#you can't convince me there isn't one person in gotham who isn't ready to risk it all they're all insane

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If the batkids had a podcast. Part. Xl

Redhood: I got called "daddy" once too.

Nightwing: You got called "daddy" once?

Redhood: I got called "daddy" once. But was Like- (pause) Okay I was minding my business.

laughs on the back

Nightwing: Uh-huh.

Redhood: I go to this store. To buy a getorade

Red Robin: Why didn't you took the Helmet?

Redhood: wHy dIdn't yOu tOoK thE hElMeT. It was a busy day okay?

Red Robin: Wow sorry- (giggling)

Redhood: Shut up.

Redhood: So I go to the store. And I forget that I was with the helmet– And a gun. (laugh on the back). And there's Like- Radio silence. And just look around, to every fucking terrified civilian and raise my arms, right? And go– "This... Is Not a robbery"

Nightwing (slams the table, laughing):"I'm just here to buy getorade"

Redhood: "I'm. just. here. to buy getorade". And I would you think that would work, yeah?

Spoiler: Yeah.

Red Robin: No.

Redhood: Fucking not. They immediately get out, like almost all of them. Running. And I'm like- Okay. That happens. But there's this lady– She's with the back turned from me. Probably with headphones- And This guy before running just nudges her on the arm. Right?

Redhood: And he goes "fucking Redhood is here". And she turns around. Look at my helmet dead in the eye. FUCKING CHECKS ME OUT.

Nightwing (Slamming his hand on the table): There's no fucking way–

Redhood: And go "Oh wow hey daddy".

Red Robin: "Hey DAdDY" (cackles).

Redhood: And I just- Getorade in hand.

Spoiler: Just wanting to buy some groceries.

Redhood: Just wanting to buy some groceries. I just look at her– And go "you have a lot o problems".

Signal: You think?

Nightwing: *Ugly laugh*

Redhood: And she just sights. And go "I know."

Red Robin: At leas she-

Spoiler: At leas she was self aware!

Redhood: Yeah.

Spoiler: Did you bought the getorade?

Redhood: I bought the getorade. At least.

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[nocturnalchaos]

Ok… someone needs to make this canon. Please!

If the batkids had a podcast. Part. Xl

Redhood: I got called "daddy" once too.

Nightwing: You got called "daddy" once?

Redhood: I got called "daddy" once. But was Like- (pause) Okay I was minding my business.

laughs on the back

Nightwing: Uh-huh.

Redhood: I go to this store. To buy a getorade

Red Robin: Why didn't you took the Helmet?

Redhood: wHy dIdn't yOu tOoK thE hElMeT. It was a busy day okay?

Red Robin: Wow sorry- (giggling)

Redhood: Shut up.

Redhood: So I go to the store. And I forget that I was with the helmet– And a gun. (laugh on the back). And there's Like- Radio silence. And just look around, to every fucking terrified civilian and raise my arms, right? And go– "This... Is Not a robbery"

Nightwing (slams the table, laughing):"I'm just here to buy getorade"

Redhood: "I'm. just. here. to buy getorade". And I would you think that would work, yeah?

Spoiler: Yeah.

Red Robin: No.

Redhood: Fucking not. They immediately get out, like almost all of them. Running. And I'm like- Okay. That happens. But there's this lady– She's with the back turned from me. Probably with headphones- And This guy before running just nudges her on the arm. Right?

Redhood: And he goes "fucking Redhood is here". And she turns around. Look at my helmet dead in the eye. FUCKING CHECKS ME OUT.

Nightwing (Slamming his hand on the table): There's no fucking way–

Redhood: And go "Oh wow hey daddy".

Red Robin: "Hey DAdDY" (cackles).

Redhood: And I just- Getorade in hand.

Spoiler: Just wanting to buy some groceries.

Redhood: Just wanting to buy some groceries. I just look at her– And go "you have a lot o problems".

Signal: You think?

Nightwing: *Ugly laugh*

Redhood: And she just sights. And go "I know."

Red Robin: At leas she-

Spoiler: At leas she was self aware!

Redhood: Yeah.

Spoiler: Did you bought the getorade?

Redhood: I bought the getorade. At least.

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