#you dont need a uber! you dont need a cab!! fuck a bus pass you got a moped man!

[anotherpapercut]

has everyone else heard of this Macklemore song featuring 3 major pioneers of hip hop that's literally about mopeds because I just found out about it like this year and I'm mad no one told me about it before

[all-hail-the-witcher]

DOWNTOWN by fuckin MACKLEMORE is literally like THE BEST RAP SONG OKAY CHANGE MY MIND

ITS FULL OF SASS

examples:

first the instrumental is a whole slap and a half and PERFECT FOR TAP DANCING

“i went to the moped store. said FUCK IT.”

“oooOOOO its too REAL chromed out mirror i do nT N eE d a wi ND sH i E Ld”

“800 cash thAts a hELL oF a dEaL”

“WHITEWALLS on the wheels like MAYONNAISE. DOPE!”

“but imma keep it Hella 1987″

“im stunting on everybody, hella raw, pass the wasabi”

“my seat is leather alright im lying its pleather bUT GIRL WE CAN STILL RIDE TOGETHER!!”

“you dont need an Uber. you dont need a Cab. fuck a bus pass you got a moPED MAN!!”

“cut the BULLSHIT get off my MULLET”

“CAUSE IM TOO DAMN QUICK< IM TOO DAMN SLICK, WHOLE DOWNTOWN YELLIN OUT ‘WHO THAT IS?’ .......it's Me. the M the A C the K”

and the best one:

“runnin around the whole town, neighbors yelling at me like you need to slow down. im goin 38 man, chill the Hell Out, Mow Your Damn Lawn and sIT THE HELL D O W N”

also the music video is just....yes

anyway thank you for coming to my ted talk

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Downtown Song Lyrics – Macklemore And Ryan Lewis Featuring Eric Nally Melle Mel Kool Moe Dee And Grandmaster Caz

Downtown Song Lyrics

Downtown Song Lyrics From Popular Hollywood Artist Macklemore And Ryan Lewis Featuring Eric Nally Melle Mel Kool Moe Dee And Grandmaster Caz from Album.

This song is sung by singer ” Macklemore And Ryan Lewis Featuring Eric Nally Melle Mel Kool Moe Dee And Grandmaster Caz ” in Year 2015.

Lyrics of Downtown :

i went to the moped store said fuck it salesmans like what up whats your budget and im like honestly i dont know nothing about mopeds he said i got the one for you follow me ooh its too real chromed out mirror i dont need a windshield banana seat a canopy on two wheels eight hundred cash thats a hell of a dealim headed downtown cruising through the alley tiptoeing in the street like dally pulled up moped to the valley whitewalls on the wheels like mayonnaise dope my crew is ill and all we need is two good wheels got gas in the tank cash in the bank and a bad little mama with her ass in my face imma lick that stick that break her off kitkat snuck her in backstage you dont need a wristband dopekilling the game bout to catch a body passed the harley dukie on the ducati timbaland khaled scott storch birdman god damn man everybody got bugattis but ima keep it hella nineteen eighty seven head into the dealership and drop a stack and cop a kawasaki im stunting on everybody hella raw pass the wasabi im so low that my scrotums almost dragging up on the concrete my seat is leather alright im lying its pleather but girl we could still ride together you dont need a uber you dont need a cab fuck a bus pass you got a moped man she got nineteen eighty eight mariah carey hair very rare mom jeans on her derriere throwing up the west side as we tear in the air stop by pike place throwing fish to a playerdowntown downtown downtown downtown downtown downtown she has her arms around your waist with a balance that will keep her safe downtown have you ever felt the warm embrace downtown of the leather seat between your legs heyeyeyey heyeyeyey heyeyeyey heyeyeyey downtown you dont want no beef boy know i run the streets boy better follow me towards downtown what you see is what you get girl dont ever forget girl aint seen nothing yet until youre downtowndope cut the bullshit get off my mullet stone washed so raw moped like a bullet you cant catch me a popo cant reprimand me im in a bboy stance im not dancing i got your girl on the back going tandem cause im too damn quick im too damn slick whole downtown yelling out who that isits me the m the ac the k sounding like a french pimp from back in the day i take her to pend oreille and i watch her skate i mean water ski ollie ollie oxen free im perusing down fourth and they watching me i do a handstand the eagle lands on my seat well hello but baby the kickstand aint free now do you or do you not wanna ride with me i got one girl i got two wheels she a big girl that aint a big deal i like a big girl i like em sassy going down the backstreet listening to blackstreet running around the whole town neighbors yelling at me like you need to slow down going thirtyeight dan chill the fuck out mow your damn lawn and sit the hell down if i only had one helmet i would give it to you give it to you cruising down broadway girl what a wonderful view wonderful view theres layers to this shit player tiramisu tiramisu let my coattail drag but i aint tearing my suit tearing my suitdowntown downtown downtown downtown downtown she has her arms around your waist with a balance that will keep her safe have you ever felt the warm embrace of the leather seat between your legs downtown you dont want no beef boy know i run the streets boy better follow me towards downtown what you see is what you get girl dont ever forget girl aint seen nothing yet until youre downtownyou dont want no beef boy know i run the streets boy better follow me towards downtown what you see is what you get girl dont ever forget girl aint seen nothing yet until youre downtown

Downtown Song Lyrics

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