#you can't tell me there wouldn't be old-timey sound effects

[aziraphalalala]

When Aziraphale and Crowley do the do, the whole of London will lose electricity and experience an earthquake that's at least a 6.66 on the Richter scale.

When it's finally over (weeks later) they emerge, dazed and peckish (in Aziraphale's case, Crowley is still napping, the poor dear) to a fluffy cloud of feathers and a decimated bedroom.