#you don't see this everyday in the woods XD

[kaddyssammlung]

[sweater-daddiesdumbdork]

From this post:

🌹Rose🌹: send a compliment - Your stories are so real and beautiful. I on more than one occasion wished I could switch places with Honey. 🥰

❀Violet❀: tell someone what makes them unique (does a specific character remind you of them? trope? aesthetic?) - Curtis reminds me of you. As well was fall and wintertime. Idk why the later, probably because I spent most of fall snuggled up, reading about Curtis and Honeys adventures 💙

🌺Azalea🌺: send a headcanon about them and the character you associate them with - Curtis would absolutely love your not so active adventures of Tika. I think if he can't join because he has to work he'd demand text updates. He'd probably also have your location on - not in a creepy way, more in a concerned "I gotta protect my girl" way. Maybe he'd also do it so he can use that smart home feature he installed and turn the heating up to your preference when you're almost home. Or turn on the heating in the bathroom where he put the towel over the heater so when you get out of the shower you have a warm fuzzy towel to wrap yourself into.

I loved finding this because I forgot all about this ask game.

I wish you could have a Curtis, I want a Curtis as well, someone who just is happy with you in the everyday moments and doesn't always need to be doing something to be happy. Why I am exhausted of dating... I want someone who just likes being with me doing nothing. Sorry, I'm rambling. XD

Fall and Winter is my favorite time! The -Ber months are where my heart belongs, I love and adore all the holidays in that time period. I feel like in Life Is Short So Make It Sweet, I put a lot of myself into all the characters in different ways. Like Curtis kinda just going with the flow in the moment is very much how I am, as well as him getting a bit heated when he is mad.

Curtis wanting all the updates! Yes! If he cant go with you, he wants to hear and see all the experiences you are having, as well as EVERY SINGLE TIKA PICTURE. Gotta make sure his good pup is having an adventure. But Curtis will escape with you as much as possible, because he loves being out in nature. I haven't gotten to this part yet, but Curtis has a little Lake Superior getaway that he will be taking Honey too once I get to the summer portion of the story. With Curtis being big on safety, I think he would ask for you to give him that. Like you said, not in a creepy way, but just in case anything happens, which is easy to have a slip up and being in the middle of nowhere, someone has to know where you are. (its a rule at my house that when I go out, I tell someone which trail or part of the woods Tika and I are going out too just so someone can come look for me if I don't come back. Be safe out in the woods people!)

And the smart house features, yes! I feel like you would take advantage of that for Curtis too, knowing he doesn't like the cold, you make sure the setting is set for him when he gets home, he can come into a warm house or get to enjoy a hot warming shower. When you finally get home to see him at ease instead of all bundled up trying to warm up, you immediately go to cuddle with him... you know to warm up yourself.

I really loved all these thoughts!

[angstyvylene-i]

slenderman gets a guitar call him the fenderman. slendermans the new mailman call him the senderman. slendermans in futurama call him the benderman. slendermans in a 3d game engine call him the renderman. slenderman gets top surgery call him the genderman. slenderman becomes a seamstress call hom the menderman

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I'm so exicted I'm kinda nausuouse. Um. I'm eating soup thing XD. Ohhh my God slenderman oh ymg od. Oh ym God it's Slenderman! It's lsenderman! Slenderman loll haa ha it's slenderman he's slender abd man..Whenderman you senterman that ask have you thought about him.derman. that's the slenderman haha that's th e the that's him he's the ask senderman hahahahaha he's sledneringLFMAO everyday I'm slandering have you heard of that. Did you see that? Image? Hagshg. Ow it hurts I just laughed. Becuase lf. The? Slaughftee man it's Laughter and Slender so it's slaughtering. He do be slughting slaughtering don't he. He's doing that in his lil house. That's the woods have you went inside the oweods it's pretty cool I must go there some time I think it's cool. Unless there are the EIGHT PAGES@!! WOULDNT want that would you. Yeah that's whyt that's the slendermans eight pages or wahs is nine. LMFOA IDK XDDD YOu are so right tho he is the fenderman when he guitars. He is the benderman when he futurrama. He is no t the one who knocked however. That would be Walter White from Breaking Bad. They may be bald but don't make such amature mistakes, ok? Don't do that. Don do that to slendemran(Walter whtie is from breaking bad) the eight meth crytsals have you thought about that? You havent I can tell. Because the tellmanKHKJLHKJ that makes no sense LOL the senserman. HAGAHSHRHRGT. He is the transition. Man. Transgenderman. The operator at the operation table they were like do you want to take off your top and he's like Yeah that's why I'm here. I'm transgeneder and I wanot I waont I wsnt to get top Surgery alol. I think if there was a slenderman Trans flag that would be aqesome. Do you perhaps think he'd be idk. I wran out of things to say sorry. OH WELL!! Lol.

Hey wait a secone holy shif you are the strawberryr you're name it'd like it has the Woods. Kyou know who else is in the woofs? Slenderman that's riewfhit babye.thatdright the streawberryman uh. The rosewood. Or soemthing you coll ect the pages you collect Um the links I guess. Whatever it's the woods

[bluesky88diary]

Thank you for sharing that warm family picture with Nubi. I appreciate this. Also beside everything mentioned in Instagram I notice a little challenging feeling along with photos like this. Because you make me feel more of daily you, common you, feminine you, open and close by. And this feeling is something I've never experienced, asking myself: "how is that to wake up, live and share everything in common with beloved women?" It's not something I get used to, so this mystery challenges me before unknown. Honestly, I feel myself kind of awkward before such moments, and perhaps you notice some weird notes in my tone. So what is this feeling? Maybe I'm afraid to be not good enough as a husband? I might say not perfect though. Will you keep loving me even though I'm not perfect? The same I ask myself about you, will I love you everyday the way you are? This fear becomes pointless when I think more about you than about me. Because then I remember how many things I like about your personality, how much closer you feels to me, and about comfort and happiness you always bring in my life. Why it might be challenging then? I think one valuable things we learn within family, is to pay less attention to self and give more of ourselves to beloved. And this what makes you close to me, because I know you can understand the value of this more similar to my understanding. With you I don't feel like I'm lacking of anything.

Just thought how nice this is, turn head aside and see your photos on spotlight. Much better than Instagram or any digital. Do you have printed photo albums? Nothing can replace the feeling of opening album with old memories. Agree?

I think I like more life without digital relationships and things. So every time I remember my journey on bicycle I miss it a lot.

What do you think about house in the woods, remote from city, in calm and refreshing place? Okay, I will cook food for you, I you don't want xD Yeah, there many things will require much more efforts and time to be done, but at the same time it's wonderful to have such a peaceful slow motion to enjoy each moment and don't hurry anywhere, merely live and enjoy life together. What you say about this?

I'm very happy and grateful to Jesus for bringing you back in my life.

[yandereloversblog]

Yanderes Glamrock Freddy and Sol/Moon being saved by the reader at the end of the game, when the building explodes and burns... Like maybe the reader offers his house as a dwelling until things are resolved, but will the yanderes want to return to the its creators or will they want to continue living in the reader's house, which ironically is in the middle of a forest that has no neighbors around?

𝐘𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐄!𝐆𝐥𝐚𝐦𝐫𝐨𝐜𝐤 𝐅𝐫𝐞𝐝𝐝𝐲, 𝐒𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐫𝐨𝐩, 𝐌𝐨𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐫𝐨𝐩 -> 𝔻𝕒𝕣𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕠𝕗𝕗𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕒 𝕡𝕝𝕒𝕔𝕖 𝕥𝕠 𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕪

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> 𝗙𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗼𝗺: 𝙵𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝙽𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚜 𝙰𝚝 𝙵𝚛𝚎𝚍𝚍𝚢'𝚜: 𝚂𝚎𝚌𝚞𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚢 𝙱𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚑

> 𝗖𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗲𝗿𝘀: 𝙶𝚕𝚊𝚖𝚛𝚘𝚌𝚔 𝙵𝚛𝚎𝚍𝚍𝚢, 𝚂𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚘𝚙, 𝙼𝚘𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚘𝚙

> 𝗪𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀: 𝚈𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝙱𝚎𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚒𝚘𝚛, 𝚃𝚘𝚡𝚒𝚌 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚄𝚗𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚝𝚑𝚢 𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚍𝚜𝚎𝚝, 𝙳𝚎𝚕𝚞𝚜𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚜, 𝙼𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚙𝚞𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝙱𝚎𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚒𝚘𝚛, 𝙶𝚞𝚒𝚕𝚝-𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚙𝚙𝚒𝚗𝚐

> 𝗧𝘆𝗽𝗲 𝗢𝗳 𝗖𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗻𝘁: 𝙷𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚌𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚗𝚜

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•Awwww... You think they'd listen to whoever made them??? Hun a yandere robot boutta go rouge before that happens, FNAF Detroit: Becomes Yandere edition XD

•I still got two stories that I had finished so I'll upload the other one and then go on a little hiatus :') sorry it took a month to do this anon

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-> 𝐆𝐥𝐚𝐦𝐫𝐨𝐜𝐤 𝐅𝐫𝐞𝐝𝐝𝐲:

First off, you will be kinda taking in Gregory as well [unless Gregory left before the Pizzeria burnt down]

Easy to say, Glamrock Freddy adores you because of it, his darling not only saved them from such an awful fate but also gave them a place to stay? What an angel!

"I am really thankful for such kindness, [Y/N]! I'll try my best to repay you somehow."

And by repay, he means be a 24/7 bodyguard and care taker nonstop -Let's ignore logic and say you also found a way to charge him-

Glamrock Freddy really likes this, he also adores how you took up on taking care of Gregory [If he's there as well], you three [or two-] are like a little family! He'd want nothing more.

Of course he's... Worried, when you need to leave, maybe you have work- and even if you work from home, you eventually need to leave to buy food and such right?

"Are you sure you'll be alright superstar? Promise? Okay... Please just come back quickly."

Glamrock Freddy will start catching feelings for you pretty quickly if you're always around each other and since you'll be living alone, he has no one to worry about!

God forbid a thief or burglar decides to break in though. Freddy surprised himself by how quickly he got angry and might've accidentally killed them -no guilt whatsoever though-

You were probably still asleep and didn't know anything of it, Glamrock Freddy will make sure you have no troubles

"A loud crash in the middle of the night? I apologise [Y/N], but I do not know what you're referring to, I'm sure it was nothing."

Yeah, you ARE living alone in the middle of the woods... It's not safe at all if Freddy were to leave, which thankfully, he won't do-

Then when you come in with the happy news that the pizzaplex is being rebuild quickly and that Freddy might return, shit hits the fan.

"Of course superstar, that is... Great news..."

Honestly it's better if Gregory isn't staying with you two, you wouldn't want a child to witness this huge bear bot start to slowly lose it.

At first Freddy tells himself that he should just accept it, he shouldn't be selfish with the time he's had with you or the time that's left anyways.

Yet every time he sees on the news about the pizzaplex being closer to finished everyday or hearing updates from you; let's be honest, it's making him angry until he finally thinks of an idea.

Looking at the best bet, if the Mega Pizzaplex happens to be the same as it was before then Freddy will have an advantage of knowing the layout

"Superstar, why don't you come celebrate the reopening day with us? Please?"

And the deal's done, since Fazbear Entertainment is Fazbear Entertainment, Freddy could definitely find a quick place to hide you in that nobody would know exists.

Please know that it's for your own goods! A house in the middle of the woods is not a safe place for you, besides, you'll have everything you need here and Freddy will make sure you're comfortable.

"You're my savior [Y/N], now I'll be sure to protect you."

-> 𝐒𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐫𝐨𝐩:

*Gasp* You saved him!? Sundrop is so happy! He'll be hugging you from excitement despite the burning building behind the two of you.

Because of this, he'll get instantly attached to you, why wouldn't he? Sun doesn't have a place to go so he'll obviously follow you around.

"Ohhh are we going to live together sunshine? That's amazing! We can have sleepovers every night!"

He's a little upset about the Daycare burning down but he's glad to be with you.

He's going to be a lot more active if there's a lot of light or sun outside, which means you won't get rest, like- no rest at all.

Even when you nap, Sun will just grab you then carry you around because he's bored.

"Let's go look for something fun to do sunshine!"

He's like a puppy, waiting at the doorstep for you to get back home and if you don't pay attention closely enough he might ruin your pillow.

Least Sun appreciates not having anyone else to compete with for your attention (Maybe other than Moon but that's different)

Sundrop takes up all your time during the day that's for sure, he demands -and craves- attention 24/7, you saved him right? Take responsibility now.

"Sunshine~ come on let's play! Best friends hang out with each other right?"

If someone happens to break into your house, Sundrop would've killed them in such few seconds that it surprised him.

Sun's just been thinking about you the entire time, the attention you give him and how you make him feel, so it's gotten him so obsessed that even the THOUGHT of someone hurting you makes him snap.

"Oh- whoops, I forgot how fragile humans are... Anyways, should I clean this up before sunshine sees? Nope! I'll leave it to Moon to deal with it."

It's so unexpected, the realization that he might like you more than a friend... More than a BEST friend? Sun's gonna start squealing from happiness, if he likes you more than a best friend then he should be even MORE affectionate and needy to show it right?

You're always either getting picked up by Sun, having him hold you or he's super close.

You might've been more relieved than you thought when sharing the news about the Pizzaplex being rebuild, finally you'll get him off your back right?

Except not, Sun will quiet down, his demeanor would turn completely creepy while staring at you.

"You want me to leave? That's... That's not okay sunshine..."

Until he has a talk with Moon and realizes he can bring you with him! That's a great idea!

Besides, Sundrop will have way more control over you at the Pizzaplex than your own house, you'll be in a totally unfamiliar place with only him there.

"I'm so happy you rescued me that day, sunshine~ now we won't ever be apart~"

-> 𝐌𝐨𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐫𝐨𝐩:

You saved him? Why? Why would you do that? Are you stupid?

"Running straight in and out of a burning building like that? You must be mad."

And since Moon thinks that, he'll make it his mission to take care of your clumsy ass. No more running into burning buildings and saving robots.

Of course he's thankful, Moon is watching and always making sure you get enough sleep, isn't that enough?

Okay fine, he might also be singing lullabies, then cuddling and coddling you every chance he gets.

"Starlight, what have I told you about late night trips to the kitchen? No more coffee."

He's like a live in moody -cat- roommate, Moon doesn't like the fact he got saved and now he needs to do something for you as well, being indebted is such an annoyance to him.

Because of this, Moon would start to get obsessive over you, always lingering around. He doesn't need sleep so whenever it's night he'll just be there, staring at you.

Remember how I said he's like a roommate? Well he's about to be a living in boyfriend pretty soon... The toxic kind-

"Where are you going? It's late. Get back to your room."

The only reason he's this strict is because he needs to return the favor, but Moondrop is aware so he'll start realizing the situation very soon.

He'll just be charging then think about you, your relationship with him, how obsessive Moon is with you, the way his inside gears run faster when looking at you sleep, or how your touch soothes him

"Oh... Oh... How fun~"

Alright, time for Moon to get playful. Gone are the strict rules and come in the playful demands.

"You want to go out? No starlight, you're staying here with me~"

At least before he saw you as an adult, now he's not even letting you get out of the doorstep unless it's to get food.

God help him if someone breaks in, of course Moon will remove them but unlike Sun and Freddy, he won't hide it.

"The loud noise at night? Someone broke in, but don't worry starlight, I made sure to put them in timeout~"

You don't know if he killed them or not but it's alluded to that.

Moondrop isn't surprised when the news about the Pizzapled being rebuild comes up.

"Huh, is that so?"

He already knows what he's going to do, even before that place opens, Moondrop will go and check the layout to see if it's still the same, if the secret corners he knew were still there then just the next night he'll kidnap you, before the place even opens.

"I told you; running into burning building and saving someone is stupid. Look where it lead you, my precious starlight~"

[loominggaia]

What about Faun courting? I feel like I'm the only one here that really likes them xD

Yeah, unfortunately there aren't a lot of faun characters in the series yet, and the ones we do have aren't the best representatives for their species...

Like humans, fauns have extremely high social and emotional intelligence, so their way of flirting and showing affection can be very diverse. A lot of their signals are incredibly subtle and will fly over the heads of other species.

It's another one of those cases where a faun's culture will influence how they flirt more than their species.

As far as natural attraction goes though...

Strangely enough, sound is the best way to appeal to a female faun. They have extremely acute hearing and can pick up subtle tones that even male fauns can't. They look (or listen, rather) for males with deep, healthy voices. A male who can sing well, speak clearly, and play an instrument skillfully is definitely going to get their attention.

Female fauns even pay attention to the sound of breathing, whether they realize they're doing it or not. They can tell if you have healthy lungs just by standing next to you, because they can hear every little crackle and wheeze that even you may not notice. Needless to say, they're not into smokers.

They're attracted to creative, intelligent, healthy males who are in control of their emotions. Males who act crass and violent are major turn-offs. Fauns of either sex have a natural timidness about them, so being loud, rude, ignorant, and intimidating is not the way to win their affections.

Physically speaking, a big, impressive rack of antlers doesn't hurt! But if you're seeking to woo a female faun and you aren't one yourself, you can make up for your lack of antlers by conducting yourself in a polite and intelligent manner, taking some voice lessons, and learning how to play an instrument. If you're a smoker, the best time to quit was yesterday. Please her ears and you will please her heart!

Male fauns operate a bit differently...

They also have very acute hearing, but sounds aren't as important to them as visuals. Male fauns have an eye for detail. They appreciate beauty and grace above all. They tend to gravitate towards dancers, athletes, fashion models, or anyone who can move their body with graceful confidence.

Their sharp eyes will pick up every little detail about your outfit, every pore on your skin, and especially your body language. That's not to say that you have to have perfectly symmetrical or "flawless" features to attract a faun, because they can see beauty in imperfection as well. What really makes you attractive to them is having an eye for detail yourself--that is, color-coordinating your outfit and choosing fabrics that compliment eachother, taking care with accessorizing, styling your hair thoughtfully, and keeping a clean and presentable appearance.

For male fauns, it's not all about your natural beauty. It's more about the effort you put in to highlight your best features. They can tell if you just didn't give a shit that day, and that's not attractive to them. You won't woo any fauns by showing up to the date wearing pajama bottoms and a messy ponytail. But if you show up wearing a thoughtfully-constructed outfit, it doesn't matter if you're ugly or not, because what's attractive to them is the effort you made and the beauty of your outfit you put together using your creativity, not the beauty of your face which you have no control over.

If you want to woo a male faun, your best bet is to read some art books and fashion magazines to learn what makes a look "work". Don't slack on your everyday look, keep your body in decent shape, and conduct yourself with grace. Taking dance classes doesn't hurt. Clumsiness and heavy-handedness are major turn-offs for them. Show off some dance moves and gymnastics and you're well on your way to winning his heart!

In traditional faun cultures, males instinctively craft a set of musical pipes from wood, which they play for females they're interested in. If the female is also interested, she'll dance to his tune. If her moves impress him, the two become an item. This ritual sums up the root of their attractions pretty well, I think.

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Questions/Comments?

Lore Masterpost

[slashingdisneypasta]

Hi! If you don't mind could you write me some headcanons about being bff with some female cp's? Like Jane, Nina, Clockwork, Nurse Ann...?

One of my best friends is called one of these names so it was odd to write XD Some headcanon’s were totally true about her as well, and some definitely were n o t. XD

Anyway I’m not sure how comprehensive this is since I just kinda spewed it all out so, uh… I hope you like them! 😅

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Clockwork:

·         Natalie stays at your house all the time and eats all your food. Girl has a FAST metabolism so you cannot tell, but she eats e v e r y t h i n g.

·         She doesn’t even have a key to your home, you just come home from everyday activities and she’s slumped in your couch cushions watching TV and there’s a pool on your bathroom floor from her shower and- oh, she has also ordered pizza so get your wallet out.

·         You just squint/glare at her before flopping on the couch beside her. She hands you the remote and gets comfier by you.

·         Even when you have a romantic interest over, she is there at your house, comfortable on the couch playing games on your phone as you walk your ‘friend’ to your room.

·         It’s not all frustrating though, she’s always there to protect you. There have been multiple burglaries that she has intercepted and ‘taken care of’. She’s honestly like a guard dog who also has an excellent sense of humour.

·         And don’t think she just wants you around for your apartment and money. Nay nayyyyyy nay. She tells you all about the Creepypasta drama and what’s going on at the mansion, even though you aren’t apart of that life.

·         And she calls when she’s away. Just calls up to talk to you.

·         You two are the kind of friends that don’t need to talk to each other all the time. In fact, you agree that talking to people all the time is annoying and too much trouble, and you could totally go without each other for days (Weeks even) if either of you were busy! But… without either of you even realising, you always end up contacting each other in one way or another every day, anyway. Its easy with you two. No romantic relationship could compare.

·         She was the groom and you were the bride in your make-believe weddings and mums and dads games as kids.

·         On Toby: “Okay Nat, I like Toby but I hope you know, if he hurts you… well there is absolutely nothing I can do to wreak revenge on your behalf, as he is a duo hatchet wielding psychopath, except maybe give him a stink eye. … When he is looking away and therefore cannot see the stink eye.”

·         More on the Toby subject: Clockwork once took you to Slender Mansion (Cuz you were targeted by a botched victim of hers because she cares about you and she wanted you close by to keep you safe until she could, like, finish killing the guy and all. Whatever though, no biggie. Pft, At least that’s how she made it out to be.) and she had to leave you for a moment so she handcuffed you and Toby together because he’s the only one she could trust to watch you.

·         It was very awkward for the two of you, but definitely a bonding experience. You were both very happy to see Clocky come back though.

·         HORROR. The world of horror is your favourite genre together. Supernatural horror, slashers, basement dwellers, vampires, werewolves, the blob, stalkers, murderers, psychological horror, black and white, colour, movies, tv shows, books- whatever. You two get so excited to experience new fictional horror.

Jane The Killer:

·         If you’re into boys, let me tell you right away- Jane is very critical of their actions. She was at a very influential time in her life (Especially concerning boys and girls and romance) when she met Jeff and Liu. She met those boys, thought ‘Oh, they’re cute. Maybe budding crush?’, and then Jeff killed her family, burnt down her home and ruined her life and Liu became an asshole, and now the male species has been, sorta… tainted. She knows there are good ones (In fact, m a n y boys are lovely, of course.), but one’s that you’re in romantic cahoots with are always going to be under her very watchful eye anyway so she doesn’t really bother to hold back her fear (Which translates into dislike… or hate) with them. So if you have boy problems, be careful. Provided you like this/these guy/s, at least. If you don’t like them, then she’s the perfect person to go to!

·         If you are a boy, then- of course, none of this applies to you. She loves you. Don’t worry. You’re her best friend!

·         Girls are an entirely different situation though of course. Jane drinks that love women juice every single day.

·         Jane is really good with altering clothes, so she’s the one you go to when you need help hemming something or taking something in. She likes to do it, too. Quality best friend time while not being lazy.

·         Speaking of her hating to be lazy… This does not apply at night. Nighttime is a whole other ballgame. Its bedtime by 7 for her if you don’t lock her into plans a week in advance. If she is braless and in her P.J’s, you will not be able to peel her from her home. Except for snacks, but even if she goes to the grocery store, she’s not getting changed and she’s going to wear her bunny slippers.

·         You two watch so many cartoons together. Gravity Falls, Star Vs The Forces of Evil, Over The Garden Hedge, Villainous, Looney Tunes, Ducktales, etc. Any and all that you can get your hands on.

·         You two are prepared to get platonically married, for any reason. Like, you need to stay in the country? Married; You’re staying. You’re the only one who can testify against hr in the court of law? Married, so by law you don’t have to. One of you accidentally planted yourselves with a kid and (Cuz you’re ride or die for each other, obviously), you’re gonna parent the child together and cuz of religious beliefs one of your would feel better about raising them together with a wedding band? Married.

·         Jane doesn’t drink, so when/if you get drunk she’s always there to keep you safe.

·         Jane also gets friend-jealous, a lot. Like, that bitch just called you her best friend, Y/N. Is she your best friend? I thought I was. So who is it, Y/N? Me or her? HM? (She is prepared to turn up to wherever you and this person are hanging, all glamorous and cool as she is, and show off. Prove she’s a way better friend then this new person so they back off).

·         When you were little, she was the bride and you were the groom in your wedding/marriage/mums and dads games.

Nina The Killer:

·         You have known her for both your entire lives and there have been iffy, and dark times but through hell and high water you have stuck with her. You love her. She’s your girl, you are her person too. You will be with her, and protect her from anything.

·         You are the only one in the world that loves her, really. You may not quite understand her weirdness, but you stick with her anyway because you love her.

·         Just like- baseline of your friendship is being ride or die for each other.

·         You were also really into Jeff, but at a more… healthy? Level? Like, you were still romantically interested in a real-life murderer, but you wouldn’t have done anything about it. You wouldn’t hurt anyone (Except to protect others) or victim blame, or contact the victims (Dear God) or whatever, but you would take peaks at fanfiction and gab with Nina about it. I mean, it’s not grand, but in comparison to Nina, hah… you were harmless.

·         Now though, that you’ve met him and he is the reason your bets friend is so hurt and broken, you are not the fondest of him. I mean, you still have a place in your heart for the version of him you and Nina made up in your heads (The version that Nina still believes is real) but that isn’t the real him. Jeff Woods is an ass. You need to keep your friend safe from him.

·         And uh… so nowadays… occasionally, you will find out where Jeff is (You keep an ear out) and, you know, just… lie your ass off to Nina. Yep. You tell her you heard that he’s in the opposite direction than he is so that she’ll unknowingly put more distance between him and her.

·         Yes. It’s a lie, but… its for the greater good! It’s for Nina’s mental health and physical safety.

·         Anyway, moving on to lighter things.

·         In your make believe mums and dads/’grown up’ games that you would play together as kids, you were a single parent and she was the dog.

·         She will lie for you in an instant. She’s also really good at it.

·         You walked into a room once and saw she was drawing something, and it turned out to be your joint tombstone. She has not let this go- you will be buried in the same plot together, if it is the last thing she does. This is slightly concerning, but… also kind of cute. You can roll with it.

·         “What if I get married or have kids?”

·         “They will need to apply with me to join. There will be an interview process.”

·         ‘What about pets?”

·         “Oh, they can come in! No fee!”

·         Do not underestimate her weight. If she doesn’t want you to leave, she will hold onto your leg and go deadweight, and you will s t r u g g l e.

·         Nina talks to herself, but she acts like the person she’s talking to is another person, inside her mind. You both know its not, but you refer to the other girl as Agnes anyway. Super casual.

·         Follows you when you go on dates (At least the first one with someone)to make sure all goes well and texts you rapid fire when she smells something fishy. Even the smallest thing.

·         You two really love dystopian teen fiction. Divergent? Matched? Hunger Games? Maze Runner? Ugles? Alllllll. You consume them and then watch the movies/tv shows too.

Nurse Ann:

·         Live-in medical services! This means you can get really cheap life insurance and not worry about it to much.

·         And on the topic of insurance… Ann is super smart, and organised, and just really awesome at practical stuff like that. Insurance, bills, mortgages, any kind of forms and receipts. And she’s happy to sit down and help you go through it- and, as we all know, everything is better when it’s with a friend you feel comfortable with.

·         You can tell Ann anything and she’ll just roll with it. No judgment. Either she takes it and lets you talk about it or she just acknowledges it and moves on.

·         Like Jane, Ann has very little patience for boy problems. In fact, she has zero time for it. Boys? Girls? No thank you. So if you’re into boys, I have some bad news for you.

·         Best friend maintenance. Occasionally, Ann will over work herself (with murder) and you will need to guide her to relaxation. Gently persuade her to sit down at the dinner table and just make idle chit chat with her every now and then as you make her a good, hearty meal (Or as good as you can do XD Anything between Beefy stew and a Cheese toastie will work fine, don’t worry. She’s not picky at all), and then watch some movies with her. No phones, no knitting, no drawing, no… whatever. No other activities except TV watching! She needs to rest. I’m always shocked at how relaxing just sitting and watching TV can be. There’s a big difference between doing that and multitasking.

·         Ann will call you to pretend there’s an emergency if you want to get out of social engagement.

·         A thing that two enjoy together is science fiction. Star Trek (Including the animation), The War of Worlds, the world of Star Wars, Dune, a Handmaids Tail, The 100, Eureka, etc. She loves the brainy stuff.

·         Ann is the logical friend, who tries to give the most practical advice and make pros and con lists and everything. And then you go ahead and do the crazy thing, the thing she said definitely would not work and would probably make things worse, and she just face palms and says she’s never getting mixed up in your mess again. … Until the next time, when she totally does.

·         “I love you Y/N, but I am not about to walk into a police office and bail you out of jail so do not do that.”

·         You trap her into resting by painting her nails (Hands and feet) in her sleep right before her alarm is about to go off so she has to take the morning SLOW or the paint will mess up. She just wakes up, you hold up a sign in front of her face that says ‘NAILS’ and she stops immediately. “You bitch.”

·         As kids, of course, the two of you would play make-believe family games and you were both mums (/ or you were the dad). She was the working mum and you were forced to stay home take care the baby (large container of vitamins with a face drawn on).

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Don't kill me. 1 - 100 😂

All goods, not like I have anything better to do HAHA

Spotify, SoundCloud, or Pandora? Spotify! 

is your room messy or clean? Clean!

what color are your eyes? Brown

do you like your name? why? I don’t mind it, can’t really change it anyways HAHA

what is your relationship status? tekken

describe your personality in 3 words or less potato but outgoing & caring

what color hair do you have? brown

what kind of car do you drive? color? dont have one yet :( 

where do you shop? I shop anywhere tbh

how would you describe your style? i rather be comfortable most of the time but will dress nice when appropriate xD

favorite social media account dont really have one :)

what size bed do you have? queen single i think?? HAHA

any siblings? only child :(

if you can live anywhere in the world where would it be? why? New York? 

favorite snapchat filter? don’t have one

favorite makeup brand(s) Too faced and ABH

how many times a week do you shower? body everyday but hair every 2 days unless i had work

favorite tv show? Criminal minds, supernatural, Vamp diaries, shameless, chicago fire so far

shoe size? 6.5 or 7 

how tall are you? I dont know, havent measured in a while

sandals or sneakers? SNEAKERS

do you go to the gym? Use to but will go back when i get my ps xD

describe your dream date not fussed; movies, eat and chill 

how much money do you have in your wallet at the moment? 10$ HAHA, i prefer using card

what color socks are you wearing? Not wearing any

how many pillows do you sleep with? 3

do you have a job? what do you do? Yes and burger joint holla

how many friends do you have? Hmm, hard to say nowadays 

whats the worst thing you have ever done? don’t know, fucked up too many times hahaha

whats your favorite candle scent? lavenderrrrrr

3 favorite boy names too many to choose from :(

3 favorite girl names Erica, Belle, Ana

favorite actor? Gong Yoo and Lee Min Ho :3 dw not hardcore korean fan, they just cute

favorite actress? Cant think of any 

who is your celebrity crush? Idris Elba

favorite movie? Watched so many, don’t know :(

do you read a lot? whats your favorite book? I use to read alot, but stopped HAHA and dont have a fav book

money or brains? Brains 

do you have a nickname? what is it? nope

how many times have you been to the hospital? i think twice

top 10 favorite songs For Free, Fake love, Shape of you, Crush, Six Feet Under, Party Monster... cant think of 10, too many to choose :(

do you take any medications daily? nope

what is your skin type? (oily, dry, etc) dry

what is your biggest fear? not succeeding in life 

how many kids do you want? 2 or 3

whats your go to hair style? i usually just straighten mine

what type of house do you live in? (big, small, etc) small :)

who is your role model? no one

what was the last compliment you received? uh, cant remember HAHA

what was the last text you sent? to my friend, sayin “why r we friends”

how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real? i cant remember but pre sure really young

what is your dream car? Audi R8 :3

opinion on smoking? I don’t mind it, just not around me cause i cant breathe, literally haha

do you go to college? does uni count? then yes 

what is your dream job? don’t have one?? just hoping i graduate to become a nurse and im happy 

would you rather live in rural areas or the suburbs? suburbs 

do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels? nope 

do you have freckles? nope 

do you smile for pictures? sometimes?

how many pictures do you have on your phone? 1.5k :) AHA

have you ever peed in the woods? nope

do you still watch cartoons? nope

do you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonalds? never been wendy’s, but mcdonalds all the way 

Favorite dipping sauce? sweet and sour, big mac or ranch :3

what do you wear to bed? shirt

have you ever won a spelling bee? nope

what are your hobbies? puzzles, tv shows (if that even a hobby) or read

can you draw? i bloody wish

do you play an instrument? nope

what was the last concert you saw? never been to a concert :(

tea or coffee? none, but if i had to choose, tea

Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts? DONUTS

do you want to get married? Yeah

what is your crush’s first and last initial? I dont have a crush xD

are you going to change your last name when you get married? Nope, idk really

what color looks best on you? black

do you miss anyone right now? yeah, a few

do you sleep with your door open or closed? usually open but if theres noise like my mums watching stuff, closed

do you believe in ghosts? no -.- shhh

what is your biggest pet peeve? not sure

last person you called` my mother

favorite ice cream flavor? cookies and ice cream or fudge :3

regular oreos or golden oreos? regular

chocolate or rainbow sprinkles? chocooooolate

what shirt are you wearing? an orange shirt saying, “fight the power” HAHA

what is your phone background? My nieces :)

are you outgoing or shy? Depends who I am with; shy at the start but will get retarded when im comfortable with you 

do you like it when people play with your hair? yushhh

do you like your neighbors? Dont really know them but they nice when i see them

do you wash your face? at night? in the morning? both

have you ever been high? tried but never liked it?

have you ever been drunk? hell yeah

last thing you ate? fillet o fish :3

favorite lyrics right now hmmm, dont know 

summer or winter? winter

day or night? night 

dark, milk, or white chocolate? milk 

favorite month? april cause das my birthday 

what is your zodiac sign Aries 

who was the last person you cried in front of? my cousin