#you dont set Lestat de'fuckin Lioncourt as your ideal love interest and then get pulled by a high school fuqboi | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

still-nix-d-goffic · 5 months

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Side tracked here but I feel like my main issue with Twilight is not so much the bland love interest thing, I think it's that they're incredibly bland monster boys as well. Like Monster Fucker™ lite. Insulting to a seasoned Monster Fucker™ such as myself.

#by god are they bland as like ... people too though #you dont set Lestat de'fuckin Lioncourt as your ideal love interest and then get pulled by a high school fuqboi #(u totally end up doing that actually its like a canon event as the kids say no one is immune to dating mid in highschool cause like)#everyone is mid in highschool #hello everyone im high and drinking soda #twilight #rewatch rambles #lestat was probably more like a gender envy thing now that i think about it.#im fem but boy fo they depict my archetype as male a whole fuck of a ton

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