#you can hear taser noises in the background while the housewarden is screaming
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savanaclawzz · 1 year ago
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SO WHERE WAS SEBEK WHEN ALL THESE OVERBLOTS WERE HAPPENING LIKE???
(Spoilers for the twst books)
Random npc: _____ is overblotting!
Yuu: oh word? Sebek shock the shit outta them.
Sebek: *fucking taser noises*
Like sebek could’ve stopped so much if he just decided to give the overblot boys a little push. Oh leona is about to murder ruggie? Tase him. Riddle is about to impale cater? Tase him. Jamil just launched everybody halfway across the desert? TASE HIM.
The mc wouldn’t have become fucking homeless 7 times if this alligator bitch actually did something
AND WE’RE NOT EVEN GONNA TALK ABOUT HOW THE MC COULDVE JUST TOLD DEUCE TO THROW A CAULDRON AT THE OVERBLOTS.
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