#you bonked me twice my dude lol

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Bonk

Reblog to bonk your mutuals on the head every time they start thinking negatively about themselves

[pixie-cocaine]

ATEEZ Reaction To: Having a wet dream about you

yourusernames: Omg can I request ATEEZ reaction to having a wet dream about their friend? (Who would start developing a crush, who would want to have a one night stand and who wouldn't care at all?) Thanks!!

A/N: These reactions are based solely off of what I think they’d do, I am in no way, shape or form, telling you that this IS how the members would handle this scenario. Like shit, I dunno the guys :/. This is a gender neutral reader reaction btw :)

(This is very explicit, you have been warned!!!)

Hongjoong ♡:

• It felt like the actual thing

• Your lips; sweet like pink lemonade and eyes staring into his with a soft sparkle that originated from his bedside lamp

• but what felt more real than anything was you

• Your scent, your taste

• Your touch...

• It was all overwhelming in the sense that he found himself breaking out of his dreaming state, breath heavy as if he’d been sprinting for hours, and a lusty sheen screening his mind from acting with any sense of rationality

• He was horny horny, dawg 💀

• I feel for that man, it’s tough...

• He could already tell that he had an...accident, before he pushed the duvet off his body due to registering the last couple twitches of his restricted cock in his shorts

• No wonder he could ‘feel’ everything so well

• He wasn’t able to sleep the rest of the night.

• Couldn’t help but begin to feel a crush blossom for you

• As y’all already know, the man gets attached to the ones he spends the most time with

• You’re no exception

• Would end up telling you about his feelings. It was eating him up inside to keep it to himself

Seonghwa ♡:

• He has no right looking this good, dawg. It literally makes me so mad lmao

• Lemme lick your face, I bet it tastes like expensive concealer and everything I’ll never have >:}

• Anywhore

• He felt feverish, even inside his dream

• It was odd; he could feel you, but he couldn’t feel you. He remembers the surreal sensation of warmth under his palms as he grabbed onto your bare ass whilst you bounced you on top of him, panting hard and clutching at his damp hair to pull his head back

• He groaned, and just as he went to switch positions, he was snapped out of his dream

• Was like “Fuckin pardon?” when he realised where he was; his empty bed, alone in his own room, no sign of you

• Frowned, pushing the covers off of him because dawg, he was heating up OwO

• Then realised the large wet spot at the front of his sweatpants

• “What the...”

• Was never the same™ 

• Everytime he saw you, he couldn’t help but feel that same heat in his hands, and he felt guilty about it. 

• Didn’t know how to approach you about it at all. What was he supposed to say?

• “I nutted in my pants because I dreamt about doing the dirty with you”

• Just wouldn’t bring it up

• Good chance he’d catch feelings. Seonghwa builds bonds with the people he knows, it’s very easy to tell that when he cares, and he would care dearly for you. Once the chance that anything intimate between you two arises, I’m sure he’d begin to think of you romantically once you’re shown in said light.

Yunho ♡:

• Now wouldn’t a flustered Yunho be a sight? Damn...

• He loved looking down at you

• The way you smiled at him, wrapping an arm around his shoulders and pulling his bare chest into yours as you whispered how good he felt inside you, cooing out words of praise and encouragment 

• It was hazy, but he can still vaguely remember how you kissed him so sweetly. How your fingers smoothed his bangs away from his eyes, and how you moaned into his ear softly with each thrust

• It was only when you cupped his cheeks and spoke, did you break him out of his dream;

• “Wake up.”

• His eyes shot open

• Only a blue ceiling stared back

• “Mmm...?” Yunho sits up and rubs his eyes roughly, already aware of the blush that paints his cheeks and nose because he can feel the heat in his face

• Said ‘What the fawk 😃’ when his brain caught up with what he just experienced, as well as the stickiness that clung to his inner thighs when he moved to go get some water

• This bitch was contemplating his whole life after that

• Is ‘UwU’ with you from then on cuz a babie caught butterfwies ;(

• Rlly bad at hiding his feelings lol, you’d catch on eventually

Yeosang ♡:

• It was messy, to say the least

• Kitchen island sex? Yup :D

• The dream wasn’t at all put into play with any sense. You guys were just... in the kitchen, when you confessed your feelings and made a move on him

• A deep kiss mixed with the pounding of nervous hearts all put Yeosang in a fever outside of his dream

• “Say you like it,” You panted, using the hand on the back of his head to push his forehead against yours while the other kept you from laying onto the island

• “I like it.. Fuck, I like it”

• “Yeah?” His hips stutter when you clench your walls around him, and in turn, he lets out a choked-off gasp

• “Y一Oh my god一Yeah...”

• Damn... he was FEELING it lmao

• Funny thing is that he slept throughout the entire dream and woke up only when his foot did a little mid-sleep spasm

• Stared at the wall while frowning for soooooo fucking long

• Whole time he said ‘ya know wot, that’s real interesting 🤔’

• Then was like “Prolly just horny 😃. oh well, time to change my underwear”

• And that’s what he chalked it up to in the end. Would maybe make a joke about it to you next time y’all hung out if he’s feeling loose enough and doesn’t mull over it for too long

San ♡:

• HEATHEN

• Hold on, lemme get a half-assed feel for the man... yes... mm-hm... ah, I see... OK!

• So, from what I can tell, San would distance himself from you slightly. Maybe. 

• That night, as he lie in his bed, breath coming faster with each motion that went on in his head, he saw you in a way that he never thought would happen.

• Skin, slick with sweat and eyes like burning coals as they focused on him. There wasn’t much to remember before it was already fading, but he could still make out how much his stomach lept and spun, heart oh-so thunderous in his chest. Whatever you did with him in the dream... it sparked something inside him.

• San was in a daze as he woke up, his body not quite cooperating with him when he tried to sit up, and instead, falling limp with the next couple of attempts.

• WHEN I TELL YOU THE SOUL WAS SUCKED FROM THIS MAN AISDIUBFADEBI-

• Really just stared into space with the look of a dead man

• What did he do when he finally saw you again?

•  ✨ pretend he didn’t see shit ✨

• Not the masked uncomfort-

• Depending on whether you’re one for confrontation, he might just cave if you press him about his weird behavior enough, but be fast, because I’m sure he could push his feelings down succesfully if he tried hard enough.

Mingi ♡:

• Dude... the fucking happiness of the dream...

• Silly giggles when you’d accidentally bonk eachother while switching posititons, bright smiles when you stared at eachother after a long time, random compliments, and nothing too serious that you couldn’t find playfulness in. Even when you’d both stop smiling to let out small moans and feel the moment together, it was always lighthearted.

• FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK IM SO ANGRY-

• It was some shit you’d see at the sundance ;(

• Then he woke up-

• You were the first and only thing he thought about as he gained conciousness. He wanted you... you, you, you, just you.

• He’d never wanted anything so bad. A sudden longing that made a lump form in his throat and an overwhelming feeling of how much he’s always wanted you.

• So, like Mingi does, he strived for that goal >:D

• He made an effort to see you as many times as he could and whenever you were free to hang out. And finally, one night when you both lie in his bed and gazed thoughtlessly at the ceiling, he told you.

• “I had a dream about you, you know.”

Not me basically making a summary of a could-be fic-

Wooyoung ♡:

• Now believe it or not, this bitch is hard for me to get a grasp on. All I can say with confidence is that he has the sex appeal of a milf stripper and is kinda stubborn-

• Hmm.... bothered.

• That is the feeling it would pull from him.

• Hungry; frequent patterns of warm breath against sweat-slicked skin, mumbled curses past wet lips, nails dug into his stomach deep enough to draw blood yet barely acknowledged through animalistic films over both your eyes, and teeth furrowed into the flesh of his shoulder as you scratched at the blank canvas of his back.

• It was all raw sexual aggression from both sides. So much so, that you both practically fought during it.

“I hate you. I hate you like you don’t even know, Wooyoung,” You speak, breathless, and reach up to weave both fists into his hair, “I love you so much that I fucking... hate you.”

• Then...

• Gone.

• Just like that, the dream was replaced with the sight of familiar bedroom walls as Wooyoung opened his eyes, a sigh escaping past his lips when he finally pieced things together.

• “As if I wasn’t already stressed enough...,” He murmurs, staring down at the new stain on his sweatpants.

• From that point on, it’s a new habit for Wooyoung to catch sight of you and keep his gaze there; just staring when you’re not looking, and feeling terrible afterwards. He feels like he violated you somehow, and with that ball of dread in his stomach whenever he sees you, he becomes distant.

• It’s not catching feelings so much as it is a new desire.

Jongho ♡:

• Jongho, Jongho, Jongho... whatever will we do with you?

• Upfront about it, surprisingly.

• He caught feelings. How could he not when you’re one of the most breath-taking people he’s ever had the pleasure of knowing?

• That face of yours, along with your voice so soft and encouraging in his ears, was enough for him to cave.

• “Just like that, baby... Just like that.”

• He doesn’t even remember the details of the dream. Just your words and kisses, which still make the touched skin of his body heat with excitement whilst he blinks down at his hands.

• He clenches them; one, twice, then lets them fall back to his sides. He doesn’t need to look into his pants to know that he’s soiled himself.

• He feels kinda... empty? After the dream. Lmao just as exhausted as San was, really, but both at the fluttering his heart when he thinks of you, and the dream itself, so cleans himself up real quick before going back to sleep. 

• The fluttering doesn’t go away the next morning.

• So... he tells you :D

• As soon as you walk through the door, holding a bag of snacks and drinks for preparation to crash at Jongho’s apartment for a little bit, he sits you down on the couch, much to your confusion at the serious face he has.

• “I know that this kind of thing can ruin friendships and I don’t want that. At all. But, I had a... dream, about you last night and now I can’t really stop thinking about you...”

• Not the pounding of his heart making him dizzy :*

[bibatbrat]

Vox Machina Episode 7

Scanlan just wants to murder these two random guards so bad lmao

Everyone being pissed at Vax for off-roading sdjalkdjaskldj just wait ten episodes guys it gets worse

Vax, Vex, and Percy going *bonk* *bonk* *bonk* (murderous) to protect Trinket bc baby bear is not stealthy

Percy has a +1 to strength???  This is deep lore

“They’re bad guys!” says Pike as she casually slits an unconscious person’s throat 😇

Percy said can we PLEASE hide the bodies you fucking amateurs

I love it when Grog and Keyleth are the Stronk Buddies 😤

Thus begins the Saga of Scanlan Shitting In Random Places

Aww Matt not letting Pike shit on the bed… this is Cleric oppression

Team Outside Posse

“In the darkness, I say fuck.”

God I forgot the context for that line is “Vax, Vex, and Percy get catfished by a shiny light that they think might be Loot but turns out to be Trap”

God, Vax lighting up the Flame Dagger just in time to see the mind flayer coming at him is SUCH a good visual

Poor Percy just fucking standing there in the dark not being able to do anything lmaooo tell orthrax to give you some darkvision goggles bitch 🕶

LADY KIMA’S FUCKING PISSED!!!!

GROG’S FUCKING PISSED!!!!!!!

Okay real talk though it makes me very 🥺 when some of the party is in trouble and Grog’s not with them and he just loses his shit from being so worried about them

The mindflayer seeing Vax’s tiny peabrain and then getting stabbed in the eyeball is just like “fuck wrong twin”

getting stabbed in BOTH eyeballs**

Also Percy and Scanlan having been in the trap room the entire fucking time and neither taking any damage or doing any attacks is so fucking funny

Keyleth seeing the fucky dwarf sacrifice in the temple and taking the ACTUAL HUMAN HEART over to Vax is very their brand of fucked-up cuteness lol 💜

Vex being incredibly badass by being like “talk fast before I fucking kill you” followed by Vex being incredibly dumbass (walking directly into the same trap she just saw Scalan walk into)

“I should have been so smart but I didn’t”

The hilarity of Vax successfully stealthing his way into a room to avoid traps and then rolling a 1 perception to find anything followed by Percy just fucking sprinting into the room to help look only to immediately trigger a trap and getting electrocuted…. Absolute clowns

Kima torturing a dude: say that paladins are nerds one more time

DMs giving their parties viscous yellow liquids in vials as a trap… make a piss joke and take 10d10 psychic damage

Matt, in serious “please god do not disappoint me” DM voice: what is your intent?

Scanlan: ….to win? 😅

Clarota doing a mental cat *hiss* at Kima is so funny my god

“Some of the dueregar were scared of the chimera, human centipede thing… we could be one of those” - top ten most horrifying statements from the campaign taken out of context

Percy like “imagine god…. on a giant scorpion”

Kima and Clarota united by being like, Damn These Bitches Stupid

They get so excited when they do cool shit I love them

Team Vicious Mockery Kill

I love that they bust into the room and Matt just slowly begins piling mini-figures onto the map lmao

Vax: I want that mindflayer (derogatory)

The dueregar just watching the throwdown between the king and Tiberius/Keyleth

Vax specifically going for the eyeballs on the same mindflayer that he stabbed in the eyeballs twice already lmaoo

King Murgal using a fucking BA so that he can beat the shit out of Scanlan… small on small violence

Vex taking out like 5 guards w Conjure Barrage…. so hot… so good…

Lady Kima in the one battle she’s been with the team for has done more than Clarota in all the battles he’s been in combined… and they still like him better 😭

MINDFLAYER V MINDFLAYER

Scanlan: I’ll give Pike some inspiration bc she’s my awesome sweetheart

Pike: Hey, thanks man! ☺️

Scanlan failing to Dominate the king into doing a handstand and it makes him so mad that he just murders him in front of everybody

I forgot Queen Ulara was a sorcerer that’s so sexy

And then she fucking BRINGS DOWN THE ROOOOOOOOF

Keyleth saving Trinket from the lava…. maybe love is real….

First time Grog beats the shit out of Vax while Dominated, aww….

Scanlan getting the HDYWTDT on King Murgal…. poetic justice

Queen Ulara kidnapping Grog specifically to punish the party for killing her husband, almost killing her, and ruining her fucking Emberhold is such good villain shit

GOD AND GROG HAS THE BAG OF HOLDING LMAOOOOO

Percy and Vax somehow managing to get high enough athletics check to carry frozen Tiberius out of the room…. the power of friendship strengthening the twinks 😤

Oh god, the poor gnomes not having the same speed and getting burned 💀

🔥 Vax 🔥 fire 🔥 damage 🔥 trauma 🔥

Also Matt specifically saying that he gets hit bc he stays back pushing everyone else out before him is harmful

Pike and Trinket fucking saving his lifeeeee

I love Matt’s sum up at the end of the session where everyone’s like “we did so good we all lived!!!” and he’s like “you did!!!  but also you didn’t find the loot or kima’s stuff, two of your party have been turned into stone, the barbarian with all your stuff has been kidnapped, and everyone who made it out knows your names and they’re pissed”

[purplesurveys]

541

check your shirt's tag; where was it made? I have no idea. I don’t want to take it off just to check where it was made either. do you most easily tan, burn, or freckle? I’m naturally tan, but my body still finds it easy to get tanner. I don’t get sunburns anymore, and I don’t have freckles. what's the longest you've gone without eating? A day and a few hours, I’m guessing. is there a book you keep telling yourself you'll read but still haven't? 1Q84 by Haruki Murakami. would/did you ever go to a third world country? Man, it feels insultingly astounding to be asked this question lmao. I live in one. Also a tip (which should be common sense), for those who ‘would’ want to go to a third world nation: do not go to countries like ours for your poverty porn bullshit.

do you often listen to the radio? Every day except the weekends. I tune in to the radio when I drive to school. did your family ever own a vacation home? No, we never did. are the stars in the night sky especially pretty from where you live? Just kind of. I’m in lower Antipolo, so we still get the light pollution coming from Pasig, Marikina, and Quezon City; the sky in higher Antip (that is, the part of the city on top of a mountain) is a lot prettier. where did your first kiss take place? In my bedroom, on my bed. my brother won't travel places with a language barrier; would you mind it? I kind of would mind it, just because it can be such a hassle. At the end of the day, and if I had options, I’d much rather go to places where speaking in English was safe to do. do you know who pete townshend is? The name is familiar, but I can’t place it. do you prefer headphones or earbuds? 15 year old Robyn taking surveys would say headphones, but I like earbuds now. have you ever opened a wine bottle? Nope. do you like watching music videos? I never watch music videos since most of them have little to do with the actual words of the song. I haven’t even seen all of Beyonce’s and Paramore’s, and they’re my favorites. does your music taste change drastically when you go through 'phases?' Not really. I don’t get into an artist and then discard them for something new after a few months, which is what I’m guessing ‘phases’ means. When I’m into an artist or band, I’m in it for life - that’s the case, anyway, for all the singers and bands I’ve ever loved so far. have you ever seen the movie 'dazed & confused?' I haven’t. have you ever heard the led zeppelin song with the same name? No. varity is good; is your lunch routine at school/work always the same? I don’t even get to have lunch because of my class schedule. which, if any, drug have you ever abused? is there someone who has changed your life drastically? Gab. are you into philosophy, or do you think that stuff's a waste? A fuuuuuuucking waste, for me. There is literally no field I hate more. have you been inside of a police station? Yeah. I’ve gone twice: the first was when my parents went there to have their fingerprints stamped (I was way too young so it was vague, but the visit still confuses me to this day). The next time was in 2017; I went there for a news assignment. are you organized, an organized mess, or just a mess? Organized mess. Huge thanks for including us. do you know your mail(wo)man? The guys delivering our bills changes every time. honestly, are you often high-maintinence/hard to please? Not really; the only thing I’m very particular about is where to eat lmao. who, if anyone, is your favorite movie director? Stanley Kubrick. are there any flags flying outside at your home? No. do you know which band sings 'don't stop believin'?' Journey.  what would you never change about yourself? I like how loyal I am to my loved ones, so probably that. how do you react to a stranger who is undeservingly rude to you? I do something to get back at them, but just subtly. where do you hide things that you don't want whoever you live with to find? My school bag. did you ever wear those bracelets made from inside of bottle tops? I don’t think I ever did. what do you think of all that '2012 is the end of the world' stuff? It was a fun concept I guess? I wasn’t scared of it, but it gave us something to talk about back then lmao. how do you acquire your music? Spotify. why aren't you outside right now? Because I’m tired, I slept 3 hours the other night, 4 hours last night, and all I want to do is crash on our couch like what I’ve been doing for the last three hours. will you vote in the next presidential election? Yes.  have you ever fallen asleep in a movie theatre? OMG yes, I fell asleep watching the last full show of the Spongebob live-action movie that was in cinemas like 3-4 years ago. My siblings never woke me up and literally just sat there waiting for me to wake up on my own??????? So when I finally did the credits were long finished and there was a dude cleaning up the cinema. I swear sometimes my siblings need to be bonked in the head for them to figure out what to do. do you pretty much need a car to get around where you live? Yes. have you been to australia? No. do you mind drinking room-temperature water? A little. If it’s the only thing around, I’d complain in my head before I drink it lol. when did you last use a disposable camera? 2001? Idk. try to count the number of times you took an airplane; how many times? 20-30, I’m guessing. what do you think of the winter holiday season? I think it sucks that I’m missing out on it. what kind of things are you most likely to doodle? Practicing my alma mater’s unique penmanship and writing random words or lyrics to practice, so that I don’t forget it. I don’t really doodle. do you think covers of songs usually ruin the originals? Not ruin, but they are never nearly as good. are you any good at texas hold'em? I am not. have you ever gotten lost alone in an unfamiliar city? I don’t think so. youtube's 'david blaine street magic's are hilarious; want to watch now? No thanks.

[2013-life-calendar-blog]

Camp 2018

Day 3: had a very fun camp fire, I feel so happy. I love hanging out with all of the people from Europe they are super funny! Met some of the cooks who are also nice. Sang campfire songs and chatted all night. The sky had so many stars. Got to witness multiple people having their first roasted marshmallow ever (Lizzy and Sophie).

Day 4 a person from Costa Rica was supposed to get antihypertensives before he came but he never went. Came in with chest pain. We couldn't find the bp cuff so searched for it. Took his blood pressure and it was super high so he told him to sit down. Measured it again and it went down + his chest pain went away. We were worried that we would have to call 911. Asked other nurses for antihypertensives but we don't have that here. They told their supervisors and said we had to wake up Sadie (which was annoying, and we just thought it was angina so we didn't wake her up).

Day 5: enjoyed the sunshine, worked out, played basket ball which was super fun!!!!! Got closer w everyone.

Day 8:

Very fun chatted with auggie and em all night about his girls and life

me and 2 of my friends were in the kitchen at like 11 just eating strawberries with chocolate cause my friends (auggie) is the baker for the camp. Basically tom Thomson (from the group of 7) got murdered on this lake and his body was found ON MY ISLAND. Anyways so we were talking about him and the lights in the kitchen started flickering. We then made a joke saying ouuu it's probs tom Thompson and I was like Emily pass my my phone incase tom shuts off the lights. Then I was saying how once when I was younger we asked for a sign from playing ouiji and the phone went off the hook. Then all of a sudden right after I said that the power went out in the kitchen so we were in the pitch black and it went out on the whole island. But it wasn't raining or anything so there was no reason for it to go out.

8. today in the morning I was like my brain was playing tricks on me after that last night I kept hearing someone walking behind our cabin (which is rocks and water so no one would be back there) and she was like WHAT THE FUCK I heard that too and just thought I was imagining it so I didn't say anything last night

Also went on a canoe trip I portaged the canoe on my shoulders alone for the first time it was so fun v proud of myself. Also learned how to stern the canoe. Learned about different things: cedar tread high in vitamin C, the British were dying of scurvy and asked the aboriginal ppl for help and they showed them to make Cedar tea. Ate wild blueberry leaves (tasted like ripe blueberries and have all of the antioxidants in them that blueberries do), wintergreen leaves (good in tea very minty), can use the sap from a cedar tree to help make a fire, its very sticky!!

July 17- so far it's been very busy. Dealt with an asthma exacerbation. Had Frankie a cute little girl who was obsessed with me always coming in for hugs (I miss her). Did 2 lice parties, one with 4 older girls (took 6 hours) one with 3 younger girls. Mikayla got a boyfriend at home wooo, but the guy here that likes her is sad. There's a nest and 3 little eggs hatched eggwardo Shelton and birdidette. 3 girls in inferm are so nice, chloe is very chill. Georgia and Sasha are hilarious!!!! Went sailing with Georgie and Mikayla and had the best time ever!!!!!!!!! I was so so happy. Javier said he misses me and started sending me hearts AHHHH he's so cute!!!!!!!!! Got to run a sexual health talk about STIs, contraception etc. I'm so happy and love it here

June 28 sat and played cards with Nikki Sophie, lizzy, and Emily on the diving tower. had the staff auction today which was so funny people spent $80 to make their friend chug a coke in front of the crowd, they did a big talk about raccoons at ahmek and had a big thing hiding behind the tarp. Then they took the tarp down and it was a door to the guys cabin. One dude bet $800 to get his door back. Another bet $1400 to get his walkie talkie LOl so funny

July 29- today was wild a 19 year old girl thought she may be pregnant I gave her a pregnancy test and it came back positive. She was super excited but anxious about telling her mom. I got to experience this for the first time which was cool and something I've never done before. Also a camper said she fainted for 30 mins in the past, she said she faints 1-2 times a day when doing lots of activity. She isint on any bp meds but takes 6-8 grams of salt a day. None of this was on camper files. She leaves on trip tomorrow. Said she had to stop swimming cause she thought she may faint. Had to interview her and got an extensive history took her standing and sitting bp, checked heart rate and stats. Relayed the info to doctor sarah and she said I did a great job, wooohoooo

July 30- camper FAKES having heart palpitations and fainting for 30 mins. We hold her back from trip and her dad fucking says she's lying about everything and her symptoms are nonsense.

August 2nd - best day at camp ever. We got to put sparkles all over us for campchella. Jermey had them all over his beard(the resident). We are snow cones, went on bouncy castles, hit eachother off these stands with big poles,  did karaoke to don't stop believing (with the med staff) and went on the slip in slide which was so friggen fun!!!!!!!!!!! I'm so happy :)

August 8th- this 7 year old girl had been found on the ground after fainting multiple (around 4) times, her vitals and blood sugar were normal. We had called her parents cause we were very concerned I asked a counsellor to watch her faint, and turns out she was just falling on the ground and pretending to faint loooool. She braced herself and would squint her eyes. We told her that if it continued she would have to stay in the infirm. I participated in the bouleé which is a canoe race. Our time was 15 mins 13 seconds. We then dunked our canoe and played on the water tramp with the sun setting a magnificent pink, it was so beautiful and fun. I'm so happy

August 9 The bar was so great, they had a computer plugged into a speaker so we got to YouTube the songs we wanted and be our own DJs. The bus ride was also so fun!!!!! We had to paddle from the island to the bus. On the way back it was so dark, there are lights all over the lake and one of the lights is our camp so it was a big challenge trying to figure out how to get home. Also in the middle of the lake Mikayla and I were paddling and then all of a sudden tipped over by accident. It was so weird cause we didn't even feel wobbly but then we were in the water with all of our stuff, our rain jackets on and shoes. It was very funny, we both were dying laughing. We had to do a T rescue so that we could get back in our canoe cause it was filled with water. I was very smart though cause I made sure my purse was strapped on before we left just incase we tipped and I also put mine and mikayla's phones in a ziplock bag (go drunk shea!!!!). Then we got home and ate Cheetos and chocolate. It was a great night!!!!! Still getting chirped by everyone for tipping

August 11- went to boots and hearts!!!! Had so much friggen fun! A nice cute man named Jordan saved our lives cause our dick head cab driver wouldn't drive us to line 7. Chilled w the pals, saw Vince connor and Liam which was nice. The gals were super pumped to see me. We played frizzy bat, lots of drinking games and chatted. Saw Parker Jackson and he told me he is still in love w me, we dated 4 years ago how peculiar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

August 13- today was my last intake day, very bittersweet feeling!!!!!! It went by so quickly, only 1 person had lice (much better than our 10 person staff lice party). We got to swim and I paddle boarded with the tocos they are so cute!! I also played this or that while the kids jumped in the water. Today was a great chill day. One toco broke her tooth in half on a rock, she didn't even cry or anything (very proud). For treating a poison ivy rash all over this girl's body we are using prednisone, you have to be careful and slowly taper this medication. She started with 30 mg once a day and then went down to 20 mg once a week. Rash is causing burning and pain, it went away but 3 days later it came back so we had to give her more prednisone.  

Aug 14

Good day got to relax in the sun and swim. Started making my paddle, it is hard work!!! The girl with the poison Ivy's rash continued spreading. they think she may have a hypersensitivity to the meds and this is a delayed reaction of it. She took 20 mg of reactine and 50 mg benadryl. We will see if this helps

Aug 15

The camper from before with the "heart palpitations" is back. She said that she had heart palpitations twice on trips and then listed the 2nd 4th and 5th day??¿ she said the last time she fainted was 2 weeks ago doing a science experiment when the last time we spoke to her it was kayaking and then playing tennis with her brother. Before she said she fainted for 30 mins 2 years ago, now she's saying it happened 1 month ago??? This girl is FUCKED. I'm so angry that she keeps doing this. a girl in her cabin fell off of a horse, so they think she is doing it so that she gets some attention back. I'm going to scream.

August 19th

Council ring

Where are you mike? I'm right here pat,*bonk with sock*

August 20th

Got to watch all of the 50 days paddle in, was so wholesome, very proud of them. Georgia came and gave me a big hug awwwww!!! Wait nvm lmao the doctor found a louse on my fucking ear, must've been from Georgia hahahaha, that's okay still such a good day. Then watched the final play which was AMAZING momma Mia was so good!!! Then went to a dance which was so LIT, everyone was in a small circle inside tables. A girl got hit in the head with a jug and was bleeding everywhere, cleaned her head and tonja applied glue. Contacted parents

August 22nd

Was trying to say boo or bubs accidentally called emily boobs lmao, did inventory got to pop some staff infection wounds like pimples which was AWESOME!!! Mikayla and I are brain dead and hyper and laughing about the stupidest s things hahaha. Did inventory and lots of intakes of kids from trip. Game night final banquet was SO FUN!!!!! Had mozzarella sticks, guac, enchiladas, spinach dip and lots more. Monopoly would go around putting people in jail and everyone would stand up and diss eachother. One of ours to chess was there ain't now yawns on us their ain't no yawns on us there may be yawns on you pawns but their ain't no yawns on us CHECKMATE! Giant mosquito attacked me wahhhh.

Aug23

Finished inventory. Rose fainted in the canoe was hyperventilating had to calm her down. Mikayla threw tape at me and I threw my phone across the room on the floor to catch the tape

Cute things campers have said

-Willa: comes to infirm and says arm hurts counsellor says what, you said your leg hurts! Then Willa goes it moves, oh look now it's in my tummy.... ouch now it's in my neck.

-evy: says she can't see and won't focus on me and says: where are we?? Counsellors scared that she has heat stroke. I take her with me to the inferm and she is limping walking really slow and saying she's going to faint. Keeps asking where she is. Then I say don't be homesick you only have 7 days left. She stands up normally and says 9 then starts limping and saying she can't see again lmaooo.

-Christina: health checks we ask her if she's been sick at all in the last month, she thinks for a few seconds and says I'm positive I had diarrhea once then pauses and says ya I'm positive. Then she leaves and we hear her counsellors say: don't lie to the nurses. Then we see her running back to the door and she frantically knocks on the door and says: I didn't have diarrhea

-Christina- gets belly button cleaned because she has an infection. She always comes in and lifts her shirt up so she can get it cleaned and today she walked and and pulled down her pants and then goes oops I forgot

-Greer: see at first I would have said that you saying my nose will get bigger if I like wasn't true but like... you're a nurse so you know

it's like chill

Chelsea

me:" so what happens when you eat red food colouring, how are you allergic to it?" Her: " I get aggressive" me: "what do you mean by that" her: "I get violent"