby.”

“No. There not even supposed to be here. You heard Jeff.”

Jack let’s go of my waist, getting in Toby’s face

“Oh yea? And you’re gonna do what. Make them??”

“No. But how about this? They get in the cage, and if they make it out without pissing there pants they can stay. Ok!?”

Jack turns to look at me

“Sure I guess”

I say with a shrug

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As I get into the cage I feel Toby eyeing me from afar

“Ok so all you have to do is keep your arms up or close to your body, and if me or Toby hands you anything keep it close to your body ok?”

I nod

“Ok great, the show will start soon, so just be ready.”

Then he walks out of the cage and after a few minutes I hear engines blaring, people cheering, so I throw my arms up and wait, the black tank top I was wearing lightly rising up, and in a moment there was a man in the cage with me,the visor on the helmet lifted so I could tell who it was,it was Jack, I’m surprised he could operate a motorcycle with such lack of vision.

He did rings around the cage, as he went his hands layed on my chest, shoulders, waist and back, he loved to touch me, that was evident, his favorite activity when we were alone together was to trace my scars, getting visibly upset when I told him there was more then the ones on my arms, he hated the idea that I wanted to hurt myself, and that I used to.

After about 5 minutes of spinning he exits the cage, it goes silent for a minute, and it stays silent..and it stays silent.. I want to turn around, to see why it was so silent, and then the noise started back up again, thankfully, and Toby entered the cage.

He however was not as fun to be around as Jack, he was going insanely fast around the cage. Batting at me with his nails, leaving red marks and lashes all over my upper body, one on my face to, this went on for what felt like hours.

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Yet another unsatisfying ending from me :3

[vminizzle]

soo i know i said bye for real in the last one, but hehe here i am....

....again

I was wondering IF YOU SAW JUNGKOOK'S LIVE??? LIKE MAN'S GOT ME DELULU !?!?!?

oh and did you watch barbie or Oppenheimer? oh and your thoughts on it.

ok i swear im done now okie byebyebye

(also my wattpad is A_bhandari or book_lover(s?) idek 😭)

(and ignore most of my stuff on it, i made it is so long it's very cringe and im too lazy to change it 😔😭)

(byee love youu)

(really sorry if I'm annoying you though or anyone else idk?)

I honestly don’t mind having you again in my ask ahah

I DOOOOOOO I SAW THE LIVE YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT !!! HE IS THE REASON WHY I’M MENTALLY NOT STABLE !! I’M DELUSIONAL BECAUSE OF HIM I’M SICK 😭😭

yes, I watched barbie !!! And it was barbitastic (damn that was a terrible pun, I apologize for it)

I loved it !! Everything was just wonderful! The whole movie really caught me! I was so into it. Plus, i love Margot and Ryan, they’re both one of my favs actors. I loved the story.

Barbie and Ken don’t ending up together really made me feel some kind of mixed feelings. I don’t know if you get it? He was funny ngl. But I liked the way barbie told him to try to find himself, that was cool. Because he was so dependent of her.

What about you?? Which movie did you watch? Both? What’s your thoughts about them?

(I won’t ignore it hehe 😼)

(You’re not annoying at all :( I love it! Please if really makes me happy !! Love youuuuu 💕)

[m1ckeyb3rry]

Bro the colored baby tabieita…I cannot I just need to squish them rn

Also YOU DID NOT JUST CHURN OUT PART ONE OF AN OTOYA SERIES LMAOOOOOO (I’m abt to run to read it after this) full conversion….this truly has been miraeita guys (also full angst??? Im usually not strong enough for sad endings but im reading this anyways no one can stop me)

Karasu hating sea creatures so real…I can imagine him having a debate with Bachira where Bachira’s like “I like dolphins! They look fun” (canon) and karasus like “bro dolphins are EVIL have you heard of the crimes they commit against each other?? Yer being FOOLED by their faces” LMFAOOO

And fr I cannot wait to reread all of the nel together once it’s finished waiting each week has me dying LOL I am curious about how it’s gonna go after nel though because as much as I cope something tells me we’re a little over halfway through the entirety of BLLK which kinda makes me sad

I accidentally started lurking on Reddit when I was trying to find chapter links LMAOO unfortunate series of events truly….

Ah yes the wattpad pipeline…classic coming of age kind of benchmark event LMAOO

-Karasu anon

THEY’RE SO SQUISHY CUTE I LOVEEE THEM I NEED TO EAT KARASU AND PUNT OTOYA

HELP MEE dude he won me over 😭😭😭 this truly was our miraeita…the strangers to enemies lovers arc we went through was insane 😔 and yes i do fear we’re in for a mostly angsty ride but i hope you enjoy anyways 😏 there will be sass and humor interspersed throughout though dw it won’t just be grimdark!!

HAHAHA karasu found out about dolphins being assaulters and he gets so mad about it that he cannot let anyone enjoy them in peace 😓 he ruins bachira’s innocence by detailing how evil dolphins are (kurona’s cheering him on though because he’s team shark)

i’m so worried abt what comes after nel too 😫 what am i going to do once bllk is finished 😰 i feel like nel has felt like such a final arc (maybe because it’s lasted so long) so it’s hard to imagine what’s going to happen next

omg that reminds me of how i joined a discord server solely to get jjk leaks…pretty sure i’m one of the only women on there based on how misogynistic everyone is lowkey but what can you do 😔 i don’t even use discord tbh HAHA i’ve had it for a couple of years but besides using it to check leaks it’s dead on my phone

wattpad is a canon event for many…what determines its merit is whether you stay on wp or move on from it!! i’ve heard a lot of people on social media say that THOSE booktok readers (iykyk) are just adults who never had wattpad phases and honestly i could not agree more. a lot of stuff being published now feels much more wp quality than ao3 (for the sake of the analogy) which sucks imo 😵‍💫 the tropification/badly-written-smutification of literature 💔 (obv not every modern book is like this there’s a LOT that are excellent it’s just a trend in what i’ve noticed is being aggressively marketed even by companies like barnes and noble)