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[babzyz]

brina's restaurant recently went under review for some culinary awards; it's safe to say that grease'd lightning is finally getting its recognition . ݁₊ ⚡️ . ݁˖ . ݁

[elijah-loyal]

🎸 elise-punx

me: yo pass the aux my friend: you better not play trash me: *plays the shittiest old-ass recording of that one guy's TERRIBLE punk rock band*

#listen i know i know its super unhealthy to like stalk people #but this guy??? #like he's done so much shit and he's not even that old??? #how does he have multiple phds AND has been in a band?? #teach me your ways

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🇺🇸 nixon-official Follow

Anonymous asked:

what do you think president nixons opinion would be on kaiju bone powder and do you think he'd shit himself?

#shit himself on powder??? #or the fact that its like #a new drug?? #anon please 😭😭😭 #nixon official #satire #meme #nixon #america #joke account #kaiju #kaiju drugs #tw: drugs

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🦞 dick-gr4ys0n69 Follow

bruh im going down to my grandma's place in Lousiana for the weekend!!!!!

cant wait for the kaiju boil 🤤🤤🤤

🌼 tiny-tales-mariah

op... op did you mean cajun boil???  😭 😭 😭

🦞 dick-gr4ys0n69 Follow

FUCK YOU'RE RIGHT 😭 I'VE BEEN ON MY FORUMS TOO MUCH AND IT AUTOCORRECTS NOW 😭 😭 😭

🐟 ka1jucr-AZE Follow

#op must be going CRAZY for their thing to autocorrect like that 😭 #kaiju typo #typo #op hope you have a good time 🙏

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🤾 jaeger-meister Follow

it's so fucking stupid that you legally can't build a jaeger unless you're involved in the program, like what the fuck

#like apparently vigilanti-ism isnt allowed anymore #i've got a friend from MIT whos a fuckin whizz at this shit and he got arrested after a raid on his warehouse where he had jaeger blueprints in his bench #and that was apparently enough to fucking arrest him??? #he's tryna get out of jail now but like what the fuck #as if y'all are handling REAL jaegers well anyway

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🟩 gshsnyaloid Follow

is anyone else like, super fed up with the weird kaiju porn bots?

🌀 kaijubl00-8940275 Follow

click the link in my bio for some 🔞🌀🐉 :)

#fandom #spn #iasip #kaiju #kaijuu #kaiju blue #18+ #nsfw #haircut #sherlock bbc #amc iwtv #iwtv #disney

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🏴󠁵󠁳󠁯��󠁿 j-toh-io Follow

GUYS WHAT THE FUCK I JUST GOT INTO TRAINING FOR THE JAEGER PROGRAM!!!

#this has been like my dream since i was a kid #i dont even have a cool story or anything im from ohio so its not like weve ever HAD a kaiju attack #but HOLY SHIT IT ALL PAID OFF GUYS!!!!!! #AHHHHHHH!!!!

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☕️ mother-squared Follow

Listen, guys; I keep seeing a loooooot of tumblrinas being SUPER weird about the two K-Scientists (yeah, THOSE two, you know who I'm fucking talking about) and it's just super insensitive and gross of you all to keep shipping them.

Like, these are real fucking people, not just characters!!! They have lives, probably wives and kids (and if they don't, does it really matter??), and not to mention that at ANY public appearance they literally hate each other.

This aren't guys for your little "yaoi blorbo hours," these are real fucking people who are trying to do their JOBS. Not to mention the WEIRD ideas y'all have about them (like, seriously??? wtf was that one post about the glasses guy helping the other down the stairs?? he literally has a cane its normal to help your colleagues down stairs when they're disabled). STOP FORCE-GAYING REAL LIFE MEN!! It's not cute.

🏳️‍🌈 tt-tiny-starz Follow

awwww, is op mad that people are queer??

☕️ mother-squared Follow

Literally no, you missed the entire fucking point of my post

🪻 appollo-and-hyacinthus-2005 Follow

Oh, the post where you said, "STOP FORCE-GAYING REAL LIFE MEN," in all caps? Don't worry op, (ignoring your blatant ignorance) i'll lay it out for you

neither of them have wives and kids; my mutual kstrait is super into K-Sci work and did background dives on each of them

they actually DON'T hate each other, as is evident from Dr. Geiszler's twitter account here; he FREQUENTLY vagueposts about his lab partner and rarely actually seems to get pissed about him. Also, wdym "public appearances????" They've literally appared together in public MAYBE three times in the last couple years, so how would YOU know if they hate each other in public???

have you SEEN ppdc-confessions page??? SO MANY of their anons are literally ppdc workers complaining about how bickering-married-couple they act

WHY ARE YOU DOWNPLAYING DR. GEISZLER HELPING DR. GOTTLIEB???? Dr. Gottlieb famously does not like people touching him (or even calling him by his first name, actually, according to one of ppdc-confessions anons) so why would he let his lab partner???

Hope you can stop being a bigot and a jerk, op

☕️ mother-squared Follow

Excuse you, what the fuck??? Firstly, that PROVES MY POINT: you all are super fucking creepy literally LOOKING THROUGH these guys' backgrounds and shit. Also, relying on literal ANONS to prove a point? They're anons for a REASON, I can't believe you don't take that shit with a METRIC-TON of salt

Also, "downplaying his assistance?" I'M disabled, and your weird fucking infantilization of disabled people is disgusting. We're not babies that need help all the fucking time, and it's super gross of you to do that.

🪻 appollo-and-hyacinthus-2005 Follow

what are you even talking about??? WHERE have i infantilized disabled people?? that has NO bearing on this conversation, omfg

☕️ mother-squared Follow

Jesus, you people will do anything to justify your sick fucking fantasies. Have anything else to add?

🧰 kstrait Follow

hey

hey op

old man yaoi

#jesus this person is chronically online #its all in good fun, like come on #EDIT: LMFAO THEY BLOCKED ME

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🪽 faggle-d4ke Follow

y'all i think they should let me into the shatterdome with no

📟 sir-this-isnt-a-wendys Follow

guys i think they sniped op 😭😭😭

#LMAOO MY CAT SAT ON THE KEYBOARD AND HIT SEND MY BAD #IM ALIVE

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🙇‍♀️ alphamycherno Follow

i don't know about this "let's build a wall" thing like. where's the sexiness? the vibes? what's the point of war if we don't even have hot people in big fuckass robots anymore

🎴 coyote-t Follow

there are so many legitimate, important reasons to protest the wall of life, but whatever it takes i guess. sure. it's not fuckable enough

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🐉 exxxtraterrestrial Follow

happy kaiju blue monday!!

#happy kaiju blue monday

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🦅 ppdc-confessions

Anonymous asked:

I'm a janitor at the HK shatterdome and certain two german scientists should either fuck or finally kill each other at this point, I don't care. They're always in the lab no matter the time of day so I can't avoid them and so they try to get me (the janitor) to choose sides in their domestics!! I refuse to step in that lab again and involve myself in whatever the fuck they've got going on. They'll just have to clean that shit themselves

#this is the third confession about these scientists this week are you guys okay

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🍱 scissure

are we forgetting that PPDC is literally military like you people are not immune to propaganda

☠ buena-guy Follow

You are right. The kaiju are here to bring us to justice, there's no sense in fighting them. If you also feel like this, you can find out more on my blog ❤

🍱 scissure

SILENCE, CULTIST

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💃 shatterdo-me Follow

what if we kissed in the drift ��👉👈 and we were both girls 😳

#ok but for real what do you mean i have to go get into the MILITARY to become a JAEGER PILOT if i want to find my SOULMATE this is so fucked up #release the tech #for the gays

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