#you can't tell me altaïr has ever fully planned an assassination unless forced
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Altaïr: I got you one of those "plans" you're always on about
Malik: ...this is a map
Altaïr: Of guard patrols, yes. For the plan. Since you like plans.
Malik: Where did you get this map
Altaïr: ...
Malik: I know you didn't make this yourself, since it's
Malik: y'know
Malik: Actually Legible
Altaïr: Soooo, it's good? You like it?
Malik: That's not an answer
Malik: Altaïr
Malik: Altaïr
Malik: How many people died for this bizarre romantic gesture
Altaïr: ...Good talk
Malik: Goddamnit, novice
#altmal#you can't tell me altaïr has ever fully planned an assassination unless forced#it drives malik up the wall#malik walks into the bureau with a perfectly crafted plan based on the target's habits#with at least 2 backup escape routes#it took him weeks. he drew maps#meanwhile altaïr rolls up like “target'll be at the market at noon” and that's it that's the whole plan#infiltration methods are a 'on the walk over' problem#“how are you going to kill them?” “with a knife??? how tf else????”#the rudest part is it keeps working. there are no consequences for this tomfoolery#cut to malik seething in the background#altaïr ibn la'ahad#malik al sayf#altair is a little shit#mmw au#kind of
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