#you can futz w the ratio of course i do spinach by vibe. & frozen bananas r the SHIT
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love a good smoothie they — like shaken cocktails — are a violent drink that doesn’t look that way. like yes i will now pulverize vegetables in my sharp horrible blades and then slurp it down. been drinking a lot of green smoothies bc my mother gave me so much spinach on the point of turning & they are fr the most satisfying thing to make. they go in and then they get blended up badda bing badda boom like a vortex with blades at the bottom. also how i make them they look like algae or perhaps swamp muck which is delightful
#i rant#easy recipe: one banana. juice of one half lemon. three cups of spinach. 1/4 cup yogurt. ice to taste. blend. slurp#it will make a drink the color of a highlighter it's GREAT#you can futz w the ratio of course i do spinach by vibe. & frozen bananas r the SHIT
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