#you can't unsee the married vibe

[existingingrey]

*Introduced my spouse to my high school friend, they have started ganging up on me. Now I am the outsider in the group*_Noh Sang Cheol (maybe)

He was even worse.

He has become a lot more normal now.

[softiedingo]

It's incredible how in this second season these two literally acted like an old married couple, and like, once you realize that you can't unsee it. Arguing about your partner's appearance in an elevator? Trying to fix a tempad like they were putting together an ikea table? Pointing the crumbs on the chin? A two-seater bike ride through a park? Awkward pickup lines? Holding your partner's lapels and asking "what the SHIT are you doing"? Hmmn yes, totally old married couple vibes

[redhairedwolfwitch]

Doctor Y/n - Ortho Fellowship - 22 - Grey's Anatomy x Fem!Reader

"Urgh, it's 5am, who's calling?" You grumbled as Jo's phone began to buzz, waking both you and Jo up from where the two of you were peacefully sleeping.

Teddy was at her place with Allison, after having spent dinner with you and Jo.

"Hey Mer... it's 5am and it's not Karev anymore... I don't know yet."

"I'll share with you, you can have S/n?" You murmured, pressing your face into the pillow before letting out a groan and throwing the duvet off to get up.

You were pressing buttons on the coffee machine as Jo removed her wedding ring and put it on her bedside table.

"Pro-bono surgery day means I am having a lot of caffeine." You replied, throwing a towel at Jo as she headed towards the bathoom.

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"Link's the father!" Amelia announced as she walked in, taking the unopened snack bar you had in your hand as you pouted.

"I know Maggie told you that it might be Owen's, but it's not. Hi, Jo."

"I already knew, Link sent me a Bitmoji last night of a baby's body with his face on it, which I can't unsee." Jo admitted, nudging you in the ribs as you snorted, having also seen the Bitmoji last night.

"Well, that's... great news!" Owen cheered, "I'm happy for you, both of you, all of us, I guess, right?"

"Okay... see you upstairs. Congrats." Jo stated as she headed out, pausing as you kissed Teddy quickly before hurrying after Jo.

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"Uh, it's Wilson now, wait, I don't like that either... uh... screw it, S/n? That's going to set the rumour mill on fire, isn't it? Just call me Jo. Doctor Jo." Jo stated, covering the Karev embroidery on her lab coat with a sticker.

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You had just completed a hip replacement surgery when you spotted Teddy talking to Amelia whilst Jo was with Owen.

"I gave up my apartment, my job, my universal healthcare and my European work visa, to end up in a relationship with an amazing orthopedic surgeon and raise my daughter with her and my daughter's father-"

"There's a but in there, isn't there?" Amelia realised, turning around to face Teddy.

"I don't know how she feels about marriage, especially after what happened with Jo, and a lot of the other married couples she has known have ended in divorce. I know I need to ask her, but I don't want to rock the boat-"

"Y/n said something once, when she chose ortho over cardio... she said she took a risk, and that she wanted to take more risks, which is probably why she flew to New York on her day off during residency, besides she and Jo were fighting. Anyway, maybe you should rock the boat and take a chance on Y/n." Amelia replied, leaving Teddy to pause.

"Rocking the boat can have consequences though..."

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"What the hell is happening?" You exclaimed as the code violet alarm began to go off, hurrying to spot the human chain cutting DeLuca off from everyone else.

"Oh shit..." You murmured, pausing as you glanced over at who DeLuca was accusing of human trafficking in his rambles.

"Weird vibes..." You whispered before your phone buzzed, reminding you of another surgery that you had to do.

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"Who'd you kill?" Jo asked as the two of you arrived at the bar.

"I think I dumped myself. Is that even possible? Oh wait, of course it is, I'm me! I left all my stuff at Nico's place because he convinced me to move out of my mom's house. And I haven't found an apartment yet, so I'm homeless." Levi admitted, giving you an exasperated look as you flicked a grape into your mouth.

"Do you want to stay at my place whilst you look for your own?" Jo asked as she put her beer down on the bar.

"Jo, that time in my mother's basement was a one-time thing. I'm a gay man." Levi deadpanned, leaving you to laugh as you remembered that Jo and Levi had hooked up before, whereas Jo was laughing for a different reason.

"That's why you're getting the invite, dummy! Plus, I'm basically staying at Braces' apartment, my place is too empty and I can't stand to look at it anymore." Jo explained, sipping her beer.

"Then definitely yes." Levi smiled, clinking beers with Jo as you flicked another grape into your mouth.

Jo raised an eyebrow as your phone buzzed, watching you type a reply.

"Going to get laid tonight?" Jo enquired, smirking as you missed the grape you flicked into your mouth.

"I wish. I think Teddy wants to talk about the future." You replied, giving Levi a grateful look as he pushed the basket of peanuts over to you.

"Oh... do you want to talk about the future, with Teddy?" Jo asked, raising an eyebrow as you stared at the bar.

"That apartment is my safe space, Joey. Plus, you're kinda there too, I'm not leaving you." You replied, leaving Jo to sigh.

"Worse case scenario, we all move in together and raise children as a matrifocal thing. Y'know, a massive fuck you to the nuclear family." Jo suggested, laughing as you gave her a confused look.

"Children? Owen has Leo, Cody and Mac have Rory, where are these 'children' besides Allison coming from?" You enquired, leaving Jo to smirk.

"Well, there's adoption, IVF, artificial insemination..."

"And on that note, I am leaving to go talk about the future with my girlfriend and find out if there is a future. Because right now, I'm batting two for two based on my past two relationships and how they ended... and you can tell I'm bricking it because now I'm rambling. Goodnight you two."

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"Hi."

"Hi. I figured coming here would feel more comfortable for you, as it's your safe space and I didn't want to alienate you with anything." Teddy explained as she walked into your apartment.

"What exactly did you want to talk about?" You avoided looking at her as you asked, instead staring at the old video games that sat near the old TV. The TV had Cody had fixed up for you when the two of you found it in a dumpster in college.

"Well, Amelia's baby is Link's, so we don't need to panic about the dynamic changing with four babies, I know Rory isn't yours, but Allison really likes Rory around and I was worried about change. I keep worrying about change and I wanted to ask you about how you feel about things like moving in together and marriage and kids but-"

"Marriage is just so, it's a piece of paper and weddings are so overwhelming and over the top and what if everything went wrong and it didn't work out. Joey's barely holding it together after Alex left her... I'd rather just elope and take your name. But rings are, rings have bad connotations." You sighed, wrapping your arms around yourself as you spotted a familar video game.

"You know, that Just Dance game has high scores from my intern year on it. There was someone in our class, her name was Heather Brooks. She was my friend. Back then, I only had Joey, so to make friends was rare for me. She, uh, she died. I miss her, I miss everyone who leaves, because they all eventually do. I'm scared, Teddy. I'm scared that one day you'll up and go, just like Alex did to Joey. Or something else will happen and you'll be gone like Danielle, dead. I love you, Teddy Altman, and that terrifies me." You played with your fingers, staring at the video game case that held the Just Dance game, memories flicking by in your head of Brooks smiling and Danielle cheering.

"Everyone is supposed to go someday, Y/n. I'm sorry that you have lost so many people so early in life, but I can promise that I will fight for you. I will fight for you in a way that Alex didn't fight for Jo, I will fight to come back to you if I am ever on the cusp of death, I will fight for you, and I will fight for Allison, because as much as you don't realise, Allison has three parents. I want you to use that fear, that terror, and fight for us too. Please." Teddy walked over, cradling your head in her hands as her thumbs wiped away the stray tears that ran down your face.

"I know this apartment is your safe place but-"

"You're my safe place, you, Joey and Allison. You are all my safe place." You affirmed, standing up so you could hold Teddy close to you.

"I'm not ready to move in with you yet, Joey isn't in a good place, but I think that one day, I would be strong enough to leave this place... the couch is a dealbreaker though, I am not getting rid of the couch." You bargained, smiling as Teddy chuckled.

"That couch is the most comfortable couch I have ever felt, I'd think you were going wild if you wanted to get rid of it." Teddy kissed your forehead, smiling at the grin on your face.

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[saintobio]

I can see the dakyung vibes on sera- that biishh- HOW TO UNSEE!!😭🔪

And when y/n was crying so hard on shoko's arms deymmm i get the ref the same with the world of the married when sun woo was crying on dr. kim's arms after she nearly commited suicide o（ｉДｉ）o the pain in the world of the married is still present here and now gonna wreck again with sn ksksksk ╥﹏╥

Ahh lots of heartbreak on this chap. I said to myself that I'm going to wait for chap 9 but I CAN'T! I NEED ANGST! And yes keep'em coming-😀🤧 you're writing is beautiful as always muwah~😘 thank you so much~❤ rest well ai-san🥺💛

i told u guys, twotm rly inspired the angstiest shit out of me 🥲 most of the scenes from the last chapter were bits and pieces taken from twotm and extraordinary you!!

[winelover1989]

you don’t have to answer but what makes you think your parents are gay? have they like expressed anything that was explicitly sus or is it just their vibe?

well they have a garbage relationship and insult each other in fights and he literally calls my mom a lesbian because and I quote she "spent their entire honeymoon ogling naked women on this nude beach" plus she is very butch and strong and does most of the heavy lifting, driving, repairing around the house, etc because my dad is a "useless loser who can't do anything but shop" and it's kind of true...he is pretty useless...can't cook, can't clean, can't drive, can't do taxes, can't manage money, etc and I've sort of had to step up pretty early as an adult in the home

another reason why I think my mom is gay is because I'm bi—i know that—and when I'm with my mom and end up checking out a really beautiful girl, I often catch my mom doing the EXACT same subtle sus checkout thing I do

she also gets really offended with homosexuality being decriminalized and indian millennials killing arranged marriage because "without being forced into an arranged marriage no woman would ever marry a man because men are just ugly and repulsive" and whenever she pushes arranged marriage on me she always tells me about the guy's money, house, car, etc and whenever I bring up attraction or personality she's just confused because "men have no personality and they are unfuckable everyone knows that why would I bother with such useless things"

and not to hinge it all on stereotypes but my dad literally does nothing but shop...that's his role in the household...to irritate everyone with his toxic masculinity and shop/window shop online or outside or look for discounts...like he's a shopaholic, who keeps pulling off this alpha male routine at home but turns into a blushing maiden around taller beefier men and keeps going off about how women should have a V shaped body too and how everything feminine sucks...but he's obsessed with women's clothes and that's what he spends most of his online windowshopping time on and he bought most of the clothes in my and my mom's closet...and then theres this really wierd habit of him getting super defensive and suddenly declaring he's not gay unprompted for no reason

mom says it's because "he's actually an annoying unhinged woman just like his mother trapped inside the body of a very short skinny man"

did I mention ours is a deeply dysfunctional family?

but in all honesty, I only started seeing my parents as gay when a friend of mine described my bisexuality as being the product of being the cursed child of a butch lesbian and an insufferable twink and I just couldn't unsee it from then on