#you just can't give me a family of 2 science autistics + 1 craftswoman + emo son and NOT EXPECT THEM TO BE MY FAVES

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I have finally begun playing Stardew Valley

Me: *Long detailed rant about the dynamics of the mountain household and my exact plans to befriend/date every single one of them and also fix every problem they have ever had*

My friend: Cool! So what are your thoughts on Elliot?

Me: Who?

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Robin: It gets lonely up here in the mountains! Please come visit us.

Me, who has been visiting every day: .....Ok

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Robin and Demetrius: *Hanging out in the kitchen together*

Me: Google.com how to ask people if they want to be a throuple with me

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Maru: If you have any spare metal, give it to me and I'll use it to tinker!

Me, marching into the mines 4 days in a row: Getting gifts for my future wife. This is an investment.

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Sebastian: *Stays in his room for like 1/2 the day*

Me, trying to get up to the room access friendship level: LET ME IN LET ME GIVE YOU ANOTHER SHELL YOU WILL LIKE THIS ONE