#you dont get to be dearest cazzy 2.0
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Astarion contains multitudes. I love him.
#these were within ten minutes of each other#officer hes perfect#and by perfect i do mean an asshole bastard who flips between endearing and frustrating like a metronome at 200 bpm#hes currently trying to sell nieve on ascending#absolutely not#if durge isnt allowed to be murder evil man#you dont get to be dearest cazzy 2.0#sorry astarion. youre stuck as a spawn again. womp womp.#guess youll just have to come to terms with your reality and grow organically as a persob#instead of turning into the very monster that owned you for 200 years#dang. that sure sucks. nieve will be with you 100% along the way as he also becomes A Better Healthier Person#bg3#also all week most of my creative power went into crafting a no absolute au#where astarion got made into a full vampire through trickery and through more shenanigans#ended up stuck as a bat in cleric Ronan's care#its a whole thing. just felt like id mention it for posterity
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