#you cant really see it but i put paper cranes on kongmings robe

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“O Gods, since thou has made Zhou Yu, why did thou also make Zhuge Liang?”

If there’s one person who’s more likely to sue Luo Guanzhong for libel than Cao Cao, it would be Zhou Yu. My man singlehandedly wins the battle of Red Cliffs, devotes his life to being a loyal, evenhanded statesman…and goes down in history as a caricature whose greatest military success is given to zhuge liang.