#you deserve bread 🍞

[thebluecreator]

"My father"

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I've been adopted

This is my father

RATHD AARAWRAAAAAAAARASAESAEEWA

GRRRRRRRR

We eat nice cream on Sundays and hug daily

We cuddle to heal our broken minds

It's like my daily motivation

Father is my world (pun intended)

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Art: @thebluecreator

UnderWorld Sans: @ talesoftheunderworld-blog

[kairiscorner]

more married life with nanami please

OWKAJDKSLAMDUODAJWJS he is always in my mine 7/3 ("that's not a thing"– it is now.)

married life. — kento nanami x spouse!reader (part 2)

summary: you've always been the cure to nanami's bad days, now let nanami help cure you from yours with his simple acts of kindness and love. pairing: nanami kento x gn!spouse!reader genre: fluffy bread fluff !! author's note: kento definitely knows how to bake and make the tastiest buns (like his own ;>)

(part 1 - 🍞)

kento nanami is quick to notice you aren't acting as peppy as usual, and though he knew that people would never be the same all the time... there was just something about your silence, your distant demeanor that felt off to him.

kento nanami was always quick to worry when it came to you not acting like your usual self, several alarm signals went off in his head that something was definitely the matter with you when you didn't return his greeting at the door when you came home and trudged upstairs all silently.

kento nanami isn't the type to immediately ask himself if he did anything wrong, but seeing you act like this seriously made him wonder if he did anything wrong to make you act this way.

kento nanami tries asking you what's wrong, if you're okay or anything, but you just mumble out how exhausted you've been this whole week, and nanami felt the need to do something nice for his dearest spouse to cheer them up.

kento nanami heads down to the kitchen to get to work immediately, pulling out all the ingredients and utensils he needs to be able to make just the right thing to brighten your mood.

kento nanami doesn't usually worry about the food he makes not being good enough, when he cooks for himself, that is; but when he's cooking for the love of his life, he needs to make sure everything's perfect, and always has a dash of his love for you poured out into it.

kento nanami knocks on your door and calls out your name in a gentle voice; clutching the tray or bowl of your favorite treats and smiles at you all gently and lovingly, his soft, brown eyes gazing at you with the same love and affection as when he first met you, when he first loved you, exchanged vows with you at the altar, and spent his honeymoon with you–his beloved spouse.

kento nanami encourages you to spoil yourself for once, to rest and let yourself go. he reassures you through his touch and words, especially through his actions, that you deserve to have a break, to have the best, for once–or rather, all the time.

kento nanami reminds you that no matter what difficulty you face, no matter how exhausted you may be, he will always treat you like royalty, and will fulfill his duties as your husband to be with you in sickness and in health–he'll nurse you back up from your fatigue and keep you from overworking as much as he can because...

kento nanami loves his dearest spouse like it's their wedding day and honeymoon night all over again; he can't deny you, and he won't ever, because you have his whole heart–and he'll do everything he can to make and keep you happy, relaxed, and content with him.

tags !! @rohansdisciple

[piercedprisoner]

"I'll have some toasted white bread, please."

"You want butter or jam on that toast, honey?"

"No ma'am. Dry."

Elwood deserves all the toast in the world. 🍞

I've made a second version where he sees the light, just like Jake did in the church scene. xD

[aroacesafeplaceforall]

I am allo but I have many aroace friends and I platonically love aroace people with all my heart

I wish to achieve level Protector of Aroaces

anyway

y'all are awesome and you deserve a world of garlic bread

I dub thee Protector of the Garlic Bread 🧄🍞

[thebluecreator]

Papyrus appreciates your existence

im eating so much spaghetti rn

[a-captions-blog]

"Please, save what remains of us."

With all kindness, put yourself in my family's place—what would you do?

Hello Dear,

I write to you overwhelmed with pain and helplessness 😔. My name is Abdelsalam, and I carry a burden too heavy to bear. My little daughter Amoona 👧 is living in unimaginable conditions. Every day is a battle for survival, where even her most basic rights—safety 🛡️, medicine 💊, and food 🍞—are distant dreams.

Amoona doesn't know the taste of childhood. She is growing up in a world that shows no mercy 💔, and as a father, I feel helpless watching her grow without being able to protect her. You have a voice that reaches millions 🎤, and your influence can be the difference between life and death.

I kindly ask, not just as a father but as a human 🙏, if you could consider offering some financial support, no matter how small, to help us provide the essentials Amoona needs. Your generosity could change our lives and bring hope back to my daughter’s future.

Additionally, I beg you to help spread my campaign. Let my voice reach the world 🌍, let people know what we are going through. All I ask is for a few words from you, but those words, alongside your support, could save Amoona and give her the life she deserves 💫.

Every word, every share, and every bit of help could be a lifeline ⛑️.

With the deepest gratitude,

Abdelsalam

[Plain text:

"Please, save what remains of us."

With all kindness, put yourself in my family's place—what would you do?

Hello Dear,

I write to you overwhelmed with pain and helplessness [pensive emoji]. My name is Abdelsalam, and I carry a burden too heavy to bear. My little daughter Amoona [girl emoji] is living in unimaginable conditions. Every day is a battle for survival, where even her most basic rights—safety [shield emoji], medicine [pill emoji], and food [bread emoji]—are distant dreams.

Amoona doesn't know the taste of childhood. She is growing up in a world that shows no mercy [broken heart emoji], and as a father, I feel helpless watching her grow without being able to protect her. You have a voice that reaches millions [microphone emoji], and your influence can be the difference between life and death.

I kindly ask, not just as a father but as a human [praying hands emoji], if you could consider offering some financial support, no matter how small, to help us provide the essentials Amoona needs. Your generosity could change our lives and bring hope back to my daughter’s future.

Additionally, I beg you to help spread my campaign. Let my voice reach the world [globe emoji], let people know what we are going through. All I ask is for a few words from you, but those words, alongside your support, could save Amoona and give her the life she deserves [star emoji].

Every word, every share, and every bit of help could be a lifeline [rescue worker helmet emoji]

With the deepest gratitude,

Abdelsalam \End PT]

They are currently at €11,930 / €50,000

GoFundMe: link

[skye707]

Heya Skye! Have some bread, ya deserve and need it 🍞 !!

Also, I’ve got a question. What do each of the Riddler’s think of the (not so) good doctor Crane?

I'm so glad that people are on board with the spook train as well as the Riddlemobile.

(and I am going to town on that bread. I am a fiend for bread.)

Unburied - Legitimately scared of Dr. Crane. Will not interact with him under any circumstances. Would never admit it, but sometimes he has nightmares concerning dear old Jonny.

ZY - It's kind of like the interaction that happens when you put the nerd and the slacker together for a group project. ZY has the charisma to get the conversation going, and Crane is doing the actual heavy lifting. Not ZY's first choice of company, but when it comes to friends, he'll take what he can get.

Dano - This can go one of two ways: "this guy is scary. I like it :)" or "holy fuck what the fuck is wrong with this guy". Someone he can't use scare tactics and hysterical panic on to do his bidding? Either his new best friend or his new biggest threat.

YJ - He would try to be friends, but soon realizes that this guy is in a whole other league of villainy. Being an international cyber threat and criminal is cool, but this guy uses biochemistry to scare people? to death?? YIKES!

Gotham - What the kid? The scarecrow kid from that one bizarre case in his GCPD days? Don't make him laugh. As if he'd be scared of a teenager with a sack over his head. Nothing the Riddler can't handle.

BTAA - They have a working relationship and that's it. If you think he's getting cozy with that sadistic S.O.B. you must have a few screws loose. Not that he couldn't deal with him! He is the artist of crime after all, but Crane doesn't have the same respect for the arts as Eddie Nygma. (Please don't tell him he said that)

Arkham - One of the only people he gets along with. That might be due to Jonathan's saintly patience with him, but it works. Meetings and conversations are quick and to the point, but when your usual company consists of rats and opossums you aren't picky.

BTAS - I don't care if the two of them never interact in the show, they are best friends. This is the strongest iteration of the dork squad in my opinion and I will die on this hill. Just two nerds (and Jervis of course) who are sick and tired of stupid people. Get up to the best capers.

Telltale - Over time, his view of Crane has changed. At first, he didn't see Jonathan as anything more than a fanatical ex-scientist. Now as they have both grown older, they have a mutual understanding with one another. Just two very old men trying to win one more time.

[thebluecreator]

BREAD MEMES INDEED!!!!

😭 I SRSLY DO NEED BREAD MEMES

🍞🍞🍞🍞

I'll get some eventually 😈

[thebluecreator]

OMG- I LOVE IT, THANK YOU!!!! <33333

I have finished 5!, thanks for following!!!

I hope you don't mind getting tagged

@mary0gray @lumi-procrastinate @thebluecreator @errinks @thenocturnenarrator

I will do the more later!

[smolfog]

So.. Casper and Milo? Big "monster" and little guy.... so just Bowuigi?

Anyway lovely art- you deserve all the follows and bread 🍞

To be compared to one of the best big guy/lil guy ships, such an honour, thankiesss

[the-grove]

War... a small word but its pain is greater than all words. 💔 I am Ahlam, Mahdi's daughter from Gaza, I am 21 years old. Help my father 😢 Imagine your whole life being a daily struggle, not only to survive the shells and bullets, but even to make a living. 🍞💔 People in wars don't lose their homes and walls, they lose safety, comfort, even the simple things that we used to take for granted, like food and water. The family that used to dream of a better future for their children, now dreams of a day without the sounds of explosions. The father who used to work with dignity to provide a decent life for his children, now struggles to find a loaf of bread. 💼💣 In the shadow of war, even the simplest rights have become a battle... a battle for life. People wish to return to the days when their concerns were simple: a job, study, or even their morning coffee. Now? Their only concern is survival. 💔 The struggle is not only against the enemy... The struggle is against hunger, against disease, against poverty, and against the days when you lose even hope. 🌧️ War destroys more than buildings... It destroys the soul, breaks the heart, and takes a lot from us, but the only thing left is the will to survive and endure. ✊ So I ask you to help me survive this war and get out of the danger zone with my family. Here is the donation link. Please donate. Every 52 kroner is equal to 5 dollars for humanity. Save me

and my family👇👇

https://gofund.me/71c84b99

You and your loved ones deserve better than what the world has done to you. I hope that others see this and can help donate. I do not have the funds to assist at this time, but hopefully I can do so in the near future.

[readerwithsalt]

Opinion on both lol, if its still good for you

Well personally I’ve always been a Solangelo shipper. But sadly the reason was never because I liked Will solace. The reason I was so diehard was because I wanted Nicos character to finally to be happy lol.

The reason I was not particularly fond of Will solace:

well… the biggest reason was before he became Nico’s boyfriend he was never really a character on his own, you know? Like all of the other (straight) couples each was a character by themselves with growth, their own povs, arcs and stuff and then Nico (one of the most famed characters since the first series) was shoved together quite forcibly with this random background character that no one really remembered existed lol.

Now I’m not saying that having a background character shoved with a main character is always bad, but…

Anyway, another reason was Will’s utter disrespect to Nico in BOO. I know people say that Will only gaslighted Nico because Nico deserved it but personally I don’t think so. Will gaslighted Nico into believing that he was stupid pretty much. Saying that ‘no one at camp ever pushed him away’ (a lie since we’ve seen and been told the exact opposite in all the previous books) and telling the most traumatized character in the series that he just needs to ‘get out of his brooding cloud’. And pretty much saying he’s dumb for wanting to leave a camp that ostracized him for years lol.

I couldn’t help comparing Will’s angry and disrespectful reaction to Nico’s pain and feeling like an outcast in BOO to Jason’s understanding and respectful reaction to it. I was wondering why Rick made Will so annoying and pushy and rude and Jason so understanding and respectful of Nicos boundaries.

Will is very pushy, and he is always acting like Nico doesn’t know how to take care of himself and how to use his own powers even though Nico has been taking care of himself since he was ten years old. It’s not quite fun to read.

In ToN I liked Will a bit more tbh. I thought he was more respectful of Nico and stuff. But the thing that was still lacking was: character info. I know the pov was in apollos but still there wasn’t much.

In tsats they cranked up everything I disliked about Will up to eleven. They made him EXTREMELY whiny on a quest he insisted on going on. They made him feel burdensome. They made him feel… lame. He was a drag to read about. And for some reason they insisted on shoving Solangelo into the Light/Dark trope and made Will out to be someone who had never done anything bad in his life and couldn’t understand what personal darkness was even though he is a battlefield medic and knows it firsthand.

And it irked me that they kept having Nico describe Will as perfect and stuff and almost act as if Nico doesn’t deserve Will when, in my opinion, it is completely the other way around. Will almost seems to tolerate Nico more than like him in tsats lol. I wasn’t really a fan of it tbh.

They didn’t do anything special with Will and every piece of backstory we got from him was like eating plain white bread. That’s what his character felt like.

Plain white bread. 🍞

I don’t consider tsats to be canon tho because of the fact that mark oshiro changed riordans original outline of the book, named the book himself, and wrote 80% of it 😂. So yeah it’s pretty much published fanfic with an ‘okay’ from the original writer sadly.

I suppose the reason I don’t like Solangelo is because of Will not being a real character more like a cardboard cutout so that Nico won’t be alone romantically (even though he’s 14 and don’t need a man lol)

And one more reason I’m not quite into Solangelo anymore is that it seemed like when they got together that all of Nicos other important relationships took a backseat. In particular his relationship with Hazel. We had chapters of Nico and Hazel bonding and as soon as he’s shoved with Will solace his relationship with his favorite person is thrown to the wind….

Yeah.

[diejager]

Sleasy König is a stinky man who deserve to be scolded for not taking proper baths!! I will bite him if he ever come to touch me with his grimy hands!! Ew!!!!!

-BreadAnon

Bread anon, which bread are you??? The baguette 🥖 or the other bread 🍞

But let me warn you, he bites back twice as hard! So bite to your own discretion and be careful because he’s technically a sadist.

[maul-of-shame]

Thank you for being the kind and savage queen we deserve, making your points clear and staying respectful when people are being downright stupid and awful 😂😂🙏 AND ALSO FOR YOUR PUNS!

Ahh, thank you, dearest bard of compliments! 🥰 I’m merely wielding the sword of reason and the shield of sass, cutting through nonsense like Frodo through Shelob’s web. And the puns? They’re my lembas bread—a never-ending supply of nourishment for these fandom skirmishes!!!🍞✨

Now, let me climb to the top of Orthanc and shout it again for those in the back:

[TW: Long salty rants are back], I'm being a mean girl XD

HALADRIELS ARE NOT THE MAIN AUDIENCE/TARGET BABE!!!

Not the Ringbearer of fandom, not the Flame of Arnor leading the charge, no matter how many times they throw around their “canon supremacy” like Saruman tossing fireballs. Seriously, some of these metas are so wild they’d make Radagast’s rabbit sled seem downright sensible 😂

Listen, I don’t care if someone ships Haladriel, Elrondriel, Adariel, or a random Ent with Treebeard’s cousin twice removed.

We’re here to celebrate creativity, not treat Middle-earth like a chessboard where only certain pieces get to move. Meanwhile, I’m seeing some of these “super serious” takes and laughing so hard I might just fall into Mount Doom. Like, babes, Galadriel isn’t holding weekly ship leader elections at Caras Galadhon. Calm down!

If your “meta” is less about character depth and more about trying to discredit every other ship, that’s not a meta—that’s Gollum clutching the ring and screaming, “MY PRECIOUS!”

You’re not Frodo bravely carrying the story to Mordor; you’re just stomping on everyone else’s picnic in the Shire.

The hypocrisy truly shines brighter than the Phial of Galadriel, doesn’t it? Like, one moment they’re screaming “SAURON!” at Elrond in their we swear we’re not panicking voices when he and Galadriel share a moment of connection. But the next? When it’s actually Elrond—our beloved half-elven scholar, diplomat, and husband material—they’re scrambling to reframe it as the weirdest crossover episode of "How I Met Your Mother: Rivendell Edition".

Pick a narrative, my friends! You can’t claim “romantic tension” when it’s one version of Elrond and then handwave it away when it’s the actual canon one. The mental gymnastics are more intense than Legolas's shield-surfing at Helm’s Deep, like I'm this close to call the Olympics Committee!!!!🛡️🏄‍♂️

And oh, the reposting and dirty deleting! “We’re not worried,” they claim, while furiously sharing screenshots, twisting posts, and erasing their own words faster than Bilbo slipping on the One Ring at his birthday party. If they’re not worried, why does it feel like they’ve made twisting narratives into a full-time job? Why do some of their shippers refuse to come out to talk? Why do people leave this ship if it's so great?

At this rate, we should all be sitting around with dwarvish ale, braiding beards, and awarding medals for the most creative reinterpretations of reality. (Spoiler: their side wins every time, because the contortions are award-worthy.)

Let’s be real, though: the “Sauron theory” gang recognizing the romantic vibe in the wrong character context says more than they realize. If you can see the connection in one interpretation, then the foundations for Elrond and Galadriel are there—plain as day, canonically grounded, emotionally resonant. But no, when it’s Elrond!Elrond, it suddenly transforms into a weirdly sterile dynamic where Galadriel’s entire existence as a complex, independent character is diminished into a platonic “guidance counselor” role.

Sorry, not buying it luv.

Tolkien didn’t write her as a warrior, ruler, and legend for her to just pat Elrond on the head and say, “There, there.”

And really, if the Elrondriel dynamic wasn’t hitting nerves, why do they keep circling back like Gollum sniffing out the Ring?

The constant “oh, we don’t care” while simultaneously writing essays, reposting clips, and dragging their feet through every mention of it feels a bit… contradictory, don’t you think?

Methinks the Galadriel doth connect too much for their comfort.

I love being called delusional with a side of "tinfoil hat enthusiast" by the same people who are practically wrapped head-to-toe in more foil than Bilbo's jacket potatoes at Sunday lunch with Miss Proudfoot.

Also now it’s Amazon’s fault? Apparently?

The big, bad oh so mean corporation “misled” you with their marketing? Let me tell you, if you’re so determined to wrap yourself in victimhood like a jacket potato, don’t worry—I’ll roast you like one, season it with a pinch of reality, and serve it with a side of common sense.🥔🔥

First of all, marketing isn’t a legally binding contract—it’s an invitation to watch, not a signed scroll from Elrond guaranteeing that every frame will cater to your personal wishlist. If you went in expecting Rings of Power to revolve solely around your ship or character, that’s not Amazon misleading you; that’s just you setting yourself up for disappointment.

Sorry, but that’s on you, not Jeff Bezos.

They keep crying about being “tricked,” as if someone put a Ring of Power on their finger and whispered sweet nothings about eternal canon validation.

Let me break it down for you: trailers highlight general themes to draw in a wide audience. Did they focus on Galadriel because she’s a main character? Yes. Did they show snippets of her with Halbrand? Of course—they’re pivotal to the plot.

But if you seriously thought that meant Amazon was promising you a 10-hour epic romance, that’s on the same level of delusion as Sauron thinking the elves wouldn’t catch onto his whole “evil overlord in disguise” schtick.

Also, can we talk about how this crowd seems to forget the entirety of Middle-earth was marketed? They act like the show’s promo team hand-delivered them engraved invitations that read: “Come one, come all! Witness the Ultimate OTP™ take over Arda!”

Meanwhile, the rest of us saw a sprawling fantasy series with elves, dwarves, harfoots, Númenor, and yes, multiple storylines. It’s like complaining that your lembas bread didn’t taste like cheesecake—if that’s what you wanted, you should’ve set your expectations accordingly babe.

And then there’s the sheer audacity of blaming Amazon for “misleading” them, all while they’re out here twisting narratives more aggressively than a dwarf braiding his beard for a royal feast. They repost clips, cut out context, dirty delete their bad takes, and then turn around screaming about being the true arbiters of Tolkien’s vision.

Newsflash: no one made you stake your entire fandom experience on your headcanon/ship coming true.

Oh, and while we’re roasting potatoes: if you’ve been online long enough to write essays on why Amazon “betrayed” you but haven’t figured out that marketing is a tool to bring people in, not to promise you the moon and stars—or your ship—you might want to take a long look in the Mirror of Galadriel.

What you’ll see? A fandom experience soured not by Amazon or Galadriel, but by your own inability to let others enjoy things.

Let’s be clear: if I’m rocking a tinfoil accessory, then they’re practically headlining a Rivendell fashion week with full tin-clad armor and matching helmets. 😂

These folks love to throw stones from their glass hobbit-holes while ignoring the fact that their own “theories” are more far-fetched than Sam actually finishing his stew without Gollum sneaking in to ruin it. Seriously, the insecurity is louder than a drunken dwarf at a Mirkwood banquet, and it’s honestly starting to feel less like a fandom and more like an orcish war chant over a ship they swear they’re “not bothered” by.

Also, shippers? We don’t owe them a single lembas crumb.

Not a theory, not an explanation, not even a single line of fanfic.

There is NO ship leader. Point blank period, no tea, full shade.

Fandoms are about creativity and enjoyment, not about bending over backwards to meet the approval of self-proclaimed “lore protectors” who seem to think Tolkien himself whispered in their ears like some Elvish Oracle, granting them sole dominion over Middle-earth.

Spoiler alert: they’re not the leaders of this fandom—they’re just the loudest voices in the tavern, trying to drown out the fact that they’re losing the argument and everyone is getting tired of them. I sure as hell know I am!

Their arguments? Flimsier than Saruman’s trustworthiness.

Their grasp on canon? Selective, like Smaug’s treasure hoard—only picking out the shiny bits that serve their narrative while ignoring the mountains of context they don’t like.

And their constant cries of “But it’s not canon!” every time someone ships anything that isn’t stamped with their personal seal of approval? Honestly, it’s giving Gollum hoarding the Ring while hissing at Frodo and Sam for daring to even exist.

They shout, “Look! It’s in the marketing! That means it’s valid, it’s canon, it’s the chosen one!” And now, when reality didn’t serve their OTP on a golden Númenórean platter, it’s suddenly, “Amazon deceived us! The marketing was a betrayal! Booooo!”

The mental gymnastics are so intense, I’m worried they’ll pull a hamstring.

Honestly, if these folks switch their opinions as often as they seem to switch their socks, their laundry baskets must be crying for help. One day, they’re clutching at promotional material like it’s the scroll of Isildur, proclaiming their ship as the true king. The next, they’re tossing that same marketing under the wheels of the nearest oliphaunt, screaming that it was all a trick.

Pick a lane, Frodo!! Because the rest of us are getting whiplash watching you hop back and forth!!

If y’all are going to parade around like the scholars of Gondor, wielding ancient scrolls and waving your metaphorical quills like you’re the Keepers of the Red Book of Westmarch, then please—I beg you—do some actual research before spewing nonsense. It’s not just embarrassing for you; it’s exhausting for everyone else who has to endure your fearmongering attempts to scare and confuse shippers while you cultivate this bizarre culture of unease, like a Saruman wannabe muttering about “the end of fandom days.”

First off, real scholarship involves understanding nuance, context, and history. You know, things Tolkien himself deeply valued. The man didn’t just slap a bunch of Elvish names together and call it a day; he built entire histories, languages, and cultures with careful thought. If you want to act like you’re following in his footsteps, maybe start by putting as much effort into your fandom arguments as he did into Middle-earth.

But no, instead of diving into actual research, some of you would rather scare your fellow shippers with The Doom of Mandos™ every time a ship you don’t like gets attention. You twist quotes, butcher context, and turn headcanons into supposed gospel truth. You’re not preserving Tolkien’s legacy; you’re just handing out fake lore like Wormtongue whispering poison into Théoden’s ear.

And honestly? It’s tiring.

What’s worse is how some of you weaponize this pseudo-intellectualism to make others feel unwelcome. You pretend to be heralds of ultimate truth, but in reality, you’re more like Sméagol arguing with Gollum over a piece of fish:

Loud, repetitive, and missing the point entirely.

If the point of fandom is to celebrate creativity, why are you out here sowing division like a hobbit tossing seeds into a field?

Here’s a thought: instead of spreading paranoia and doubt among your fellow fans/shippers, how about embracing the vast, sprawling tapestry that Tolkien created?

Middle-earth is a living, breathing world, built on interpretation and reinvention. Even Tolkien himself revised his work over and over again! Are we seriously going to act like the man who changed Galadriel’s backstory more times than we can count would be against people exploring different dynamics or relationships in his world?

If you’re genuinely worried about “preserving Tolkien’s vision,” then let’s start by honoring his actual principles: curiosity, kindness, and creativity.

That means encouraging thoughtful debate, not fearmongering.

That means celebrating others’ interpretations, not stomping them out like a Nazgûl extinguishing a flame. And most importantly, that means realizing you don’t own Middle-earth. You’re not the Steward of Gondor; you’re just one voice in a vast and beautiful fandom chorus.

Maybe I’m being a bit of a Watcher in the Water over here, thrashing around and making waves, but I won’t just sit idle, calmly digesting this kind of nonsense like I’m some unfortunate dwarf at the gates of Moria. Nope. I’ve got my Sting out, glowing bright, and I’m calling out the orcish behavior where I see it.

The thing is, fandom isn’t a battlefield where you get to swing your Sword of Sanctimony at anyone who doesn’t align with your narrow perspective. And I’m not about to quietly let you turn Middle-earth into some exclusive club guarded by lorebros who twist Tolkien’s words like Saruman twisting the truth in Orthanc.

So if calling out this kind of toxic nonsense makes me a She-Elf with a sharp tongue (or a bitch), so be it.

Some of you can keep pretending you’re the gatekeepers of what’s “right” or “valid,” but newsflash: the gates of Minas Tirith are open, and fandom belongs to everyone, not just those who yell the loudest.

Maybe I’m being a bitch, but I’d rather be a bitch standing on the side of fun, creativity, and inclusivity than silently swallowing this kind of balrog-tier bullshit.

So yeah, call me delulu if you must. But at least I’m having fun, unlike the self-appointed gatekeepers who seem more miserable than a soggy Gandalf trying to get through Moria. Pass me the tin foil—I’ll fashion it into a crown and wear it proudly while enjoying the creative chaos of this fandom.

[discluded]

what is your top weirdo4weirdo kp scene?

mine would have to be the bread™️ in the bed scene… the way they’re both so into it… one braincell between them and it’s working overtime

I love the bread scene 🫶🍞 my beautiful bread gays

I personally believe an underrated moment of weirdo4weirdo is both of them deciding simultaneously to jump into the pool because they heard someone open the door to check on the pool... like...

1) Kinn owns this place like what are you hiding for other than for the sake of living your mutual teenage dream.mp3 romance

2) literally jumping in the water would cause a bigger commotion / be way more obvious someone was in the fucking pool area than uh ... just letting whoever discover them. oh yes, whoever is doing rounds is obviously not going to notice Khun Kinn is making out with someone underwater

3) okay I'm sure there's a locker room and there's like extra stuff there like towels but the idea of them trudging up to Kinn's room fully soaked with squishy socks and shoes would make it soooo inconspicuous to everyone else who was in the pool. or maybe they fucked in the pool locker room? (hot). but the shoes situation is unsalvageable

in conclusion: episode 8 my love 🫶 the consequences of your horny brain decisions...why and then what.

they are both so dumb... and weird... deserve each other

[starryaike]

Heyo! Just wanted to say that your artstyle is v nice to eyes, giving me so much dopamine.

So you deserve a follow.

and some bread from the bread man. 🍞

also basil gang

Thank you, thank you!! This little message made my day :] I'm glad my art can manage to make people happy! Basil gang fr!!