#you dont set Lestat de'fuckin Lioncourt as your ideal love interest and then get pulled by a high school fuqboi
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Side tracked here but I feel like my main issue with Twilight is not so much the bland love interest thing, I think it's that they're incredibly bland monster boys as well. Like Monster Fucker™ lite. Insulting to a seasoned Monster Fucker™ such as myself.
#by god are they bland as like ... people too though#you dont set Lestat de'fuckin Lioncourt as your ideal love interest and then get pulled by a high school fuqboi#(u totally end up doing that actually its like a canon event as the kids say no one is immune to dating mid in highschool cause like)#everyone is mid in highschool#hello everyone im high and drinking soda#twilight#rewatch rambles#lestat was probably more like a gender envy thing now that i think about it.#im fem but boy fo they depict my archetype as male a whole fuck of a ton
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