#you can call me silly anon 😌😌

[hp-hcs]

yanxidarlings here~ literally screamed when i saw you followed me because your writings were the direct inspiration for my latest post 💖 but im curious to see your take on yandere! poly! mattheo and theodore with m! reader or just more poly headcanons because i am never. going. to. get. enough. of. them

OH MY FUCKING GOD UR KIDDING I WAS THE ANON WHO REQUESTED UR LATEST POST

IM FEELING STARSTRUCK RN 🙇‍♂️👑

requests open, please dear god

Yk, reader is (lovingly) so fucking oblivious

Like, his friends will be like “hey you’re getting pretty close with like, the two most obsessive and violent guys at this school aha”

And reader will be like “lol they’re so silly goofy aren’t they 😌”

Inspired purely by your “you know people think we're gay and dating, right?” “aren't we?” I present:

“you know people think we’re gay and dating, right?” “aren’t we?” — yandere! mattheo riddle x oblivious! male! reader x yandere! theodore nott

completely unedited cause i gotta sprint to my lecture broski

TWs: possessive/obsessive behavior, brief mentions of violence, one instance of slut-shaming (?)

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Honestly, you thought nothing of it when you were informed that due to “space issues” you were being moved to room with The Theos™. You just shrugged and followed the very anxious house-elf who had informed you of the switch to your new room.

Your trunk and belongings were there already, waiting to be set up and organized. Mattheo and Theo were hovering in the doorway looking a bit too pleased with the situation for comfort.

You just quietly said “hi” and moved past them, dumping your school bag on your new bed and flopping down next to it.

Theo and Mattheo practically trip over themselves rushing to “befriend” you. (Their words, not mine)

You all share a dorm, so it wasn’t long before they realized the other was obsessed with you.

Then, it’s all out war.

I’m talking mysterious falls down the moving stairs, getting locked out of the dorm all night, randomly being chased by bludgers—even when they aren’t playing.

Random fistfights between them whenever they see each other in the halls.

That all goes out the window, though, when reader is asked out.

Reader comes back to his dorm after a long day and finds The Theos sitting side-by-side on the edge of the his bed.

“When were you going to tell us that you became the class whore?” Mattheo drawled, his lips thinning in disapproval and disgust.

“W-what?” You ask, completely taken aback.

“We heard that little Y/N L/N’s got himself a date to the Yule Ball,” Theodore adds. “Who is it? That Parkinson girl? The Diggory boy?”

“Wh- no. I said no anyways.”

The boys scrutinize you, exuding an air of judgement.

Finally, Theodore pipes up. “Good boy.”

😳

“Aww, what’s this? Look, Riddle. Y/N’s blushing,” Theodore teases.

They make a quick mental note of that 📝

Anyways, they eventually find out who asked you out. They call a ceasefire on their own personal war, and team up to beat the shit out of the poor guy/girl.

After that, babycakes, if they didn’t already know before, everyone at Hogwarts now knows that you are TAKEN. (Even though you don’t.)

They tolerate each other, but just barely. They can really only stand each other when you three all curl up in one of your beds or on the common room couch.

Then, they’re the clingiest mfs you’ve ever met.

They have absolutely no sense of a personal space bubble. One of them is always touching you in some way, whether it be holding your hand, resting a hand on your hip or shoulder, putting their hand on your lower back…

Theodore charmed your chair in History of Magic to be impossible to move, so you can’t scoot away from him.

If you’re relaxing on the couch in the common room, Mattheo will move to sit right next to you (like r i g h t next to you) and put your legs in his lap. He tried once before to get you to just sit in his lap, but you told him no (like an idiot) and avoided him for the rest of the day. That is, until you woke up to him in your bed next to you.

Homeboy was not happy about that.

He is manipulative as fuck and will gaslight you to no end. He uses his shitty childhood and bad father to get you to pity him.

(It works.)

It’s obviously disconcerting for you when your boyos go from ‘actively out for each other’s blood’ to ‘eh, you’re fine, i guess’

You guys were watching a movie in your dorm one night, all piled onto your bed, and they accidentally fell asleep there. They woke to you already gone for breakfast and them with their arms around each other.

“If you ever bring this up again, I’ll kill you.”

“Oh, believe me, they’d never find your body.”

They become way more open about their attraction to you, everything from kissing your cheek, to making you wear their clothes (esp their jerseys with their last name on them), to asking you your ring size.

I completely agree with your headcanon of Mattheo neck kisses 😩🤌

Eventually though, because you are an oblivious gay disaster, you’re just chilling on the couch and you’re like “Hey guys, you know everyone thinks we’re gay right? And like, all dating each other?”

“What, like we aren’t?”

y/n: 😳🤨☺️🏳️‍🌈👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

[sugar-omi]

Hi! I love your work! 🩵

Do you have any HC for MC and Cove spending their first Christmas together as a married couple?

OMG THIS TURNED INTO SUCH A BIG RAMBLE. YOUVE BROKEN ME /POS

(edit bc I called u anon, sorry I'm so used to anon rq 💀😂 anyway tysm I loved this rq so much🤭🫶🫶🫶)

Fluff, headcanons + drabble, gn reader, (after) step 4/wedding dlc, ooc cove bc my imagination ran away w me 🤷🏽‍♀️ , this is just rlly cute n soft ok

we all know cove doesn't care much for holidays since his parents divorce

but if you care for holidays, by the time you're married, cove's spark for such occasions has returned

your first Christmas as a married couple though...

he's basically lost his mind

goes on a separate shopping trip just for decorations and snacks

hot coco, candy canes, whatever else people snack on for Christmas idk

is pumpkin spice still in...? 💀

definitely goes a bit crazy with decore

wrath on the door, lights all over the house, scented candles, even a new welcome mat outside!

your home looks like it belongs in a Christmas catalog

even got matching mugs for you two

omg..

gets ornaments and stuff to decorate them

you both paint n decorate your own ornaments and then make one that says something like 'cove + y/n's 1st Christmas' with the year or smth like that anyway

I'll have find the video I'm thinking of, but...

rearranges the furniture in the living room and makes a nice bedding and snack bar

even bakes cookies!!!

sets up a movie and lights a candle and all that good stuff so you can relax when you get home

actually he looks forward to baking with you

doesn't even have to be from scratch, although he does like being your taste tester 🤭

you can task him with dying the frosting (although rmbr to look over your shoulder at least once, otherwise you're gonna have a purple snowman....)

OMG HOW COULD I FORGET

uses this as an excuse to cuddle

ALSO BUYS U MATCHING OUTFITS N SHIT BUT IMMA GET TO THAT IN A MINUTE

walks around in the skimpiest clothes like it's summer time n whines "y/nnn, I'm so cold..."

n then practically throws himself on top of you

squeals when you open the blanket or your arms and go "c'mere"

you know what he's doing after the first time or two, but are you gonna deny him? nope!

ofc he doesn't do it every time, sometimes he just falls into your lap or pulls you into his

or comes up from behind/rolls over in bed and hugs you from behind

grumbles n whines n pouts when you try to leave him :(

there's no reason you can't do a professional meeting with a 6"4 beach bum in your lap right? 😌✨️

DRABBLE

"y/n!" cove whines from down the hall, his big footsteps muffled by his winter themed socks and puppy slippers.

"yes, cove?" you call over your shoulder, eyes glued to the project on your computer screen.

the floor creaks behind you, cove right behind the couch.

he makes his presence known when he wraps his arms around your shoulders, his cheek on your head.

"its so cold y/n.." cove pouts, nuzzling into you.

you laugh, "that's because you're in a tank top, cove."

cove hums, silent for the longest and you presume his eyes are either closed or he's watching you work.

you look up, it's fruitless since you can't exactly see the top of your head.

"since you're so cold, even in that thick sweater of yours.." you sarcastically purr. "how about you get under the blanket with me?"

cove brightens, an invisible wagging tail and perky ears showing your husband's excitement at the invitation.

he bounces over to the side of the couch, flopping over the armrest and making you bounce, computer and all.

"cove!" you yelp, your astonishment turning into laughter. "what're you doing?!"

cove grins, lifting up the quilt up and squeezing in next to you, throwing an arm around your waist and squeezing his legs next to, more like tangle, yours on the ottoman.

"it's cold! i'm just getting comfortable!" cove laughs, nuzzling into your neck.

you laugh, tangling your fingers in cove's hair. "you're so silly! i'm trying to work!"

cove peeks at you, his bottom lip sagging, and he's melting you with those wide baby blues.

"c'mon, put down the computer.. just for a bit?" cove pleads.

you hum and haw, fake contemplating. "and why should i?"

cove closes your laptop, leaning over you to place it on the side table, almost knocking off the tissue box.

he rolls over on top of you, his legs in either side of your waist. "because you wanna spend time with your husband, and you need a break.."

he leans in, pressing his forehead against yours. you laugh, eyes drifting between his eyes and his lips.

"yeah?"

cove nods and hums, "yeah. you've been working for hours. days. months." cove exaggerates.

you laugh, cove's lips placing tiny kisses in your cheeks. "it has not been that long!" you put your hands on his cold shoulders, trying to warm him up by rubbing up and down.

"it's only been a few hours! also you're so cold! cove!" you exclaim, tugging up the covers trying to cover up your cold, goofy husband.

"then stop working!" cove laughs, his barrage of kisses ceasing, and he presses his smiling face into your cheek.

"i'll die of frostbite if you work another hour!" cove faints, laying on your chest and snuggling in.

you laugh, successfully getting put of you under the warmth of the quilt. "you're ridiculous. hey, get up, i can't reach the remote!"

cove snuggles in more, melting into your body. then he starts loudly fake snoring, snorting and going "mimimi!"

you laugh, pushing his shoulders. "cove!"

he laughs, burying his happy, smiling face into tour stomach. "it's nap time!"

you squirm from the vibrations and feeling off his lips and voice against your tummy. "cove!"

he leans up, watching you laugh and laugh, tears coming to your eyes.

he's melting watching you, your wedding band twinkling from the light and pure joy on your face.

you're trying to say something, telling him how silly he is and he could've just asked you to take a break with him.

but before any of that, cove steals a chaste kiss, enjoying the way your eyes sparkle and your sound of surprise.

you cup cove's neck, leaning in for another kiss, longer this time.

eventually you pull apart, your foreheads pressed together.

you're both looking into each others eyes, enjoying the sparkle, and you have a special love for cove's flushed cheeks.

"i suppose i can afford a midday nap with my husband."

cove beams, all but tackling you to the couch.

omfg that was a long drabble. um. I swear I'm normal abt cove

ANYWAY NOW BACK TO AFOREMENTIONED THE CLOTHES

every year. buys you guys matching pjs

and matching sweaters for every day/Christmas day wear ofc

omg he actually puts on the Santa hat...

thinking abt that "I saw mommy kissing santa" song n that's literally all the boys being goofs in the damn hat n ARGHH OKAY WE WILL TALK ABT THIS LATER

ANYWAY every year he makes you guys do a photo in your matching pjs

first set he ever brings, he was all shy n shit presenting it

this time he's like a goddamn goblin, sliding into the house with a bag in each hand

brought home a few matching items...

pjs. sweaters. mugs. he would've bought out the store if he could've

checks if you're gonna wear your sweater or pjs n if you don't tell him/forget to tell him, he rushes to change

very excitedly showing off your matching fit

will prbly jump up n down n grab ur hands n spin w you in a circle when u put on your matching pjs

he's totally normal abt you :)

jfc this man is so unhinged in my head im sorry LOL

I'm mostly exaggerating but he is very excited n happy to be married n do all the Christmas stuff as a married couple this time!!!

OMFG I JUST THOUGHT ABT IT

for the sake of simplicity, let's say you took cove's last name

imagine putting "Mr. and Mrs./Mr./Mx. Holden" on anything

like that ornament I mentioned to commemorate your first Christmas married

or "Mr. and Mrs./Mr./Mx. Holden" on shared gifts, or on a decoration or smth

my first thought was putting it on a sign, or window painting/stickers, or smth like that that says "Mr. and Mrs./Mr./Mx. Holden Workshop/Sleigh"

idk it's just a thought that doesn't make much sense when I write it out lol

anyway I'm rambling..

cove is just super excited

omg he always steals a kiss when under the mistletoe so imagine him hanging it over your heads

he's a bit shy but still asks "first mistletoe kiss as your husband?" and how can you say no to that!!!

[little-miss-dilf-lover]

To you he's a menace to society, he's my little princess though. I'm back and here to serve more ideas of my favorite mean bbg 💗💗

Ok ok so I know this is based on the fic I sended, but can you imagine tan's wife being just so sassy? Walking up to this well known and feared leader, hand on our hip, smug smile, not a care in the world and saving our boys. And we always win because I said so.

Which brings me to my next point, acting. (I'm not obsessed with this idea at all haha) Now, this is silly but hear me out, since in the movie, the prince is a diesel because of her acting and how she bluffs, what if reader is arguing she's also a diesel because of her great acting skills. All I know for sure is that Lem would be so pissed at what we just said.

I hc that Tan doesn't spend much time on the internet, so when we send him "I'll see you at 14:37 :)" don't expect him to know. Lem would be like "you fucking dumbass" and having to explain what it means. (1437 = i love you forever)

Casual dom with Tan?? Pulling you by the waist so thar on the sidewalk you're further from the cars. Giving you his jacket because you "forgot" yours at home (he secretly loves it) scolding you when you don't eat and holding your chin up to make you look at him

This one is self indulgent but, wearing heels all day and you're legs hurt so he offers you a piggy back ride back home :((

Last one, I think he's kind of hesitant to open up at first but as time went by, and you two get married, what do you think will change in your relationship?

OK LAST ONE FR THIS TIME I'm feeling a little mischievous, giving him an attitude? 😱😱 shocking but,, how will he react? Please share thoughts ☺️

Also,, that text conversation ?? Delicious, thank you for the food ma'am. A while back, when I send one of these ideas asks (idk how to call them) I mentioned how it'll be like to be in a groupchat with these two and the fake sms app is exactly what I had in mind. Now that I saw the post, I wanted to ask if you could do something similar but I'm aware it's probably a lot of hassle so it's okay if you don't want to !! Sorry for any spelling mistakes!!  💺 anon

I love wearing sunglasses bcs no one will know what you're looking at haha. I say as I'm obviously staring at Tan's chest

hii!! ofc ofc, please enlighten me with ideas of our cute wholesome angel😩!!

1. like a protective mama bear 😌 always looking out for our little princesses. and yes to winning bc that’s the only way tbh

2. 😭😭😭 yes!! would kinda imagine as a femme fatale just bc it’s badass, and she would have many skills- acting one of them!! like someone you watch in a movie, and you’re like she’s fucking cool

3. yes!! feel like he’s a bit old in that department - he’s not really ‘up to date’. tbh I didn’t I know what that meant either until I read your last line😭 I feel like Lems the opposite of tan with the internet, he just knows things

4. ARFFGH LOVE IT!! he’s very chivalrous bc I say so! he NEVER lets you walk on the outside of the pavement!! always holds the/ your bags !! holds you close if you’re both out at night!! makes you food if you haven’t eaten!! makes you drinks- big acts of service kinda guy🫠😌 MAYBE… he doesn’t need a jacket but always brings one bc he knows you’ll get cold :((

5. so cute !!! especially if you went on a date!!

6. he’s a tough nut to crack!! dare I say a little difficult to love at times😶 I think he just needs lots of genuine reassurance and support to get you both past that first barrier. also he probs tries to push you away. but once you’re comfortable with each other and had a lot of time to learn from one another, he’ll be a great partner!! as most people, he gets more comfortable with time, so he’ll start to annoy you and wind you up for fun. maybe might argue more as time goes on, but they’re not that serious, nor are they petty, just standard ones

7. he knows how to shut you up, that’s all im gonna say

8. ugh you’re so welcome, love feeding my children😌 yes yes ofc!! just need to figure out how to that (bc it’s 3 people) I send messages to my ipad and respond that way😭 so if I find away to make a group chat as such, I’ll definitely let you know

9. he’s got such a pretty chest🥹

[gracefullou]

been a Larry cause of fanfiction, and honestly, I've come to totally despise Harry. I need someone to make me disbelieve in the Larry masterposts. please help

I'm so sorry, i can't help you with that. I have no energy to debunk larry masterposts and all the lies that have been told by larries over the years. What I can tell you though is that Louis has explicitly said that Larry is not real. And real or not, it has always been harmful to Louis both professionally and personally. Just look at the harassment his family faces on a daily basis by larries fishing for their silly "proofs". What awful things they allow themselves to post about a literal child. In any case, all those "proofs" or let's say "moments" are from a decade ago give or take a year or two. There hasn't been a positive indicator that these two are even in contact for years now. Louis' principles are worlds apart from that man's (yes, opposites attract but there has to be commun beliefs and ethics. Hello, greedy fuckers?). Also, think about it rationally. In 2019, when Louis was f*cked over and was barely even allowed to release his debut album (after YEARS of fighting for it) with zero promo whatsoever by Sony while they were doing everything to promote that man, do you really think it's possible to just sleep on the fact that your "husband" or partner or whatever tf larries believe is partners and friends even with the same people trying to ruin your career (that man is literally besties with Rob Stringer. He had lunch with him in 2019 two days after fizzy's death, recorded his album at his house, sang happy birthday to his daughter at his concert and sat with him at the scammys)? No wonder larries thought of every shadow they saw at that man's concerts in his first tour as Louis, they clearly think he's a doormat who has no self-esteem or even a little respect and devotion towards his profession (no matter how many times he proved them wrong with both actions and words). Like they really think Louis would kiss a man who called his late mother "someone's mom" in the mouth and continue to have a happy relationship with him 💀. Louis is clearly not fond of that man anymore. He's always polite and answers with his never ending grace and generosity when asked about him (mainly bc he cherishes the 1D legacy too much to ever shit on one of its members) but the difference in his statements and the way he speaks about him compared to 2017 is very obvious and so telling. Just recently, larries were celebrating both of them being at the Euros final when there hasn't been any pics of them together 💀. I repeat, two ex-bandmembers were at the same event at the same time but didn't meet eachother (there's no way they met and no one took a pic). What does that say? If they were "married" wouldn't the obvious choice be to meet eachother, or if "management wouldn't allow that and since apparently both Louis and that man chose signaling to larries as their purpose in life💀" wouldn't the obvious choice be for that man to take a step back and just not go since Louis is the big football fan? It's clear they don't talk to eachother AT ALL, probably for years now 😌. Whether there was a romantic relationship or not before i can't tell but 2019 forward, it's obvious that 100% there's no relatioship of any kind there. Probably, no contact at all (remmember Euphoria 😬). Lastly, anon. Even if larry was real (which is not), you don't have to support that man if you don't like him anymore. I hate the notion that if you love louis, you have to support the other people around him inculding his non-existent husband.

[wondernus]

omg hiii idk if you'll remember me but I sent that one junhui req of him anonymously sending little gifts!!

anyway back with more jun, aka jun drunk confession bc A. they hits a soft spot in me and B. I feel like he deserves one or deserves to give one (your choice😌)

pairing: wjh x reader (gn)

tags: alcohol, drunk character, food | f2l, angst

wc: 800

a/n: omg hi anon!! of course, I remember you!! I know it's been MONTHS since you sent this ask so tysm for waiting this long (but it's oki if you forgot about this 😭). I hope life is treating you well and everything is going well for you.

He arrives home at around ten, happily singing “I’m home,” knowing that you’re the type of person to worry about him if he tells you he will be out late. And he hates seeing you sit in bed, eyebrows furrowed, and never able to sleep unless you know that your best friend is okay. So he hopes his little greeting can soothe your restless soul before you finally fall asleep.

Quietly shutting the door behind him, but not without stumbling around a lot, he hugs his plastic bag of convenience store snacks close to his chest. Because even drunk Jun, giggly and head-empty drunk Jun, would still go out of his way to go to the convenience store near his job to grab some items as you are the only person on his mind. And he drops the bag on the kitchen counter, flinching when he hears the crash and clang of the two aluminum cider cans against the granite countertop.

But home is dark, and the crashing sound of the bag against the counter echoes in the space it occupies. Maybe there is the echo of the leaky bathroom sink faucet you keep hounding him to get fixed or the occasional murmur from the television of the old couple next door, but tonight, Wen Junhui hears nothing. And it’s only when he finishes taking the contents out of his plastic bag that he realizes that he forgot to turn the lights on.

So he quietly giggles to himself, laughing at his silly little mistake. Because he is home, he can navigate the entire layout without opening one eye. He knows how the side table next to the couch angles outwards and how you align your house slippers neatly next to the shoe rack when you leave home while his slippers are always strewn across the entrance after he somehow always leaves for work a few minutes behind his schedule. He knows the way in which each room smells and how the kitchen smells after your failed attempt at flipping pancakes – how the hair straightener smells when you stand behind him while trying to style his hair.

Stumbling his way to the bathroom, he sighs in relief when he gets to lean against the bathroom sink counter while he washes his hands. Scrubbing the soap between each finger, being sure to clean underneath his fingernails, he makes a mental note to call the plumber tomorrow.

His phone vibrates when he receives a notification. It is a text from a drinking buddy asking if he is okay. Of course, that is what he tells himself. Junhui thinks that there is no better day to go home early to confess his love for his best friend than today. Everything feels right, and it is not just the liquid courage talking.

Besides, you never have to stop confessing your love for somebody even when you’re in a romantic relationship with them. That’s what you always told your boyfriend after giving him a soft kiss on the top of his head while he laid his head against your chest.

Oh, how he loves laying in your welcoming arms.

Another notification sound emitted breaks him away from his transient daydream. The buddy tells his drunk friend not to do anything dumb like visiting another person’s house at night.

The text leaves Jun dumbfounded as to why he would even go to another person’s house when he could just go home to you.

So he stumbles to his bedroom, forgetting his phone on the tiled counter. He squats on the floor beside your sleeping figure, mumbling about how much he loves you while he swats his hand around the dark to reach for the small table lamp the two of you chose at a flea market during one of your first few dates. It’s technically yours; you’re the one who chose and bought the lamp. But his hand never touches something tangible until it comes down hard against the nightstand where the table lamp is supposed to be.

And it stings. The way his tender flesh prickles with pain only sobers him.

And he crumples to the floor after losing balance on his legs, after losing the balancing person in his life.

You broke up with him last month. Your lamp is gone. But he still repeats his same routine every night, making space for you in his life even without your presence, just like clockwork. And it feels empty and lonely sitting in the dark, leaning against the side where his past lover used to lay. And he wishes his love confessions will find a soft place to land, one as soft as your cheek against his lips.

Maybe one day he will learn a new rhythm in which he can love himself unconditionally. Tonight, however, he unfortunately still loves you.

-> requests closed but if you want to talk sfw svt: let's chat!

[melodic-haze]

Oh, okay good to hear. That's a relief.

And yeah, I get what you're saying. I remember that a while, there was this person in a discord server that I'm still apart of. She had this quirk of calling other server members 'silly', but it often had this kinda... condescending undertone to it that made quite a few other members (me among them). Thankfully that person is no longer in the server, so all is peaceful 😌

btw, can I be 🦈 Anon?

FIRST OF ALL YES YOU CAN BE 🦈 ANON HELLOOO :333

Oh god that person sounds INSUFFERABLE though me personally I would've made fun of her ass HAHAHA thank GOD she's gone for your sakes

I get having typing quirks like I capitalise stuff when I wanna emphasise smth ig but when it's certain ones like that and talking like you never got out of 2020 like 😓😓😓

[sparklyeyedhimbo]

Hi, Kali! Since you’re our resident Mike Chinnarat expert, I was wondering who you would pair him with if he were ever to get a BL of his own? I know he left GMMTV, but feel free to include GMMTV actors if you want. I’ve just been thinking about it a lot and I can’t decide 😭

okay i had this ask sitting in my ask box for way to long now.

Firstly thank you for calling me an mike expert (which i am not i just enjoy his silly wittle face)

to your question, dear:

i could see him in a show with book 😌

i really was looking forward to seeing him play in be my favorite with krist. (i know, i know there were things that didn't work out and i am glad we got gawin but still would also enjoyed this pair) maybe in the future ther will be a chance again

and you said i can choose WHOEVER and so here goes PUT HIM IN A SHOW WITH SAINT. Reason, because i think it would be cool.

i hope this helped you dear anon ✨

[xxnaiad-s]

congrats on 100 followers!!! for your event, could i request gojo? something that caused me a lot of insecurity growing up was i’ve always been a really tall girl (have been 190 cm since like age 15). it doesn’t bother me so much now, and i don’t mind dating men shorter than me, but it does seem to bother a lot of guys~

i’m definitely a quiet introvert type. i love being crafty and making things with my hands! my cat is like my child and i’m a cancer so i’m v emotional about everything. my love language is acts of service and favorite season is summer.

if you could write gojo flirting with a tall reader i would be floored. i think my dream date would be going on a lil fancy picnic, with wine and cheese on an old quilt at a beautiful park that smells like flowers w a view of the mountains! if you’d like to write some nsfw, i’m thinking abt gojo being rough but treating reader really sweet and calling her princess! fav position is getting eaten out 😌

thank you so much for doing this for your followers 🥺♥️ i hope your day and your cramps get better!

nonnie, thank you so much for requesting from me!! by this i vow i will do my best and give you the very best satoru sauce i’ve ever cooked up!! i’m very viscerally loving and admiring you and everything about you!

╰┈➤ el sol enamorado — gojo x anon

╰┈➤ song — do it for me by rosenfeld

𓆩ᥫ᭡𓆪 there’s something about the way that you carry yourself that gojo absolutely admires. you remind him of peace amidst his difficult days, where chaos falls apart when he comes home to you working on another project.

𓆩ᥫ᭡𓆪 he loves loves loves!! if you make him absolutely anything! if it’s a pretty little crochet or knitted piece, or a painting — absolutely anything, he keeps it somewhere where people can see whenever they come to your home, and where he can see it as soon as he steps into the door!

𓆩ᥫ᭡𓆪 he’s absolutely committed to giving you kisses and affection all throughout the day. always kisses you when he wakes up, cupping your cheeks and presses his forehead against yours, and he cutely bops his nose to yours while saying “good morning princess, i love you.”

𓆩ᥫ᭡𓆪 his favourite way to hold you is by putting his hands on your waist! you’re the perfect height where he can lean his face into the crook of your neck, or pressing his forehead to yours without having to bend down too low. during those moments, his voice lowers and his tone deepens and he’ll quietly tell you how beautiful you are, how gorgeous you look in your clothes, how perfect you are for him.

𓆩ᥫ᭡𓆪 and it’s satoru — we know this man comes with quite a bit of chaos and trouble <3 he loves to tease you in moments when you don’t at all expect! he believes affectionate harassment is a love language… matter of fact, that’s really how your relationship began!

𓆩ᥫ᭡𓆪 you’d been classmates through high school i’d like to say! you were always so quiet and withdrawn, and turning so adorably flustered whenever he’d flirt with you! even small compliments where he’d tell you how lovely you looked, or even saying how skilled you were with your technique! you’d get this precious smile and turn your face away from him as if you were trying to hide, and that sweetness is what drew him in to you.

𓆩ᥫ᭡𓆪 like the persistent little fiend he is, he wears your walls down overtime. you become less distant of him, laughing at the silly things he says and accepting his gifts with far less fight than you used to. you still turn so cute and flustered whenever he compliments you, but do know that he means every bit of every sweet and even playful compliments he gives you. he really wants you to know just how highly he thinks of you — “hey now, i don’t give compliments to just anyone, pretty girl.”

𓆩ᥫ᭡𓆪 i think you’d be the one to propose the idea of a picnic. with how busy satoru can get sometimes, you’d really been missing him and wanted to take him out to a nice meadow, hoping to take some of his stressful days away and really just treat him with lots of love and care

𓆩ᥫ᭡𓆪 so you do your best and surprise him! you make a lovely charcuterie board with different cheeses and meats you haven’t tried, along with your favourite red and white wines! along with a card game for couples that had prompts that ranged from “what body part of your s/o do you love the most?” to deeper questions like “what is something that you’re afraid of?” it’s a good idea for you both to learn more about one another! though it makes you a little anxious, you anticipate all the different conversations you could have!

𓆩ᥫ᭡𓆪 now, satoru 100% knows you’re planning something! he just knows you too well — even with you doing your best to hide it, he notices the way you’ll grow that sweet smile on your lips whenever you stared at him, but he’s more than happy to let you surprise him. as devilish as he is, he loves you far too much to spoil your surprise, so he settles for kissing that cute grin on your lips and bides his time.

𓆩ᥫ᭡𓆪 and finally, the day comes — admittedly, he did get impatient just a tad bit. he was like an anxious child waiting for his favourite candy! he get so excited on a hot summer’s morning when he finds you in the kitchen, so prettily dressed while placing the last of the delicious pastries inside your handwoven basket. he hurriedly disappeared to your shared room and materializes right in front of you in his finest button down tee and dress pants.

𓆩ᥫ᭡𓆪 he’s so excited he can’t help the big grin on his face as you promise him to let you both drive there instead of teleporting — “the scenery will be worth it, i promise…! and, i wanna spend time with you — truly… let’s pass time together without any hurry?” and, god he’s so weak for you that he immediately and wholeheartedly agrees — even if he likes showing off to you.

𓆩ᥫ᭡𓆪 you weren’t at all wrong when you said the view was gorgeous too! the mountains and plains were almost like you’d gone into a different world when you left the city for the countryside. they truly were beautiful, but while you admired the scenery, satoru stole glances at you with his pretty blue eyes and smiled. “yeah. truly beautiful.”

𓆩ᥫ᭡𓆪 when you get there, the both of you spoil each other with gentleness and caring affection. as much as satoru enjoys you taking care of him, he wants to take just as much care of you, not only for preparing such a wonderful day for him, but also just because you deserve it. he lets you lay in his lap and feeds you the yummy blocks of cheese that you so lovingly prepared, even teasing you when he leans into your face and says “here. if you eat it straight from my mouth it’ll taste even better.” when you ask him, “are you a bird?” he kisses you, cheese between his grin, and jokes, “i can be if that’s what you’re into!”

𓆩ᥫ᭡𓆪 he’s… he’s so silly! but help your soul if you didn’t love him for it.

NSFW HEADCANONS

𓆩ᥫ᭡𓆪 if he could, satoru would live between your legs. i’ve been so aggressively brainrotting about this concept anon, i beg you to bear with me here!

𓆩ᥫ᭡𓆪 i love the idea that gojo likes to get very creative. if there’s anything he adores, it’s seeing you dressed in pretty lingerie with your hands bound behind your back. there’s just something about how powerless he can make you all while you can do nothing but take what he gives you that drives him so fucking wild

𓆩ᥫ᭡𓆪 for instance, when he ties you with a pretty red blindfold and matching ribbons around your wrists, he’ll have you knelt over his face and tells you to make sure to hold your position, all while he cruelly teases your soppy cunt with his tongue. he knows exactly what to do to make you weak, your wrists struggling against your restraints as you fight the urge to ride his face

𓆩ᥫ᭡𓆪 but satoru, he remains very strict with you by spanking his palm against your ass, making sure he roughly squeezes the flesh there before he presses a kiss against your pussy lips and loving the taste of you dripping down his tongue. “uh uh.” he’ll tut at you, and he’s so cruel, he’ll laugh when you whine, “gotta do what i tell ya, princess.. want me to make you feel good, don’tcha?”

𓆩ᥫ᭡𓆪 as odd as it is, he’ll have the patient of a saint when he eats you out. his hands are squeezing your hips and ass while he flicks his tongue at your clit and dipping it between your folds, toying with you and stopping each time you waver or lose your balance.

𓆩ᥫ᭡𓆪 he certainly makes you beg for it, all so he can hear those pretty little cries and whimpers as your legs shake everytime he stops just short of you cumming all over his face. his tongue will sink deep inside you and he’ll suck your clit and gently roll it between his lips, and then he’ll stop and switch to kissing your thighs and squeezing your ass when your hips begin to buck and falter. he loves how needy you get, crying for him to just let you cum, how you can’t take it any longer, how you’re so close, so so so close, satoru please… please let me cum…!

𓆩ᥫ᭡𓆪 and he’s such a devil, he’ll smirk against all the dark bruises on your thigh and grin up at you, eyes glinting as he takes in your sweaty skin and the way your tears have seeped through your blindfold, lips quivering and body electrified with every brush of his finger. “all you have to do is be a good girl for me then, princess. promise i’ll make you cum as much as you like, jus’ behave and take everything i give ya.”

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[angelbaby-fics]

Hiii hun

I just want to ask when u are opening ur request bc u said that u would open them in janurary or februrary

Please dont feel stressed by me now, take ur time <3

i still dont know 💔

i’m gonna use this to write out my thoughts real quickly just to help me think it all out but dont worry i’m not stressed or upset by this message 💕

its just really tricky for me because like i wanna write everything!! and not just because i love my followers and i want to make you guys happy & engage with everyone all the time but also because they’re really great requests!! and i feel so honored to be trusted to bring them to life!!

but then i get so strict with myself, i want to do them all in order so its fair for everybody who requested them, and i dont want to take on new requests until i finish the ones i already have, but then i just end up digging myself into a hole where writing has now become an obligation with a deadline & it just absolutely drains all of the motivation out of me when i approach it that way 😭

i always feel so nervous when i open requests again because on top of feeling guilty for everything that i never got around to writing, i also know that i probably wont be able to fulfill all of the new requests either, and in my brain it gets twisted all around & instead of feeling grateful for all the people who appreciate my work & have ideas for more, my brain just focuses on the future theoretical disappointed people who’s requests i’ll inevitably end up not fulfilling instead of focussing on all the stuff i HAVE been able to and WILL be able to write

and its crazy too because i request from other authors all the time (usually on anon hehe!) and sometimes my requests get written & other times they don’t & i’ve never EVER been upset or frustrated or impatient for it!! and even if others do get upset with me, i have to know that its just not my responsibility to keep everyone on tumblr happy 😅 and if anyone is mean to me, i’ll sic bucky on them 🦾😤

sometimes i forget that this is my PASSION & i start to let it stress me out even worse than my day job which is just silly 😅 i’m a freelance gig-based employee and a full-time disabled adult!! i need to remember that writing requests are not final exams that my life depends on getting a perfect score on 😌💕

idk… all this to say i guess i’ll probably open requests again soon 😅 with this new warning i guess you can call it that not everything can & will be written & thats ok! also never say never! i still go through my old requests from years ago & work on bits of them so you never know!!

i honestly think without putting pressure on myself, it’ll come easier to me, like the way i used to approach fic writing when i had less than 100 followers and i was writing 2 fics per day sometimes (side note there are nearly TWO THOUSAND of you guys now?? oh my gosh???)

ok sorry this is super long!!!! i love y’all & everything is okay 😁💕

[youngeditor1999]

I feel like a spiritual sequel to “80 for Brady” would be “Draft Dodgers for Rodgers” in which 4 ancient hippies from the Vietnam era (Steve Buscemi, Geoffrey Rush, Al Pacino, John Goodman) sneak across the border from Canada in an attempt to watch fellow hippie Aaron Rodgers get to his second Super Bowl at age 54. Martin Kove plays a hard nosed yet incompetent cop trying to catch them. Bakh and Cobb are there too. Christopher Walken makes an appearance because it’s that kind of movie. There’s at least 1 extended ayahuasca hallucination scene. Everybody ends up getting covid

Alright, anon, here I am, ✨FINALLY✨ publishing your amazing and funny idea!!!

It took me a minute (ok, a few days...👀🤭😜💓) because I wanted to find clips and pictures for all of everything you have describe. 😊🌟💯🔥

First and foremost, I would so go see this movie if it were real. (For context, I saw 80 for Brady the weekend it was released because of course I did 😅💞)

This idea overall sounds silly, entertaining a.f. and all around like a good time!!

To add onto your idea:

It would at least have to be rated PG-13, especially because of the ayahuasca hallucination scene. I also suspect that there will be a bit of swearing, heavy partying and drinking, too. PLUS not to mention that they are on the run from the law and that will provide a whole 'nother set of mischievous/dubious acts. 😏😉😝

Real quick, for those who might not know, this is what Google says the definition of "ayahuasca" is:

"A South American psychoactive and entheogenic brewed drink traditionally used both socially and as a ceremonial or shamanic spiritual medicine among the indigenous peoples of the Amazon basin, and more recently in North America and Europe."

(In other words, hippie tea 😅☮️🫖🍵)

Now, as for who's gonna direct this amazing monstrosity, I have pulled together three options.

There's Kyle Marvin, who directed 80 for Brady.

Then I have Peter Segal, who directed two of my personal favorites, Tommy Boy and 50 First Dates.

Last but not least, there's Dennie Gordon as an option. Dennie was the director of the first Joe Dirt movie (comedy writer Fred Wolf directed the second).

Either one of these three would be wonderful and would understand that there is a more deeper heart and soul in the middle of this otherwise goofy flick. (:

Next:

Anon, you and I seem to understand each other, so I'm gonna go ahead and say that we can be co-screenwriters and executive producers for this!!!

If we really were out to make this, that is. 🤭😊🤓

ALSO!!! Draft Dodgers for Rodgers is an EXCELLENT title; I love it a lot and am really proud of you for coming up with this title (and the idea in general, of course!!)!!

Now, before moving on to everything else, I must discuss this film's soundtrack.

Clearly there's gonna be a lot of classic rock and older country tunes because that's the era that these men are from.

The classic rock is not gonna be anything too rough/screamy/meataly, though...I'm primarily thinking about stuff from the mid 60's and most of the 70's. Cover songs from and during this era are absolutely acceptable. 😌

Also, because this is an Aaron Rodgers movie, there has got to be a few Taylor Swift songs mixed in as well!!

I don't know if he can, but Aaron can try to pick put his top three tracks from each album/era as songs to possibly put into the overall end product.

And you know what, while we're at it...

Dolly Parton recorded a new, original song specifically for 80 for Brady so whose to say that Taylor couldn't do the same for this movie?!

Her fans, Aaron included, would be very likely to love it, no matter what it sounds like. (:

Now, to address all of your points...!!

I'd like to take a moment to share the other ask you sent me after I wrote this (the first post, hehe).

Replacing Geoffrey Rush with Jeff Bridges was a really great call; I'm so glad that you remembered Aaron's obsession with The Big Lebowski and the exact sweater that he copied from that movie!!! For everyone's viewing pleasure, here is Aaron wearing said sweater next to a still of Jeff's character (named The Dude) wearing the sweater.

Also, I wouldn't be me if I didn't find pictures of the rest of this hypothetical cast, just so that everyone knows for sure what these guys look like.

Top Left: Jeff Bridges

Top Right: Al Pacino

Middle Left: Steve Buscemi

Middle Middle: John Goodman

Middle Right: Martin Kove

Bottom Left: Christopher Walken

(And yes, that is a picture of Geoffrey Rush (bottom right) because even though Jeff Bridges replaced him, people still deserve to know he looks like in case they don't!!)

Additionally, saying that Weird Al should perform his Jeopardy Song was brilliant!! Fans of Aaron know that he loves Jeopardy and even got the chance to participate in some game, as seen here and here. (He also had the opportunity to host once, but the only clip that I could find of that was this. 😩)

P.S.-Here is the Jeopardy song for those who don't know it 🙂

THIS IS PART ONE!!!

I'm gonna reblog for Part Two because I have a few more pictures to share but for some reason, Tumblr won't let me add any more photos to this current post. 😒🙄☹️

[chuuyascumsock]

Ngl the fact that denial anon is still on your blog is sus… like what are you waiting for??? The smut??? Are you waiting to read fics where you get railed by fictional men?????

Kinda sus ngl.

Also theyre arguing with a wall (thats a good thing!!! Not reacting how they want is good!!) HOW DO THEY NO KNOW???

Buddy fr thought you’d read their ask and be like “oh dead yes kind fellow please forgive me i have indeed been living a lie! There Aree only two genders and i amm just straight😔😔”

Like no shooo begonee thot!!

Also

I couldnt help but remember the “youre right,there ARE only two sexes.The one i have with your mom and the one i have with your dad😌💅🏻”

Stay frosty and chill bestie! You’re winning this silly goofy war.

OMG I WANT THEM TO ARGUE WITH THAT DAZAI ANON WHO KEPT CALLING CHUUYA CHUUGLY!! i think itd be hilarious☺️ (unless they agree and join forces or smthn…in which case imma have to buy two cans of pesticide….)

-🧀

Denial Anon-Chan just doesn’t understand the joys of getting folded by fictional men and it shows 😔

[earthtodora]

Dude who draw and can't write here again, u can js call me "dunk anon" or smth like that. We can be friends yes!! I value thier relationship alot. I love how megumi and yuji are mutually obsessed with eachother. Sometimes I like 2 explore the idea of megumi being jealous of yuji in a modern au, where yuji is like a basketball start of his highschool and megumi is a mega loser. I love the idea of megumi being completely jealous and annoyed by yuji, only for yuji 2 be like "Haiii!! Let's be friends!!" *excited waving. I love love live one sided petty hate, and then obviously the yummy yummy denial...

I have so many hc and ideas for yuji and megs it's not even FUNNY. LIKE I CULD GO ON FR AND WE WOULD BE STUCK WITH A HUHE PARAGRAPH, IM JS SCARED 2 FLOOD UR INBOX OR ACCIDENTALLY WRITE A FIC HERE 😭😭😭

My yaos end up js being fan fiction and I always hold back. I can only unlock my full power when info dumping... 😖 sad truth here gng.

heh, hi dunk anon!!

god don't worry about flooding my inbox, i love to hear silly HC's, i have a lot of them myself (and they always seem to turn into wips that may or may end up seeing the light of the day).

i'm a big fan of the dynamic you describe, there's just something about jealous sulky megumi and oblivious sunshine yuuji. 😌 i think it's a really good way to explore megs' character, since he tends to overthink a lot, and he doesn't really express his emotions easily. i'm always here for megumi being a petty asshole bc he can't handle the fact that he has Feelings. 🥰 and i also love how yuuji's energy would probably make him feel frustrated and annoyed, only for him to end up being completely charmed by him.

(i also like the idea of a jealous yuuji, i could never imagine him being a petty asshole though, but more like an anxious, insecure mess who overthinks a lot and tries to hide his jealousy the best he can, and fails miserably hehe)

lmao as you can probably tell, i love yapping about this pairing, and i'm always down to talk, if you ever wanna share more HC's, just slide into my DMs, or leave another anon message! ^^

[delzinrowe]

yes let's play that game 🤩

Kay so I wanna know the worst movie you've ever seen and why is it the worst in your eyes?

Favourite movie? And why?

The one movie you're planning on watching? As in heard about but not seen.

Cheesy anon 😌

Let me think about that one..

Worst movie:

I have honestly now idea. I thought of the movie "Die goldene Rute" (transl.: Hot Spanking Rod). And NO, it is not porn. It's just so stupid and silly, but then I remembered that it's literally a comedy and supposed to be like that. So honestly, I can't think of the worst movie at the moment. Might come to me when I least think about it.

Favourite movie and why: I have a few favourites

Howl's Moving Castle -> simply for the beautiful story and the slow paced comfort it gives me. The slow pace in which the story progresses is such a beautiful change to the fast pace of normal movies nowadays. It's a peaceful aura thatt makes me feel like nothing bad could happen. And I always cry when Howl and Sophie fall in love, it kills me cause that's the kind of love I want to have as well. Someone who's searching for me and eventually will find me when I least expect it.

Spirited Away -> almost the same reason as Howl's Moving Castle. It's a beautifully written and executed movie with a slow pace and some great comfort moments.

Shawshank Redemption -> I'm a sucker for this drama, like no joke. The acting and the setting is just so immaculate. The question whether Andy did kill his wife or not is always there, even if there are moments where you doubt he could ever do anything criminal. But still, I just love this movie for every reason

Fight Club -> "You met me at a very strange time in my life." Probably one of my favourite movie quotes. But then again, the entire Movie is so quote-worthy, it's absolutely brilliant with the way it shifts from a dude who can't sleep to the detailed attack on consumerism and attempted destruction of all social order.

Ten Things I Hate About You -> one of the classic movies from the 90s, I love it. I know I talked to someone about this movie recently (I forgot who), but it's one of those movies I simply adore for all the right reasons. First of all, the main girl (if you can call her that) is so headstrong and independent. The premise of her falling in love doesn't equal her being saved or finding self worth or a place to belong, which is usually the case with romance. It's simply her falling in love. Sure the guy (played by the beautiful and late Heath Ledger) screws up, but he's so honest and redeems himself, he opens up and shares things he never shared. Sometime through the movie he didn't even wanna take money anymore, I think that shows his genuine intention clear, even though he got persuaded by the amount and eventually took it (bastard). But everything about this movie is so fucking great from start to finish.

One movie I'm planning to watch:

The Boy and the Heron -> mostly cause it's ghibli but I've also seen a few gifs of it and heard bits of the story which confused me so I really wanna watch it.

Thank youuu!!

[harryfeatgaga]

WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM WITH BREAKING NEWS: WE ARE LIVE REPORTING ON THE SCENE. Harry Styles has a close friends list? He was seen posing in front of a mirror, taking a selfie, while wearing a one direction t shirt. In response the entire universe was sent into a frenzy. This picture has woke up everyone! All blogs on social media and people are hysterically crying, sobbing, lighting fires, howling, barking, vomiting, screaming, ripping out their hair, and sleeping on highways. This picture has even awoken the dead!

Live from the cemetery, here’s Sue with Queen Elizabeth. “Ello, Common subjects. I, thee Queen Elizabeth, have arisen from the dead. It was quite heated down there. The fires are not to be taken lightly! But I’ve liked to thank Harry Styles for resurrecting me with this lovely documentation of his. We’ll chip chip cheerio, farewell. Back to my sauna showers of boiling water.”

And here’s another live report from extraterrestrial life: “M€ep M00p H@rry $tÿlé$ brøûght ū$ hërè tö €arth, wê cōmę în p€açe. höly füčk wë lôvè h@rry stÿles29;&/&,&:$alejficjjdndnciwpc” Thank you ET. As you can see, he not only brought us back to life, but causing us to malfunction. The universe is no longer the same 🎶 as it was 🎶. Back to you Billy.

Ha ha, good one Sue. The entire world has been shifted. We are on the brink of dying. Harry Styles photos has caused 9038477282737 deaths and 1029283837726264947279 injuries. They only way to be saved is for harry to add us to the close friends list. We just want to be LET IN HARRY. GOD DAMMIT!! LET US IN!!! I SWEAR I WILL FUCKING RIOT IF YOU DONT—

—beeeep sorry we’re having technically difficulties goodbye. Someone call the nurse and get the straitjackets ready!!!

I AM SCREAMIGJNIJNVBHJNVHJNFBHJBHUJIK

Anonymous asked: this goes with my live report. suspect seen on the scene.

UFIDKJFKJVJFIKFNHFJIK

Anonymous asked: wtf this was so cute😭😭 he couldnt stop smiling waaaaaa

MY BABYYYYYY

Anonymous asked: counting the hours until paige is off work…

IM SO SORYRTUIO

Anonymous asked: the world is in shambles

HELP MEEEEE

Anonymous asked: he knew exactly what he was doing when he posted that pic. i’m onto him 🤨

NO LITERALLYYYYYYY

Anonymous asked: THE MAN DID SAY HIS GUILTY PLEASURE IS WORKING OUT TO ONE DIRECTION 🫡

SOOOO UNSERIOISUHFUI

Anonymous asked: can we please discuss how beautiful that tatted arm is like 🧎🏽‍♀️

IT S SOOOO SEXYYY

Anonymous asked: harry’s in such a silly goofy mood just casually trying to k1ll us all

NO LITERALLY LIKE WOMEN DYING IS FUNNY TO HIM????

Anonymous asked: HE REALLY SAID ITS “ONE BAND ONE DREAM ONE DIRECTION BITCHES” -EXTRAORDINHARRY

HELP MEEJNBFHUJIKODL

Anonymous asked: the eyebrow furrow!!!! END ME NOW

NEEEED HIMMMMM

Anonymous asked: THE WHITE NAIL POLISH AND CHIPPED BLACK POLISH UGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Im siiIIICKKKNVJ

Anonymous asked: they're not the same person

LITERLALY WTF

Anonymous asked: his ears. i’m obsessed.

NEED TO EAT IT

Anonymous asked: harry coming through with the thirst trap in 2023 😌

THANK GOD

Anonymous asked: yeah and when one direction streams are up next week

KFNJBHUJDN HONESTLY

Anonymous asked: LET ME INNNN

NOWWWWWW

Anonymous asked: THE BACKWARDS CAP WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK MY BRAIN BODY AND SOUL CANNOT HANDLE THIS WHAT IS HE DOING TO ME TODAY

IM SOOOO HORNY

Anonymous asked: something about the backward cap really gets me going 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

ITS SO SEXY

Anonymous asked: HELLOOOOO THE CAP BACKWARDS THE SCUFF HIS NOSE IM JUST GONNA 🧎🏽‍♀️

LIKEEEEEE I NEED HIM

Anonymous asked: wow today is a gonna be feral, i can feel it in my boobs

FKNJBHFGYHUJIBHUJIK

Anonymous asked: the tiny orange shorts 🧎🏽‍♀️ the grey tank 🧎🏽‍♀️ jogging 🧎🏽‍♀️ muscles flexing 🧎🏽‍♀️looking back and up at the camera 🧎🏽‍♀️ the scowl and eyebrow furrow 🧎🏽‍♀️ the hair clip🧎🏽‍♀️ him being sweaty 🧎🏽‍♀️

IM SOOOFJHJIFBFHUJIJFNBHFHJIKFJN I CANTTTTT

Anonymous asked: the whore shorts. i live for those tiny orange shorts. ugh his thighs need to chop

HES SUCH A WHOREEEEE

Anonymous asked: can they go awayyyyy😒😒😒😒

BYEEEEE

Anonymous asked: NOOOOOOO🥹🥹🥹🥹

PLEASEEEEEE

Anonymous asked: obsessed with him

SOOOO OBSESSEDDD

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[sebsxphia]

hi i’ve never sent you an ask before so im kinda nervous 🥺 i read your guidelines so i think im okay but if not you don’t have to answer!

but i just been thinking about our boy rhett being best friends with the reader who’s kinda a tomboy but when he sees them dressed like a buckle bunny he kinda goes feral 😝 i be having thots about this man

hey dear anon!! <33

firstly, thank you so much for reading my guidelines before!! i greatly appreciate it and i’m very grateful 🥹 and secondly, please don’t be nervous my dear anon!! i promise you this is a safe space and i absolutely adore this thot you have!! it’s true, we do be having thots about this man 😌

i’m picturing rhett has always been your best friend since high school. seeing as you were a tomboy and weren’t afraid to get down and dirty, rhett spent most of his chaotic teenage years with you causing havoc. furthermore, you were there when he would train for the rodeo and at every show supporting him from the sidelines. sure, he always found you attractive, but the bond you had was too good to risk.

it wasn’t until your friends birthday came around and they somehow convinced you to dress up as a buckle bunny for one night and one night only. rhett’s sat at the edge of your bed as he offered to drive you to town for the night.

“don’t say anything!” you call out to him from the bathroom where you’re getting changed. you enter the door way of your bedroom and rhett’s face immediately lights up to a mix of shock, amusement and something else you can’t quite detect.

“rhett! i can see that look on your face. stop it. do i look silly?” your protest leaves rhett holding up his hands in defeat and he gets up from your bed, taking a few steps back to admire you in full. his eyes are raking over your bare thighs, the soft curve of your shoulders and your breasts that are peeking out from the top. his bottom lip his held in between his teeth and you narrow your gaze at him. he still hasn’t said anything.

“rhett?”

“fucking hell, you look insane.”

his tone and gaze on your figure sends a heat to your lower belly and you blush like an idiot.

“what? seriously?”

“yes. if you don’t get anyone tonight, please promise to call me up and i’ll take you home.”

rhett’s tone is half joking, but you can tell it’s also laced with a hint of sincerity.

giggling so hard rn!! thank you so much for this incredible thot my dear anon!! 💌💖