#you dont understand the brainrot is so real

[closetchild]

no please keep going about your gazette essay,,, pls the audience needs to hear it 🤲

hrmm ill level with you... its such an unfounded, menial hatred that i have for the gazette, and im embarrassed by it. like i dont really have an opinion on the members or music either way, its just that gaze fans who ONLY listen to gaze/diru piss me off. theyll really say things like 'vkei brainrot' this 'vkei ruined my life' that and its just??? where??? youve barely hears anything! theres so many incredibly unique and experiemental vkei bands with such ABSURD amounts of talent coming from their members, and its such a travesty that people who are supposedly ~big fans~ of the genre wont ever bother delving into alllllll the masterworks that arent up on spotify

like this is all just coming from a place of love u understand. i wish more people took the initiative to download obscure music and learn more about the bands that shared a scene with and influenced gaze/diru/whoever

[astarriscus]

huh what i just saw art of kaeya and one of his lines "i didn't know you were such a slacker" and then somehow made a very quick relation to akechi's passive aggressiveness and thought . detective (prince) kaeya

[kil9]

im always saying this im so smart my loading time is just so slow....

[thatdeadaquarius]

Was reading thru ur answered asks again (also hey lol i CAME BACK--) and like. Oh my god. It gave me The Most Idea.

So you get isekaied to Teyvat right? They hear your og language, they revere every single worf from your mouth, yadda yadda yadda. But like. How does SLANG AND THE OTHER ASPECTS OF UR OG LANGUAGE translate. I am having VERY heavy flashbacks to Pokemons "jelly filled donuts".

So like-- for example: (this is the first one that came to my head dont judge me i am tumblr trash) (lets also assume that traveler has perfect understanding of ur language and slang and all the nuances of it)

Lets say you and the traveler were hanging out with some of the Vision holders, and the traveler had some shenanigans and pranks or something planned. After they pull their shit, you say "i hate you so much (affectionate)". Which kind of throws the Vessels in for a loop because like-- their god literally just said they HATED someone. And hate is a PRETTY STRONG WORD. So they should DEFINITELY strike them down for catching their gods ire but-- AFFECTIONATE????? how does one hate someone affectionately???????? Does this mean their god hates the traveler but decided to recind their hate last second? Is it some form of Divine and Holy emotion that cannot be described by the mere words of their language????

Meanwhile youre just there vibin and having a blast with the traveler while you casually give them a philosophical crisis AHAHAHA

Another example is shortened words-- because i know teyvat doesnt have shit like "ily" or "omg" or "lmao" or "fyi" or "brb". Because honestly, without the cultural knowledge and background of the internet, these sets of letters are just fucking GIBBERISH.

And i know that like-- i know enough internet slang abbreviations that i can literally just talk in jumbles of letters, so how in the WORLD would the vessels interpret that? Because its very clear that their god is just using the letters of their language, HELL they might even use Teyvatian letters so what in the world are they saying????

So theyd just hear a convo between the traveler and reader thats like:

Reader: traveler, i gtg asap; tldr i forgot some stuff back in the cr brb

Traveler: wait fr?

Reader: yeah fr

Traveler: lol f

Reader: (sighs) ffs man-- anyways brb for real

Traveler: cya

And the vessels are just watching the exchange like "huh?? What????? What just happened here??????" And theyre just wondering if they used teyvatian to talk in the "divine language of the gods" but nah-- yall are just dickin around AHAHA

Hey, so it came to my attention some of this was AAVE, and while i am southern so things like "ya'll" got included w/o me thinking - thats not an excuse for me to use this as a white person.

so if you wouldnt mind letting me please know if i do this as we talk abt language more and more - i do not want to repeat shit like this again.

I'm genuinely sorry to any black readers out there.

I've personally seen and cringed with you when I see imagines/reader things that assume a white person as default,

All I can do in ur eyes is promise that I am actively putting a stop to my ignorance of things like AAVE, and ask for forgiveness (which you arent obligated to give, never feel that way).

So with that in mind, read the ask below with caution, although it has since been edited.

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ITS YOU!! >:D

A treat for ur ask my liege 🤲🍪✨️

I think u were literally the first asker after my first SAGAU/Isekai language brainrot post!! Omg u came back with a banger LMAO

What in the public menace is this...

(Gif is traveler and u pranking bitches)

Traveler knowing our world + language + SLANG?? INTERNET?? is SUCH A CONCEPT

So much room for inside jokes

I absolutely love the first one u said about phrases these days/gen z ig? slang

Its like so dramatic now that i think about it

Hate / love / dead / die / just straight up threats towards ur friends as affection or if theyre annoying u 😭

So many explicitives that make it hit harder too "go fucking die, my love <3"

^^^Or yeah like contradictions lol

♤

I think it was @nexylaza (srry abt the tag!) who replied to one of my earlier asks about blunt language how that might sound like to Teyvatians like ur emotions sound more extreme than what u actually feeling (which makes sense ur literally using hate = mildly dislike LMAO)

Same situation here like what u said ^^^

♧

(Ok i did lovely Aether awhile back so we'll go w/ Lumine this time! <3 u Aether!!)

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*idk at an event/party for your arrival or something, and ya hungry fucks r hoarding the buffet table lol 🍻

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You: "Shut the fuck up Lumine-"

Lumine: "Why r u pouring ur drink like ur in a earthquake lmao? Shaky hands lol"

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*The immediate area of people around you go dead silent

*Lumine laughs

💀💀!!

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Lumine: "Your gonna miss our cups LMAO"

You: "Bitch!" (u grinnin too lol)

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*the whole rooms now quiet 😭

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Lumine: "Don't spill- 🤣"

You: "I fucking hate you u whore <3"

(And u give the most genuine like abt to laugh smile🥰 )

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*...a confused and kinda scared tension fills the room lol

*So poor Noelle, is like, oh. my. god. Creator is that upset with Lumine?? I must try to see what happened, how I can help! I dont remember Lumine doing anything bad to them! Shes wonderful y u do this to her 🥲

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Noelle: "Uh, um, e-excuse me? Is every-everything al-alright, Y-y-your Majesty?"

You: "Huh? Yeah why??"

Noelle: "...w-well..."

UR FACE LIKE "😗?" LMFAO

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*The room is staring at Lumine, in a mix of like shock, fear, and a little admiration for taking ur hate?? mood swing??? so well,,

theyre just waiting on Noelle to get an answer from you as to why you hate someone u seemed to care so much about, esp since they were ur first vessel 💀

look what you did their poor hearts u gonna give them a heart attack soon

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Noelle: "A-a-a-a-are y-y-you s-sure??"

SHE IS SWEATIN

You: "🤨🤨??"

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*Lumine finally notices why theyre all quiet and kinda concerned looking, bc u sure as hell wouldnt 😭 (i mean it is normal speech for u)

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And Lumine's like: "No Noelle we're all good! It's just how Your Grace's home world, er, speaks for slang? Its overexagerated purposely dont worry love"

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*Im sure they dont all believe her (or even you if u tell them 😭) and are just like,, REALLY NERVOUS CHUCKLING WHILE LIKE SWEATING-

And it takes a good like 10 minutes for the conversations to start getting back to their volume again, and they all still are looking over their shoulder checking on you guys 😰

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(U did pour drinks w/o spillin tho🍻)

♡

THE TEXTING SLANNGGG

Ok, but u and Lumine would fucking write letters to people, and being the little shits pranksters u are,

(Bc u kno Teyvat dont got nothing else bc we're in the medival ages, besides having cameras- 🙄 )

And u guys r constantly-

"oh yes yes, that sounds all well and good Keqing, please inform the Qixing that I'll be there ASAP"

AND THEN-

"oh haha, silly me, i forgot that only Lumine/you get that stuff, sorryyyy 😋!!!"

SOME PUBLIC MENACES LMFAO PLEASE

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And it just spreads to ALLLL the official documents u write or literally any letters sent to anybody-

And everyone else is feeling like the friend that got sacrificed to walk in the grass instead of the sidewalk 💀💀

While also being like "??¿?¿??? 🥲🥲😀😀???"

Is this ancient code?? Why does Lumine get to know it??

Why dont the like??? really old deities understand it??!!

But then nerds like Tighnari, Albedo, Alhaitham, Zhongli, Sucrose, Ayaka, Kokomi, Xingqiu, Childe, Yanfei, Shenhe, Kazhua, Sara, Ayato, Heizou, Cyno, Kaeya

Try to "solve" the letters or slang, poor things and not a single one of them gets it (y did u do this to them lmao)

(God i finally looked at a character list so i wouldnt leave anyone out, but theres so many of these fucks by now help)

^^^But all these ppl try to solve it in different ways/for different reasons that im too lazy to type out individually, u can see it right??

Some see this as an ancient scholarly code thing, some of them think of it like a rlly hard puzzle, and some just rlly want to put the mental effort into knowing/not being left out 😭😭

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And if anybody happens to see some letter exchanges w/ Lumine or like any written responses, you do not. stop. using. text slang. back to back.

(Like what u put in the ask💀)

And its so miserable for those characters mentioned especially, bc they look like scrambled letters 😭

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Honestly them seeing u two talk to each other via letters just proves that the letters even mean anything at all to them, bc how did u understand each other, otherwise???!!

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(No one would ever realize u guys were fucking around unless u told them 💀)

✨️Sorry✨️this✨️isnt✨️that✨️great✨️i✨️just✨️wanted✨️ to✨️ expand✨️ on✨️ what ✨️u ✨️already ✨️had ✨️nothing ✨️new✨️ 🧚🏽‍♀️🧚🏽‍♀️

I felt feral and out of it when i wrote this, i literally dont remember a single word i typed on that bullet list..

SO i still have asks/requests im gonna answer but i will be posting my follower event poll!! CLICK ME :) ♡

Yall get to choose what i write about for some posts :D

(You can be a new follower!)

✨️

BTW

UR SO BIG BRAIN SMART 2ND RANDOM U EVEN THOUGHT ABT TEYVATIAN LETTERS GETTING INCLUDED ADHJSLALASLL

WHAT A GENIUS

I hope my shit writing was somewhat ok of a reply to read to pay u back for that great idea lol

Cheers,

🌒🌧🌊Aquarius♒️🌌🌘

♡the beloveds

@karmawonders

[silentmoths]

*ahem* may this wayward soul request some demon zhongli spice please and thank you? the man IS named after a duke of hell after all-

( go crazy, moth, make this shit kinky )

also hi i'm sliding into your inbox again-

oh bitch you know me so fuckn well, also cheers for this ask keeping me in brainrot hell for several days-

LESSGO-

Demon Zhongli/Morax x Exorcist G/N Reader

NSFW, Ritual sex, fuck or die, Virgin Reader, corruption via sex, sadomasochism

"He is trapped within...we've tried multiple times ourselves to excorcise him but...we simply are not strong enough.." The priest before you sighs, you nod in understanding, placing a reassuring hand on his shoulder.

"I've never met a demon I could not exorcise, my friend. I will see this beast off." you reassure, the kindly old priest smiles warmly at you, nodding his head.

"Be weary of the beasts wicked silver tongue, may god have mercy."

It's your turn to nod, making your way down the hall and to the heavy wooden doors leading to the room they had managed to contain the demon within, even from out here you can feel the strength of the magics used to keep him at bay...just what on earth had brought such a powerful creature to your world? The room is dark as you enter, lit only by torchlight. Before you sits a man...well, what used to be a man.. if not for the golden horns branching from his head, the dark scalera, the fangs and the long, serpentine tail, tipped with shimmering golden fur, that is.

The demon raises an eyebrow, golden eyes roaming your form, and you shudder.

"State your name, demon." You demand, his lips slowly form into a smile.

"My, my, such spunk from such a little thing...surely they must be scraping the bottom of the barrel if this is all they have left to attempt an exorcism."

you dont respond, he was goading you, you knew that. Demons did so love to try and get a rise out of their captors. if they found a weakness, they'd exploit it. you held no weakness here.

"State. your. name." You repeat again, his grin only widens.

"Zhongli."

"That is the name of the human you have posessed, demon. your real name."

he chuckles, leaning back in his chair. you're sure if it wasn't for the ritual circle drawn around him, he would have already attempted to attack you, this one was smart.

"You should know a demon does not give his name so easily, little one."

"If you want your exorcism to be swift and painless, you should."

'Zhongli' tilts his head back and laughs, cold and malicious. "Oh little thing, you've no idea who I am... how quaint.."

"you are a demon, plain and simple"

"And you are nothing more than an excorcist. you have never been anything else, I can see it in your eyes... you showed promise as a youngster and have been forced to preform these silly rituals for the public's peace of mind since....you are tired, are you not?"

"Silence-"

"You were sold off to the church as a child, you have no friends, do not know your family, the church is all you know, all you are, all you will ever be.-"

"Cease your words-"

"You have so much more potential, so much untapped power, you are who I have sought for millenia."

wait, what?

"What would a demon possibly want with an excorcist?" you shouldn't ask, you shouldn't bite, but after two decades of nothing but the same song and dance every day... 'Zhongli' smiles at you.

"In order for me to tell you, you and I must make a deal-"

"Absolutely not, a deal with a demon? and here I thought you were smart."

"You havent even heard my terms yet, I'm wounded." Said demon simpers, shooting you a glance through his fluttering eyelashes. "Besides, if you come out the victor of my little game, I will answer every question you've ever had about yourself, about your role, your place in life...surely someone of your standing would find that...agreeable?"

Your eye twitches, something about him..his voice you think...is this what the other priest had meant about his silver tongue? You watch as he slowly rises from the chair in the middle of the circle, he's tall, taller than you by atleast a head. Features sharp and...you loathe to admit it, handsome as he slowly steps towards you, the closer he steps, the brighter the sealing circle drawn along the ground glows. He could not breech it...but you could enter and exit freely if you wished. He stops before you, regarding you with those smouldering eyes. Something about them too, seemed very unlike the other demons you'd dealt with in the past. very put-together, no insanity or agression hidden behind them...in fact you couldn't read whatever emotion it was at all.

"Yes, you are very tired of this indeed...I can see it clearly on your face...every day pulled here and there to do a job you never wished to do... what harm is there in hearing my terms, little one? all you must do is endure for one hour, I will not actively attempt to kill you, if you can do that, you will be declared the winner and I will answer all your questions."

An hour? you'd dealt with rituals longer than that...you had a high pain tolerence...it sounded...doable.

'Zhongli' Holds out his hand, open and inviting.

"If you find the terms of victory agreeable, take my hand."

You stare for a moment, what horrible tortures could this demon have planned for you? endure for an hour...it was just an hour..you could last an hour against any sort of demonic torture... with a slow exhale, you reach into the circle and place your hand in his.

---- This was not what you had expected. You'd expected pain, expected claws rending your flesh...

Not to be suffocating on a demon's tongue, wicked indeed.

The moment you'd taken his hand, he'd pulled you into the circle, his other hand circling your waist as his lips collide with yours. Of all the things you'd seen and experienced in your life, physical intimacy of any kind was...not one of them.

Soon enough you were straddling his lap, his tail coming around to wrap around you, hold you to his chest as he kisses the air from your lunghs, his inhumanly long tongue working it's way into your throat.

It should be horrifying, you should be fighting back.

so why then, did it feel so...nice? Strong hands holding you, your senses being assulted and overpowered in such strange ways, you'd seen horrible things, felt fear and disgust...but this...what was this?

Whenever you have the courage to crack an eye, he's staring at you through half-lidded eyes, glowing gold in the dim light, along with the tips of his hair and his horns, it almost looked holy...almost.

You should be sputtering and gasping for air when he finally retracts his tongue, shoving him away, but your body only falls limp in his grasp.

"mmh, as I thought...you've never felt the pleasures of flesh before...how wonderful...such honest reactions.." His lips pull into a toothy grin, which only serves to make you look away. "You are exactly as I had hoped, little one...come now, we've barely even started."

He's back on you before you can respond, teeth grazing your throat as his hanss tear away at your robes, the coil of his tail tightening to prevent squirming as soon as he has acess to your exposed chest.

No one had ever touched you like this before. it was scary and overwhelming, yet another half of you, half that you didn't even know existed, ached for it. pushing yourself up into his hands, eliciting a purr from the demon, gasping rather audiably as his fingers find your nipples and give both of them a harsh pinch.

"mmhm, seem's we're a little slut for pain, is that it?" his vulgar words send your head spinning. you weren't a slut...you were holy, better than this for sure...yet you only let out a pathetic whine in response. "What's the matter, little exorcist, demon got your tongue?"

"S-silence, beast..." god you hate the way your voice cracks, you hate even more so the lewd moan that leaves your lips when he leans forward, one hand and his tail holding you steady as his head dips low to take one of your abused nipples into his mouth, his hand giving the other attention as he bites down, you feel his fangs pricking into your skin as you jolt and writhe, hands finally finding an anchor point, his horns, gripping at them tightly as your body betrays you with more wanton moaning.

You felt dizzy, sick with desire and lust. thing's you'd always been told were sinful and wrong...but why then did it feel so right? so good? you dont even resist as his hand trails from your chest and into the waistband of your underwear, prodding at your entrance curiously, all while you gasp and arch your spine, you aren't even sure if it's to get away from his touch at this point.

"you know...it occurs to me that you didn't even ask about what I get if you surrender..." 'zhongli' mumbles against your collarbone, his comment makes your brain finally switch on for a moment, he was right...you hadn't asked...and internally you try to reason that it was simply because you expected your fate to be death if you gave in...

"what...what is it you want...?"

He chuckles, slowly kissing up your neck until he's looking you in the eyes, the black scalera really highlighting just how bright his iris' were.

"I want you. I want you to be mine...you hold such impressive power...you'd make such a wonderful bride. Be mine and I would turn you and you could finally take your vengence on those who never gave you any other choice but to blindly follow a god you do not believe in."

his words leave you trembling. How? How had he already known your deepest secret? even with all you'd seen in your years being trained and worked by the church...you'd never once believed their god was real..how could he be if there were demons like this one running around?

"Surrender to me...you will never know fear or pain again...only pleasure" He pushes as he slowly works two of his fingers inside of you. your tongue feels thick in your mouth and your throat dry, so you simply clamp your teeth shut. An hour, you only had to last an hour.

'Zhongli' doesn't seem upset by this at all, even as he shifts off the chair finally, laying you out on the cool stone floor, tail unwinding from your waist just to his hand could replace it's hold, keeping you there.

Faintly you realize, that with the light of the torch illuminating him from behind, and the glow of his horns...he almost looks like he has a halo... like he could be an angel, if it werent for the hunger in his eyes.. or the blunt head of his cock rubbing against you.

"Will you submit to me?" he asks again, voice and gaze entierly too tender for your liking. this was meant to be torture to endure...and endure it you would. So you turn your gaze away, throwing an arm over your eyes, he'd never said anything about you having to watch what he was doing. Again, he doesn't seem upset or angry, the demon only chuckling as he takes his time slowly rubbing against your hole before slowly pushing inside.

You expect pain, but the sting is only superficial, even for someone as large as he is...perhaps it's something to do with the warm, tingling feeling eminating from the hand on your belly.

viriginity stolen by a demon...and not even that unwillingly given...how sinful.

The demon above you lets out a gutteral, pleasured groan as he continues to slowly thrust his cock into your belly, slow, but inevitable, steady and unfaltering even when you twist or whine, a low ache slowly curling through you, not unbearable in the least.

Finally your bodies slot together and you let out a breath you'd not realised you'd been holding. you feel...full, impossibly so, it's enough to make your toes curl as you slowly peek out from behind your arm. The demon is watching you intently, curiously as you take in your situation, eyes slowly travelling from his face, lower and lower until you finally look to the spot between your legs where you're both joined. Only then does he thrust once, deep and hard, knocking the breath from your lungs.

Just like that it's like a switch flips inside of 'Zhongli', one of his large hands grabbing both of your wrists and pinning them above your head, his other hand gripping your hip, pulling you down onto him with each consecutive thrust of his hips, his cock dragging against every sensitive spot you'd never known existed within your body. He was so deep you could have sworn he might as well have been in your belly as you moan and cry, head thrashing from side to side as he bullies your insides so sweetly.

"Doesn't sinning feel simply wonderful?" He grunts, folding over to cage you beneath his warm body, chests pressed together, his heartbeat is erratic against your skin. "I can give you pleasure whenever you desire, simply submit to me...become mine and I will give you all you deserve, all you are owed, become mine.."

this kind of pleasure...whenever you wanted it? No more church? no more lessons and training? no more being 'pure' for a god you didn't believe in...?

"what...what could I possible provide you if I were to...submit?" you finally manage to pant, Zhongli blinks down at you, his head tilting as a fond smile pulls to his face.

"I have been searching for millenia for a companion to match my power, together we would become untouchable...no more fear or pain... All I want is you..."

"And...how can I trust you?" There was something building in your gut, a...tightness you'd never felt before as he angles his thrusts slightly, absolutely crushing one particular spot inside you that had you seeing stars.

"Morax." He whispers against your ear almost reverently, hand releasing your wrists to run through your hair "My name...My name is Morax..."

Morax...your eyes widen as the name settles into your mind...you knew that name, and it becomes apparent as to why any exorcism performed on 'Zhongli' had failed.

Morax was a demon lord, known for his human disguises, he hadn't posessed zhongli, he was zhongli.

and he had just told you his name, willingly.

Now was your chance, with his name, you could banish him, deal or not...and yet... you can't bring yourself to utter the chant, to send this one back to the pits from whence he came.

"I am yours...I submit...take me away from this place." your words are followed by a long moan as he bites into your shoulder, his hips jerking slightly, unable to keep up a steady rhythm as his arms wrap around you, pulling you up and into his lap as he falls back, back resting against the chair as he all but bounces you on his cock and gods- it felt so good to finally let go, moaning freely as that warm, tingling feeling from earlier only spreads. You only just manage to chant the words to dispell the sealing circle before that tightness in your belly finally snaps, your first ever orgasm ripping through you like a wildfire, making you scream and clench around morax's cock. "Yes...yes...Mine, mine forever, we are bound...take it, take my seed and become mine!" Morax is babbling but you don't have it in you right now to care, not when your body felt like it was on fire, the burn is bright, fritzing across your nerves as moraz lets out a growling moan, pulling you as snug into his lap as he can before spilling inside, even his seed it hot, and it sends the burning feeling up a few notches, causing you to cry out and writhe with what little strength you had left in you, but just like he had this entire time, he holds you steady until it becomes too much and you pass out, slumping against his shoulder.

Only once he's had a minute to catch his breath and admire you does he finally pull his softening cock out of you, he's dressed within seconds, carefully bundling his new bride into his arms, you would look so very lovely, draped in golden silks, sat upon hells throne with him...

He catches sight of the priest who had managed to trap him within the room as he strides from the church, cowering in fear, as he should.

For once his darling had acclimated to her new powers, he was sure they would want to return to pay respects.

[twigs-sprigs]

Ok so I gotta ask. Corrupted Kai au.

How badly does that go down for him and the ninja and how does he deal with the aftermath.

Cause he REALLY hurt his lil bro from the looks of it.

OH it goes down badly alright. what happened is that he blasted lloyd into a freakin wall with his own power, even breaking off one of lloyd's horns and injuring him real good fun fact actually! i was gonna make a comic about that! but... well,, i dont know if it'll ever get finished, one because i changed my ninja designs a little and id have to go back and change some things like lloyds ears, two because it got kinda long and i ran out of ideas for a specific part in the middle of it and ended up being a little burnt out. i might go back on it sometime or try to redo it if strong brainrot for this au comes back but yeah! here's some funny screenshots from it though!

(contrary to what you might think, no, this isnt kai blasting lloyd, i never actually got to that part! also these are out of order i just took some panels i thought looked somewhat decent)

ANYWAYS! enough about the comic, to answer your question: basically theres some things that happen in this au right after kai blasts lloyd into the wall. such as chen and clouse manage to escape but without capturing skylor this leads to a few things: 1. chen and clouse have no power, so they dont turn anyone into a snake, so they're just kind of out there now 2. the elemental masters kind of take over the island looking for chen and clouse, they capture all their goons and all 3. the ninja, nya , skylor and garmadon hijack one of the noodle truck transportation boats and put lloyd in one of the rooms there, they wanna get to a hospital as soon as possible without shaking him up even more. lloyd's got a concussion so he's all messy brained.

4. jay and cole actually opt to LOCK KAI IN THE BACK OF A NOODLE TRUCK because jay's stupid and doesnt understand that this was all an accident and kai's too shaken to object to anything. hes just kind of staring into the void keeping back like 10 billion panic attacks. nya is furious at jay and cole and zane is just trying to keep the peace.

5. garmadon doesnt actually die (yet) in this au! yayyyy okay so now we get to the hospital, kai actually has to be hospitalized too because he was hurt and actually physically exhausted, so he conks out too kai is. devastated to say the least. later on when hes released from the hospital he actually leaves the ninja team without a word. he goes back to being the red shogun for about two months and he's. he's not fine at a l l. until...

[queervulturecreature00]

Unexpected Words

SAGAU brainrot/word vomit

no gender terms are used to gender neutral ig

reader gets sweeped into genshin and gets put in your average "divine reader" kinda thingy

Waking up after any normal slumber on a Thursday night,

only to see a foreign area that last time you check, was never anything like the bedroom you fell asleep in. But, the more you look around in a sleepy confusion, you notice that the area looks awfully familiar. to familiar.

This is.... Liyue???

Once the seemingly absurd thought came across your mind, you starting noticing your surroundings more and more in a wakened panic. The surrounding area revealed that you were on a cliff of some sorts, maybe a mountain? you spotted something odd in the distance.

That looks familiar.

Its Liyue Harbor.

And there was Wangshu inn, its tall stature leaving a distinctive sight not far off from where you spotted the harbor. Was this.. really teyvat?!

more and more thoughts and sights came through your head.

What do I do?

Its not like any of the characters would recognize you, right? I mean, maybe some of your team would possibly know you-

Your team.

You've had Liyue characters on your team before. Maybe one of them would recognize you. But which one? And how on earth would you even find them?

Racking through what characters you have on your team was not to hard, but what was difficult was what to do. I mean, what if they wouldnt know you? But as multiple Liyue characters came through your head in search of one for you to seek, one stood out in your mind.

Xiao.

I mean, he fits all the boxes. In Liyue, on your team, not difficult to get to, and might know you. You've built him pretty well, perhaps he realized somebody was behind it? Well, its not like you have any better options.

So before thinking of the consequences of your actions, you did the totally sensible thing. Call out his name.

Here's the issue: How would you know if he'd respond? I mean, he said that to aether. Not you. But, a shots a shot.

And before you could blink twice, a sharp gust of wind threw off your balance. And a strong presence was felt. Not even a word spoken, and you knew exactly who was there. Your half-assed plan had worked.

Now, it was obvious that the man who had just appeared was not in the greatest of moods, so that was a great help. As you turned around to see him, you caught a glimpse of his weapon.

Thats the spear you put on him.

But before you could open your mouth to utter anything, you were shot frozen in your tracks. I mean, who wouldn't have?

There he was. He wasn't a pixelated character with some strange posture and animated movement. He was real. There was a video game character in front of you, and he wasn't in any game. He was right there.

Snapping out of your shocked trance, you noticed he seemed noticeably shocked as well, but not in the way you were. There was no sort of fear or confusion in his eyes, but more of... admiration?

He had sweeped his weapon away, and awfully fast and some sort of understanding dawned him after seeing you. Taking a small step back, seemingly to give you space, he finally broke the tense silence that laid on the two of you.

"Your Grace?"

What...?

dont mind how terribly this is written, its like 1am and i used all my motivation on drawing lol

[magnoliamyrrh]

believing in female solidarity and class conciousness and sisterhood while dealing with western feminists is actually a nightmare lmao

im so tired of making an effort, i truly am. im so tired. im tired of feeling like i have to teach Basic Empathy and Caring abt Others and Class Conciousness 101. im tired of being the only one whose making an effort in this relation. im so tired of it being the case that its only the westerners who lose their little marbles over whatever feminist points i may be be trying to make, and they somehow don't understand the irony in them prepetually calling so many nonwestern feminists fascists or whatever the fuck else. yes yes, indian feminists are just stupid for trying to ban pornography and surrogacy, please enlighten them. south korean women are just evil brainwashed bitches, that's why they're radical separatists - south asia in general having a separatist and radical wave is for no reason whatsoever theyre just nazis lmao. african feminists, so many of them, are white supremecists for not exactly parroting your western bullshit, yup yup this makes sense. islamic feminists are "suspicious" lmao for the language we use in our writings (analysis of material reality). lets completely ignore that the feministms of the nonwestern world call for the abolition of prostitution. balkan sex trafficking victims, which are most prostitutes and child prostitues in the west, spending years speaking out against all this and trying to change laws? naaah we know nothing, we dont know nothing at all, the well of westerners who have no idea what theyre talking abt will englighten us abt that, while calling for the death of women who dont agree with their sex work bullshit lmao. we also have a bad habit of joking abt unifying and killing men and killing sex tourists, we should probably stop that bc its real offensive and scary to the westerners too

all this god damn endless performative sharade about LiSteN to WoMen of CoLour and LisTen to ThIrd WoRld WoMen and liSten to NonWeSteRn WoMen and poOr woMen and SeX TrAffIcking ViCtiMs (wait nvm they dont even say that now, bc only "sex workers" exist to them, ever) et fucking cetera. yea lmao. they dont actually give a shit about marginalized women though

god help us. how the hell is the cognitive dissonance of this whole situation not hitting them exactly? with. literally basically any other feminist on this planet but the liberal/mainstream westerners you can hold an actual conversation and discourse and understand each other. everyone but them and their postmodern brainrot understands this is a class struggle and understands the root of the opression of the female sex. "ThErES nO UnIvErSalLiTy BetWeEN wOmEn" just shut it already jfc. the fact that we can have international conversations on our struggles basically already proves there is - its only you who cant get what planet youre living on, with the endless relativity and individualism and choice and language politiquing and patriarchal bootlicking

i know, because ive been doing it for years. and ive been watching the feminist movements of the nonwestern world for years. i also know the only reason why on this blog i Can actually for the most part say things without being crucified is bc most of yall arent western or white or both

and apart from the ones who outright lose their mind or feel incredibly comfortable speaking over you or talking down to you - dont rly know how they havent choked on the entitlement yet -maybe they're just fucking lost and too far gone. but. even the rest. who are less hostile or just privileged and dont know better. im just tired, just tired.

the internet is chock full of the opinions of nonwestern women on feminism. the internet is chock full of the accounts of sex trafficking victims, of child prostitues, of prostitutes, of experts on human trafficking. its fucking full of it. and its on tv, and sometimes in newspapers. god fucking damn it so much has been written on this, so much has been done on this, so many efforts movements organizations documentaries whatever the fuck. spains laws were changed by our trafficked women but somehow its like this fact doesn't exist to the westenrs, or the have the gull to explain that, actually, they're wrong.

it is of absolutely no pleasure of me at all to educate the western "feminists" on shit they could educate themselves on in approximately 10 fucking minutes if theyd bother to do a google search and give a shit, actually give a shit and maybe, for fucking once, realize theyre not always right and the center of the world. its of no pleasure to me at all to have to keep my cool and be nice enough that whatever i say isnt just dismissed, because if youre too fucking angry over god damn sexual slavery you're just an evil crazy irrational bitch. im tired. whatever the hell i say has been said by so many before, so many times, for so long, but its like its been said to a wall or yelled out into space

sometimes i wonder what the hell we must even do for it to even matter. rationality and calmness hasnt helped. anger hasn't helped. detailed accounts of what its Actually like to be trafficked or a child prostitute or a prostitute or a sex slave, havent helped. we have bore our pain and sorrows and trauma and soul and so often it doesn't mean a single god damn thing to them. what. what needs to happen. should we just start having mental breakdowns and screaming our throaths raw infront of them? no, they will not care or understand even then. should we show them what the sexual slavery of children actually looks like - except wait, theres undercover journalism and documentaries and accounts written on this. it matters not. it matters not. Whats next? Interpretive dance?? What else we got, should we maybe just start trying to communicate through telepathic waves?? i wonder if some of them are simply doomed to be deaf and blind and unfeeling

im tired of making the effort, and im tired of reaching across the isle hoping that at least some of them can change their minds and give a shit and open their eyes to whats actually happening, and how detached their "feminism" is from the rest of ours. im tired of having to explain to the western women whose ideology is responsable for, lmao, our peoples sexual slavery, that this shit is real bad, and lmao in actuality imperialism, but having to do it nicely enough while They are x30 times more hostile with Me. lord. if youre going to call me a fascist and cancel me irl, if were just throwing words around, can i just start calling them slavers? except thats not going to get us anywhere, except no matter how many times i want to just snap, i know that doing so as badly as i want to to their face isnt going to get anything done

. and.what choice do i have, really? i cant simply leave the western feminists to their bullshit. because what they think becomes law in their own damn countries and then affects us, it becomes international law as well because it is their country who lead the international community. the bullshit that they think, actually, unfortunately direcly affects us. and not only that, but it affects the women and girl-children most vulnerable and opressed in their own countries, whom are still our sisters whose pain and saftey i am concerned with. so i cant just leave them to it, and there is little choice then to not educate, or not try to at least try to reach across the isle. theres little choice but to have the hope that some of them can care and understand, and that some is better than nothing and worth it and a start..... even with how fucking tired and fed up i am and how i wish i wouldnt have to keep bearing my god damn suffering just so theyd get it, im still. frankly so willing to do it with someone who is actually willing to listen and change. i dont believe in canceling people forever, and i have the hope and knowledge that changing one persons mind is a ripple effect, for then they change anothers mind, and on and on

i just wish. theyd at least meet me halfway. im tired of making the effort to still see them as sisters and women whose struggles i care about, while for the most part they could give less of a shit

[a-slut-for-smut]

heya! ive recently been introduced to the nanamei rare pair and im genuinely curious abt how the ship came to be ! they look really good together and i wanna get in on the ship 😳

Happy new year and sorry for the delay, also can i say you display impeccable taste??

As far as the pairing came to be, i imagine it was like any other ship- pure, unfettered brainrot! 😆

But to expand on that, Nanamei is a rare pair indeed, which is such a shame but understandably so. While i only have a working knowledge of canon (long story, but ive been burned too many times in the past so i prefer living 24/7 in my lala fairy headcanon land) IIRC Nanami and Mei Mei dont have any direct interactions in the manga so as far as ship crumbs it is slim pickings.

So on the surface level, its as you say, they look SO good together- just a pair of tasty af snacks you could dine on for years hehe. However, it just makes you wonder what else could lie beneath and THATS where the sl*utty headcanon potential begins! Behold, my shameless sm*utty Nanamei headcanons:

Sharp Dressers

When it comes the official attire JJK characters are known for, id say Nanami and Mei Mei are the most fashion-oriented dressers- Nanami wears tf outta a suit, and i always liked Mei Mei's chic, covered head to toe look (bonus that its not overtly sexualized while showing off her curves). So, my brainrot is convinced not only does Mei Mei LOVE to clothes shop for Nanami, but insists that he join so he can model them for her (insert future sm*ut fic where they do the dirty in a luxury designer dress room 😝)

Bed & Breakfast

They love having breakfast together after a wild night in bed, and because Nanami's a huge bread sl*ut they routinely go to his favorite Parisian themed bakery cafe. Mei always orders the biggest, thickest and hardest baguette because she says it reminds her of Nanami and eats it a certain way to get him hot and bothered. I wrote a little drabble based on this teehee

Oxford Dictionary on the streets, Urban Dictionary in the sheets

So they both come off having buttoned up, reserved personas outwardly/publicly, but i like to think they're decidedly opposite in private...if you catch my drift. Nanami tends to be very formal and respectful, especially to Mei as she is his senior and one of the strongest sorcerers there. So Mei's kink is to get him so sexually flustered/come out of his cage, to get him to disrespect her (especially in bed). Which he does, to Mei's absolute delight.

Money Can't Buy Happiness

This is the headcanon where i see major ship potential. Canonically Mei is well known to be money-hungry (stated that she would side with whomever paid more etc) and Nanami had left the sorcery world to become a salaryman after graduating. So my brainrot had me thinking, what was the REAL reason Nanami left the JJK world behind? Was it to make some money to impress a certain lady perhaps??

In my delusions of grandeur I had planned to explore this in a multi-chapter sm*ut fic but alas i honestly dont know when ill have the time. I did write a rough intro to the fic here, and the stepping stones/foundations are laid out in my companion gojohime fic (which also explore sugushoko, and hopefully in their own fic 😁) in a similar format of flashback/present day smutty romance if thats of interest!

Any way as far as getting onto the ship:

[mxdnightlvers]

°˖✧✿✧˖° Professor Zhongli Headcanons

➸ 𝐒𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲: Hcs on how zhongli would be as your professor

➸ 𝐀𝐮𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐫 𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐞: I should be asleep but the zhongli brainrot is real <33 Zhongli hcs as my first genshin post?? Hell yes

➸ 𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: None,, purely sfw. Not proofread tho, I'm tired atm I'm sorry </3

➸ 𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐬: Gn! Reader

He would be so patient with you

If you come to him personally for help he would stop what he's doing and focus on helping you.

Dont understand a question or topic? He would go over it again for you and if that still dosen't work he would try to change the way he teaches it ^^

If you tell him you're a visual learner he would try to draw his explanation as best as he can. Cant necessarily draw the explanation? He would take pretty colored pens/ markers and underline the important parts for u <3.

Same with auditory and kinesthetic learners, he would try to fit his teaching style with your learning style!!

Listening to his voice while he reads over a passage, only to hear him pause to ask if you understand and that he's not moving too fast for you.

Or him handing you a pencil and asking you to try and recreate what he just did on the whiteboard.

In general he would be super patient with you,, just making sure you understand the topic and would be more than happy to go at your pace.

I love him sm help

The small smile he gives you when you re-read the question or when you're working on it <333

Getting stressed? He would fetch you some water and have it nearby.

Water not helping? He would pause his session there, insisting you should take a break and try again the next day.

But it doesn't sound like he's annoyed at you when he sends you off for the day.

No no, its quite the opposite

He cares about his students' health so when he tells you that you're done for the day, you hear nothing but pure kindness in his tone.

"Alright Y/N, you did great today, you made alot of progress I'm proud of you. Let's take a break here today kay? We'll pick up from here tomorrow but what's important is that you go rest."

Literally how can u complain when he sends you off like that.

In general he would be so patient with you <33

When teaching the class, he would mostly be up at the front. He rarely leaves his position at the whiteboard to walk in between the desks.

He's pretty confident in his ability to keep the class engaged in the topic.

He's extremely knowledgeable in all aspects and that includes how to keep a class engaged.

If possible, he would insert his own stories into the topic, having the class laugh with him.

He always seem to have a neverending selection of stories and the class always appreciates them.

Would 100% pass out small worksheets with rewards if you passed.

They could vary from stickers to pencils to snacks depending on the worksheet handed out.

Always dressed sophisticated.

Definitely wears cologne that's subtle but makes a presence

If you call him over to ask him a question and he's just standing over your desk, you suddenly notice how you struggle to form sentences.

It's not like his presence is intimidating,, I mean he is tall but just having him watching intently over you as you explain have you stuttering.

In general he's a great teacher and I'd love for him to teach me omg

[an-angel-in-the-garden]

I was thinking pokemon x obey me, it's more of MC being a trainer but the angels and demons don't know about pokemon, since in some headcannons I see that demons tend to have really out dated knowledge about humans/human realm, so MC comes with their team to the devildom, I wanted to go the extra mile and make them a 10yr old since that is when in pkmon they start their journey. Basically young MC with a buff team and the bros reacting to said MC that can "comand" powerful beasts, all platonic ofc(team:Gallade, Aegislash, Incineroar, Corviknight, Golurk, and Audino) sorry I've been having this brainrot for a while now but i'll understand if you don't want to and again sorry for the long and very specific request 🤔

Yeah sure this was tough to write but fun I'm a fan of super specific request and its the first time writing only platonic. I made it more like them adopting MC lol but I hope you still enjoy also were gonna say Belphegor didn't kill mc this run

A child being brought to the Devildom had been unplanned and upon the demons first seeing you it was believed to be a mistake. It took serval checks of the papers for them to say this had to be right. Barbatos took the liberty of taking care of you at first explaining what was happening and why you were here a pleasant smile on his face the whole time as he severed you human food and drinks. " If you think this might be to hard however we can send you back please dont feel pressured". The child laughed shaking their head "I can handle this!" and so began your very odd time in the Devildom a time where you had to learn Pokémon just weren't a thing here?

Lucifer

Lucifer is the second person to find out about your Pokémon and oh my was it not a fun day. Though he wasn't happy having to look after a human child it was clear you were willing to learn and work hard. Putting up with proved easy until he met your team but even then he was quick to move on. Mammon and you had been hanging out with you showing off your team when Lucifer found you, He didn't notice them right away being more mad that you weren't studying and when he raised his voice your Gallade was ready to fight him for you.

Once it gets settled down he'll have you do alot of explaining what are Pokémon? How do you a child a human child control such strong creatures and on and on

Lucifer adapts to it quite fast however treating them how you ask him to and helping you get anything they might need

He's honestly a little happy to know you have more then just his family to protect you

Ground rules are set for you and them after he meets them Gallade, Aegislash and Audino are allowed to wander the house as long as your with them

Corviknight, Golurk, Incineroar, are not let inside under any circumstances unless its life or death and even then he might be kinda upset in the beginning

Out of all your Pokémon Aegislash is his favorite as both a sword and shield Pokémon it reminds him a lot of himself and what he want to be for his brothers

Never tell him about how you become a Pokémon trainer after the first few months Lucifer becomes very protective of you, you are now family and the idea that you were allowed to just go out and fight at 10 lets just say it makes him very unhappy

Mammon

Mammon was the first person to meet your team and honestly he was over the moon about it. This little human has all that power and he's the one watching over them. His first thought will be on making money with it but seeing how close you are to them he cant bring himself to even ask. He doesn't really think much about it after that he never thought about human things much so he just rolls with it.

Not very good at handling them right away he's really gonna need you to walk him through it they are nothing like his crows after all

With that you know Corviknight is his favorite and it shows when you have them out

All of your Pokémon took quite well to Mammon it was easy for them to see he had no real ill intent after the meeting and he makes your feel safe

Though he cant always help you get things for them he spoils them whenever possible

He also spoils you quite alot Mammon has always loved being a big brother even if he wasn't always the best and he take on that role for you and your Pokémon quickly

Really enjoys learning about how you met each of your teammates and why your chose them

He wont be shocked to find out about how you become a trainer he might be upset about it but birds do similar things so that's how he'll view it

Leviathan

Leviathan was the fourth person to find out he was almost mad about the fact he didn't see them sooner after all its just like that one anime! He gets why you might have wanted to keep them secret but while trying to find you he stumbled in on you with your Pokémon. Levi has seen anime like this don't worry he'll have your back

A true hype man always there to talk you and your team up, sure your a kid but that doesn't mean your weak

Not really sure how to help you so if you want his help tell him what to do or he will treat them like he does his henrys

Leviathan wants to hear all about your adventures all your battles and how you chose your team

Wants to get a Pokémon so badly but he so sure no Pokémon would want to be his

He has such a soft spot Audino if you ask him why he its because of how caring she is to you the real reason is because she kinda looks like she cosplaying Rui-Chan in her mega evolution form

Gets over the moon happy when any of your Pokémon want to play with him and if any of them like his henrys he's even happier

Never fully gets over the fact you have such an amazing team one you gather and made strong yourself, just thinks its super cool

Satan

Satan was the fifth person to learn about your Pokémon his curiosity had been peaked the moment you showed up but this just solidifies it. You being a child already made him wonder after all your very dedicated to your study's for your age to then see such power well he must know more. Truly why try to keep it hidden this is an amazing thing to have in devildom!

He's very interested in your Pokémon they all seem to have a "story" to tell with how they interact with you and each other

Thinks highly of you for being able to tame such power at a young age and will only say it out loud to your Pokémon

Tell him you fought god tell him you fought god and won and maybe can use him in battle watch his face light up that's it you are now his child

It should be no shock that Incineroar is his favorite and he makes no move in hiding it sure he likes it cause he's a cat but also because Incineroar is very protective of you and it makes Satan feel better

The most interested in learning about how Pokémon tournaments work and while you set off so early he really just wants to know everything about how it all works

Will 100% take you to the human world so you can help him get Pokémon for himself he wants to raise them he wants to battle along side them

He gets along very well with your Pokémon he trusts that they'll always be there to protect you and they trust to him sure he get mad often but e learns with you about how to control emotions

A good brother

Asmodeus

Asmodeus is the six person to be interduce to your teammates and he was both amazing and unhappy to say the least. He found out simply because everyone else knew he didn't care to much he had no interest but you were popular with people once they saw your Pokémon and he wanted to know why.

Loves Love Loves Audino and that's really it from your team he's okay with them its just most dont fit his style

Is interested in how you befriend them and why they lend you such power and learning almost every human use Pokémon is something he finds neat

Would want Pokémon for the style and would never battle with them but I think he would like the competition's, dressing them up and putting on a show

Asmo is good for getting along with Pokémon he friends then quickly and is happy to interact with them if you have them out

Though he doesn't spend much time around you he's happy to take you out shopping to get things for your team or even yourself

If your ever feeling down maybe you lost a fight or you and Pokémon are having problems he's great with the pep talk

Would love to see you perform in a Pokémon Contest yes he wants to try it out to but seeing you perform makes him feel so proud

Beelzebub

Beelzebub ended up being the third person to meet with the Pokémon and though he didn't fully understand at first he thought it was cool. Meeting them was a nice time and he was very happy to know you weren't alone here in the devildom.

It takes alot of worry of his shoulders to know you have protection with you at all times the devildom is a harsh place and his brothers cant always be there

Golurk is his favorite from the moment Beel met em, strong protective and always will to stand up for you and it remind Beel of how him and Belphie were

Likes cooking with you for your Pokémon and really likes helping you take care of them

Another really good big brother type here to be someone you can trust with your worriers and someone you can leave your Pokémon with

Wants to get a Pokémon cause he thinks there awesome friends and he sees how happy they make you

Training with Pokémon is a new past time for him whenever your doing something and cant fully focus on them

Also really wants to see you in contests with your Pokémon both performance and battle ones as seeing you all work together brings him joy

Belphegor

Belphegor is the last person to meet your Pokémon in general being the last person you met however he's also the only one that knows anything about them. Having been one of the only brothers to really love humans Pokémon are nothing new to him but you have some he's never seen before.

Knew right away that you had Pokémon at least one just didn't get to meet them for awhile

Meeting them was a very fun memory for him after being trapped for so long and harboring unkind feelings towards humanity his time around you was made easier with them as ice breakers

He likes all your Pokémon but Gallade takes to him the best so the two form a close bond with the idea of keeping you safe

He really wants a Pokémon a Meloetta to be exact and he'd name her Lilith he might want more later but for now he'd be happy with just that

with you being so young its defiantly a little easier for him to start being okay with humans again its a big bonus that you treat your Pokémon so well

The best when it comes to helping you with anything involving your Pokémon, from the basic care to making food and even training sure he likes to sleep alot but your like a little sister and he wants to help

The moment he found out you became champion and fought a god many gods? you became the best human in his eyes its an amazing feat to accomplish and at such a young age hmm yes child you will be the best member in the anti Lucifer club!

Wow ok I'm sorry this took so long but I hope you like it I found it fun to try and figure out how they would feel and stuff but I think it came out ok? I'm not super confidant with Asmo's but Thank you for reading and I hope your holidays were or are very good!- Lilly

[butch-bakugo]

I mean... This whole "issue" of people using names of cultures they dont belong to dose have some merit. Like i get that you dont want someone appropriating cultures or fetishizing others or using things they dont understand and i fully agree

However!!

It comes from 4 weird places. First off, you cant just assume someone isnt a part of the culture their using the name from. Like people can look nothing like some of their races and you habe no idea what culture someone could of been adopted into and raised in. You have no right to tell someone who isnt ethnically/racially chinese who was raised in chinese culture after being adopted by chinese parents that they cant connect with the culture they were raised in. Ur a fucking idiot.

2nd off, dont just assume anyone who uses a name from a different culture is doing so unknowingly, fetishly, appropriatively or without full comprehension. Like idk man, some people are actually informed and know the origins of the name they want to go by. Some people can genuinely like a name and culture and it dosent make them a "fetishist" if they are respectful. Names are not an appropriative property. You cant pretend your something just by having a name outside of your culture/race. There are many bellas in the world and no one automatically assumes they're italian. There are many levis(oh look! The name most people know me as and is listed as my main name!) And no one assumes they're Hebrew/jewish. To automatically assume anyone who uses a name is an idiot and dosent know its origins or meaning is very pretentious. You dont know that person. You dont know their life or their amount of research, if done at all.

3rdly. This is the internet. Who gives an actual shit??? What fucking sociopath in 2022 gose by their actual irl name on the internet? Thats how you die. Thats how you get swatted and doxed. Its so dangerous to go by your legal name on the internet. Not to mention that names on the internet mean fuck-all. Anyone could be behind the screen of any gender, sex, ethnicity, culture, history, etc and you have no idea if they are what they say they are. An internet persona is a mirage and you have no proof or idea if any info ive said about myself is correct, hell, you have no clue if any info anyone on the internet said about themselves is correct.

Given, for clarities sake, I'm not lieing about the shit ive been through or what i am. Thats a pretty elaborate, complex and detailed lie to keep up and id perfer to not give myself the stress associated with that.\gen

But seriously. I could actually be asian. Or not. I could be an a.i for all you know. Cut the crap, you dont genuienly care who uses what name from what culture. The only people who care are American white liberals with brainrot.

4th and most importantly, and imma put on big text for this cause its real fuckin important

The idea that people can/should only use names from the cultures they originated from is based in ethnic cleansing and segregation.

It was made to make the "enemy"(see:poc) visable. To notice them on job applications or in doctors offices. The idea is if they feel they must name their child by their culture that they can be more easily spotted then oppressed. So many poc parents, especially those who are black or immegrants, admit to choosing to give their babies whiter names so they are less likely to be picked on and more easily blend into english and/or American society. By taking away the notion that "x culture sounding name means your automatically x", we take away the power of assocation that racists rely on. We remove the assumptions and force people to be more racially open and aware.

Im not saying names should be completely stripped of their culture significance,obvs but saying "black people can only have black names and white people can only have white names and asian people can only have asian names" sounds racist as fuck to me. Sounds segregative, isolating and like some half hearted attempt at "ethnic name-al purity" which is gross. Its like assigning genders to clothes or pronouns to objects, it makes no sense to force it to only be one thing when it is innate.

Thats my more in-depth take and i utterly refuse to acknowledge this stupid conversation again. Seriously. Saying "only x people can have x cultural names or else your a fetishizing appropriative racist" is fucking stupid and weird and have some racistly sterotypical undertones all delivered by a as usual, white knight, someone who has no say in the game.

Your free to disagree but i speak as a native american and inuit person that i Litterally dont give a shit if someone uses cherokee or inuk names as long as their informed and respectful to its origins. And neither should you for any race as names are no exception,

[bluexiao]

HI HI

my first time sending an ask but i saw u were asking for albedo brainrot and i will be sharing the brainrot that i had before pulling and albedo came home to me

(x reader tho and imposter albedo is also here so akdndn)

Royal au where crown prince albedo and noble! Reader are to be wed not for love but for yk politics and stuff

so reader gets to the castle and stuff and finds many secret passage ways in the castle. One of them leads to a hidden snow garden.

While exploring the snow garden they run into "albedo" whom was rlly shocked to find reader there.

Anyways "albedo" and reader start spending more time with each other there and whenever reader would encounter albedo outside(inside??) The garden, albedo would act clueless and reader would think it is because he wants to keep the garden a secret from anyone

Now we know imposter bedo wants to take albedo's place, that still happens here. It is why he keeps interacting with reader in the snow garden. And since reader has no idea of albedo's actual personality, they think that impbedo IS albedo.

Impbedo(is what i usually call him) does start to meet reader outside the snow garden causing more confusion between albedo and reader. And while reader would be hurt about albedo, impbedo— as albedo— would always comfort reader.

Ofc albedo is smart and realizes that theres smth going on even way back, but the recent events has solidified his suspicions. He has to act because someone is using his future spouse as a way to the throne. And as he thinks of the possible suspects he thinks of impbedo. As far as he knows, impbedo is locked in the castle dungeons. There was no way for impbedo to be able to walk from the dungeons and the various points in the castle. Still he takes his chance and goes to the dungeons to meet impbedo.

You see, as crown prince, albedo was sent to various places for his studies, political affairs etc. But impbedo has only been in the castle all his life. So he knows everything about the ancient castle, no matter how big it was.

Thats all i rlly brainrotted about and all i could remember since it has already been months since i last thought of this

Hope u'll enjoy it (and understand it, i dont have a great way with words TT) and you are very welcome to disregard this if you dont like it:D

Also i feel like i made it more abt impbedo than albedo i hope thats fine

i’ve been reading lots of manhwa lately….. AND THIS IDEA OH GOD JZKAKSKSKS YESS !!!!!!

but what if,,,, imposter bedo is actually albedo’s real twin?? or worse…. clone. like he’s a hidden son or smth by the emperor maybe to like be a “substitute” if crown prince albedo were to die !!?!? like ofc there will be others who will covet the throne,,, maybe the real albedo would go into an accident or so,,,,

tho why does the real albedo seem to be a villain here ksksks not that im complaining yknow

edit: also what if reader falls in love with impostor more than the real one,,,,

[noritoshiikamo]

worth my time

pairing: noritoshi kamo + fem!oc genre: porn (is fingering enough to call it porn??) without plot ish??? tags//warning: established relationship // slight smut???, fingering, emotional drained reader, reader dated character but then forced into arranged marriage and doubt the whole rs note: unedited, lowercase intended, just me and my nori brainrot dont mind the plotholes and everythingn, its not accurate according to the manga/anime like i just wanna feed myself and i haven't write in ages pls sent some ideas so i can get my lazy brain going, english isnt my first language im sorry if i murder it  directory: read the first part | second part | third part | bonus

“how long have you known?”

noritoshi shrugged, bringing the cup of tea to his lips. the way he took time to answer her question drove her mad. “noritoshi, how long?” her voice strained. “would it make any difference if i’d known today or 10 years ago?”

her eyes shot wide opened, “10 fucking years?”

a small smile appeared on his lips as he lowered the cup, “hypothetically.” she grabbed one of the pillows from the pile on the bed and threw it to his face, embedded with what little left of her jujutsu power. they have been going on for hours and she was clearly too stubborn to let it go. it was clearly weak; he dodged it with a flick of his wrist switching the pillow’s trajectory. “you’re a fucking asshole,” she gritted through her teeth, falling on bed as wave of anger and sadness crashed through. “you think i wanted an arranged marriage? you think i like having every aspect of my life set since i was a child and scrutinized? i’m a bastard sitting on a throne. unlike you gojou clan, i had it much worst.”

she pulled her hair, fighting the tears that was already streaming down, “it’s not a competition. we are in the same school, i sat next to you for years and you’re telling me you have no idea that i’m your future wife, bullshit!” her eyes flickered as she threw the next close thing within her power’s vicinity; a vase. something hit the vase midway, breaking it into ashes and she watched as a drop of blood stained the floor. he broke it with his power. “you can throw every single thing in this room, y/n, but it doesn’t stop the fact that we are already married.” it was that one sentence that completely broke her. falling on her knees, she let a cry out, clutching on her chest as she cried to her heart’s content. this can’t be happening to me, no, no, no, her mind echoed as she forced herself to surrender to the fact that they are married. it’s not something easy to undo. it pained him to see her like this, but his wife needs to understand that he could do nothing about it. she cried for what seems to be like hours, the sleeves of her yukata wet from the tears and sweat. she fell on the floor to her knees, resting her body against the bed before finally looking up to meet her husband’s eyes. he could see defeat in her tired eyes. “we dated each other,” she sniffled, “was that real or was it just you scouting for your future wife?” her words sound like venom to him “i know you won’t believe me, but it was real. i would still marry you even if the marriage isn’t arranged.” noritoshi stood up, his barefoot echoed on the floor as he walked to his weakened wife. her body was hot, he suspected the skipping (refusing to eat) meals, raging and throwing tantrums after another had put her body in so much stress. he reached for the sash, trying to undo her yukata and she freaked out. grabbing his wrist, she shook her head, “what are you doing?” she asked shakily. “would you listen to me for once? you need a cold shower, you’re burning up, it would help.” she stopped fighting. his tone was a mixed of annoyance and tired. dating him made her realized that noritoshi has a high level of patience; but not right now. letting go of his wrist, she slipped the yukata off her shoulder herself, whined about how she disliked cold shower below her breath. he wore a small smile as he hoisted the naked girl up. it’s a small victory on noritoshi the husband, he’ll savor it for now. 

the girl kneeled on the floor of the shower as noritoshi slowly ran the shower head slowly up her body. her arms wrapped tightly against her chest; she cursed every time the cold water reached new part of her body. ignoring the fact that his yukata was getting wetter, he kneeled behind her and let her rest her back against his chest. with the shower gel, his body froze every time she whined at his touch. something about the way she whined under his touches made him weak. he wants to kiss her stupid face so badly. “it’s cold,” she mumbled, her eyes closed as he ran his palm against her stomach. he pressed a kiss on the side of her face, “better?” he asked as his hand travelled lower. her eyes widened. he continued his kisses, down her jawline and her neck, bruising every spot as his fingers traced a lazy circle on her clit. she moaned out a throaty yes. he continued to whisper sweet nothings into her ears, promises of how he would take care of her, how he’s going to be a perfect husband, how she would be a perfect wife, how they’ll live happily together. she nodded her head in delirium, the pleasure of his fingers had her grinding her back on his crotch and emptying her thoughts. she could barely think straight. “tell me you’re mine,” he commanded, slipping a finger inside, “i can take care of you, baby,” her eyes rolled back, his words were not helping, it was just pure gasoline thrown into a burning fire. “nori, i want to cum,” she muttered, clutching desperate on the now two fingers. she felt his warm breath on the crook where her shoulder meet her neck, his fangs brushing threateningly against the sensitive skin. “open your mouth,” he urged, she whined at the lost feeling of his lips on her neck. she felt something dripping between her lips, his thumb brushing the lower lip. it painted her lips red. it tasted metallic, almost like a blood. it was his. he watched in satisfaction as his blood marking appeared on her right eye. he can control her blood, heightened her senses, throwing her body’s sensitivity off the wall, driving her off the edge with every spot of her body he touches; it sends pleasure twice as much. it wasn’t long until her velvety wall spasmed around his fingers. her body jolted forward; her shaky hands pressed against the wet tile preventing her from falling face first as orgasm washes out. she could barely make any noises, her throat was so dry, she felt like it might bleed.   she won’t deny that the orgasm eased her pain, but she would deny if he dared brought it up; he would not get the pleasure of knowing she enjoyed that.

his palm brushed against her thigh, causing her to look up. he raised his eyebrows in question which she brushed it off with a nod. she grabbed his hand and steadied herself up.

“i’m okay,” she voiced out.

he undressed, continued their shower from square one. they’ve done this before; sharing shower after mission washing blood off each other but this time, it feels different. she sighed at the pleasure, letting her hands rest against his toned chest. we are married, the sentence echoed in her mind as he massaged the shampoo on her head. never ever she thought that this is how she’ll be married. it’s not like she dreamed of a huge wedding. he did throw a small gathering, respecting her boundaries and her anxiety but everything just moved so fast. her parents are dead, her only remaining family is satoru, a distant cousin who finds it a no issue for her to marry her boyfriend. it is not an issue for her to marry noritoshi kamo, she loves him so much, but not like this.   she wished she had more choices in this.   he hummed a song, a habit of his that he caught from his mother, a lullaby his mother always sings. she wanted to hate him so much, for befriending her, making her fall in love with him and then forced her into a marriage. but when she opened her eyes and stared up into his, to see such loving look in his eyes, it weakened her. her heart is a wreck. “why do you do this to me?” she whimpered, slamming her fist into his chest. he refused to answer.

she was tired of his silence.

he turned the shower off, opening the glass door letting waft of cold air out. he left to fetch her towel and she stalked toward the nearby mirror. “how long until the thing wears off?” she asked when she caught a glimpse of herself. she reached to touch the blood marking on her eyes. he wrapped the towel around her body, hugging her from behind and through the foggy mirror, he brushed his thumb on her cheek, whispered something she couldn’t catch as the mark subsided.

“this doesn’t change the fact that i’m mad at you.”

he laughed it off, “i didn’t say it does. you always feel better post orgasm, you know how i know it?” he kissed her temple, eyes burned into hers, “because i dated you.”

her teeth gritted in annoyance.

“you think if i dated you to scout my future wife, i wouldn’t waste my time learning how your body responds to me, the way you yearn for me,” a kiss fell on her neck, “learn how well you control your shikigami and goes through lengths to teach you how to use my bow,” another kiss went up her jaw, “teach you my own blood techniques because god, why jujutsu needs to be such an exclusive thing,” arms went around her waist, “worried sick every single time utahime send you off for a mission, taking care of your wounds, being there to catch your reckless ass,” his breath lingered on her ears, “completely falling in love with you wholeheartedly for 3 years. i’d abandoned my father’s choice. you are arranged to be my wife, on my own accord. i choose you. you weren’t my father’s choice, but even in million years, even if sukuna’s vessel reincarnated again and again, even if the world split open and sent you miles away, even if i’m not the head of kamo clan,” his hand grabbed her chin, hard and forced her to meet his eyes, his words send shivers down her spine, “i would still choose you.”

she’s completely putty in his hand. she let out a soft whine as his body abandoned her, his warmth gone and came the cold biting her bare skin. her eyes followed the back of the man as he stalked to the wardrobe leaving the girl alone to ponder on his words.

“now, wouldn’t it just be a waste of my time, my wife?”

[sscarchiyo]

What were your first impression of your moots bs how you think of them now?

everyone is intimidating, kool and talented...thats it :/

@p-ol - at first i was like "why tf are u 5'8, but im born b4 u and still at 5'0 or 5'1?", yea i wasn't accepting it at all & now you remind me of baji with ur personality. and everyday you when sum is going down on dash you're there and you're hella funny <3

@tiny-moonie - i literally loved you before i even got to know you, you had the best ta brainrot ever and i was living for it & now that hasn't changed at all. you give great advice and listen to me ramble about life's problems and your insults are brutal, but im living for it <3

@k1samaniac - i really liked your hcs and i thought you were kool, i liked your vibe it gave off "im a nice person, but i'll chomp ur legs off if u piss me off" & now i feel the same way, but i love your colorings like omgr the shading is crazzyy pls teach me. and you say the most random stuff sometimes and im just scrolling like "go king go!" having no idea what ur talking about <3

@luvuharuu - i really liked ur fuyu theme back then, wasn't it the twitch one? yea, that one and i think our first interaction was me sending you chifuyu angst & now you're like the best :) without you, i wouldn't be able to deal with ghosty and i'd have nobody to slander south and ran with <3

@yaoomie - the amout of times, i almost mixed u up with the other maya is sad and i should throw myself off a bridge & now i've given you a nickname in my head, so i dont forget alsooo ur drawings are so cute, i'd give you money but im broke <3

@koffeekoko - jellllll aomgg, ok ur theme and this one work you wrote for kazutora-had me ascending to the heavens in tears & now i stalk ur blog sometimes times ahaha n you're so freaking nice too <3

@kallikrein - the amount of times i also stalked ur blog is uh- we dont talk about that :) i really liked the way you write for takeomi, hence i was in my omi phase atm & now i love seeing the way you gush over wakasa, idk it's just fun to see and holy cow ur navi? chefs kiss <3

@kaizokuluv - ahhh ok, i thought ur interactions on ur old blog were so funny and i thought you making ur own gifs was so kool & now your the reason i started one piece (which i need to continue) n you're real nice and sweet <3

@megurulvr - ace *sighs*, ur deku theme back then made me love you/hj. i liked your vibes honesty & now i lovee talking to you cuz ur hella funny and read my works for me so im not making a fool out of myself <3

@dearmegumii - when i find out u were canadian too, i was like "ahhh twins😜i loved ur theme, if im correct it was brown was it not? :0 yea, you seemed rlly nice n polite & now you're such a silly goofy goober when u come into my inbox with those memes and you fuel my geto suguru (27) cult leader brainrot even more and i love you <3

@softshiin - gosh i rlly loved ur carrd, it was so pretty and you seemed rlly nice too. now i think of you as shin's #1 :/ like it's so canon, he told me so. every time i see something shin related i think "omg vany would loves this" <3

@ttatsuu - i was rlly shy to talk to you at first, but ur so sweet and nice. omg , reminds me that one time i tried to request something, but you didn't understand it so you came into my inbox to talk to me about it? ahh almost cried (in a good way) & now I NEED TO TALK TO YOU MORE AND I WANT TO BABYSIT U AND MITSUYA'S KIDS <3

@sukunasbabymama - i though you were funny, cuz i remember one of the first works i read from you was something about tenjuku or toman where their friend is pregnant and i laughed so hard i started choking & now you're like a big sister, you're so nice and i love yer vibes. also i loveeeeeeee the way you write sanzu <3

[anactualghostboi]

A geniune question for ppl who frqnt fandom spaces-

Why does everyone think you agree with a characters actions or smth relatedly stupid when it comes to problematic characters if you dont clarify your exact view every single time?

Calder Kerian is the only problematic character i thoroughly enjoy to the point my autism went ooo brainrot and hyperfixated on; a character that is misogynistic, self destructive, and manipulative.

i think it goes without saying I dont agree with him on ANY standpoint. If anything, i find him complex and i enjoy speculating how he could improve as a person in comic bc from my understanding, thats the point of The Game. I dont stan him, i dont kin him, i simply find him interesting to the point were i spoke about him frequently and noticed if i didnt clarify that i "hate him as a person, love him as a character", i got ppl being passive aggressive and just? I dont understand? I get that hes a misogynist but that isnt the only aspect to his character.

A major reason why I like him is bc i relate to his trauma, and id like to have a discussion on how he mightve gotten to that point as well as what that means for his future in the comic. Were only in act 3 of the comic as of writing this, so its not impossible nor implasuble he could improve- i acknowledge that my thinking is very optimistic and that these types dont generally get that sort of improvement, even in real life they tend to not improve, but Vast Error is about deconstructing tropes and pushing them to their limits.

Which is to say,

I think Calder Kerian will have to go kicking and screaming and will fucking SUFFER through a character arc, complex and full of misery, because as of right now, he doesnt deserve the arc, but he is not the worst VE character morally as others in this comic. I think he is currently a lawful neutral antihero and has the potential to become better, and if he doesnt, oh well.

i dont think its condusive to any discussion of any character to only focus on their flaws, even ones as big as misogyny. It flattens out characters and takes away the fact these characters are complex- i dont like calder bc hes misogynistic nor do i think hes attractive in any shape or form, i like him because hes complex and has a lot to him that get over looked bc "hehe misogyny joke"

And thats not to say we shouldnt talk about it- we definitely should! It is still a major part of who he is!- but it shouldnt be the only thing we talk about, nor ANY problematic character that has depth and dimensions. Every character should be discussed with the same weight as the others, even the problematic ones, in every aspect, including both their positive and negative traits.

And if you dont like a character- avoid the discussions about them!! Im not asking ppl to agree with me, im asking to have a discussion with those who want to talk about it in a nuanced manner and those who dislike a character with every ounce of their being to respect our views of a character and move on! Its a webcomic about fictional characters, not a debate on real people.

-a very fucking tired calder liker