#you cannot tell me he would be the more likely person to know what 'slayy' or 'rizz' means cmon know

[somewhereincairparavel]

everyone's like 'jason would be so social media inept' 'hazel would not understand slangs' 'nico is so chronically offline' but hear me out. percy jackson would be just as clueless, if not more. i understand people portraying percy knowing social media stuff because he grew up to be one of the 'normal' ones (technically not bc he endured abuse too, but having sally jackson as a mother surely helped him have atleast something good) but this man doesn't seem like the type of person who would enjoy social media, or consume it that much, I feel like he'd spend his free time surfing and skateboarding. he would SIDE EYE the whole concept of tik tok and instagram bc of the brainrot lol