#you hypocrite

[hellobitchlet]

I have a lot of thoughts about Topaz and the IPC that this update has brought up again, but I'm going to wait until I actually finish the event and stuff before I post them.

For now, I'm just going to leave it at this; I genuinely believe that Topaz had the perfect set up to be Hoyo's best written, complex villain since Otto if she had been done properly. But their insistence on pretending that she's a good person and that there's literally anything good about what she tried to do to Belobog instantly ruined it, and the doubling down on her being 'good' and allowing her to have a good friendship with Trailblazer (while they're acting weirdly about Boothill for merely stealing things in his texts) is just making everything worse.

[dailytraingirl]

i didnt have it in myself to go with grace

and youre the hero, flying around, saving face

and if im “dead to you”, why are you at the wake?

cursing my name, wishing i stayed

look at how my tears ricochet

[mademoiselle-red]

Laurie Odell: “I can’t be with Ralph because I don’t want to be one of Sandy’s crowd” 😤😤😤

Ralph Lanyon: “You’re right Spud, those parties are distasteful” 😤😤😤

Mary Renault, drags her girlfriend and two colleagues into a “notorious” gay nightclub: “this is relaxing and wholesome” 😇😇😇

From the Sweetman biography:

[bibannana]

Rex *lecturing Coy (He is an OC. No I have no more details than him.)*: This behaviour is unbelievable-!

Fives *behind Rex*: I can't believe anyone would go behind Rex's back and not follow orders.

Rex *pauses and turns too look at Fives with an are you kidding me face*: Really?

Fives *nods*: Yes. You deserve to be treated with respect Captain.

Echo *standing next to Fives with an incredulous look*: The audacity of this-

Fives *blinks*: What?

[ghostrealmgatekeeper]

Elysium, we know the truth.

What ever are you talking about, dear?

[leejihoonownsmyheart]

I JS SAW 🫨 ANON ASK SFHJ STOP NO ML UR LITEARLLY BEAUTIFUL (we never saw each others faces) ALTHOUGH I CAN FEEL THROUGH THE SCREEN YOURE ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS (you too brie ofcofc)

HAHASHDBJ BUT MY IRL WAS ABLE TO GIVE A COMEBACK SO FAST SINCE I LITEARLLY CALL HER A SLUT ALL THE TIME😭 hear me out okay please guys so one day she randomly called me a slut when i said that idubilu choreo is super slutty and then like idk after that day i had it out for her and i keep calling her that.. LIKE WHEN I CALL HER I TEXT

'pick up

slut!' (taylor reference)

BUT I WILL PROUDLY SAY THAT I CLAP BACK BETTER THAN ALL OF THEM‼️‼️ she js got lucky there since i always say slutty or cunty to every little thing LMAO

but brie you should come over i can do your makeup for you😝⁉️⁉️ i do light makeup tho so heads up its going to look super natural😭 ppl can tell theres makeup but its light🔥🔥

brie my love get some sleep why am i getting dms from you past 12am smh

-🤤 anon. this is kinda hypocritical but i did not get sleep the past 2 days but hear me out its not my fault bc i went to bed kinda early but i js didnt fall asleep and then after when i woke up right before sunrise i couldnt fall back asleep for a good 2 hours ANYWAYS THIS ASK IS GETTING LONG GOODBYE 😭😭

IM NOT GONNA LIKE WHEN I SAW THAT INITIAL ASK I WAS SUPER JEALOUS i was like wtf they got to see each other and i DIDNT haha y’all BETTER include me in your cute friendship shit

Hmmm i will trust you that you just have naturally good clapback but idk your friends sound pretty dang cool

I WOULD LOVE YOU TO DO MY MAKEUP i’ll be over in five and we HAVE to watch Pjo while we hang out sorry it’s not an option

ALSO I CAN GO TO SLEEP WHENEVER THE HECK I WANT TO YOURE NOT MY DAD

[captainjonnitkessler]

Sometimes I wish we would start calling out the performative radicalism on this site for the poser bullshit it is. "Remember, it's always morally correct to kill a cop!" "Don't forget to firebomb your local government office!" "Wow, it sure would be a shame if these instructions on how to make a molotov cocktail got spread around!"

Okay. But you're not killing cops or firebombing government offices. You are posting on a dying microblogging website to a carefully-curated echo chamber that has radicalized itself into thinking that taking the absolute most extreme position on any subject is praxis but that anyone discussing the most practical way to effect actual change is your sworn enemy. You do not have the street cred OR the activist cred to be talking about killing cops, babe.

[theterrancrowe]

POV: you call all gen alpha slang brainrot (you hate children):

[cashmoneyyysstuff]

it sounds stupid, but katsuki absolutely hates it when you cross your arms. it’s like you’re closing yourself off from him and he doesn’t like it. not one bit. so yeah, even if you’re arguing and he’s mad at you. he gives himself a second to cool down and with a huff he grips your arms and pulls them apart. he doesn’t keep ahold of them, he’s still mad. but he just. pulls them away from your chest and rips loose the muscles that were once locked in place.

“don’t fuckin’ do that.” he grumbles, before crossing his own arms seconds later.

[sweepingboy]

you know he can’t get a concussion right

[beybuniki]

finals season for grad student Izuku (The Lore in the tags)

[cynicalmusings]

i know this would never take off, because trying to get a group of people on tumblr to do something is like herding cats, but could the x reader fandom agree on a collective tag to use for ambiguous drabble-style posts with multiple character names at the bottom? e.g. ‘#adapt drabbles’ or ‘#archetype drabbles’ or something along those lines, just so that people who don’t like reading them can block the tag (and that those who do can follow it!)

(for clarity, i’m referring to the post style which is roughly as follows:)

[a piece of text — usually a description or short passage of some sort, using the characters’ pronouns but without specifying a name] CHARACTER, character, character, character, CHARACTER, character, CHARACTER, character + your favs!

[feluka]

If you're asking "why are western christians not condemning the bombing of palestinian churches?!" I would highly recommend researching and reading up on the term "Biblical Orientalism"; it's the same reason European and American missionaries have attempted to "convert" the already Christian Arab population.

If you've already figured out that the answer is racism, you'd be right, but I would still recommend reading about biblical orientalism if only to fully understand this specific flavor of racism, how it affects Christian Palestinians, and how it is weaponized in the context of Zionism.

[thewistlingbadger]

Fuck Miguel because HES actually the first anomaly. He abused his power/ability to travel between universes to take the place of someone else. Had he not done that, that universe and everything in it would still be around. But Miles? Miles ACCIDENTALLY got bit by spider that wasn't where it was supposed to be. How tf was he supposed to know that?

[cspcrashing]

cheng xiaoshi, you... really have no clue, do you ?

[thevoidstaredback]

How To Balance Your Daytime and Nighttime Activities So That You Don't Burn Yourself Out More Than You Already Have

It had been a long few minutes since he'd opened the door and there were a lot of questions running through Dick's head. Most pressing of which was how this kid seems to have information he should not have.

"How did you..?" he asked, but the words wouldn't leave completely. There's so much he wants to know, so much he wants to ask.

"How do I what?" Danny tilted his head like the child he seems to be is.

"How do you know?" Dick knows he sounds weak. There's no hiding that, but there are a lot of implications in what the kid has said so far and none of it is painting a very happy picture for him.

"Oh!" Danny had the audacity to smile, "You want to know how I know you moonlight as a vigilante!" And of course he knows. Dick knows he knows, but he'd held a little bit of hope that the child Danny was mistaken. Danny's smile softened a bit as he explained, "Your hair and voice match up in both jobs almost perfectly. Not to mention your build and how you hold yourself. There's also the matter of your overall vibes, but that's not something living beings can normally pick up on." Excuse him? "Well, not living humans, at least, so no worries on that end!"

"Excuse me?" Dick was fairly sure his heart just stopped beating for a moment there.

"Anyway, I was a hero back home for a while, too. I know what it's like to have to walk the tightrope between maintaining a civilian cover and a hero persona. I know how it feels to have to keep secrets from everyone because anyone who knows will be in danger." he rambled, Though, admittedly, our circumstances are quite different. I was working as a hero all hours of the day as well as going to school. You only have to worry about properly balancing between day and night jobs. Either way, me having more to bounce between just makes me al the more qualified to help you!"

Oh. Oh he did not like that. He didn't like a single thing that just came out of the kid's mouth. Because that's what he is, a kid. "Are you...Are you alright?"

"Not in the slightest," Danny admitted with an even smaller smile. Then, it brightened, not quite to a grin, but to something similar, "But I'm here to make sure you are."

He gets points for being honest, but Dick felt his heart shatter. He knew for a fact that he'd never worked with this kid before. He also knew that the Justice League didn't know about him. If they did, he would've been picked up and dropped with either the Young Justice team or the Titans.

Dick wasn't going to ask why he became a hero because that's not his place. It's more of a 'third mission with the team' kind of questions, anyway. Most of the heroes didn't have many options when they took up the mantle. Asking what Danny can do is a more appropriate question, but he wasn't going to ask that, either.

"Now that that's out of the way," Danny turned a few pages from the table of contents to another one that was topped with 'Why Sleep Scheduling Is Important' in the blue glitter pen that Dick was starting to suspect he favored. "You're not getting enough sleep. Following you around - no one's been able to find me for a while, so don't worry about that - for the last two weeks has given me some really worrisome information on you."

Dick was worrying. He was worrying a lot and even more questions were coming to the forefront of his mind.

"Your dayjob is as an officer on the Bludhaven Police Force, or BPD for short." He was looking over the page he'd turned to very aptly and Dick realized that the kid had notes written on him. "The average hours per week for police across the country is forty hours. Gotham and Bludhaven are the exceptions. As a member of the BPD, you work a solid two days and two hours. Six nights a week, you work as Nightwing from eight in the evening to three in the morning. The last day, you take off, which is good. No deserable pattern, so good on you for that. Regardless, that's seven hour nights and ten hour days, with one day off and one day on call as an officer. Seven hours are now left in your day for personal time, eating, and sleeping. That's not a healthy way to live."

Oh, god, the kid had honest to god notes on him! What the hell!

Danny didn't even skip a beat as he pulled Dick's attention back to him and his binder. "I've drawn up a schedule for you to follow." The back of the page had a meticulously drawn schedule, complete with blocks of time to eat, sleep, work both jobs, travel, personal time, and still have a bit extra left over. It was titled 'Ideal End Result' in green marker. "Drastic changes right away will only affect you negatively, so we're starting off smaller." The next page over had another schedule titled 'Where To Begin'. "I've only pulled one hour from your Nightwing hours because I know important that time is to you and the city. I am, however, going to be having you submit an appeal to your boss to cut back your hours from fifty a week to forty a week. That way, you'll only be working eight hours a day and not ten. You'll still be on call for one day, and you'll have that last day off. Altogether, you'll be going be going from working seventeen hours a day to fourteen hours a day. Nine in the morning to five in the afternoon, and eight in the evening to two in the morning. Not including breaks at work or travel time. It opens up a few more hours for you to sleep!"

"You really think the chief is going to pull back my hours?" Dick raised an eyebrow in question.

"He will if he knows what's good for him."

"You know I can arrest you for that threat, right?"

"Yeah, but you won't." And, damn it, he's right.

Although, there was now another thing he had to know. "How to you plan on enforcing this schedule of yours?"

Danny seemed to have been waiting for this. He got a gleam in his eye as he pulled a black folder from his bag, not breaking eye contact with Dick. He placed it on the table and pushed it across. "Congratulations, it's a boy."

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