#you can do whatever with a selfship hehehehe

[teddybeartoji]

hi!!! can you explain self-shipping to me like i’m 5 😭😭 i’ve never heard of it until tumblr and it seems fun!

IT'S LIKE X READER BUT IT'S X YOU . you know how x reader fanfics are mostly made so everybody can relate to them and everybody can imagine themselves in a story right? but when it's a selfship it's literally just YOU and your character. like i selfship with toji and i have very specific scenarios of us together, like how we met and how our relationship will grow etcetc and it's all very personal to me and i'm not trying to make it so others can necessarily relate to that story. selfshipping is for your own fun and your comfort it's like a little relationship inside your head!!!!!!!!!

some ppl only selfship with one or two characters while others may do it with a bunch of them (me for an example) aaand they're all different. there really are no rules when it comes to selfshipping IN MY OPINION bc they're literally there for fun and comfort and lovey dovey thoughts<3333333333333

[seelestia]

dw he can always come home and rest in my arms after dealing with all the, uh, interesting people, throughout his day lol-

sweat is just. evil. icky. yucky. ew ew get it away from me D; it's unfortunate that i can't get away from sweating every time i'm outside here. tropical country whyyyy ;w; so far no plans for another vacay anytime soon sobsob we'll see... it'll have to be next year for sure :c hbu??

lmao i don't think he finds my jokes funny enough rip 💔 it is!! that's why i did try to pull for him despite having too many polearm characters already ;w; oh well.

xiao: "don't talk nonsense, my power is meagre compared to morax." // me: "yeah no shit i still haven't built him yet-"

you bring him so much entertainment and that's one of the things he just loves about you lolol al haitham looking back at you skeptically like 'what in the world is this little creature barking about...'

hskdhfjsdhf the way you're cheering on us pls that's so cute ;w;

omg you're a genius yes yes i can totally see you walking around with a few dogs ;w; ayato made sure they're trained so well too (flashback to that one time when you first got them, they were untrained and almost made you fall down the stairs bc they're just a bunch of excited balls of fluffs), always walking by your side and never tugging on their leash (altho the moment you unleash their harness they just zoom about everywhere). v v cute <3

ayato and lia having a mini friendly debate session hsdhjs thoma is so used to bringing you tea while you're in the middle of doing this and he's always so amused (he might even cheekily add in his two cents too) hehe

I HAVE SEEN IT YES and gosh i love love love it so much, the colors and shading and lighting is just sosososo gorgeous ughghghghghgh ;w;

i'll let you know when i finish them archon quests ahhhh i did finish the events but i need to start on them sllsdjflksd

us indulging and screaming about each other's selfships 🤝

also your birthday is tomorrow yes? :) hehe. hehehehe >:)

give 👏 the 👏 man 👏 some 👏 rest <//3 if not for the obstacles he had to face as the geo archon, now he has to deal with unique people after he retires LOLLL as a hu tao kinnie, i am afraid i might not be able to help alleviate his suffering. (/lh)

the continuous summer 😭 it's like can't we get more creativity in terms of seasons here?? me eyeing the orbit 🤨 (/j) aaaa, you deffo deserve to go on more vacay trips! they're so therapeutic <//3 i'm not sure about me either, but the highlands have a special place in my heart, so we'll see! expect strawberry-related pics if i do >:)

WAIT, YOU'RE RIGHT. *squints at zhongli and xiao* it's either your fav weapon is polearm or you just happen to like people who like polearms JFWKDKSK dw, rin jie, more characters to pull for soon! it's either tartar sauce or angy shortie now 👀

in alhaitham's eyes, i'm just a puppy trailing after him angrily <//3 whatever do you see in him, my dearest cousin? is it the iq? the brains? his voice? but alhaitham's could never compare to your hubby's (/j)

lia walking with kins of her kind is a sight to see 🤫 we need more fanarts of ayato with animals, i will cry 😭 the power of fanarts over us is smth else <//3 and true, thoma just got himself a ticket to a live debate show in the kamisato estate! he'd put down the tray in ayato's office and just comment on how 'spirited' the both of us are LOLLL ayato isn't vv fond of work, so i might as well do smth to help him get thru it easier, hehe. iirc, in his voicelines, he expresses ironic (?) shock if you tell him that some people who treat their work as a hobby. he just goes "how... exceptional." HELPFKES i think paperwork traumatized him (/j)

I KNEW YOU DID 😭 i just knew you went thru the artist's page and honestly??? so valid because i did too 🤝 if i come across more zhongli fanarts, i'd definitely trip and run over to you in an instant! >:)

YESYES lmk! and take your time~ i love how sumeru is going thru a crisis while mondstadt is just 💃🍃🥂 ✨ LOLLL but i wasn't expecting how the wienlesefest event just went straight for those with parent issues HELPFKWK i thought this was supposed to celebrate wine and autumn... OUCH. 😟 but at least, we got pieces about crepus, razor's parents, amd even kaeya's father. and angst

[teddybeartoji]

WEEEEEEEE HIIII MICKEY SELFSHIP ASK GAME TIMEEEEEEEE :3333333

🛏️ for toji, ☕️ for suguru, and 💡 for sukuna :33 AND !!!!!! bc i am starting bsd (shhhhhh say nothing) 🧇 for dazai and 🌤️ for chuuya :333

I LOVE YOUUU GO TO BED STINKY (kisses you) SLEEP WELL MY DARLING MICKEY MWAH MWAH MWAAAHHH

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MICKEY SELFSHIP TIMEEEEEEEE:3333333

🛏: who wakes up first? what do they do when they first wake up?

HE'S A BIT MORE LIKELY TO WAKE UP FIRST ACTUALLYY!!!!!!!!! and yes he will one hundred percent just stare at me sooo so fondly lmao this fucking sap..... (i love him sm my heart is abt to explode) probably also laughs at the way my hair is EVERYWHERE and at the way i'm . drooling SMHHHHHHHHH he also likes to trace my features and to just play with my hair he needs to stim a little okay,, i'm pretty sure he also tries to count my freckles every once in a while bc he needs to make sure they're all still there<3333333333

☕️: do y’all make coffee or tea? what do they put in their coffee/tea?

HE BOUGHT US A FANCY COFFEE MACHINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and he always makes the drinks bc he knows best lmao i can't even argue with that bc sometimes i put too much sugar into my coffee and sometimes i put too little and he always does it perfectly idk how the fuck he manages to do that but yeah . he will either get himself a black coffee ooooorr a cup of earl gray!!!!!!!!!!!! he typically uses just like One cube of sugar or a bit of honey for the tea and he thinks me trying his bitter fucking drinks is so amusing sighhhhh he's a little shit.... no but srsly every time he makes the coffee (well ig the machine makes the coffee but whatever) it's theeeeeeeeeeeeeeee most delicious thing and it instantly makes everything better i love it sm (i love him)

💡: do they ever get bedhead? do you get bedhead?

SUKUNA WITH BEDHEAD PLEASEEEEGASDHSAHGDHGASHG HIS HAIR IS SO UNRULY HELLO SOMETIMES IT'S JUST STICKING STRAIGHT UP IT'S CRAZY it makes me laugh so fucking hard lmao and then he lunges at me he will throw me over his shoulder and just carry me to the showerhgashgdsaghdghas I AM SAFE FROM THE BEDHEAD CURSE THOUGHH and thank fuck for that i know he'd have a full album of pics of me otherwise lmao

🧇: do they cook breakfast? or do you? what breakfast?

i hate to say it but . he can cook way better than he seems okay... he's the one who makes the coffee for us and then he'll ask whether i want to cook this time knowing full well that i do not lmao he thinks he's so funny ANYWAY he'll probably make us some french toast bc i really like that aaand then he'll keep stealing bites out of my fucking toast like an idiot smhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (he has my heart)

🌤: are either of you morning people? if not, what’s your pick me up?

QUINNNTHIS IS THE MOST PERFECT QUESTION FOR HIMMMM EEEEEEE I'M GIGGLING HE'S SOOOO GRUMPY IN THE MORNINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! though it takes me a while to fully wake up, i still consider myself a morning person lmao so i always tease him for being clingy in the mornings hehehehe he's glued to my back while i brush my teeth and that's IF i can even manage to get the both of us out of the bed............................ anyway i think he's extra cute like this i love it sooo so much like he scrunches his nose up when i pepper his face with kisses to wake him up and AUUUGGHHHHHHHHH he's my baby

morning selfship asks<3333333

[teddybeartoji]

mickeyyyy tell me about your selfship lore with dazai pretty please

CARINAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M HERE I'M HERE I'M HERE!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAA THANK YOU SM FOR ASKING ABT US ANGEL I LOVE HIM SM:(((((

okok so i had a chance to brainstorm a little with a friend the other day and now i'm gonna tell you all about it hehehehe:3333 also uhh.. i think this might get long so i apologize for that lmao

mizai takes place in a cute little university au!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dazai is majoring in literature (he's so pretentious i love him so bad) and i am an art major!!!!!!! this is how i get to live out my silly dreams okay lmao so i'm thinking about studying pottery or something!!!!!!!!!

and and and since the they're all so very important to me i also need to tell you that chuuya is also an art major, he's doing classical painting (but he takes some pottery classes with me and that's how we met:333). kunikida is ofc gonna be a teacher, so he's studying education aaaaaaaaaaand fedya is... a psychology major. i'm scared of him a little i won't even lie.

AAAAANYWAYYY MIZAII:333 he pretty much just lives at my place; he does have an apartment but it's super small and he just.. doesn't like it there. so he has his own key and he's free to come and go whenever he wants!!!!!!! when i say 'go' i'm actually lying bc he really is just always at my place,, like i come home and he's there. i wake up and he's there. i go to take a piss and then come out only to be met with him laying on my couch. he's weird like that i love him sm.

i also have a cat!!!!!!!!! well i mean my irl cat is just canon in the mizai world hehehee and ooooooooh my god dazai loves him so much. and shrimp really fucking likes him too (so much so that i get jealous sometimes.. ) my cat is very talkative and so is dazai so there's just constant meowing going on. and well sadly, i am no better okay i am a meower too......................... we have a proper fucking cat choir going on smh i wonder if the neighbors hate us...................

though we're both big talkers, one of our favourite things to do is literally just parallel play. he's laid out on my bed like the princess that he is with his newest book while i sit behind my desk, typing away at whatever it is that i'm writing at the moment and it's just sooo so comfortable. and then after we decide that we've been productive enough we always go to the little cafe that we both love and then go to chuuya's just to bother him a bit (he loves us) >:333333333

whenever we're out taking the bus or the train, we're sitting shoulder to shoulder while sharing earphones!!!!!!!!! he rests his head against mine and fidgets with my fingers while i choose the music<333333

oh and neither of us can sleep alone btw. we both struggle with sleep all around but it's not that bad when we're together. it's like thing apparently too you know? that like you get sleepy when you're around a person you really feel safe with? so yeah... we take a lot of naps together it's kind of like a shared love language of ours!!!!!!

OMFG WAIT I ALSO NEED TO ADD THAT UHH ODA IS HERE TOO. HE'S DAZAI'S FAVOURITE PROFESSOR. AAAAAAAAAAAAA oda loves him sm... he loves hearing all of dazai's ideas and his takes and they talk after the lectures all the time too. they actually even go to grab a coffee every now and then. dazai just really really loves talking to him and sometimes (read: every time) he comes home after seeing him, he's sooo happy:((( he has the biggest smile on my face as he just plops down on top of me and starts retelling everything they talked about with oda:(((((((((((((((((((((((((( AAAAAAAHHH CARINAA I LOVE HIM SOOO SO BADDDDD I'M GONNA DIEEEEE

he once kinda dragged me into one of oda's classes too and i was so scared that he'll throw me out bc well.. i'm not supposed to be there but then he was just checking who's there and who's not and his eyes met mine before moving to dazai's twinkling ones and he just smiled and let me be there anyway. (he would literally never throw me out)(btw i fear that.. dazai... yaps about me to him too.............. )

BUT WAHH OKAY OKAY I THINK I NEED TO STOP HERE BEFORE I ACTUALLY EXPLODEEEE I LOVE TAKING HIM TO STUDY DATES AT THE CAFE AND I LOVE TAKING HIM TO ARCADE DATES AND I LOVE LISTENING HIM TALK AND I LOVE WATCHING HIM CUDDLE WITH SHRIMP (MY CAT:33) AAAAAAAAAAAAA I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND WAHHH THANK YOU FOR INDULGING ME ON THIS CARINA MY ANGEL<333333 it means a lot a lot a lot hehehehe MWAH MWAH MWAHH I LOVE YOU SM!!!!!!!!