#you can thank or curse amphoreus for this

[gemkun]

hi i am returning here so you may begin to cast your bets on how long it'll be until my next hiatus

[redhuntressnewtrail04]

A New Strategy

Trailblazer: I've gathered you all today to both celebrate the new year and to tell you of the goal I have for this team.

March 7th: Is that why there are so many people in the train car?

Welt Yang: I've never seen so many people in this train car.

Dan Heng: I've never seen this many people on the train.

Himeko: Now, now let's hear what they have to say.

Trailblazer: Thank you Ms. Himeko. I want to start by saying that I have no intention of pulling for anyone from Amphoreus.

Sparkle: *cough* Debatable.

Trailblazer: You don't get talk Ms.Hides-in-the-1xpull-button.

Sparkle: I still got here didn't I ?

Trailblazer: That is beside the point.

Dr. Ratio: Then get to it.

Trailblazer: All pulls are on pause for now.

All: WHAT ?!

Qingque: This doesn't have anything to do with not getting Sunday by any chance?

Trailblazer: Not that much but he did inspire a bit of my mindset right now.

Sunday: I sincerely advise against that, unless you wish to be more acquainted with the front of the express at high speeds.

Trailblazer: I'm only copying your determination by just pulling four characters.

Jiaoqiu: And which fortunate few will get this great honor.

Trailblazer: The first I must get is the member of the stratagems, path strider of the hunt, and the most terrifying debt collector in the universe; Numby and Topaz.

Fu Xuan: Isn't Topaz's name supposed to come first?

Trailblazer: One is a majestic being that will greatly improve the damage of our allies during battle and the other chick with a coin gun, It's clear to me which one is the real sidekick.

Fu Xuan: Fair enough.

Trailblazer: Second, the path strider (and possible emanator) of the harmony, DJ Extraordinaire, and the literal angel of Penacony; Robin.

Serval: It will be nice to finally meet this wonderful songstress

Guinaifen: She's the best, but I thought you didn't like her.

Trailblazer: What? No, She'll be an incredible addition to the team, a nice singing voice, and a great personality; what's not to like?

Natasha: When you saw her recent banner you proceeded to back away from the screen while double flipping her off.

Trailblazer: That's because of the tag-a-longs she had with her.

Moze: Tag-a-longs.

Trailblazer: That is the only polite thing I can call them after that stunt they pulled and they will be receiving their deserved punishment.

Asta: What punishment could you possible give them?

Trailblazer: The only right punishment for when a spider and two birds walk into my bar at the same time, I kick them out and ban them indefinitely.

Acheron: Banned? Truly?

Trailblazer: Sorry Acheron, you may be my second favorite but you're not getting another dance.

Herta: Did you not once declare that you will get every stellaron hunter?

Trailblazer: I never have enough jades or tickets when the remaining two come around.

Silver Wolf: You had enough for Fugue.

Trailblazer: Don't you get snippy with me, not after you snitched to Firefly.

Blade: Is that why she has been sulking in her room this whole time.

Trailblazer: Moving on to number three, the knight of beauty Argenti.

Ruan Mei: No introduction this time?

Trailblazer: I doubt that I need to. After all, I'm pretty sure everyone here has met or at least known of the guy who killed one of the remnants of the swarm, fought the possession of an evil cursed sword, and rescued Aventurine from what is quite literary death.

Clara: Does anyone in Belabog know about him?

Trailblazer: The only reason you don't know him yet is because we got to your planet first.

Arlan: There is still one person that you haven't said yet.

Trailblazer: I'm just prepping myself.

*Walks in front of Dan Heng and pulls out lance*

Dan Heng: Wha-

Trailblazer: Hold on a sec, March, Aventurine, Gepard, and Fu Xuan please help me guard Dan Heng.

March: Okay...

Trailblazer: The last person I'll bring is Dan Heng: Imbibitor Lunae.

Blade: WHAT?!

*Before anyone could catch him, he launched himself toward Dan Heng and those guarding him. *

Sampo: Any way to calm him down.

Trailblazer: *Grunt* If Sparkle can recreate what she did to me and Firefly in the dreamascape.

Sparkle: Only if the crazy swordsman can be detained long enough for me to get near him without my head flying off.

Aventurine and March: We're trying !!!

*Blade is slowly getting weakened by ice, fire, quantum, and Aventurine's chips*

Everyone: SPARKLE!

Sparkle: He's down already.

*Everyone looks at where Blade once stood to see him glitching with a bit of frost and burns on him.*

Trailblazer: OK so TL;DR no more pulls until I get my four horsemen of grinding.

Dan Heng: Your what?

Trailblazer: You heard me, anyway thanks for coming, and be prepared for next year.

Lynx: Thanks for the invite.

Trailblazer: Hold on I'm going to need you and a few others to help with some healing.

March: I'm feelin pretty ok.

Trailblazer: Of course you are but they are not.

*March looks behind her and sees Gepard getting patched up by Natasha, Bailu and HouHou attending to Fu Xuan, and Luocha more or less trying to revive an unconscious Aventurine.

March: Oh.

Welt: Anyway a certain "guest" can leave.

Silver Wolf: I got Sam coming over to haul him back to base.

Trailblazer: Ok just needs to start cleaning up before Pompom starts chasing us with their broom.

Moze: I'm already on it.

Himeko: You don't have to.

Jiaoqui: There is no stopping him.

Fugue: You still haven't told me what you have planned for me.

Trailblazer: I am going to put you through a lot of jobs when you fully leveled up you'd think you reached death again.

Fugue:...

Trailblazer: To dark?

Fugue: A tad bit.