#you have kitkats and mars bar in the cupboard
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My little cousin that we’re babysitting stole my last cans of Pepsi in the middle of the night how am I supposed to FUEL MY ADDICTIONNNN
#also right I was looking for food and just said idk what to have for lunch out loud#and she was like#you have kitkats and mars bar in the cupboard#bro had been snooping though our cupboards 😂#mum had to tell her she can’t eat them bc it’s mine and my friends to take when we get tattoo today lmfaoooo#I actually dont like children lol#(not bc of the Pepsi dw)#she’s a little thief and a liar and still shits herself for attention#(real)#😃#not to out anyone’s business lol she won’t know it’s fine u don’t know her#(no she’s not a small child)#(she should have grown out of this stuff years ago)
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do you have thoughts on hersheys/american chocolate
to be frank i don't know what "american chocolate" reeeaaally means. like. do kitkats and mars and twix and stuff count? they're not chocolate per se, more like chocolate fingers. but if those are included, yea all that shablang is good but arguably more for the filling than for the chocolate itself (but since they're so common maybe they're france/europe-made and if so they definitely taste differently than real usamerican ones)
also i am not the best one to answer this kind of question cuz i have a very low sugar tolerance, i'm not a chocolate bar addict and i'm not a snacker in general at all. so yknow!! maybe biased answer!!
now to the taste test.
i have gone to three different superstores, a sweets-specialised store and a usamerican-specialised store and this is the only type of hershey's i could find so very limited choice here (arguably since it's not a plain chocolate i'd argue the test is null and void but let's carry on regardless)
(+ reese's cup cuz it's very usamerican, it's not very common and i never had one before. although it belongs to the chocolate finger kind of sweets)
the reese's cup is genuinely a horrible, awful snack. i'll be completely honest and had "mini reese's cups" before this test (i'm writing this live btw) and i was very close to just spit it all out because of how disgusting it was to me. and it happened again with the big ones lmao, albeit they were more balanced. by the second cup it's a bit enjoyable but it's really not . good. milk chocolate + peanut butter is Not It (never had peanut butter before so maybe it's solely because of the pb). plus it's sooooo sugary. i'm not gonna sleep tonight after this. i feel like i drank a cup of monster energy drink but there's no caffeine so it's not even worth it
now the hershey's – i took a square of black chocolate for cooking before hand to remember the taste of my usual chocolate (i don't like black chocolate but still. For Reference i had to). soooo. it's good. i like milk chocolate so it's very nice and the crunchy of the biscuit is cool, i like crunchy things. the milk chocolate feels very similar to the white chocolate i'm used to, albeit more sugary maybe. hard to tell with the biscuit. taste wise it's good. however the squares are very little (height-wise) compared to my usual chocolate bars so it's very unsatisfying hunger-wise, a feeling which i don't have AT ALL with my usual chocolate bars (4 squares and i'm usually "ok that's enough chocolate") so i understand better how you can just eat that stuff up until your cupboard is empty
so anyways. that's my review for that particular type of hershey's lmao. would eat again. i'd rather buy a snickers instead though. if i ever encounter regular hershey's i'll do an update i guess. but the reese's cups can fuck right off
#long rambling#ask#mmm choccy#thamks zap#also i honestly am a Kinder bitch auggHHHHH THEYRE SO GOOD#reese's and hershey's don't even come close to the sweet taste of chocobons (my fav chocolate snack) mmmmm#also i was raised near belgium and those bastards KNOW how to do good chocolate and so. yea . hershey's really lowtier compared to these im#or well. for that one kind of hershey's i had#fuming there's no more kinds aughhhggg#i won't buy it online btw dont ask#anyways thats all i guess hehe#i hope my Review™ was fine to read#(if i don't write an essay every time i write something down i explode btw)
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