#you cant go into someones house steal a pie and then cry that it was full of shit

[wrenfea]

The burden of keeping training data free of copyrighted data-poisoned works should be on the company using it, not on the people just trying to protect their works.

[knyontop]

Patrick stalking hc's???????

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OFC MOOTIE PIE :3

Patrick Hocksetter x fem!reader

Ft: Patrick hocksetter, Henry bowers, Victor criss, belch huggins, and our beautiful reader.

Tw: bowers gang, patrick himself, stalking, stealing, toxic behavior and friendships, stalking (obvi), please beware!!:(

Patrick:

・the fact that this is just him and its not even him being yandere is scary😭

・Patrick can be rather silly sometimes!!!!

・soooooooooooooooo your the new girl which means your obviously a target for the bowers gang.

・Patricks always there looming over your shoulder, its like you can feel his eyes looking at you while your walking home.

・he watches you sleep through your window, maybe even came in and stole some of your panties.

・sharing is caring right? (He definitely shared them with henry)

・he will find out every little thing about you, maybe not right away but he will.

・your his favorite little toy to play around with, he wants to be in your life just to make it hell.

・he gets off on your fear, he gets off on your tears, he gots off on you.

・you have no choice wether or not hes apart of your life. You dont make the decisions for you anymore.

・when the bowers gang sets eyes on you, you dont get a say in anything anymore.

・Pattrick doesn’t like when others mess with you now dont take this the wrong way he just wants to be the one who makes you cry the hardest.

・he cares about you in a way that someone would care for there pet or how a kid cares for its toy.

・he will learn your schedule pretty quickly, he will wait outside your house with Henry, Victor and Belch so they could drive you to school.

・they walk you out so they can ether take you home or go somewhere to do God knows what. Its a surprise every time!

・Patrick also leaves interesting “gifts” at your door.. so I hope you like that! (He does it just to scare you)

・remember Patrick is always watching.

・dont even try to tell a trusted adult, ”So, you like being a little snitch huh?” He always finds out.

・you cant hide from his gaze. “Your tits looked nice in that bath~”

・”Awh… poor thing, are you crying? Are you scared of big bad Patrick?” He would say with that sadistic grin on his face. He gots off on your fear, he will mock you for it.

・dont trust him, if hes doing something nice for you he expects something in return. “Who was there to hold you? Who was there Y/N? Fucking me. So now, you gotta repay me dont ya?” He snickers.

・good luck with Hocksetter, your going to need it.

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Im a little unsure if this is good or not😣😣 if you like it please tell me i need some reassurance on this one😭

[shay-iamiam]

Two Can play at that game sweetheart

Billy x Reader  ( I changed it from Dacre just out of respect)

Request:  Hey do u think u could write me a Dacre Montgomery smut?? Heard u wanted someone to send one in. Could u do it were he takes u to his parents place and he teases u under the table, kinda like “two can play that game” and u tease him back then he makes up the weirdest excuse to leave, then u go home and have fought sex. Hahaha hope u understand what I mean. Thanks xx

WC: 1,446

Warnings: Smut, Smutt wrap it before you get down on it y’all

A/N:This is my first Smut fic.. I asked for request’s a week ago and this was one. I hope it’s not complete and utter trash. But here goes nothing. I  Accepted the challenge 💥

“Come on get ready we agreed to go for dinner over a week ago, I don’t know why you all of a sudden forgot about it.” you all agreed to have dinner at his Billy parents house over a week ago. His dad was trying to make amends with him ever since he moved out and got his own place. You all were supposed to be over there by eight o’clock it was now seven forty five and Billy was dragging his ass.

“Come on we don’t have time for you complaining and bitching about not wanting to go. You agreed to it now get dressed so we can leave.” Billy came slowly out of the bedroom still in his boxers nit dressed at all.

“Come on Y/N we can tell them we can make it. We can stay in get some pizza rent a movie. Come on it sounds a lot better than sitting at a boring dinner with my folks anyway.” he was now looming over you whispering in your ear. It took everything in you to push him off, but your mind was set you and him were going to that dinner even if it left you a little sexual fustarated.

“Maybe another night baby. Go now get dressed. I’ll be in the car.” you brushed past him to grab your coat but he wasn’t having it.

“Come on you expect me to sit through dinner with you looking like that.” his eyes raked your body in uptodown. You knew that look in his eye but again you weren’t having it. You got on your toes and leaned in for the steal then backed away only leaving Billy frustrated.

You sashayed out of the room. “I’ll see you in the car babe.” slamming the door behind you leaving Billy slightly hard standing in his boxers.

You all had arrived fifteen minutes late and where half way threw dinner. Billy dad had his stepmom make his favorite and he was actually being pleasant. Asking how things were going if you all had thought about getting a pet. He tried to make small talk. Billy step mom was telling you about  a new show she had just started watching when you felt something squeeze against your knee under the table.

You turned quickly to the side only to see Billy with a big fat smirk over his face. You knew billy had balls but you didn’t think they were that big to try to mess with you in the middle of dinner.  You smirked back at him. Two could play at this game. He was being good at dinner making small talk with his dad. Even being nice to Max on his own without your influence. You figured you could give him a little something.

Billy stepmom started clearing the table and was going to grab desert when you slide your hand up Billy upper thigh giving his leg a tight squeeze. He nearly started choking on his water. He didn’t expect you to try to get him back but it was on now. While he was still in shock you took it as a chance to brush your hand lightly over his crotch leaving him wanting a more intense touch. Than you leaned over him to grab some napkins leaving your chest on full display, and boy did he notice.

But you were winning at this game and Billy wasn’t  having that. As you relaxed back in your chair and tried to get more comfortable he slid his hand down the front of your jeans and gently started rubbing your crotch of a conversation with his dad.

You jumped at his warm hand at first but quickly caught your breath and tried to relax back in your chair. You were glad the table was high enough that no one could see Billy’s ruthless assault on your clothed core. You tried not to squirm around as he unzipped your pants to run his fingers over your damp painties. You tried to drink some water to calm down but you found yourself almost choking on a moan.

Billy’s dad got up to see if Susan needed any help. As soon as his dad was out of ear shoot you let out a low moan. Billy hadnt let up o rubbing harder on your paintiess. When you managed to catch your breath you breathless asked him “ What the hell was that all about Hargrove.” he smiled back at you “Two can play at that game sweetheart.” you are at lost for words but you weren’t going to let him be satisfied with knowing he got you off under his parents dinner table.

You reached over and tugged his shirt up to reach your hands down his pants. Your fingers started running over his slightly hard cock and you knew you were swimming when he let out a low breathy moan. When Susan came back with pie and whip cream Billy hopped up after adjusting himself in his pants.

“Susan the pie looks great but Y/N cant have any she has a dairy allergy and she left her meds back at my place sorry. And it’s actually getting pretty late and I had a long day thanks for dinner. Billy grabbed you and allowed you enough time to bid everyone goodnight. He practically dragged you to his car. And he hit the gas as soon as your door shut.

The car ride back to his place were filled with heated words of lust. Billy was roughly feeling you up the whole way. One hand on the wheel the other stuffed down your pants. You all stumbled through his front door. Clothing flying all over the room. It was going to be a good night.

“You think you can just play with me under the table like that and not expect the consequences huh Y/N.” he said as he squeezed your nipples hard. At this point you were spent gasping for air but you had to gain some control. You spun around quickly knocking him back on the couch you started his hips and began to unbuckle his pants. You found his cock was fully hard and was leaking with pre-cum.

“Not much to say know huh? You want me to help you out don’t you Hun. you gripped his cock hard and started rubbing him up and down. He threw his back in pure ecstasy. But two could play at this game he lifted his hand and found your clit again making you throw your head back in pleasure. You all hadn’t done it like this in a while you were ready for him.

“Are we gonna keep playing princess or are we going to give each other what we really need.” he tried to sound composed but he couldn’t the way you were grinding your pussy up and down his cock and the way your breast were bouncing he couldn’t take it.

“You need me baby?” you said breathlessly. You needed him to right now. You got off his lap and he practically dragged you into the bedroom. He hopped on the bed laying on his back rubbing his cock waiting for you.

“Come on baby it’s not gonna ride itself.” he chuckled lowly. You made your way to the bed slowly. You straddled his hips and started playing with yourself right in front this eyes.

“What baby cat got your tongue?, you were just saying that it wasn’t gonna ride it self i’m here now what you gonna do about it .” he roughly grabbed your hips and started pounding into you. You swore you could see stars and he wasn’t letting up. As his hips began to stutter you slowed down wanting this to last as long as it could. You leaned back and stared sliding down his cock slowly. Billy watched you as your breast bounced up and down and he was out for the count.

“If you keep doing that baby I’’m gonna blow my load all in you.” he said breathless voice filled with desire.

“Maybe that’s what I want baby go ahead fill me up.” with your words he couldn’t  take it anymore he threw his head back and with a cry of your name he covered you walls with his cum. You came right after crying out his name.

After you all calmed down you were exhausted. that ws probably the best sex you ever had.

“Baby we need to do that again, that was the best sex of my life.” Billy all but yelled out. You all snuggled up and sleep came over you both and boy did y’all need it.

This was my first time writing smut hopefully it wasn’t terrible. I was nervous but I think it came out okay. Feedback is welcomed anything if you liked it if I could improve let me know I love hearing from y’all!

Request your own! ( If you think this didnt suck lmao😂😂)

[doggonneit]

The Last Red Scribble | Part 1/2

Fandom: Haikyuu!!

Pairing/Characters: Kuroo/Tsukishima

Rating: T for Teen

Warnings: Single Parent AU

A.N. This is a part of the KuroTsuki Gift Exchange 2017, written for @moonislander on Tumblr. Hope you enjoy!

Italics is Tsukishima. Bold is Kuroo.

[Read on AO3]

Monday PM

(2:33) I’m about to slam my head into the wall. (2:33) Tobio got into another fight. (2:34) He’s fucking five, how does he keep picking fights.  

(2:35) what a champ

(2:35) What the fuck, Akiteru. (2:35) You’re not supposed to say that.

(2:36) wrong number bud but legit (2:36) tobios got a future in cage fighting (2:36) whos tobio

(2:38) Oh, sorry. Wrong number.

(2:40) well dont leave me hanging (2:40) i need to know who to put my money on in the future

(2:41) Don’t make this weirder than it already is.

(2:41) :)))))

(2:42) Tobio’s my son.

(2:43) are you an old man (2:43) is that why you started texting me (2:44) STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER

(2:45) What the fuck, no. (2:46) I messed up my brother’s new number. (2:46) Evidently.  

(2:46) eviDENTly (2:47) arent you all smart and proper (2:47) thats how i like em

(2:49) Are you seriously flirting with me over text? (2:49) You don’t know stranger danger at all. (2:50) I don’t have time for this.  

(2:53) :((((( (2:55) come back

(2:56) I have to deal with my son.

(2:56) what an adulty adult (2:57) tell tobio hes a fucken champ

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Tuesday AM

(7:22) sooo (7:22) i know your brothers name and your sons name (7:22) but not your name

(7:25) …

(7:25) hint hint

(7:26) Have you seen the latest stranger danger campaign? (7:26) It’s got your face all over it.  

(7:27) you think youre being funny but my mates crack jokes about my ugly mug making children cry (7:28) would tobio cry if he ever saw me

(7:30) He doesn’t even know what you look like.

(7:31) *image attached*

(7:34) I really don’t have time for this. I’m getting Tobio ready for school.

(7:35) if life were a party youd be the clown that sucks all the fun away (7:35) XP

(7:36) Why are you making that face?

(7:36) you hurt my feelings so im sticking my tongue out at you

(7:38) No-one uses that emoji for hurt feelings.

(7:39) i just did (7:39) XP (7:39) oh look i just did it again (7:39) XP (7:39) and again look at me go

(7:42) All right, all right, I’ll ask. (7:44) Tobio says you look like you killed a cat.  

(7:44) how does someone even look like that (7:44) your son needs glasses (7:45) what do you think then (7:45) smouldering eyes wicked grin (7:45) admit it im pretty

(7:46) Yeah, pretty atrocious. (7:46) What’s with that hair?

(7:47) HI THIS IS KUROOS BEST FREIDN FOERVER BOKUTO PLS DONT METNION HIS BEHDEAD IT MAKES HM SELF CONSCOIUS

(7:47) Aww. Is Kuroo sulking now?

(7:47) sajfkdsjp (7:47) asdffhajlkkasdfghijkl

(7:48) I feel like I should be concerned. (7:50) I am actually concerned.  

(7:51) how do i get rid of a body

(7:51) What.

(7:51) how do i (7:51) get rid of (7:51) a body

(7:51) Cook him and serve him to the police who knock on your door asking for his whereabouts.

(7:52) babe thats brilliant (7:52) youre a committed accomplice now

(7:52) On a scale of 1-10, how often do you hit on nameless and faceless strangers over the phone?

(7:52) 1 (7:53) its only ever been you (7:53) *heart emoji*

(7:53) I’m flattered.

(7:53) we have a dilemma (7:54) you know my name and my face (7:54) ive lost the advantage (7:54) who are you o mysterious phone man

(7:54) You really want to know?

(7:55) yes!!

(7:55) Well (7:55) My name is (7:55) *middle finger emoji*  

(7:56) i am (7:56) fucking betrayed (7:56) my own accomplice

(7:57) :)))))

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Wednesday PM

(4:17) *image attached* (4:17) fight gloves for tobio when he grows up lololol

(4:20) Don’t even joke about that.

(4:21) did he get into another fight (4:21) whatd he do steal another kids party pie

(4:22) He ruined someone’s sandcastle.

(4:22) that punk

(4:22) He also threw the bucket at their head and made them cry.

(4:23) holy shit (4:23) i know you cant see but im pissing myself laughing

(4:23) That’s the second time this month. (4:24) Is he going for a new record? How concerned should I be? (4:24) I should ask my brother for advice.  

(4:24) okay but in all seriousness (4:25) dont kids usually act out because theyre upset about things

(4:26) Yep.

(4:26) you sound like you know whats going on

(4:27) Yep.  

(4:27) is the thing not an easy fix

(4:28) Tobio can’t exactly move back into his old neighbourhood and old school.

(4:28) ohhh (4:28) i get that totally been there (4:29) though that happened to me in middle school so i handled it differently

(4:30) You mean you didn’t stomp on sandcastles and throw buckets at people’s heads? (4:30) Shocking.  

(4:31) real mature of me ayy (4:31) but its chill tobio just needs time to adjust

(4:32) He’s been living with me for four months already.

(4:33) hes trying to survive a new environment (4:33) go easy on him

(4:35) All good and well until he accidentally kills one of his classmates.

(4:35) what could he possibly do (4:35) nah dont answer that

(4:36) You’re not inspiring much confidence right now.

(4:37) okay hows this (4:38) the most dangerous thing in a school is a pencil (4:38) if he stabs it through someones eye (4:38) what are the chances of a five year old having that good of an aim

(4:39) We could be surprised.

(4:40) lets give tobio the benefit of the doubt (4:40) have i brought your fears to rest or nah

(4:50) You’re interesting to talk to, I’ll give you that.

(4:50) is that why youve kept talking to me despite the anonymous and rather suspicious nature of our relationship

(4:50) Sure.

(4:51) *heart eyes emoji*

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Thursday PM

(6:44) ive been thinking

(6:46) Make sure you give yourself a break every ten minutes. We wouldn’t want to strain your mental capabilities.

(6:47) hush child i got something to say (6:47) about tobio sort of

(6:48) I’m listening.

(6:49) so yesterdays conversation made me go all introspective (6:49) and if all tobios doing is throwing things (6:50) the lil guy will go far in life (6:50) i mean when i was five i was eating sand

(6:51) Congratulations, you just tripped over the lowest bar society set for its most basic standards.

(6:51) savage i love it (6:52) bokuto just called me a masochist (6:52) he doesnt even know what that means i bet he learned it from akaashi

(6:54) … (6:55) Who’s Akaashi?  

(6:55) the most beautiful man to grace the earth and bokutos boyfriend (6:55) im not even kidding his face was sculpted by gods (6:56) *image attached*

(6:57) Wow.

(6:57) exactly (6:57) no one knows how bokuto snagged him (6:58) my moneys on witchcraft

(6:59) Have a little more faith in your Best Freidn Foerver.

(6:59) hes my best bro but he does NOT have that much game

(6:59) You misspelled Best Freidn Foerver.

(7:00) all right he types like an electrocuted toddler (7:00) hes there for me during the good bad and ugly (7:00) and i support him 100% (7:01) but theres no logical explanation for how he got akaashi

(7:01) Maybe he has charm.

(7:02) gasp (7:02) babe (7:02) did you just imply i dont have any charm

(7:03) I didn’t say anything of the sort but it’s an apt description.

(7:03) you really are a savage (7:04) totally my type just saying

(7:05) For all you know I’m a sixty year old man with whiskers and a pot belly.

(7:05) im a personality kinda guy anyway (7:05) so what do you look like

(7:07) Shh.

(7:07) ?

(7:07) Can you hear that?

(7:07) ??

(7:08) Stranger danger.

(7:08) DUDE COME ON (7:08) or are you actually a sixty year old man with whiskers and a pot belly (7:08) because no judgement if you are

(7:10) *image attached*

(7:11) holy shit (7:11) HOLYS HIT (7:11) AJGSFAJKALHHJKKKLLLL

(7:13) Uh. (7:14) Hello? (7:15) Are you there? (7:18) I’m actually kind of worried now.  

(7:20) Hi, this is Akaashi. Kuroo’s fine; he’s muttering to himself on the floor. (7:21) Something about being sculpted by gods and touched by angels?

(7:22) What the fuck.

(7:22) Nice selfie :)

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Friday PM

(9:28) arms (9:28) abs (9:28) legs (9:28) sore

(9:31) Do I really want to know? (9:31) No, I don’t.  

(9:32) :( (9:32) i experienced life death and hell all in the same day

(9:33) Now I can’t not know.

(9:33) i had vball training for a match next week and it was torture (9:33) and when we thought it was done no (9:34) we had practice matches with alumni and it was torture round two (9:34) then i had coaching which i usually love (9:34) but the kids kept spiking balls at me (9:35) 10 POINTS IF YOU HIT HIS BODY 50 POINTS IF YOU HIT HIS HEAD 100 POINTS IF YOU HIT HIS NOSE

(9:36) You play volleyball?

(9:37) thats all you took from that

(9:37) I used to play volleyball in high school.

(9:37) wait are you serious (9:37) what position??

(9:38) Middle blocker.

(9:38) me too!! (9:38) what are the chances of us both playing vball and being middle blockers (9:39) this is destiny i feel it

(9:40) That was another lifetime ago lol.

(9:40) once a vball player always a vball player (9:40) how tall are you

(9:41) 195cm, why?

(9:43) 195 and yOU DONT PLAY VBALL (9:43) this is a crime (9:44) tell me tobio plays vball

(9:45) I... don’t think he’s ever tried it?

(9:46) the outrage (9:46) how could you (9:47) i just felt my heart crack (9:47) oohhh the pain

(9:47) Poor baby. Want me to kiss it better?

(9:47) i (9:47) ijakl

(9:48) ?? (9:50) Did you disappear on me again. (9:50) This seems to be a growing trend.

(9:51) Hi, this is Akaashi again. Kuroo is currently incapacifjskkl (9:51) WAHT DID U DO TO MY BSET FREIND FOREBER WHYS HE ALL RED N CHOKN ON HIS WORSD

(9:52) Oh. (9:52) Scroll up.

(9:52) OHO (9:53) OHOHO

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Saturday AM

(11:10) my mates wont stop laughing at me (11:10) i live in a house of dicks (11:11) cant even escape them theyre on my team (11:11) i blame you

(11:15) Sucks to be you lol.

(11:15) are you taking pleasure in my pain

(11:15) It sounds wrong when you put it that way.

(11:15) ;) (11:16) i’m still upset though (11:16) make me feel better?

(11:17) You seem to think I possess the ability to feel pity. (11:17) I don’t.  

(11:18) you know what you do possess (11:18) the ability to feel annoyance (11:18) ! (11:18) ! (11:18) ! (11:18) ! (11:18) ! (11:18) is it annoying yet (11:18) ! (11:18) ! (11:18) ! (11:18) ! (11:18) !

(11:19) ALL RIGHT, STOP.

(11:19) victory

(11:20) What do you want.

(11:17) whats your name

(11:17) Are you serious.

(11:17) i wanna know

(11:18) You reek of desperation.

(11:18) not gonna change my mind

(11:19) …

(11:19) wanna do the whole !!! thing again

(11:21) Fine. (11:21) You’ll ask politely.

(11:21) dom huh (11:21) im into that (11:22) will you pretty please with a cherry on top tell me what your name is

(11:22) N (11:22) O (11:22) *heart emoji*

(11:24) i cant believe (11:24) how could you (11:24) youre so mean

(11:24) :)))))

(11:25) shouldve expected it (11:25) do you always play with peoples hearts like this

(11:25) I enjoy jerking you around. You make some pretty good entertainment.

(11:26) glad to be of service :’)

(11:26) I suppose I could throw you a bone.

(11:26) im not falling for it this time

(11:26) Tsukishima.

(11:27) …

(11:27) My name is Tsukishima.

(11:27) it is (11:27) up down left right with you

(11:27) Disappointed?

(11:28) NEVER WITH YOU (11:28) TSUKKIIII

(11:28) No. (11:28) Do not.  

(11:28) i love your name its beautiful like you

(11:29) I revoke your right to say my name ever again.

(11:29) TSUKKIIII (11:29) *heart eyes emoji*

(11:32) I have never regretted anything more in my life.

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Sunday PM

(3:24) You said you have a volleyball match next week, right?

(3:28) is this a dream (3:28) are you actually texting me first

(3:29) Miracles abound today.

(3:29) yeah i have a match next week why

(3:29) I mentioned it to Tobio and he got really excited. (3:30) He made me explain everything. I spent hours talking about rules and moves.  

(3:30) i  knew that kid had the vball genes in him

(3:30) I even dug up some old practice tapes from high school. (3:31) He’s obsessed with setting.  

(3:31) hed get along with my setter (3:31) that arrogant ass (3:31) i love him though

(3:32) *image attached*

(3:33) what… is that

(3:33) Tobio’s lack of artistic talent.

(3:33) i hope you didnt tell him that

(3:34) He said it was you blocking and scoring the winning point.

(3:35) he drew a picture of me?

(3:35) He captured your likeness down to the last red scribble.

(3:35) omg… omg...

(3:37) It’s not that big of a deal.

(3:37) youre not ruining this for me (3:37) this is the best day of my life

(3:37) Remember when we talked about low standards?

(3:37) your son loves me

(3:38) He drew a picture of you.

(3:38) and how many other people has he drawn???

(3:38) …

(3:38) thought so (3:39) tell my biggest fan i said hello and thank you (3:39) its the prettiest picture ive ever gotten

(3:39) Don’t get nudes much, huh.

(3:40) wow (3:40) WOWW (3:40) that went beyond savage (3:40) that was straight up murder

(3:41) You like it.

(3:41) yeah im really wondering about that masochistic streak

(3:41) About that.

(3:42) ??

(3:42) I was thinking (3:42) If you were interested (3:42) I could help you explore that.

(3:44) i just dropped my fuckign phone (3:44) are you fucking with me right now

(3:45) Yes.

(3:46) i fucking hate you

(3:46) No, you don’t.

(3:46) no i don’t

(3:46) Why do you keep falling for these things.

(3:47) actually im falling for you

(3:47) Seriously.

(3:47) hope (3:47) its all i got buddy (3:49) is this going to be like last time when you said no but then changed your mind

(3:50) No.

(3:50) dammit

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Monday PM

(7:18) happy one week anniversary babe (7:18) do i get a gift (7:18) eyebrow wiggle

(7:21) Did you just type -eyebrow wiggle- at me

(7:22) *video attached*

(7:23) I did not ask for a video of you wiggling your eyebrows.

(7:23) its my gift to you

(7:23) I’m so… grateful.

(7:24) cmon gift gift gift

(7:24) I don’t know, I don’t have anything. (7:24) Actually (7:25) *image attached*  

(7:25) omg is that tobio (7:25) hes so fucken cute wtf (7:26) look at those hamster cheeks (7:26) whats he eating

(7:26) Blueberry cupcake. (7:26) It’s his reward for behaving in school.  

(7:27) aww no fights today?

(7:28) His teacher said he engaged positively with other students. He was trying to play volleyball with them.

(7:28) omg thats adorable (7:28) i see where he gets it from (7:28) are you teaching him how to play

(7:30) I taught him how to receive but I’m rusty. (7:30) I should look into classes for him. (7:30) Do they even have classes for kids that young?  

(7:31) the rec centre where i coach does (7:31) idk about other places though

(7:31) Whereabouts is your rec centre?

(7:32) shh

(7:32) You’re not doing the stranger danger thing on me.

(7:32) do you hear that

(7:32) Can you hear my sigh travelling across the wind.

(7:33) STRANGER DANGER

(7:33) Are you done.

(7:33) my centres in tokyo lol

(7:34) It wouldn’t happen to be the Tokyo Sports and Recreation Centre?

(7:34) how did you know that (7:34) oh my god this is real (7:34) STRANGER DANGER

(7:36) It’s a twenty minute walk from my place.

(7:36) i know i just joked about stranger danger but should you really be telling me that

(7:37) Take it as proof that I don’t think you’re a predatory serial killer.

(7:37) thats the nicest thing youve ever said to me (7:38) *heart emoji* (7:38) well if youre interested the kiddy classes are wed 5pm and sat 10am (7:38) you can go to one or both

(7:40) Hmm.

(7:40) times no good?

(7:42) My brother has Tobio on both those days. (7:42) I’ll have to talk to him about this.  

(7:43) ahh dont wanna encroach on uncle nephew bonding time

(7:43) I don’t think Akiteru will mind-- he used to play volleyball too.

(7:43) how did you ever think tobio wouldnt be a vball player (7:44) its clearly in his genes

(7:44) Wishful thinking. I never really liked volleyball.

(7:45) what no (7:45) why

(7:46) It was just a school club. I only did it because it was something to do.

(7:47) you come into my house

(7:48) Lol.

(7:48) well hey its paying off now (7:48) i bet tobio looks at you like youre a god

(7:49) Yeah. (7:49) It’s the first time he’s really looked at me. (7:50) So thanks. (7:50) :)

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70 horrible questions

I was tagged by the lovely @1of1prism thank u my guy <3

01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents? Maybe better than some people but probably also worse than a lot of people lol. Sometimes I go to people’s houses and I’m like ???what is this “communication”. Also depends on the day and parent. i have an entire tag devoted to my dad lol

02: Who did you last say “I love you” to? I dunno probs my mom or one of my friends 

03: Do you regret anything? Lots

04: Are you insecure? "My insecurities have insecurities” tho tbh i’m gettin pretty good. 

05: What is your relationship status? Single and not ready to mingle

06: How do you want to die? in control and ready 2 go

07: What did you last eat? cream of chicken soup... chocolate frozen yogurt... caramel pudding....... I just had my wisdom teeth out.......give me real food......

08: Played any sports? Never, in my life. The audacity.

09: Do you bite your nails? Ahuh! Sometimes!

10: When was your last physical fight? ive never been in a 2-way fight but the most recent 1-sided one was probs in gr 6 when one of my friends (aha) dragged me across the classroom by my hair lol

11: Do you like someone? No :\

12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours? try 72 hon

13: Do you hate anyone at the moment? lol trump (im not changing ur answer sophie cause its accurate lol) also anyone who aligns w him and rn all the conservative MPs for being dicks and a lot more I’m full of hatred rn 

14: Do you miss someone? i miss being able to eat real 

15: Have any pets? my sister has 2 ferrets :\ but she moved out so no

16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment? my face hurts

17: Ever made out in the bathroom? made out a cheque to my haters (just kidding i have no money and no haters i just was trying to be funny. im sorry. i need humour right now.)

18: Are you scared of spiders? i mean i think it depends on how dark it is and how big the spider is tbh 

19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? i dunno i’ll need an informed consent form

20: Where was the last place you snogged someone? :\ 

21: What are your plans for this weekend? first i gotta recover and then i gotta finish like 5 papers and hang with people and have a sleepover and hang with more ppl and watch a bunch of tv

22: Do you want to have kids? How many? I want to give birth to 0 kids tho I am still undecided on adoption etc. I’d probs be a rly good godmother tho like im just sayin. @1of1prism @purewhiteflames​ ;)) 

23: Do you have piercings? How many? no piercings as of yet tho i wanna get my ears pierced i think. but my dad disapproves of anything like that so i’d probs have to wait to either move out or be financially independent lol

24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)? rn? english, women and gender studies, most things involving research-based papers where i have free reign over the topic 

25: Do you miss anyone from your past? lotsa ppl tbh

26: What are you craving right now? food........that i can eat........ chickenmelts........hamburgers......pizza........pasta......... :’(

27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart? prob lol but do i care

28: Have you ever been cheated on? we’ve all been cheated on.......by the system.....

29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? that would require having one

30: What’s irritating you right now? my goddamn jaw and people eating food I can’t eat in front of me. my parents had mcdonalds yesterday. you know what i had. a milkshake. my sister brought home bacon wrapped scallops. I haven’t had scallops in like 2 years cause they’ve doubled in price and the one time we have scallops let alone frickin bacon wrapped scallops (like what the hell what kinda fancyass lunch) I cant FRICKIN eat it. Oh but I can smell it. I can hear u crunching on these foods. “Mmmmm!” ya shut up.

31: Does somebody love you? Do you know how popular I am? I am soooo popular. Everybody loves me so much at this school.

32: What is your favourite color? black and hot pink together

33: Do you have trust issues? ...........why are u asking..........what will u do with that info.......

34: Who/what was your last dream about? NO FREAKING JOKE!!!!!! i HAD A FRICKIN DREAM WHERE DANNY DEVITO CAME TO MY HOUSE WITH THIS LADY AND THEY TRIED TO BUY MY HOUSE AND MY MOM WAS LIKE “no..” AND THEY WERE SO MAD AND DANNY DEVITO TRIED TO STEAL THE HOUSE KEYS BUT I CAUGHT HIM JUST IN TIME like what kinda fake tumblr text post but it’s real i really dreamed that. I honestly can’t believe it. I would doubt it myself except I told someone abt it right away when I woke up. so now i will never forget.

35: Who was the last person you cried in front of? my mom and this nurse because I woke up in a cot after being high on laughing gas and some other drug and steroids so not only did I wake up and I didn’t know where I was and no one was there and there was like an hour gap in my consciousness but I was coming off a high LOL

36: Do you give out second chances too easily? definitely not lol I give 2nd chances on rare occasions but as a general rule if u break my trust I won’t trust u in the same way again lol “trust is like a mirror. u can fix it if it’s broke. but u can still see the crack in that mother fucker’s reflection”

37: Is it easier to forgive or forget? hmmmmmmmmmmmmm forgive i guess

38: Is this year the best year of your life? well not politically or in a global sense but in terms of like self-growth and stuff I’m doing pretty well so far I’m doin pretty good. workin hard... having fun.. loving myself.. 

39: How old were you when you had your first kiss? i have never in my life sullied my lips with someone else’s bacteria-laden lips

40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked? n.........o

51: Favourite food? chicken pasta alfredo, chicken pie, chicken vol au vents, chickenmelts, eggs benedict, um, double chocolate fudge tart from dufflet... hmm, Sophie’s dad’s lasagna and also pasta al fuerno or whatever that’s called like yum, uh.. it’s really easy to list these off when i CAN’T HAVE ANY OF THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Also poutine, and I also rly like Subway (ham and cheese on italian herbs and cheese bread with lettuce, onion, pickles, and mayonaisse, toasted...) 

52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason? kind of but I tried to explain it to someone once and they were like ??????what ur saying makes no sense and contradicts itself and i was like ya probably lol

53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night? watched a bad tv show my parents were watching and drank a giant mcdonalds milkshake and iced my face

54: Is cheating ever okay? honestly who am i to judge ur relationship and forgiveness and stuff but like imo if someone cheats on u they don’t respect u as an equal in that relationship or probably as a human

55: Are you mean? i can be a bit of a dick tbh but most of the time when i say something mean in my head im like “why is my mouth saying//why are my fingers typing these horrible ass things??”

56: How many people have you fist fought? well ive never used my fists on anyone but 2 people have punched me in the stomach does that count lol

57: Do you believe in true love? at the same time, i wanna hug you, i wanna wrap my hands around your neck, you’re an asshole, but i love you... so much i think it must be true love, true love. it must be tru-e love, no one else could break my heart like yo-o-o-o-o-o. yo-o-o-o-oh, oh-o-o-oh (No)

58: Favourite weather? either when its foggy and tranquil or when its like 23-25 degrees and sunny but also there’s some clouds so it’s not like direct hot sun on u but it’s still warm enough to wear shorts

59: Do you like the snow? i like when it’s snowing and quiet and peaceful and i like lying down in the snow and having that feeling of hearing everything kind of muted? but ya i hate slush and ice and stuff 

60: Do you wanna get married? not really but i might for tax benefits LOL

61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby? No, get that shit away from me

62: What makes you happy? lots of things especially seeing other people happy and genuine

63: Would you change your name? Maybe tbh it’s something i’m thinking abt right now cause I’m not a super fan of my name but maybe not officially and I also don’t wanna start shit with my fam I think my mom would be upset lol 

64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed? ya cause they don’t exist lol

65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? well thats nice cause I like him too but what’s with this “opposite sex” bs like i know what u mean but like 

66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around? like seriously it’s not a real thing sex and gender are both constructs it’s a spectrum, a range. my buddy. pal. listen. (also ya i like to think anyone in our friend group but like probs john cause I can be scathing with those guys but as if i’d ever be vulnerable around them LOL)

67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to? like ur gonna keep going with this. ur gonna keep doing this. thats fine. but i can give u some reading. like i have all these pdfs if ur interested. no joke. and if pdfs are unaccessible to u i also have a bunch of youtube links. like hon. (my dad)

68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? wow i dont even know if i can tag u back @1of1prism cause if im being honest i think it was @purewhiteflames oops, yikes!!!

69: Do you believe in soulmates? no but i do think there are people that u are much more compatible with than other people

70: Is there anyone you would die for? i dunno we’ll see if/when it happens lol

I’m not gonna put anyone else through this so you can say I tagged u if u wanna do it but like lol

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" This is what I am fighting for. My family is all that I fight for and these are my convictions. " I will not debate on this topic or try to explain my reasoning. All that I ask is for you to submit this to the holy spirit and find the conviction of my words. That is all that I ask. We have become reliant on the beast system to provide all of our needs. We have become Israel. We worship false idols and choose comfort over Gods truth. He is calling us away from the beast system but we are to afraid to let go of our worldly comforts to completely follow and trust in HIm. GOd has called me to wake my brothers and sisters so He can begin to move in us again. Yhwh is on the brink of a huge revival but He needs His church awake. We have fallen asleep and bought in to the lies of the enemy. Its time to get uncomfortable! Its time to sacrifice everything in our lives to God. We have got to go all in or go home. We choose the comfort of a delusion because thats what the enemy ( satan ) has taught us to do. They set up this beast system so that they can slowly get us to become completely reliable on them for everything. They have attempted to take away our need for Yhwh so we forget how to rely on him. They sell this " American Dream " so we work our tails off to help build the beast system. All our money goes back to them. We have been slowly helping the build the NWO by selling our precious time and energy. Every minute we work is another penny into our demise, until they suck the life that Yhwh has given us. right out of our bones. They have bound our souls to worldly pleasures. We cant get it back unless we completely surrender ourselves to Yhwh. Only He has the power to break this delusion. While we pray for more money, new houses, new cars, better job, etc we should be praying for Yhwh to open our eyes to His truth, we should be praying for Him to show us the world how it truly is. Matthew 6:33 Seek ye first the Kingdom of Yhwh, and His righteousness; And all these things should be added to you. That means, to me, that if you seek the kingdom of Yhwh first that he will add all your NEEDS, not wants, to you. He can provide everything you need. But we have become so reliant on our government to provide everything for us. They own everything. why do you think they are using corporations to push out small family owned businesses? So they can control the market on everything. They have built a system that we have slowly and surely become more reliant on every day. Some would say corporations are our government and I couldnt agree more. They have created a consumer mentality in america and we just feed on it like mindless cattle. They only want to sell us us our caskets and a cozy whole in the ground. Our government, heck all the governments, share the attributes that Yhwh assigned to satan so that we may identify his works. KILL, STEAL, DESTROY, DECEIVE, DIVISION. You shall know them by their fruits and their fruits are rotting in my mouth. Its making us sick. Its poisoning us. Look at how we walk around in life. Depressed and sick all the time. Why you ask... Because our spirits know whats going on and they are trying to tell us something is wrong. Our bodies are trying to reject the lies we have been fed. Our bodies are in revolt of the food we consume and our minds are sick to the lies they are telling us. They are poisoning our minds, bodies, and spirits with false doctrine. All you have to do is look outside yourself to see the zombie like state we have reached. If you think about these zombie movies they actually reflect our culture today pretty well. In every movie or show the zombies have different attributes. Some are angry and fast. Some are slow and mindless. Look at our society. We have these enraged protesters that are mindlessly destroying things and killing people and then you have these sleep walkers that just wander around with no purpose until someone disturbs their " comfortable " slavery and then they try to eat us alive. They are after those who think differently than them. They dont want to have their comfort taken away. They would rather slowly waste away in comfortable lies than live a life of freedom and truth. The truth only gets easier to live with when more people believe it. The thing is that Yhwh never wanted us to be " comfortable " here. This life was meant to test us and challenge us to grow. But we have become stagnant and faithless. Our fruits are becoming poisoned by the way society has taught us to live. We have conformed and compromised ourselves into a hole. It isnt completely our faults. These lies have been slowly perpetuated over time. Slowly getting us to leave behind the God given observation and common sense for nonsensical pseudoscience that has begun to plague our earth. It just keeps on getting passed down from generation to generation until there is nothing left of God or creation. We live in a world full of needless distractions. We live in a world where everyone is a slave to something. And we are okay with it, because we are comfortable. Why do you think they made it this way? So we wouldnt care. We trade safety for freedom. We trade truth for material. We trade God for pseudoscience. Hollywood is full of pedophiles. So is our government. So is the music industry. Yet here we are dumping money into these things because they entertain us. That is sickening to think that we fund the worlds largest pedophile rings just because we need our entertainment. These people make millions of dollars for acting... What the hell is that. We have people starving all over the world and here we are dumping our money into government, movies, sports, music, war, MATERIALISM! We pay for our indoctrination and then we just eat it up like a nice slice of pie! Being dumbed down sure does taste good! We need to redirect our priorities. We need to start using our time to do what God created us for. Growing our own food and just hanging out with each other. What would we do for fun if we got rid of all these useless forms of entertainment? Enjoy each others company! Serve on another. Why do you think we feel so good after we help someone in need... BECAUSE ITS WHAT WE WERE CREATED FOR!!! Yhwh didnt give us gifts and talents to make ourselves rich and famous. They were given to us so that we could bless one another just for the simple fact that we love each other. I understand that sin has corrupted this world and we cant fix the whole thing but that doesnt mean we need to perpetuate the way our culture has taught us to live. Because it is counter intuitive to what Yhwh created us for. This is why we are so sick! Physically, emotionally, and spiritually. We have drifted from Yhwh and He is calling us back. But we continue to ignore His calling because we would have to leave the comfort of satans delusion. If we all figured this out satan would lose all his slaves. Thats why they divide us in the quest for equality. Everyone and everything has a movement and everyone wants what they think they deserve. They cry " REPARATIONS! REPARATIONS! REPARATIONS! " but fail to see that we are all still slaves. The chains have just changed from physical bondage to mental and spiritual chains. More money isnt the answer. A better job isnt the answer. The answer is getting back to our roots. living life like the Patriarchs. Wandering and living off the land. Enjoying Yhws beautiful creation and blessing one another. People are starting to realize that this is how life is meant to be and now the government is making it illegal to be self sustainable. They are taking away are God given rights! They want and need us to be dependant on them or they cant control us and use us to provide them with their needs. This whole monetary system is a slave system. We have become completely reliant on money for everything. Isnt that messed up? We have allowed them to create a system that relies completely on something that they have all the control of. Doesnt that bother you? Doesnt that make you go " hmmmmmmmmmmmm... " All I want is for people to get back to Yhwh. I want you to be free from this delusion that the devil has been creating and working on for thousands of years. I want your chains to be broken! I am not posting this to debate. I am not posting this to convince you because only you can do that. I am simply sharing what I believe Yhwh has put on my heart. This is for those people that are ready to let go of this world and let God take over. This is for those who have known something is wrong but havent been able to put words to it. This is for those who are truly seeking The Almighty with a pure and honest heart. This is for those who are tired and ready to give up. This isnt a message of discouragement, It is a message of hope. Encouragement. There is more to life than what we have been lead to believe. His name is YHWH and He wants you to come back home.