#you for sure have to invest in some liquid lipstick that’s ‘eddie-proof’ as you put it

[ghost-proofbaby]

I feel like eddie definitely loves elvira like he has one of those magazine posters of hers somewhere in his dresser

oh 100%. that man is such a sucker for elvira and mortician adams and such. if you ever decided to dress up as one of them for halloween, he’d lose his goddamn mind.

you’d initially bring it up casually (after finding that said magazine — but he doesn’t need to know that) and already his heart would be skipping beats thinking about you in that fashion, but when a few weeks pass and you actually do it? oh. oh dear lord help the boy. he’d be so dramatic about it. worshiping you and kissing the ground you walk on the entire night, never going more than a few minutes without complimenting you. at the first reveal he’s doing his chest stabbing moment, falling back on the couch and playing dead. you’d be giggling and lean over him like “get up, dumb ass” and he’d just mutter out the corner of his mouth “i can’t, your beauty killed me” with his eyes still closed.

and you’d tease him, saying, “oh, yeah? that’s a shame. guess i’ll have to go find someone else to be the gomez to my morticia-“

in an instant that boy is sitting back up and wrapping his arms around you to pull you into him as he starts to kiss you all over, and you’d resist complaining “my makeup, eddie!” and he’d just have his mouth still latched onto your neck as he said “don’t care. fix it later.” before kissing your red lips 🥺

he definitely ends up wearing more of your lipstick than you are, and he definitely doesn’t bother cleaning it off