#you can thank oakley for the flops lives version

[sadtrashking]

secret 3rd version of the tuborucho ex au where tubbo is ALSO morally fucked and they seperated for unrelated reasons.

they create a toxic workplace environment with their spiteful divorcedness and cucurucho gets flops on the weekends

(this came to me in a dream last night and i just now remembered it)

LMAO

they're so divorced but absolutely still seeing each other, no one can tell if they're bickering or flirting. Tubbo gets taken away because he nearly managed to actually revive someone, but he refuses to tell how he did it. Flops would be the most spoiled baby ever her parents dote on her and teach it the best way to kill. Tubbo holds the fact that he got majority custody over cucu's head