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isfjmel-phleg · 1 year ago

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Strategically choosing which Christmas tag to put on which coworker's Christmas present so I don't get any smart remarks about the heathen tree that says *gasp* "Happy Holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas" or the snowflake which might prompt associations with a popular insult.

#random personal stuff #you gentlemen get a stocking and a snowman and I am begging you to be nice about it #I almost feel like I'm back at the church I used to go to where I tried everything I could think of to avoid #situations in which an elderly man who fancied himself a wit could make 'jokes' that embarrassed me #...where is the button that I can press that will make everyone interact kindly with each other all the time #take me to it and I will hold it down forever and cure SO MUCH stress

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