#you do have to replace the LED headlights tho. when i become king. i am enforcing that. with a baseball bat. in minecraft | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

toytulini · 3 days ago

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on the other end of driving a small car, when i took it through a car wash where they like wipe it down at the end with towels so theres not water drops all over it, they started cooing over how tiny and cute it is. and you know what. if my job was wiping down cars after a car wash i think i would also appreciate the worlds tiny little clown cars for taking like 2 seconds and a little reach to dry off

#toy txt post #but maybe im biased #but also like!!!!!! i cleaned snow off my brothers car once? which is like a normal sedan sized sedan. and oh my god. how are all of you #living like this. i would turn into the joker every day if it took that long. oh my god. just the whole time i was like why is there so #much fucking car. there does not need to be this much fucking car #a car should be pocket sized. if elon was swrious about his stupid shoving cars into pods on a train idea he'd make fucking pocket sized #cars. and id have 1 single ounce of respect for them for being small. but i have no respect for them. bc on top of sucking shit and being #awful. theyre all sedan sized or larger. cant believe this. we need to outlaw personal vehicles larger than sedans for like. 10yrs #minivans allowed i guess if they do not oversaturate the market. you can use the minivan to move big items or many people. you do not need #a chevy exorcist or whatever the fuck #my car takes that piss off people in every direction #not radical emough for the cyclists but just enough to piss off basically every car owner #im not even saying youd have to get rid of ur current big stupid suv just that The Market cannot make anything new except clown cars for a #decade. and parts for existing models but no new ones #you do have to replace the LED headlights tho. when i become king. i am enforcing that. with a baseball bat. in minecraft

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